Chapter 225: Kitten's Conspiracy
Kano looked at Zeenard's murderous eyes and shook his head: "Brother, don't be annoyed, it's none of your business, it is estimated that you have been wandering outside, and no one has told you what you should like and what you shouldn't like, hey, it's pitiful." However, the past has passed, and now you have our brothers, anyway, those slave girls have also heard that you like men, and they are not afraid of others knowing about this, in short, our brothers will definitely help you. ”
Zeenard took a deep breath, suppressed his urge to tear Kano apart, and didn't bother to say anything more, let others see what others like, he Zeenard didn't care, the most important thing was to get what the kitten wanted: "I want an aphrodisiac." Eat for both men and women. ”
"Okay, whatever you want, I'll help you, hey, it's pitiful, brother, it turns out that your life is miserable. In the future, if you want to tell Kano more, I don't have any other advantages, so I care about my brother very much, and I can say whatever I want, I can do it, I can't do it, and I can do it. If you take it, I'll make it rain for you. If you eat a woman, it's crazy to make a lady for you. Hehe, I'll get it now, you wait. ”
Looking at Kano's back as he walked away quickly, Zeenard suddenly couldn't afford to be angry with Kano, although this guy had a tendon, but he really had nothing to say to his brother.
Soon, Kano got Zeenard aphrodisiacs out of nowhere, and Zeenard didn't say much, but directly found the kitten, and came to a no-man's corner with the kitten.
"You want it. Zeenard handed the aphrodisiac he had received from Kano to the kitten.
The little kitten took these two aphrodisiacs in a two-finger-sized black glass bottle, and looked at it suspiciously, what dragon rain does not stop, what lady is crazy, the little kitten really doesn't understand, and meows a few times at Ze Enald.
Zeenard said: "Jiaolong rain keeps giving food to men, and ladies are crazy about giving women food." ”
"Meow...... Meow Meow ......"
"Uh...... How do I know what works. ”
"Meow?"
"I forgot to ask. ”
The kitten had a cold sweat on her forehead, but she thought that it was an aphrodisiac anyway, and it would definitely have the effect she wanted, so she called again: "Meow meow ......"
Zeenard's forehead was also covered with cold sweat: "I don't know how much to eat at one time, this ...... A whole bottle. ”
If Kano knew about this, he would probably have to vomit two mouthfuls of blood, and he gave Zeenard a violent aphrodisiac, a little bit of which is not trivial, and if it goes down in one bottle, the dragon will not be able to stand it.
"Meow?"
"Or I'll ask Kano. ”
"Meow ......"
Zeenard shrugged: "Then don't ask, it's not your own food anyway." ”
The kitten looked at the two bottles of medicine, and the corner of its mouth on the right side was raised, revealing a small white fang.
The east coast of Sunflower City.
Li Xie, Xiao An, Duke Avril, and Fan Di were walking on the beach by the sea.
Li Xie suddenly shuddered, straightened his clothes, and said, "The wind on this seaside is not ordinary cold, are you cold?"
Duke Avril straightened her hair that had been blown up, and looked at Li Xie suspiciously: "Brother Evil, at noon, you still wear a lot, how can it be cold? Are you sick?"
Xiao An smiled: "How can the evil brother's body be sick, I see, there are people who are worried about the evil brother, is the evil brother offended a girl, and he will never forget you." ”
Li Xie nodded straightly: "Well, Xiao An is right, I am so handsome and attractive, it is estimated that which pretty girl has a crush on me and misses me every day." ”
"Hmph, you're so beautiful!" Xiao An glanced at Li Xie and said, "Brother Evil, this place is a good choice, right? Sister Meng Na and I are going to build a big palace, and the top can directly climb to the top of Jinao Mountain, and the bedroom is placed on the east side, you can watch the sea at any time, and then make a platform like an east extension, in your spare time, you can drink and fish, how about it?"
"Okay, of course it's good, it's all built according to your ideas, make it magnificent, and tell me if you don't have enough money. ”
"Hmm. ”
Rustling......
The kitten walked slowly with a cat step and a small fur ball in his mouth.
"Meow ......"
"Dad, the bad cat said that she had something to tell you, so I told you to go with her. ”
Li Xie leaned down and lifted the kitten up, and rescued the little furball from the kitten's mouth, and stroked the soft fluff on the kitten's back: "Baby, what can't you say here?"
"Meow, meow......" The kitten rubbed Li Xie with her face and barked a few times affectionately.
The little hairball that had already flown to Li Xie's shoulder said: "The bad cat says it's a good thing, but it can only tell you alone, and no one can know." ”
"Go, mysterious. Li Xie scolded with a smile, and said to Xiao An and the others: "I'll go with the kitten, Fan Di, you pay attention to the safety of Xiao An and Meng Na." ”
"Don't worry, Your Majesty. ”
"Well, who then, let Zixiao come over. ”
Li Xie followed the little cat all the way to the City Lord's Mansion and went directly into the bedroom, the little cat asked Li Xie to sit down, jumped on the table by himself, stood with the little hairball, and took out two cups of wine that had been poured from the space ring, and pushed one of them in front of Li Xie.
Li Xie frowned: "Baby, what do you want to say, let me come all the way to the bedroom, and let me drink?"
"Meow ......" The kitten drained the wine glass in one gulp, and then looked at Li Xie.
"Okay, I'll drink. After drinking, you should also say. ”
Li Xie picked up the wine glass, the little cat and the little hairball looked at Li Xie with four eyes, Li Xie shrugged, I don't know what these two guys are doing, but I didn't think too much, but when I brought the wine glass to my mouth, I smelled a smell.
"The wine has gone sour. Li Xie shook his head and said, "Baby, don't pour the wine in the cup in the future, it's better to put it in the bottle." ”
After speaking, Li Xie poured the wine into a potted plant, put the wine glass aside, took a new wine glass and wine, filled a glass by himself, and drank it.
The kitten's eyes widened, its mouth opened wide, and it looked at Li Xie blankly, and a drop of cold sweat flowed down its forehead from the hair to its chin.
She ordered a whole bottle of aphrodisiac wine, and just poured it? Where else can she find aphrodisiac?
"What's wrong?" Li Xie drank his wine, not knowing why.
He didn't notice the problem, it should be said that he just wanted to break his head, and he couldn't have thought that the kitten would give him aphrodisiacs, he just thought that the wine had gone bad.
And the kitten couldn't imagine that the dragon rain that Kano gave her was colorless and odorless, but it was only in small doses that had this effect, and the kitten poured the whole bottle, there would be a faint fishy smell, although the kitten noticed the smell, but thought that Li Xie should not pay attention, but she didn't expect that Li Xie had no distractions, but smelled it.
What should I do without aphrodisiac?
The little kitten tilted its head, thinking, and suddenly a cunning light flashed in its eyes, and grinned at Li Xie: "Meow...... Meow Meow ......"
Li Xie always felt that this little cat was weird and strange today, and couldn't help but be a little more vigilant, and raised his eyebrows: "Baby, you are honest, do you want to fix me?"
The kitten made a grievance, and her eyes were watery: "Meow...... Meow Meow ......"
"Daddy, the bad cat said she had a good thing for you, but she hadn't had a drink with you for a long time, and she had to drink enough to tell you. ”
"Oh?" Li Xie's eyes lit up, he just got the kitten's three treasures not long ago, will this be a good thing? ”
"Meow!"
It is estimated that there are few people in the world who can fight with the kitten, at least, Li Xie is not an opponent at all, until Li Xie is drunk and lying on the table unconscious, the little cat is not even slightly drunk.
Little Maoqiu looked at the sleeping Li Xie and muttered, "Dad, Qiuqiu was forced, it was a bad cat who forced Qiuqiu, you can't blame Qiuqiu." ”
The little cat walked to Li Xie's head, sniffed, the cat's paw slapped Li Xie a few times, and seeing that Li Xie didn't react, the corners of his mouth couldn't help grinning, and he screamed loudly.
The bedroom door opened, as if Zeenard, who was hiding outside, walked in, glanced at Li Xie, and then at Meowmeow, shook his head, and sighed secretly, whoever put this little cat on the stall is unlucky.
Zeenard carried Li Xie to the bed, put Li Xie on his back, and the kitten watched from the side and barked a few more times.
Zeenard said: "When he woke up, it's strange that he didn't go crazy." ”
The kitten grinned, and her eyes lit up for a while: "Meow...... Meow meow. ”
Zeenard nodded: "That's right, he was so drunk by you, he probably doesn't remember what happened when he wakes up, and when you clean up the relationship and say that he is drunk and disorderly, he can only admit it." ”
"Meow meow ......" the kitten smirked and glanced at Zeenard, who sighed helplessly and walked out of the house.
Lily sat by the pond in the garden of the City Lord's Mansion with nothing to do, watching the carp in the pond compete for food, and I don't know what she thought, sighed, held her chin with her hand, and muttered, "What is Your Majesty doing now?"
"Follow me. ”
The cold words scared Lily so much that she almost didn't fall into the pool, and quickly turned around, seeing a depressed Zeenard, and quickly stood up and made a blessing: "Lord Zeen, what's the matter?"
"Follow me. After Zeenard finished speaking, he turned around and left, with a depressed look on his face, no wonder he was so depressed, the dignified tenth-order dragon, now calling a cat, seemed to have become a pimp.
"Oh. Lily obediently answered, and followed, thinking to herself, thinking that it was Li Xie who called her. Because of normal words, Zeenard, a cold man, would not take the initiative to talk to women at all unless Li Xie called out, and even Kano Fandi and others, he could not say a word to them for a month.
As Zeenard entered Li Xie's bedroom, Lily saw Li Xie lying on the bed with a flushed face and unconscious. Lily was blindfolded at once, but immediately came back to her senses, ran over and put her hand on Li Xie's forehead, and immediately became anxious, shouting: "Oh no, Your Majesty has a fever, someone is coming......!
Zeenard covered Lily's mouth and said two words coldly: "Drunk." ”
Outside the door, the two female slaves had already run over, and when they saw Zeenard holding Lily and Li Xie lying on the bed, for a while, several female slaves didn't know what to do, and their knowing eyes didn't know what to think.
The kitten glanced at them, waved his hand, and motioned for them to leave. And the female slaves of the City Lord's Mansion all knew that His Majesty's kitten was of high status, and even His Majesty the Evil King had to follow the kitten's wishes, so they didn't ask much and retreated one after another.
The two slave girls went out of the door, closed the door with their hands, looked at each other, and laughed coquettishly, and one of the slave girls whispered: "Your Majesty finally can't help but ask for the head of Lily." ”
The other slave girl nodded, but was a little puzzled: "Why did Your Majesty ask Lord Zeon to catch Lily?"
"Maybe Mr. Lily is reluctant. ”
"Well, Mr. Lily is reluctant to encounter such a good thing, why doesn't Your Majesty pamper me? I am willing to die. ”
"Look at you nymphomaniac!"
"Why, if it's you, wouldn't you?"
The maid's face flushed, and her weak voice said, "Who wouldn't want to." ”
Poor drunk Li Xie didn't know anything about it, and was misunderstood that he instructed Zeenard to catch Lily.