Chapter 10: A Shortcut to Heaven
Arrowhead?
Could it be that God saw her piety and showed her the way?
She hurriedly got up, followed the direction of the arrow, and fell into a bottomless pit as she walked.
"Ahh
As soon as you look down, you can see the entire library building.
Is she heavenly? Free fall into the sky, this is a truly anti-science magical place.
In the distance, a table flew towards her, and when it was a meter away from her, it was able to fall.
There are two books on the table, one is "Forbidden Books β’ A Brief History of the Demon Clan" and one is "Forbidden Books β’ How to Become an Invincible Demon in the Shortest Time in the World".
Tao Yao picked up "A Brief History of the Demon Clan", and threw one away without a trace without looking at it, who has time to care about the history of the rise and fall of the demon clan, she just wants to know, how to become a powerful demon.
Turn the first line: Dear little goblin, please keep your eyes open and look closely at the picture below, what can you see? Be sure to speak your answer out loud.
"Pigs."
If you see a pig, congratulations, your qualifications are comparable to a pig, no matter how hard you try in this life, you can't escape the fate of stupid death.
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Dear little demon, are you desperate?
"Huh." Absolutely mud horse, just a broken book, she wants to think about it, she can tear it now, when the time comes, she doesn't know who is more desperate than whom!
Dear little demon, there is no need to be desperate, because on the path of cultivation, in addition to the geniuses who "am born to be useful", there are more stupid people who "stupid birds can't fly first".
If you are the latter, congratulations, as long as you read this book carefully and follow the golden advice of this book, you can become the most powerful demon in the shortest time.
Although the book is a bit of a stinky fart, as long as the idea works, she can let go of this broken book regardless of the villain. Tao Yao couldn't wait to turn to the second page.
Dear little demon, the simplest truth in the world is that nothing is impossible to have, and there are talents to become more and more little by little. If you are a stupid pig, then no matter how you practice, you will not be able to become a smart fox.
So, if you insist on becoming a talent on your own, this book has to advise you, get out.
"No, I like to take shortcuts."
Dear little goblin, if you like to take shortcuts, then let's move on.
If you want to become a powerful demon, you must first find a powerful cultivator, and then use all means (or die begging for a white face, or crying for a father and calling for a mother...... Become his/her spiritual pet.
The moment the demon and the person conclude the contract, the demon will get the master's cultivation, no matter how strong the master's cultivation is, even if it is a nine-day immortal, this law is also true.
Seeing this, Tao Yao's eyes smiled like a crescent moon, Jing Shangxian is the strongest in the world, if she can get his success, then she can at least walk sideways in the world.
At this moment, are you smiling? Dear little demon, don't be so unpursuing, as soon as you succeed, you can be satisfied? Don't you want more? For example, 30 percent, 60 percent, or even 90 percent?
"Yes." Nonsense, who doesn't want the power of white gain?
If you want to get more, then you don't just need to become an immortal cultivator's spiritual pet, you also have to become a spiritual pet that can warm his/her bed.
This book has made the most complete statistics, the spirit pet warms the bed of the immortal cultivator once, and you can get one percent of the skill of the immortal cultivator, so from the theoretical point of view, you only need to warm the bed of the immortal cultivator ninety times, and you can become a cultivator as powerful as him/her.
Note: The above conclusions are purely theoretical, and have not been supported by practice as there has never been a single pet that can accomplish the task of warming the bed ninety times.
Any theory that has not been tested in practice has a risk of failure, so you need to be cautious when trying it, otherwise, your life will not be guaranteed~
Dear little demon, what would you choose?
How to choose? Is it hard?
No, it's not difficult at all!
The little life is in front of the beauty of Xichen, it is a floating cloud. She doesn't want to be pure and have few desires for 10,000 years, she wants the golden wind and jade dew to meet each other, that is, to die, that is to be a ghost and a romance.
Dear little goblin, speak your choice out loud.
"Beauty!"
Dear little demon, although you are as stupid as a pig, you have delusions, which is good. Please turn to the last page, where there is the last and most important tip left for you by this book, be sure to read it carefully.
Tao Yao turned another page, and it was also the last page.
On a page, most of the words are muddy, and a few words that can barely be distinguished, put together roughly mean that the method of warming the bed has unpredictable risks, and everything will be fine if it succeeds, and if it fails, it will be a life...... Nope.
It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
Tao Yao closed the book with a smile, and she didn't pay attention to the sentence "If you lose, you will die". The possibility of this happening is very small.
Thinking of her, an online writer with ten years of writing experience, the clearest crossing theory is the law of the protagonist's immortality. Of course, she doesn't have the cheekiness to feel that she is the protagonist, but Jing Shangxian certainly is.
If you want to ask the reason, of course, it's because of his face!
This kind of beautiful existence is so beautiful that people are poor in words, if it is not the protagonist, it is God blind.
As soon as the book was closed, the clouds that held her suddenly dispersed.
"Ahh
Tao Yao did another pleasant free fall.
Then, she smashed into the library.
Her rapid fall created the wind, which blew the books off the shelves, and hundreds of books fell on her, and she was about to cry out in pain, when a book gagged her mouth.
When she looked up, she was actually looking for the "Kunlun Wonderland Geography" for a month.
She's finally going to get moving, and it's not what it used to be!
Catch a break......?
"Hahaha......" Tao Yao looked at the towering Pinhing Mountain, laughing self-deprecatingly.
Even if the mountain is high, as long as she is willing to climb, she can always climb it, but it is like a pinhed mountain with a rolling column, even if she can climb the rock, she can't go up!
This is forcing her to learn Edgeworth, but the problem is that her qualifications are comparable to a pig, and I'm afraid that she hasn't learned Edgeworth, and her body has become a phoenix girl.
Tao Yao propped up her head and sat sadly at the foot of the mountain, and her lonely figure turned into a Wangfu stone.
But she didn't stay alone for too long, if she wanted to win the beauty, she would have to pay the price, and she wanted to play the princes of the Beacon Fire Theater that week, but she smiled for the Pomeranian.
Can the beauty of King Zhou You be so beautiful that she is more beautiful than the immortals on the scene?
Definitely not!
She is not the king of Zhou You, there is a country that has defeated her, but she is a third-rate writer who has been rejected countless times, and she ranks second among her many virtues.
It's just a mountain that can't be climbed, why does she have to go up?
If the mountain doesn't come, I'll go to the mountain.
From this day on, Tao Yao began to write love letters, throughout the ages, as long as she memorized it, as far as the poetry and Chu Ci, as far as modern poetry, Western poetry, but everything lingering and compassionate, she was silent.
She wrote the poems on letterhead paper found in the library, then folded them into thousands of paper cranes and hung them under homemade Kong Ming lanterns. Every time night fell, she lit the sky lantern and let the wind of Kunlun Mountain blow the Kong Ming lantern soaring.
There is no way that there is no iceberg that cannot be dissolved, only a burning stick that does not work hard.
With such selfless efforts, two months after Tao Yao worshiped in Kunlun Wonderland, on Kunlun Mountain, the alarm bell rang suddenly. At that time, Tao Yao, because he was too tired to send love letters, was so tired that he collapsed in the lattice and slept completely forgetful.
"Senior Sister Peach, Senior Sister Peach, Senior Sister Peach-"
Tao Yao bounced up angrily, it was rare that the big demon phoenix girl didn't come to toss her in the middle of the night, she was holding the Qianqian hand of Jing Shangxian in a beautiful dream, and was just about to steal a kiss, but she was woken up, she was really angry and smoked above her head.
Tao Yao kicked the door open: "Who, call the soul early in the morning?" β
"Lu Li."
"Senior Brother Lu~" She instantly retracted her anger and changed to a smile, but she didn't change freely enough, but she became half laughing and half crying, and Lu Li was so shocked that she took three steps back.
"Senior Sister Tao, are you singing?"
ββ¦β¦ Senior Brother Lu is here, what are you doing? β
"As soon as the alarm bell rings, the disciples in the Kunlun Immortal Territory, no matter how old or young, no matter where they are, need to go to the Tu Yu Hall to meet the four senior brothers."
"Big deal?"
Lu Li said solemnly: "Since the completion of Kunlun Wonderland, for the first time in a thousand years, the alarm bell has been sounded, and it is a great event that has happened. β
"Like?"
Lu Lixing's eyes glared: "Senior Sister Tao, what are you doing grinding and chirping?" β
"I'm just sleepy."
"If it weren't for the fourth senior brother's life, I would never come to disturb Senior Sister Tao's rest, if Senior Sister Tao thinks I'm troublesome, you can go to the Tu Yu Hall by yourself."
"Eh, what did Senior Brother Lu say, how can I dislike Senior Brother?"
Just kidding, there is a chasm between the Tu Yu Hall and the Four Dangers Mountain that cannot be crossed by the sword, and she has no ability to go to it herself.
Lu Li nodded, flicked her sleeves, and the familiar rope tied her waist again: "Senior Brother Lu, can we change the flying sideβahβ"
That's it, how shy the immortal cultivator is, she doesn't have to force Lu Li to fly with her sword.
Ten minutes later, Tao Yao was taken by Lu Li to the Tu Yu Palace.
If the animal meeting of the sheep intestine mountain is a small village gathering, then the assembly in front of the Tu Yu temple is the city assembly.
"Lu-" Good guy, in a blink of an eye, Lu Li is gone.
Tao Yao had a pair of panda eyes on her head, and casually found a stone that could be settled, half-squatted on it, and raised her eyes to look at the height of the Tu Yu Palace.
The four senior brothers who like to play mahjong are dressed very seriously today, the senior brother is wearing a gold silk black shirt, the second senior brother is wearing willow green, the third senior brother is wearing a pink color, and the fourth senior brother is wearing a green shirt, and the four of them are lined up, standing imposingly.
"Quietβ"
Just one word, it was like a tsunami wave, shaking the careless Tao Yao to stand up straight in an instant.
It is said that there is a depth of cultivation, but Tao Yao ascended Kunlun in March, but she did not really feel the power of cultivation, although she had seen the immortal on the scene, but every time the immortal made a move, it was light and fluttering, and she couldn't see anything.
Today, the word "quiet" of the senior brother made her roughly appreciate the power of immortal cultivators.
"Recently, there was a earth-shattering event in Kunlun Mountain, and someone dared to blaspheme the immortals above the Kunlun fairy scenery in my Kunlun fairyland.
This move is simply appalling, and people and gods cannot tolerate it.
Therefore, I have summoned all my junior brothers and sisters here, and I want you to find out such a bold and reckless madman, and bring him to the Tu Xuan Palace, and I will let her know what a tragic fate will happen to the Immortal Qingyu above the defiled scene! β
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No way......