Chapter 282: That Legendary Bad Joke (1)

"Oh, my proprietress just has an identity and status, and she can actually sit at the same table with Miss Shura to eat......"

The servant was noble with the master, and the servant said that his boss lady had dinner with so many big people, and his face was full of excitement. [Full text reading]

But Ye Huan's brows were already furrowed.

At first, he was still a little curious about why Ms. Weiss went to the Liufeng family's bank, you know, she is living a life of seclusion in the market, and the last thing she should see is the Liufeng family and the people of the Great Leiyin Temple, but when he heard Shura, Ye Huan understood that Weiss wanted to take the opportunity to see his daughter.

But what about Shura?

She actually represented the Great Lei Yin Temple to attend the celebration of the Liufeng family?

She and Nie Hou released their suspicions, did they really become Nie Hou's daughter?

Thinking of this, Ye Huan asked with a smile: "Hmm, so many big people attended, it's really unprecedented...... I heard that Miss Shura's relationship with Nie Hou Buddha is not so wonderful, so this time, how can she represent the Great Lei Yin Temple to attend the ceremony of the Liufeng family?"

"This?" the servant pouted, "How do I know about the big guys, hey, I said that if you want to buy food here, you'd better go to the Liufeng family's bank in person!" His eyes were a little contemptuous, "You orcs from the north don't know yet, right? After the cataclysm, Liufeng is the richest, and if you want to do business in our Yanhuang Third Empire, you have to get through the relationship with the Liufeng family first!"

"Hey, thank you for the mention, brothers, are we going to the Liufeng family's bank?" Ye Huan asked with a smile, "So, what about the address of the Liufeng Bank?"

Bang Dang!

The servant closed the door with a flick of his hand, and he could vaguely be heard muttering behind his back: "A group of northern barbarians, how can Lao Tzu be in the mood to pay attention to your ......"

Ye Huan was taken aback, raised his eyebrows and said, "Adolf, there are also you Hydra people in this Chishui City, right?"

"Understood!" Adolf also changed his face angrily, "Brother will ask someone to take care of this person tonight......"

"Forget it......"

The Lion King sighed self-deprecatingly, "Not only this servant, but also the officials of the Yanhuang Third Reich, alas, we orcs are poor, but the Yanhuang Third Reich has become stronger and stronger over the past few hundred years, in their eyes, we are really some barbarians from the north......"

Ye Huan just wanted to persuade a few words, but he didn't want Ouyang Tian's eyes to stare at him, "What's wrong with the orcs, they have long hair and long tails, they are not human, they are paralyzed, they were like this thousands of years ago, and they are still like this now, they have not grown at all!"

"Huh?"

Miss Nikolai heard something different in this, and asked with a smile: "What do you mean thousands of years ago like this? Old man, could it be that you were an orc thousands of years ago, and you were also despised like this?"

"Little girl, are you looking for fault again?" Ouyang Tian grinned, not knowing whether he was telling the truth or a lie, "That's right, thousands of years ago, Lao Tzu was an orc, and when he stood in the pile of people, he was almost laughed at to death, but my old man has a good mentality and a high realm, so I didn't pay attention to them...... Answer like this, are you satisfied, little girl?"

"Satisfied, very satisfied, but can the old man be specific, thousands of years ago, what kind of orc were you, and where were you despised?"

"At that time, Lao Tzu had just come out to mix ......"

Ouyang Tian seemed to be joking on purpose, and he was talking nonsense.

In this kind of chat, Ye Huan inquired about the opening of the Liufeng family's bank in the south of the city, and rushed over with a group of people, but after walking a few steps, he suddenly remembered what the Meteor Wind Star had said, and wondered: "Wait a minute, the Meteor Star said that the Flowing Wind Family's bank does not accept foreigners, and we orcs have gone, can they see us?"

I didn't want a passer-by to hear this, so I laughed and said: "Just go, today the Liufeng family has made such a big show, do you know why? A bank in a small city has opened, and there are already hundreds of banks in the Liufeng family, why do you attach so much importance to it? Let me tell you, this is the first foreign bank of the Liufeng family, and from today on, the Liufeng family will start to do business with foreigners!"

While speaking, Ye Huan saw that this passer-by was wearing a luxurious robe, and he was carrying a bag of gold coins and an invitation card in his hand, as if he wanted everyone to know that he was invited by the Liufeng family, so he swaggered the invitation like this.

Ye Huan smiled, "This old man, are you also going to congratulate the Liufeng family?"

"Hehe, I happen to have a little friendship with the three stewards of the Liufeng family, no, the invitation that the third master personally sent me really made me embarrassed not to go!" The passer-by looked very humble, but the smugness in his eyes couldn't be hidden.

A slave of the Liufeng family, the eldest lady of the Liufeng family is working for me, Ye Huan pointed to the money bag in this person's hand again, "This is ...... Brother, we just came to Chishui City, and we don't know the market yet, how much should we take for the celebration of this Liufeng family?"

The passer-by pouted, "Brother really doesn't understand anything when he says this, the celebration of the Liufeng family never accepts gifts, as long as they take care of their business ......"

Saying that, the bank of the Liufeng family arrived in an instant, it was a silver-white building that occupied half of the street, and a team of monks and soldiers of the Liufeng family were welcoming guests at the intersection, and the guests were queuing up outside the bank lobby door, and each time they entered, they went through some formalities at the counter, looking very busy.

Passers-by immediately went over to line up, and before leaving, they dropped a sentence, "No, this is the market of the Liufeng family, visit them, you can't bring gifts, you have to deposit some money in their bank, according to the current market...... At least one hundred gold coins!"

One hundred gold coins?

Ye Huan rummaged through his pockets, he had just come out of hell, and he had some special jewelry for Xia Wuregret, which was worth a lot of money, but when it came to cash, he only had dozens of silver coins with him, which was only enough for food and drink, he smiled bitterly, "Everyone, it seems that if you want to enter the gate of the Liufeng family, you have to make up enough for a hundred gold coins, which of you have it?"

The Lion King was the first to laugh embarrassedly, "We orcs are poor, you know this ......"

"Boss, I could have asked Benito for some, but I'll have to wait a little longer......" Adolf was also in a dilemma.

"Don't look at my young lady!"

Ye Huan was about to ask Miss Nikolai, but he didn't want Xiao Xixi to raise his chin quickly, "It's been more than a thousand years, and my young lady hasn't brought any money!"

"What then? We're already at the door, do we have to climb over the wall to get in?"

"Or ......" Ouyang Tian suddenly laughed a few times, and beckoned: "Lu Xiu, why did Lao Tzu kidnap you, I have seen it, have you learned?" Go, find a small alley with few people, and tie back a few fat sheep for me!"

"What? You're going to make my family Lu Xiu a kidnapper?"

Xiao Xixi was immediately unhappy, when a few people were talking, she had been looking inside the lobby, and then she didn't know what she saw, her eyes rolled, and she said with a smile: "Isn't it money?

With that, she blended into the crowd and made her way to the bank lobby.

Looking at the position where she cut the line, there was an old figure in front of her who was queuing, this figure had her back to Ye Huan, and she couldn't see his appearance clearly, but her clothes were ragged, her back was rickety, and her every move was half a beat slower than others, obviously an old peasant from the countryside who had just come to the big city.

"Hey, are you here to save money?"

Thanks to the level of hearing brought by the Wind Wings, Ye Huan understood Xiao Xixi's voice, and of course, he also heard that the voice of the old farmer in the countryside had three points of honesty and seven points of stupidity.

"Ah, I'm here to save money, what are you doing?"

"Oh~~~ You really came to save money...... Xiao Xixi smiled evilly: "Coincidentally, I happened to come to withdraw money, then you see, you came to save money, you have to put the bag of gold coins in your hand into the counter, and I came to withdraw the money, I want to take the bag of gold coins from the counter, then, you just give me the gold coins, isn't it?

Outcry!

Many of the guests heard this and turned their heads angrily: who is talking here, isn't this a public fraud? And this excuse is too lame for a fool to believe it, right? But seeing the appearance of little Sissy, the guests laughed.

After the disguised Xiao Xixi, she is a beautiful orc girl in white, with a beautiful appearance and a noble temperament, obviously the eldest lady of a big family, so ...... I guess this eldest lady is making fun of an old farmer, right?

Then let her be naughty, who would bother with such a quirky eldest lady?

Next......

What stunned everyone was that when they heard Little Sissy's proposal, the old farmer grinned, "Hey, what you said makes sense!"

He actually handed over a bag of gold coins to Xiao Xixi!

Little Sissy was also a little confused, "This, so easy?" but she smiled sweetly quickly, turned around and ran out of the lobby with the money bag, and as she left, the guests burst into laughter, and even Mr. Boor Jr. got out of Little Sissy's sleeve. Secretly looking at the old farmer who was still complacent, as if he was smart, the little Dutch pig Boer also smiled with a small eye that blinked and squeaked......

......

Looking at this farce from afar, Ye Huan also smiled.

But after a few seconds, he suddenly had a creepy feeling!

"Miss Nikolai, this scene just now......" Ye Huan's throat was already dry, "I've heard it!"

Miss Nikolai was also stunned, "It's not just you, I've heard it too!"

"Wow!" Adolf cried incredulously, "to be exact, we've all heard it, and we knew it was going to happen a year ago!"

That's right, Ye Huan has heard this scene twice!

Once when he was in prison in the Inquisition, his cellmate told him that in the bank of the Liufeng family, a quirky beautiful girl bullied James Bond for having a brain problem and defrauded him of a bag of gold coins, and the excuse was what Xiao Xixi just said, you come to save money, I will withdraw money, so it's not good to give me the money directly......

The second time, Mr. Er said that he remembered only one joke for 700 years, and although it is no longer clear when it was born, the process was ...... That's what Sissi just did!

Then the question arises!

This joke was born today, but why did Ye Huan hear it a year ago?