Chapter 100: Pretending to be a ghost
Oh my God, he seemed to remember something again, took it out of his arms, ^T jade bottle, poured out a little powder, and gently sprinkled it on Xiao Yanxue's satin-like black hair, and then took a deep breath and blew on it gently, but the breath that came out of his mouth was hot, and Xiao Yanxue could even feel that his scalp was slightly burning.
In an instant, my hair turned dry and yellow, and there was no longer any luster left......
Xiao Yanxue let him do what she did motionlessly, her heart was full of tenderness and sweetness, and she even remembered two lines of poetry: Makeup asked her husband in a low voice, the depth of the thrush is not there, and suddenly she felt that her face was as hot as a fire, this poor girl, she still doesn't know that Ling Tian has dressed herself up as a... Any woman in the world will be proud when she sees herself, and any man in the world will want to defend herself when she sees herself......
Finally, Ling Tian clapped his hands, smiled and muttered, "It's done!" and stuffed a pill that had been prepared a long time ago into Xiao Yanxue's small mouth.
As soon as Ling Tian left his body, Xiao Yanxue couldn't wait to jump up, and ran to the dressing mirror very quickly and excitedly, wanting to see what kind of gorgeous appearance he had changed under the careful dress of his sweetheart.
"Ah——h Xiao Yanxue trembled and looked at the ugly woman in the mirror, her yellow hair, triangular eyes, and chubby but dark face almost squeezed her nose...... Dry lips seem to be peeling...... Looking down, the skin on the neck that was originally deceived by the snow and the frost is now miserable and black!
Xiao Yanxue screamed in surprise, slapped her face on the table, and suddenly found that her hands were also jet black, like a dried chicken paws......
Xiao Yanxue let out a low moan in her throat and fell down softly.
Behind him, Ling Tian's voice said with a smile: "How is it? The effect is ideal, right? I told you a long time ago, my disguise technique is ......"
Before the boasting began, Xiao Yanxue had already pounced like a mad tiger. A deep voice that was extremely resentful and angry: "Ling Tian, I'll kill you!
At this moment, the murderous aura emanating from Xiao Yanxue's body was comparable to Ling Jian! No, Ling Jian was nothing, even at the peak of Ling Tian, there was absolutely no such murderous aura!
Ling Tianzheng looked at his masterpiece with a smug expression. There is a sense of accomplishment in my heart. Who can turn a stunning beauty into an ugly monster and not let anyone recognize it? Who can have such a supernatural and perfect disguise? Who can? Hahaha. It's just me. It's just me, Ling Tian! or even Li Xue. She's not far away!,
Ling Tian was waiting for Xiao Yan to exclaim in the snow. and her adoring gaze. and a look of disbelief, and even Xiao Yan thanked him in the snow. Judging from the current situation. Even if Ling Tian wasn't by Xiao Yanxue's side. Even if Mingyu City is ten thousand times more dangerous. As long as any patrol soldier sees Xiao Yanxue's face. Xiao Yanxue is absolutely safe. Absolutely no one will be interested. Uh, no. It should be said that no one has the courage to look at this face a second time.
With this face. Xiao Yanxue is equivalent to having a sacred and inviolable talisman!
But Ling Tian overlooked one thing. It's his little negligence. Let him bear Xiao Yanxue's vigorous anger in a sudden situation!
Ling Tian was too careless. He ignored the importance a woman attached to her looks. Especially a stunning woman, the huge psychological gap that becomes ugly in an instant. No woman can afford it!
Thereupon. Ling Tian was beaming with pride, his face full of stinky expressions waiting to be praised, to be praised, and to be adored. Xiao Yan's snow was raging, and his anger burned to his ground.
Punches, kicks, elbows, knees, head hammers, bites, hand grabbing...... Countless unbelievable methods, even most of them are methods that Xiao Yanxue has never touched and never seen, and they are so gushing at this moment that Xiao Yanxue created them without a teacher, if you send Jun Tianli to the side at this moment, you will definitely be amazed that many of your own generation of grandmasters have never seen the attack methods are so ingenious, so seamless, so natural, and they are used in this woman's hands like a cloud, and they will definitely be amazed at this woman's whimsical creativity, is there such a martial arts genius in this world that is enough to make heaven and earth change colorIt is undeniable that Xiao Yanxue's ability to create wonderful tricks at this moment far surpasses that of Ling Tian, a peerless genius who has been practicing martial arts since his mother's womb!
The blow that Ling Tian suffered at this moment was like being beaten by thousands of masters at the same time! Xiao Yanxue's terrifying speed, intensive means, and sharp attacks could be seen! And at this time, the stunned expression on Ling Tian's face didn't even have time to disappear......
Just when Ling Tian felt aggrieved, puzzled, and felt that Xiao Yanxue was simply unreasonable and wanted to scold loudly, Xiao Yanxue suddenly stopped all her movements, and suddenly bit Ling Tian the shoulder with her last bite.
"Huh-" Ling Tian let out an extremely miserable scream, and he actually had some feelings of fear for this crazy and unreasonable woman, this was the first time in Ling Tian's two lives in his previous life and this life......
Thirty-six plans are the best plan, the enemy is too strong to be invincible, Ling Tian is in a hurry like a lost dog, busy like a fish that has slipped through the net, and the complete defeat of the falling flowers and flowing water, and the desert and flees......
For the first time in his life, he was so embarrassed! Even if the former was chased and killed by Jun Tianli, he was not so embarrassed, Ling Tian felt that his reputation for the first time was lost!
A moment ago, it was tender and sweet for a lifetime...... The next moment is already ...
Ling Tian stroked his shoulder, wanting to cry without tears!
In the room, Xiao Yanxue rubbed the dark camouflage on her arm fiercely, but no matter how hard she tried, the disgusting color was still the same, even if she washed and rubbed it with water, it never fell off a bit, as if it was a naturally generated skin color;
In fact, it's no wonder, these colors are Ling Tian's top achievements in disguise since his previous life, if they can be washed away with water, they are enough to praise! In fact, Xiao Yanxue didn't know that if there was a certain disguise master who saw this kind of disguise props, he would definitely be shocked, because Ling Tian's methods and props were too perfect, so perfect
, can actually make a stunning beauty, beautiful face, without showing the slightest trace TT is already the pinnacle achievement of disguise art!
Xiao Yanxue naturally didn't know the mystery of this, now she only knew that she was afraid, if these disgusting things that Ling Tian gave her were on her body, if she couldn't go from now on, they would grow on herself...... Then I'll die!" Xiao Yanxue thought sadly.
For a woman, especially a stunning beauty like Xiao Yanxue, she is afraid of being killed and violent, but what she really fears the most is that her face is not there, which is also the biggest death hole for all women!
This cry only to find that his throat was dumb somehow, rustling like a mouthful of sand, the original sweet voice had long since been gone, and now the voice was unusually dry, like an old lady who had lived for more than a hundred years and lost her teeth...... Suddenly remembered the pill that Ling Tian had finally stuffed into his mouth......
Damn Ling Tian!Damn the pig's head!Damn it, damn it, damn it......... Xiao Yanxue's mouth was like a witch's curse, muttering endlessly, with a fierce light in her eyes, if Ling Tian hadn't escaped at this time, I am afraid that she would be able to scare her soul......
Women will definitely fight with their lives to defend their looks!
Although Ling Tian had already started his light skills and fled far away, he still felt the cold in his vest for a while, and he sneezed several times in succession, causing a group of dogs to bark in the surrounding houses, and the patrol masters of the Yu family flew like flies.
At the same time, a bright fireworks rocket rushed into the air, bursting a brilliant flower in mid-air.
Ling Tian stuck out his tongue, women, women, you can have a longer memory in the future, and you definitely can't provoke it. It's just that in order to receive information tonight, the third son of the Yu family will definitely take action, and he will also investigate his second brother's courtyard, Ling Tian had no choice but to use a clever trick to change Xiao Yanxue's appearance, and if she is discovered, her safety can be guaranteed, right?
Am I wrong? Ling Tian thought indignantly, where was I wrong? If I dress you up as a fairy again, no, even if you don't look like a fairy, just a Chinese person's assets, just how many watching eyes you have to attract with your graceful posture, I'm afraid that if you have no problem, you will be pulled out by those hungry ghosts in the color, and you are really kind to be a donkey's liver and lungs! It's really a dog biting Lu Dongbin who doesn't know the hearts of good people, look at how Ben Gongzi and others will settle accounts with you again in the past!
However, settling accounts in the future is a matter for the future, and the problem now is that Ling Tian has already followed a large group of masters flying around behind him, which makes Ling Tian depressed; I just came out a little early, and it is not time to lure you out, why are you following me? Isn't it just a sneeze? Is it also worth making such a fuss?
Suddenly, Ling Tian's heart moved, didn't I come out this time just to do something, or to cooperate with Yu Liufeng's actions? Although he wouldn't be grateful, and it was a little early, but if he could have caused a commotion earlier and attracted most of the attention, and the chaos in the city would have another benefit, that is, those people in the heavens and heavens would probably also cancel the mission that they were supposed to go out, right? In this way, they can really be made to be on fire, hehe......
Ling Tian laughed twice, took the masked black cloth out of his arms, covered his face, and showed a mischievous grimace, a thought came to his mind, if this was the case, would the effect be better?
Between the rapid gallops, Ling Tian suddenly stood on the roof, one foot in front and one foot, one hand behind him, one hand obliquely pointed to the moon sky, and posed in an extremely chic and extremely windy posture, and then, the upper body leaned forward slightly, and suddenly a domineering momentum suddenly dispersed, and at the moment when the overwhelming momentum just diffused, the sound of the surrounding dogs barking suddenly disappeared completely, like a knife cut!
The group of tracking masters were overwhelmed by his extremely strong momentum, and they all involuntarily stopped far away, but they still formed a large encirclement, enveloping Ling Tian inside, but there was already a look of surprise in their eyes.
Surrounded by a group of masters, this person actually didn't care at all, but stopped, how could this be what ordinary people could do? What's more, this is the Ming Jade City, and it is where the foundation base camp of the Yu family is located! Could it be that this person actually disdains the Yu family so much?
"Mingyue is still the same, but it is already a sea of vicissitudes! I can't imagine that the old man has not appeared in the rivers and lakes for decades, and there are juniors like you who dare to follow the old man! I really don't know whether to live or die!" Ling Tian was very satisfied with the effect caused, and shouted unhappily in a very old and desolate voice: "Where is the junior, tracking the old man at night, could it be that the old man does not dare to kill people? Could it be that the Jade family in Mingyu City has actually fallen to such a point?"
When this sentence came out, everyone was a little stunned, Damn, what kind of person is this? Why is this such a big breath? Such an old-fashioned atmosphere! The Yu family is now in the middle of the day, and it has actually become broken in his mouth! Suddenly, everyone was about to swallow it back in an instant. Could it be some big shot?
"Who is Your Excellency?" The leader was a middle-aged man in a white robe, he looked at Ling Tian with a cautious face, and his words actually did not have the usual domineering attitude of the Yu family in Ming Jade City, and became a little cautious, a little respectful, and even, a little fearful. Just because I felt that the eyes of the black-clothed masked man in front of him swept away, and the sharp murderous aura came to the body, and I actually had my hair standing up for it! I couldn't help but be shocked in my heart, my God, how many murderous people do you have to kill to be able to cultivate it? This person must be a senior master, although the Yu family is beautiful on the surface, but at this time it is eventful, if you can not make such an enemy, it is better not to offend as much as possible!
"Your Excellency?" Ling Tian sneered in that old voice, and then his unnoticed waist stiffened slightly, and the respectful words of the white-clothed man in the lead didn't seem to be taken to heart, only listening to the old man's voice that was extremely arrogant and domineering: "Your Excellency, how can you call these two words." If you change to Jade Tianshan to call me, that's pretty much the same!" He snorted coldly and asked, "What do you want to do with me inexplicably?"
Jade Tianshan!
Seven or eight white jade masters of the Yu family gasped at the same time. Yu Tianshan is the grandfather of the current head of the family, Yu Manlou, and the last two generations of the head of the Yu family, and he is an amazing and brilliant figure of the Yu family, but now, he has passed away for nearly 20 years, could it be that the old man in front of him is actually
Characters of the same generation of ancestors are not successful?
Now it's a kick!
The white jade masters of the jade family looked at each other and complained bitterly;
The white jade master at the head said in a low voice again: "This old-timer is still asking for anger, the juniors are also responsible, recently an enemy has infiltrated Mingyu City and fought against my jade family, and we have been ordered to arrest the murderer." "Xindao turned out to be a friend of the old master.
Ling Tian let out a slow "oh" and said, "I see. I said, after all, the Yu family has been inherited for thousands of years, and the people of the Yu family are still qualified after all, and how can they bite people like mad dogs? I think it was a misunderstanding. ”
The crowd couldn't laugh or cry, and they were still very comfortable listening to his previous sentence, but they turned around when they thought of the next sentence? Some of the crowd were quick-mouthed, and as early as the first sentence he spoke, he had already snapped a sentence: "The old-timers are reasonable." At this moment, I couldn't get it back if I wanted to, and I was depressed for a while. Others pointed their noses and scolded themselves for being mad dogs, and they even boasted: "The old-timers are reasonable!"
The old guy is so shady!
Listening to the words of this old-timer, there seemed to be a lot of looseness, and the master of the Yu family led by him was relieved, and asked with a salivating face: "Dare to ask the old-timers about their names, so that the juniors can appreciate the heroic style of the seniors." ”
Ling Tian glanced at him, smiled, and said, "You kid still want to register the old man's name?"
The leader of the master bowed and said with a smile: "The responsibility is, please forgive and be considerate to the old-timers; the old-timers are magnanimous, and they must not be as knowledgeable as our juniors." ”
Ling Tian sighed and muttered, "It's good for you little ghost to speak, so the old man won't be difficult for you." If the old thing in Yutianshan asks about it, it will report the old man's name. ”
The master smiled all over his face, and even claimed that it was, and secretly slandered in his heart: You old guy hasn't said it yet, how can I report it? Besides, the old master has been immortal for nearly 20 years, and if you want me to report to him, won't you curse me to die early?
"It's been 40 years since I reported my name, and it's really like time flies, and the years go by, and there is no looking back. Ling Tian's sigh made those white jade masters awe-inspired! Sure enough, they were old-timers, they hadn't appeared in the world for forty years.
Ling Tian sighed, raised his head to the sky, and said slowly and slowly in a voice of extreme remembrance: "I think that back then, the world's martial arts were entangled with Jade Tianshan and Shui Qingyun, and the two masters were so brave and ruthless, the old man couldn't look at it, so he stretched out his hand. At that time, they jointly gave the old man a nickname......"
At this point, Ling Tian stopped, but in the eyes of all the white jade masters, this was clearly the old-timers reminiscing about the events of the day, where did anyone dare to disturb the Jade Tianshan, Shui Qingyun was so brave and ruthless? Everyone was even more in awe, and they were silent one by one. But where did he think that this guy in front of him was having a headache, what name should he choose?
Ling Tian thought about it for a long time, and finally thought of a name, and said leisurely: "Back then, that 'like a fairy, like a god, like a demon, the world, the world, the world, the world, the three mountains, five mountains, and eight wildernesses, the only one, the supreme wonderful hand and the heavenly heart' was the old man!" Ling Tian's eyes widened, and he was full of majesty: "Remember the old man's name clearly, the old man's surname is Qin, Qin Shi Huang, he is the old man!"
Come, Ling Tian still admired this first world supreme who unified the Central Plains and swept the Eight Desolations, and at this time he said it casually, and suddenly a heroic lyric appeared in his heart: Who is razing the Six Kingdoms? Which one is the unification and hegemony? Who is the one whose military achievements are higher than the lonely family?
Everyone was dumbfounded! Where have there been such a long nickname for martial arts people throughout the ages? A full 30-character nickname that is extremely stylish has really completely suppressed these people in front of them.
"Uh...... It turned out to be Qin's senior;" The white-clothed master looked suspicious, obviously a little unconvinced, and said in the future: "Dare to ask Qin's senior, come to my Mingyu City, but come to visit the old master?"
"The old man doesn't look for the Jade Tianshan, can't he still come to find you, the junior?" Ling Tian rolled his eyes: "In addition to the Jade Tianshan in this Ming Jade City, there are still people there who are worthy of the old man's special trip?" People live for a hundred years, there is always a friend and a half, people live to be a hundred years old, and they are also inherently dead, so they want to see these old friends before they go!"
The man was stunned, and rolled his eyes at his words. If you want to see an old friend, I'm afraid you can only go big. Just thinking like this, before he could speak, in the distance, the sound of swishing clothes breaking through the air was endless, and three figures and meteors flew over like a sky, and the search for a day and a night only caught some inconsequential idlers, and the masters of the Yu family almost ran away, and when they saw the fireworks flying into the sky just now, they actually rushed over.
The leader was an old man with a snow-white beard, with a gloomy look on his face, his eyes were like eagles, he glanced coldly at everyone in the field, and asked indifferently, "Is this this guy? Why haven't you taken it down yet?" said with his chin nodded towards Ling Tian, with a look of arrogance. But in an instant, he noticed the astonishing momentum faintly emanating from Ling Tian's body, and couldn't help but change his expression and became cautious.
Ling Tian snorted unhappily, and on one side, the white jade master hurriedly explained, "Great offering, this is ...... Qin seniors. ”
"Old Seniors Qin?" said in confusion, "What Old Seniors Qin?"
Ling Tian's black robe was flying, and he had a majestic bearing, but when he just opened his mouth to call out the words 'Great Offering', Ling Tian was a little depressed: Why did he attract him too? The biggest purpose of his attention was to facilitate Yuliufeng's actions, and also to make the most perfect preparations for the next dog-eat-dog, but didn't the intelligence say that the leader of Yuliufeng's side this time was this great worship? Seeing that the time was not early, why was this old man still wandering outside? And I was actually attracted to myself!
If this old fellow is attracted to stay here, then wouldn't I have done me a disservice?
The white jade master said respectfully: "This is the 'like an immortal, like a god, like a demon, like a demon, the heavens and the earth, throughout the ages, three mountains, five mountains, eight desolations, six and only one, the supreme master, the wonderful hand and the benevolent heart' Qin Shi Huang Qin senior." As he spoke, he pointed at Ling Tian, and quickly took a big breath first, it was really difficult to breathe when he said so many words in one breath. I almost held it in one breath. wW