Shangxian is back, and all the days spent on the Mountain of Hatred have meaning again.

As the day dawned, Tao Yao jumped off the couch excitedly.

For more than a month since Shangxian was absent, in addition to being a cook every day, she was thinking about how to better hook up with Shangxian. She worked hard to summarize the failure of the last hot pot banquet and came to a very reliable conclusion.

That is, the internal force is insufficient, and the external force is not enough.

The so-called lack of internal strength means that just her peach is not enough to hook the immortal to lose her mind, abandon her pure heart and few desires, and arouse her with thunder.

And the so-called lack of external force refers to the useless things that can only blur the mind but cannot stimulate the body by means of wine, which is far from enough.

Therefore, for the upcoming second hookup, she made a more detailed and reliable plan than before. She is confident that this time she can capture the immortals in one fell swoop.

Half an hour after getting up, Tao Yao quietly touched the corner of Pinhate Mountain, took Jianmu, and went to Siwei Mountain.

In the distance, she saw Master Cen lying crookedly by a shallow stream, and the hook he was accustomed to using for fishing was lying crookedly in the grass by the stream.

"Yo, Master is not fishing today, but is fishing for toads instead?"

The master stiffened a carp and jumped up in surprise: "Little Daoyou, are you here?" ”

"It's me."

"Shangxian Huishan, you are not in the middle of the saddle in the mountains, how can you have time to come and see me, a bad old man?"

Tao Yao smiled sweetly: "Master is jealous? ”

The master shook his head arrogantly: "That's not it." ”

"Yes, to the Master, I am just a cook after all."

"Huh?" The master was so frightened that he covered his clothes and took two steps back, "Little Daoist, don't you think it's hopeless to hook up with the immortals, and you plan to retreat and hook up with me, a bad old man, right?" Little Daoyou, let me tell you clearly, although I am a bad old man, I am also a bad old man with pursuits. ”

Tao Yao's eyelids twitched, meow, she shouldn't talk nonsense with the old thing.

Tao Yao hooked her lips and leaked out the small soup cup hidden in her sleeve.

In the last hot pot banquet, when she cheated the wine from her master, she promised to make a Buddha jump over the wall, and then went up to the fairy and left the mountain, she cooked for the master every day, and the master got carried away from eating, and she didn't remember that there was such a thing as a Buddha jumping over the wall.

The master didn't remember, but Tao Yao did.

The Buddha jumping over the wall in her hand was just out of the pot before she went down the mountain, and at this moment, the soup was still hot.

She gently opened the lid, and the strong fragrance turned into a white smoke, which slowly slipped into the master's nostrils, and the master narrowed his eyes of enjoyment, and a large drop of saliva dripped uncontrollably from the corner of his mouth.

The master didn't care about wiping his mouth, he just stared at the soup cup in Tao Yao's hand: "Little Daoyou, what good thing are you holding in your hand?" ”

Tao Yao smiled without saying a word, and tucked the lid back.

The fragrance dissipated instantly.

The master was anxious: "Little Daoyou, don't cover it, let me smell it again." ”

"Incense?"

The master licked his lips: "It's not just incense, it's just incense!" ”

"Do you want to eat?"

"Think about it—"

"There is a condition."

The master paused for a moment, he looked at the soup cup in Tao Yao's hand, then at Tao Yao, then at the soup cup, and then at Tao Yao, and then he gently tore open his shirt and made up his mind: "Come on." ”

"Huh?"

"Chastity and sincerity are precious, and the price of the Taoist heart is higher, if it is not for food, both can be thrown."

"......" throwing mud horses——

She is a young girl, and the reason why she wronged herself to hook up with an old fairy who doesn't know how many years old is not because the old fairy is beautiful and strong?

As a result, when she came to Master Cen, she became a flowery intestine that everyone can do, heh!

"Old thing, I warn you, you'd better take back the preface for me, otherwise, even if I feed the fish for today's Buddha jumping over the wall, I won't give you food!"

"What?"

Tao Yao looked up and down with a disdainful expression: "Master, as a disciple, I kindly advise you to look in the mirror when you are fine."

It's not your fault that you're old, it's a person, you'll get old, but as a capable cultivator with an indefinite life, it's your fault that you'll be ugly when you're old. ”

“……”

"Also, what about me, although I am not beautiful, but my style is very beautiful, not to mention you, it is the four senior brothers in charge, in my eyes, it is not Er'er, and it is thanks to you that you don't know it to be able to say such shameless words, I actually think that I have a little possibility of falling in love with you, and I am really confused."

The master glared at Taoyao.

Will Tao Yao be afraid of being glared at by her master?

She smiled and opened the lid of the soup cup, fanned her fingertips slightly, and the aroma once again drifted into the master's nostrils: "Thick soup is delicious when it's hot, but it smells fishy when it's cold." As a foodie, the Master understands very well. ”

Sure enough, the angry master immediately shifted his gaze, and his whole body and mind were condensed on the Buddha jumping over the wall.

The broken book still makes sense, take a foodie, only food is also.

The master licked and laughed, rubbed his hands and asked, "What does the little Taoist want?" But do you want me to tie up the immortals for you and let you do whatever you want? ”

"Huh?" Tao Yao was a little surprised, could it be that she misjudged her master's cultivation? Isn't it Kunlun Wonderland, and the master is the unfathomable sweeping monk?

"Master, can you do it?"

"I can't do it."

“……”

The master hurriedly added: "Although I don't have the ability to tie up the immortals, I can do everything else." ”

"Then ask the master to help me pluck the sun from the sky, and I want to give it to the immortals."

“……”

Let you brag!

The master was so angry that he stomped his feet, "Little Daoyou, Danqiu didn't blame you for the Arowana, but it was my master who lost face, could it be that you are still angry, so you have to come to trick me?" ”

Tao Yao smiled, and then said the purpose: "Okay, I don't want the sun, I just need a pill." ”

The master breathed a sigh of relief: "If you want the pill, you should say it earlier, we don't have a thousand pharmacists on Kunlun Mountain, but also nine hundred, no matter what pill you want, I can find it for you." ”

"Really?"

"Nonsense."

"I want an elixir that can make a man a man back."

"Hah...... cough cough cough - "The master coughed violently, "What kind of pill do you want for the little Daoist?" ”

"Even if it is an immortal who abandons his seven emotions and six desires, he can't help but want to be a real man."

The master held his stunned chin and asked lightly, "What do you have for the immortals?" ”

"You want to care?" Although Shangxian may not be able to do it, she can't show it around.

She didn't say anything, but the master was very clear, and he asked, "Immortal—no?!" ”

It's not necessarily impossible, but everything can't stand just in case.

Three minutes later, the master covered his lips and laughed smugly: "Hehehehe...... Shangxian can't do it-hehehehehe......"

What does this old stuff mean?

Could it be that the immortal is not good and makes him very happy?

"Little Taoist friend, look at it, so you can't look at the surface of everything, although the immortal is handsome, but it is useless, it is not as good as me, an old man."

“……”

What a mess is this......

Did she say that she couldn't go to the immortals?

"Master Cen, the soup is almost cold, can we stop talking nonsense? You give me the elixir, and I will give you the Buddha to jump over the wall. Remember, I want the best—"

Before she finished speaking, the master had already taken out a round pill from his sleeve.

Tao Yao was stunned: "This kind of thing, you also carry it with you?" ”

The master folded his sleeves and stroked his long beard very elegantly: "I am a person who has no other hobbies except eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling. ”

This kind of thing, he can still say it in a proud tone?!

No, she should have asked, what kind of Kunlun cultivator is this?

This is simply an old fritter in the world!

But—

"Master, have you reached the point where you need to bring your own elixir?"

“……”

Haha, I'm still old and strong, and I've never seen someone who beats himself in the mouth so quickly.

Hongyun instantly crawled all over the master's face, and he embarrassedly threw the pill to Tao Yao: "The pill is for you, the Buddha jumped over the wall and gave it to me, and then, you can go back." ”

Get back?

I haven't inspected the goods yet, how can I go?

"Master, the good wine you gave me last time was a bit of a pitfall, so this time, I decided to be a little more cautious, and when I am sure that this elixir works, it will not be too late for you to jump over the wall."

The master was so frightened that he took two steps back, grabbed the placket of his clothes tightly, and looked noble and innocent that no one could violate: "Little Daoyou, this thing can't be tried randomly." ”

"......" meow!

However, it seems that you can't try it randomly.

She can't eat in this place, she can't let the Master eat, and if the Master gets on the head, will she have to suffer?

For a while, Tao Yao didn't know what to do, and at this moment, a figure flashed from the corner of her eyes, and when she looked at it, it was Lu Li of Siwei Mountain.

Tao Yao immediately beckoned: "Senior Brother Lu, Master Cen called you-"

When Lu Li rushed over, Tao Yao nodded at Master Cen, although the master was stunned, but at the moment when Lu Li arrived, he did not hesitate to pull out a round pill from his sleeve and stuff it into Lu Li's mouth.

Lu Li was shocked, but it happened too quickly, completely beyond his expectations.

When he swallowed the pill and wanted to ask what he had eaten, his face suddenly turned red, his eyes were blurred, and he saw that his always clear gaze became like a wolf, and his gaze finally stopped on Tao Yao.

This place should not be stayed for long.

Master Cen's eyes were clear, and he quickly threw out a talisman, throwing Lu Li, who was about to transform, into the small stream that was about to transform.

Tao Yao immediately jumped over the wall and stuffed it to the master: "The medicine is good." ”

"That's it."

Tao Yao, who wanted to go for the plan, looked at Lu Li, who was suffering in the river, and couldn't bear to ask lightly: "Master, ask more, can this medicine be solved?" ”

"Yes."

It's good to have it.

"The joy of fish and water."

"......" Tao Yao sighed bitterly, for Lu Li, who was dedicated to the Tao, but might not be chaste, "Master, how can you be willing to destroy a disciple like Senior Brother Lu who asks sincerely?!" ”

"Huh?" Master stays.

Tao Yao patted the master's shoulder sympathetically: "Old goods, old goods, don't forget, you are the master of the school, and you can't do things like pit students." ”

"......" Master Cen waved away Tao Yao, trembling with anger, "You asked me to stuff the medicine, how can it be my pot?" ”

"Did I say that?"

“……”

"Master, the pit disciples are already very bad, and if you don't admit that the pit disciples are evil, I just hope that when Senior Brother Lu comes to his senses, he can forgive the master generously."

"-"

In the small stream, Lu Li, who was fixed in shape, somehow summoned the spirit pet White Tiger, only to hear Lu Li sneering at the White Tiger: "Come and touch me-"