In the alley at midnight, Tao Yao went downstairs to buy supper with a pair of panda eyes.

"A bowl of cold noodles."

"Six."

"So expensive?"

"Don't buy it if it's too expensive, don't delay my business."

"......" Tao Yao hesitated, but still chose to order. It's not that she's too expensive, it's just that she doesn't have any money.

Tao Yao is an online writer, and a few years ago he could barely support himself, but recently he can't. She pulled out her phone and opened her mailbox expectantly to check her inbox.

A few days ago, she submitted an article to the editor, but she never wrote back.

In order to turn a bucket of instant noodles into three dishes and one soup every day next month, she "knocked" the editor for 48 hours in a row, and finally "won" the editor's mercy and promised her that as long as the manuscript can be passed, she will continue to work on it this month.

"Hey, do you still want to buy cold noodles?"

Tao Yao waved her hand to signal the stall owner not to worry, and the other side hurriedly checked the editor's reply that had just arrived:

Bei Mingjun, I'm sorry, your new article does not meet the reception requirements of this site, please revise it again. ps: If the modified version is not enough sand sculpture, please do not submit it again.

"Sand sculpture, sand sculpture, knowing the possibility of me writing a sand sculpture, it is better to be reborn and reincarnate as a sand sculpture, and you have to force me to sand sculpture! I'm such a serious person, how can I do that cheap sand sculpture thing? ”

"Hey, do you want to buy cold noodles?"

"Buy, don't rush, you wait for me to find the money...... Tao Yao stretched out her hand, pretended to dig out her pants pocket very seriously, took out the lower half of her body, and then took out the upper half of her body, and after digging for a long time, she said embarrassedly, "...... What the hell, sorry, I forgot to bring the money. ”

The vendor sneered: "If you want to say that you forgot to bring your mobile phone, I believe it, and you say that you forgot to bring money, do you think I can believe it?" In these days, who still settles accounts in cash? Go and go, if you don't have money, you don't have money, don't delay me in business. ”

"What's the catch, I can't buy it, let me smell it......" Tao Yao swallowed his saliva towards the cold noodles, turned around with a disgraced face, and in the alley late at night, except for the vendors selling noodles, there was no passer-by.

"It's still delaying your business, there are no people, you sell it to ghosts!" After a curse, a loud bang rang out from the sky, "Boom—"

When she turned the corner, a large black cloud fell above her head, and the downpour instantly fell on her alone.

"Damn, scolding people was also struck by lightning?!" Tao Yao ran wildly, but no matter how she ran, the black clouds only ran with her, running and running, she fell into a pothole, and the torrential rain swallowed her in an instant.

In the distance, the city broadcasts: "The weather in the city is fine today, there is heavy rain locally, and the rainfall is so heavy that it ...... storm"

"Help—"

In the dark brown lotus pond, a sand sculpture fluttered up and down, almost drowning.

On the shore, a few wild boars spat stones at the sand sculptures fluttering in the water, with their mouths wide open, like cannonballs in the upper hall. The stones are thrown very accurately, and the grains are in the middle of the wings of the sand sculpture.

Tao Yao, who was only one step away from drowning, poked out of the water angrily and roared: "Where did you come from, bear child, wait for me to climb up, I want you to look good!" ”

As soon as she finished speaking, a stone hit her in the mouth.

"Hurry up, the sand sculpture said that we want to look good!" In the wild grass on the shore, the wild boars became more and more excited, and the stones in their mouths were vomited more happily.

Tao Yao swallowed a mouthful of pond water and chewed it carefully, and the taste was three points heavier than stinky tofu.

Woo...... Is she going to drown? And she is still drowning in such a place with a complicated taste, what will she smell like when she turns around and is picked up?

If she had known that she would die so bizarrely, she should have starved to death at home, maybe for two more days.

In the flash of lightning, the sneer of the wild boar flashed, what did they call her?

Sand sculptures? She?

Also, what is it that just spoke?

Suddenly, something held her feet and slowly lifted her out of the water.

"Diao, are you alright?"

"Ahem, ahem, ahem—no—ah—" Tao Yao screamed, almost sliding off the turtle shell, and the turtle's eyes were clear, and he grabbed Tao Yao's wings in one bite.

How did she ride on a turtle?!

The ink-colored turtle turned its head and smiled at her kindly: "Diaodiao, don't be sad, I'll go back and tell the mountain lord and let the mountain master teach the three little pigs a lesson." ”

A turtle can actually talk?!

So the one who just spat out the stone at her really had to be a pig?!

She must be hallucinating from hunger!

Tao Yao, who was so frightened that she was speechless, immediately raised her hand and gave herself a real slap, because the beating was too real, so that she tilted her head and saw the reflection under the water.

Well, there was a turtle in the water, and the turtle was carrying a sand sculpture on its back, and the sand sculpture was so shocked that all the whites of his eyes turned into the whites of his eyes. The sand sculpture that rolled its eyes was not ...... She?

Tao Yao, who couldn't believe all this, blinked, and the reflection in the water also blinked with her, and she blinked again, and the shadow blinked too...... Several times, even if she didn't want to admit it, she had to admit that she had become a sand sculpture!

The sky is ruthless, and it can't help but be cruel to her!

If there is a sky, she should be told to go straight to the end to see Hades, maybe she can coax Lord Hades to let her vote in the next life to be a good baby who can eat three dishes and one soup every day.

Why did you get her off the bus and become a bird? And is it a one-of-a-kind sand sculpture? Is it because she doesn't understand the essence of sand sculpture that she can immerse herself in what a real sand sculpture is?

No, absolutely impossible!

She's a serious person, a serious person!

No matter how stunned Tao Yao was, the turtle stuck out its tongue, wrapped up in the frozen paraffin, motionless Tao Yao, threw it back into the turtle shell, and then carried her and swam ashore.

"Diaodiao, today is a crying and mourning meeting, the mountain owner has a life, and he wants all the demon beasts in the sheep intestine mountain to go. It's not early, we need to go faster. ”

The turtle snorted, and in ten minutes, it moved a meter.

Tao Yao relieved herself, raised her hand and slapped herself again, the strong pain broke her last trace of luxury, this is not a nightmare, she really has to join the world of animals, and she will not be a human anymore!

Although this fact is really stinging, she can't just seek death because of this, right?

Tao Yao, who has mixed tastes, gives herself psychological counseling and tricks herself into crossing into a sand sculpture, which is a small scene for an online writer.

If you think about it again, it is not without benefits to be a sand sculpture, at least the sand sculpture does not need 996.

The coveted peach was lying on the back of the big turtle, lazily looking around.

It is a jungle covered with heavy snow, the snow is white, and the forest is black and yellow. As far as the eye can see, the trees in the forest are full of sparse and decayed trees.

Is it winter?

But the water in the pond just now was not cold.

Not far from the tree, four squirrels arched out of the snow, and they seemed to be happy, but they smiled and suddenly hit one place, and they hit it very ferociously.

Because the turtle walked slowly, Tao Yao saw this inexplicable battle completely. Of the four squirrels, three were bitten and wounded, and only one was holding a blood-stained hazelnut and gnawing contentedly.

Could it be ...... Even if she wears a sand sculpture, food will still be her biggest crisis?

No, that's absolutely not!

Tao Yao perked up a little and asked the turtle, "That, who are you?" ”

"Are you stupid in your brain? I'm Turtle Seventy, and I'm going to take you to the mourning meeting. ”

"...... "So how many turtles are there in this shitty place?" Is there any other mourning meeting to compare who weeps the loudest? Tao Yao really doesn't know much about them as a human!

"May I ask Brother Seventy, what is the Crying Funeral Conference?"

"Diaodiao, you're really stupid!"

“…… Well. "Silly is stupid, who called her a newcomer.

The turtle turned his head and gave Tao Yao a sympathetic look: "The three brothers of the chicken boy sacrificed heroically for the rise and fall of the demon clan, and we, as their kindred, should go to mourn for them and comfort their fearless bravery." ”

"Heroic ......" small animal world, per capita big writers, even chickens can be heroic...... She really doesn't understand the animal world.

"Well, how did they die?"

"How else can you die? Except for the evil mortals, there will be no other existence in the world, and they will brutally hunt the demon race. ”

"Demon ......?"

Isn't it the animal world?

Co-authored her not to travel to the animal world, but to the fantasy world? Belch...... Seems to be stronger than animals? It seems that demons can be cultivated into adults?

In this way, the gate of the new world does not seem to be a door of utter despair.

But—

"Dare to ask Brother Seventy, are mortals bad?"

The turtle angrily let go of her teeth, and the peach that was caught in her mouth fell to the ground, grinning in pain.

"Diaodiao, you actually think mortals are good?!"

"No, that's not what I meant." It's scary, ah, no, it's scary!

"Diaodiao, you remember, mortals are the most evil existence in the world, they love to hunt the demon clan with intrigue and trickery, and they are the enemies of the demon clan!"

Tao Yao's head immediately looked like pounding garlic.

She had to nod, and she instinctively felt that if she dared not nod, the turtle would bite off her head in one bite.

The turtle bowed his head in relief and picked up the peach again: "Diao, you must always remember that mortals and demon clans have a deep blood feud, as a demon clan, even if they die nine times, they will be proud to kill mortals." ”

can make a demon hate to grit her teeth, obviously the disparity in force between the human race and the demon race, how much she can't think about it, to set up the ideal of being proud of killing?

No, she is a human, although she has become a demon, but she is dedicated to people, one day, she will definitely cultivate into a human form and become a beautiful and beautiful demon!

She wants to be a crossing eagle with dreams and pursuits!

Half a day later, Turtle No. 70 finally carried Tao Yao on his back and moved to Yanggu Mountain.

The mountain is not high, and the black and yellow jungle is as desolate, and there is only a dead tree on the bare mountaintop, and the branches are covered with snow awls, and a colorful rooster stands on the dry branch, looking down on the demon beasts with his toes proud.

This is the Demon Mountain Lord? A chicken?

At a glance, thousands of little demons have gathered on the mountain, because the turtle walks slowly, they fall on the outermost periphery, but obviously the turtle is unwilling to go far, carrying Tao Yao and trying to squeeze inside.

Tao Yao raised her head and saw a black leaf parked under the dead tree, and three bloodstained chicks lined up. With the dead tree as the center, the demon beasts formed a circle, and the demon beasts' eyes were red, and the killing intent was soaring.

Such a terrifying scene frightened Tao Yao, who was squatting on the back of the turtle, and this shock made her roll off the turtle shell.

She was about to fall, and the red-eyed demons glared at her, and she immediately wrapped her wings around herself, making a pose that was unique to human fear.

A rabbit shouted, "Sand sculpture, what are you doing?" You actually learn from the mortal attitude, you are simply insulting the dignity of the demon clan, compared with the three chicken brothers who sacrificed themselves for the rise of the demon clan, you are simply not a demon, you should die to apologize! ”

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