Xiao An clapped his hands: "Wow, it's so beautiful, if you can set off fireworks in the water, it will definitely be even more beautiful!" ”

When the villagers heard his words, they smiled lightly and shook their heads, sure enough, it was a child, how could fireworks be set off in the water!

As soon as the idea came up, I saw a boat rowing across the river.

I vaguely saw a person above.

Because it was too dark, I couldn't see it very clearly.

Lu Qian and Ji Jingting have good eyesight, and they can see Lao Hu on the boat at a glance.

The two looked at each other, what was he doing there!

Lao Hu stood on the boat and placed the fireworks he had bought from the city not far from him.

He ripped the seal.

Then ignite.

"Bang-"

"Bang-bang-"

"Bang-bang-bang-" Colorful fireworks burst into the night sky, and suddenly they were as bright as day.

"Wow - it's so beautiful, there are really fireworks!"

"It's so beautiful! It's the first time I've seen such beautiful fireworks! "In the countryside, whoever has a happy event only buys firecrackers!

It's the first time you've seen fireworks!

"That's a fairy! How else would it be there! ”

"Quick, get down on your knees!" The village chief also treats Lao Hu as a fairy, no, people are originally immortals, and the villagers worship him, he can afford it!

"Poof-" Everyone listened to the village chief's words and knelt on the ground.

"The gods have appeared!"

"The gods bless us!"

"Immortals...... Immortals ......"

The voices of the villagers were loud and deafening.

Even the people in the neighboring villages heard it.

"Xinghe Village, what's going on! Like a mad dog, he doesn't sleep at night and yells at something! ”

"Who knows! Maybe I made some money and couldn't sleep! ”

Hearing this, someone was sour again: "Tsk, do you think Lu Lao Er is stupid?" There is such a good way to make money, and it is actually selflessly told to irrelevant people! ”

"You know what, he does this, of course he has a reason!"

“……”

Lao Hu on the other side stood on the boat, and when he saw that everyone worshipped him, he felt strange, and then he heard everyone shouting immortals and the like, and felt that these people had a hole in their brains!

Where are the gods in this world?

Standing at the bow of the boat, he raised his right hand and waved it in the air: "Don't worship, it's me, it's me." ”

Someone heard Lao Hu's voice: "Village chief, it's not a fairy, it's Lao Hu there!" ”

The village chief naturally heard it, and his face distorted: "Get up, I've made the wrong person!" ”

The expression on Lu Laoer's face was also indescribable, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching: "I just said, he went out early in the morning and didn't see a shadow all day, so where did you think he went?" After doing it for a long time, I went to do fireworks! ”

Mrs. Lu didn't say much: "It's also a heart." ”

Zhong Manyuan nodded in agreement: "Usually it doesn't look reliable at all, but it's still quite good." Later, his face was crackled by Lao Hu's magic operation.

Daddy Lu smiled: "His personality is like that, just get used to it." Anyway, they all live together, and it's good to treat him as a family. ”

Everyone nodded.

Xiao An looked at the people on the boat dumbfounded: "It turned out to be Grandpa Hu!" He's so good, he can even buy fireworks! ”

This sentence also woke up others.

Oh, yes!

How did he get the fireworks!

It's not difficult to buy firecrackers, it doesn't matter if you buy fireworks, it's hard to get the goods from the manufacturer!

Lu Laoer's eyes flashed slightly, could it be that Lao Hu did something earth-shattering without him knowing!

Even if it is Lu Lao Er, who has a strong heart, he is also a little worried at this time, this old man really did it!

He guessed right!

By this time, the city's fireworks factory was in a mess.

The factory director was so angry that smoke came out of his head, and he was annoyed: "What's the matter!" There are so many fireworks, if you don't see them, they will disappear. This is ordered by the government, and it is about to be delivered, and now it is gone, where can we get a batch! ”

"Factory director, factory director, here's a sum of money, and a note!"

The employee who spoke handed the money and the note to the factory director.

He looked down and saw a few words written crookedly on it.

[The people in your fireworks factory are so stingy, the old man wants to buy fireworks, but he doesn't let them in, so the old man can only come in his own way, the old man gives you a piece of advice, you can't be too blind, you can't be too self-righteous, you have to be calm, otherwise, you will die quickly! ] Oh, it's not early, the old man doesn't say much, you can do it yourself! Oh, the old man almost forgot, this is the only little money left by the old man, I don't know if it's enough, no matter what, anyway, that's it, you want more, the old man doesn't have it! 】

All the fireworks were taken away, and they were scolded, saying that they had no one in their eyes and were self-righteous!

The factory director was really angry after reading the note.

He looked at the money in his hand and counted it, a full five hundred.

The factory director's eyebrows jumped wildly, and the corners of his mouth couldn't stop twitching, he was angry and funny!

This man has no concept of money!

With so much money, you can buy two fireworks!

"Director, what should I do?"

"Call the police!"

"But they gave the money!"

"Without consent, it's theft!"

Lao Hu didn't know that he was called to the police for stealing fireworks, and he was having fun at this time.

"Sissi, Sissi, come here, come to the boat together!"

The boat was quite large and could hold about twenty people.

The Lu family got on the boat, and the village chief, Grandma Liu, and Dr. Li also got on board.

They sat in the boat, looking here and there, scared and excited.

"Lao Hu, how did you get this boat!"

"It's coming! Is it hard to get a boat! There are a lot of boats at the docks in the city! Lao Hu said as a matter of course.

But the village chief heard the voice: "You, you mean, you drove the boat without the consent of others?" ”

Lao Hu tilted his head to look at him and brought out his own theory: "Of course, you have to get the consent of others before you can drive the boat away!" ”

The village chief breathed a sigh of relief, but he was not completely relaxed, and heard Lao Hu say again: "There is no one there, the old man left a hundred yuan for the owner of the boat, and wrote a note, saying that he would rent it for two days, but the people didn't speak, and the old man agreed to be the owner of the ship." ”

The village chief stumbled and almost fell into the river, he shouldn't have had any hope for Lao Hu: "You, you, how can you do this!" ”

Lao Hu looked at him puzzled: "Why can't you do this!" The old man only sailed with the consent of others! ”

The village chief knew that Xiucai couldn't tell what it was like to meet Bing Youli, and no one was there, how could he agree with him, if the owner called the police, he was afraid that he would feel better: "Without my consent, it is stealing." ”

"Fart! The old man gave money, and the old man also gave money for the fireworks! ”

As soon as these words came out, the village chief collapsed directly on the ground, and it was miserable, he not only stole the boat, but also stole fireworks......

Lu Laoer's face was already dark, but he knew that Lao Hu didn't mean it, he didn't understand the world, not to mention, he has been adapting to this society recently, and he knows that it costs money to buy things!

Although the way is a little special, it does give money!

(End of chapter)