Chapter 63: Temptation and Joy
The princess, who was pinched by Tao Yao, pursed her mouth hatefully, and asked unwillingly: "Where are you really not?" ”
Tao Yao smiled proudly, stepped forward calmly, and removed the leather whip that the princess circled her neck: "Can this be fake?" If it weren't out of my hands, would those individual cultivators be chasing me and killing them?
Your Royal Highness the Princess, you don't know, it's not how badly I was beaten by the cultivators in the human world, if it weren't for my soft-heartedness, I couldn't see him suffering, and I couldn't say that Her Royal Highness the Princess was already separated from her beloved neither yin nor yang. ”
"......" Hehuan looked at Tao Yao with complicated eyes, and finally softened her voice and asked, "Say, what do you want?" ”
Belch...... This expression looks familiar.
After thinking about it for a moment, oh, isn't this the classic expression of the villain of the president's family in the president's sweet drama? It's the kind of thing I give you how many billions will you have before you can leave my son?
Hehuan raised his head arrogantly, with a stinky fart look that everything was under control: "Okay, this princess has read countless demons, and shameless people like you have seen many things."
But anyone like you who can't see people, never knows what you know, and when you see a good look, you want to keep it for yourself, and this princess understands it very well.
It's just that with you, you are also worthy of Xiao Xian?! ”
“……”
I thought that this princess said that the ghost was handsome, and it was a lover's eyes, but she didn't expect that she actually said that the peach was not beautiful, which shows that the princess is really blind.
Tao Yao was speechless for a while, so that the princess thought that she hadn't thought about how to open her mouth, so the princess said angrily: "No matter how much benefit you want, as long as you are willing to leave, even if you say, this princess can afford it!" ”
Tsk, domineering.
However, how did she hear that the Nine Shadows were very barren, so a thousand years ago, when the demon clan was still rampant in the Qiye Continent, the demon and demon clans did not scheming against the human race for profit?
Can't the demons have been clearing the wasteland for a thousand years, so the demons are rich?
"Princess Hehuan, yours may be beautiful, but no matter how beautiful it is, it can't be as beautiful as my master, I have the best by my side, what do you want to do to bend yours?"
"Huh." Hehuan smiled disdainfully, "Little uncle's female disciple, you're not stupid, aren't you?" ”
"Huh?"
She's stupid?
Damn-in her lifetime, she was actually scolded by a fool for being a fool? However, can she still scold back the scolding of fools? If she really scolded back, she would be a fool.
That's it, the princess is not stupid, why run after a ghost?
Probably because Tao Yao's temperament was so good that it grew Hehuan's disdain, she sneered and asked: "Since you are the apprentice of the little uncle, how dare you say that you can be his woman in the future?" ”
"What can't be said about this?" I didn't expect a demon to be more pedantic than a demon her, and I'm sorry for the existence of a demon born in the dark.
Tao Yao's naturalness made Hehuan stunned, and she scolded angrily: "No wonder the demons are all disdainful when they talk about mortals, it turns out that mortals are so shameless." This princess tells you that even in the demon clan and the ghost clan, there will be no ugly thing that the apprentice wants to be a master woman! ”
"Huh?"
"Don't you admit it?!" The princess was shocked and became more and more disdainful, "The devil knows, one day is a teacher and a father for life, you want to roll the sheets with your father, you dare to say that it is not a scandal?!" ”
What a mess!
A master is a master, a father is a father, can it be the same?!
"Princess Hehuan, do you know what a father is? Your father is the one who provided you with the chromosomes, but the master is not. Tao Yao, who tried to refute Hehuan, immediately sneered, "What do I do to explain biology with you, it's a waste of time." ”
"Shameless!"
“……”
Wait, the master took the concept of prostitution, how did she come about?
The Green River Novel of All Evils!
Tao Yao supports her forehead, as a veteran writer who has been immersed in the online literature industry for more than ten years, in her cognitive framework, her master is equivalent to her future husband, which should be a well-known thing.
However, the Qiye Continent is not the literature of the Green River.
Tao Yao turned around and went to see the Shangxian standing quietly not far away, she first went to the hated mountain, and the Shangxian said that in his lifetime, he would never accept disciples.
But she wanted to go to Kunlun because of Tao's family affairs, and Shangxian suddenly summoned the senior brother, saying that she was his rightful disciple, and asked the senior brother to tell the Kunlun Wonderland.
At that time, she was still complacent about Shangxian's willingness to give her a proper name, but she completely forgot that Shangxian's worldview was very different from her worldview.
So, the immortals are ...... on purpose?
Tao Yao's good mood disappeared in an instant: "The princess is right, I have nothing to do with Shizun in this life, and if I can't be happy, then I can't see others happy." Taking a step back and thinking about it, the princess's is not improvised. ”
"You-"
Heh, can the princess scold her?
Hehuan was so angry that he wanted to whip Tao Yao again, Tao Yao was not stunned at all, and met Hehuan's leather whip: "The princess is not seriously injured, you have to rely on my aura to recuperate, if I am injured, he will not be well, I am afraid that the princess will not be able to avoid it, and I don't want to see the princess again in this life." At that time, I will comfort him again, saying that I will not be able to coax him to let me do whatever I want. ”
Hehuan was so angry that he shook the whip again, this whip, the hill added a deep ravine, counting the previous one, it was really a good thing in pairs, and this whip, the location was well chosen, and it fell at Li Shubai's feet, only to see Li Shubai smashed it like this.
If you can be stoned to death, you can be regarded as an early blissful climber.
However, Lu Yuan's hand was quick and grabbed the rattan.
It's a pity.
"Tao Yao, what do you want?"
Hehuan was furious, and Tao Yao hooked his lips: "Princess, am I worthy of the master?" ”
"......" He Huan was silent, and after a while, she gritted her teeth and replied, "Yes." ”
Tao Yao smiled with satisfaction, she took half a step forward and warmly hooked Hehuan's shoulder: "Princess, the reason why love is so moving, isn't it precisely what you can't ask for?"
I can't ask for the teacher, the princess can't ask for it, this love is the same, the princess instead of smiling at me fifty steps and a hundred steps, it is better to be with me, and work together to get rid of the men who disdain us, so that they regret the past love, and we will be up and down in the future, so that it is serious. ”
"......" The princess glared at Tao Yao, almost to the point that her beautiful eyes were bulging, just as Tao Yao thought that she was playing the piano to the cow, but she didn't want the princess to hook Tao Yao, "Well said, all men in this world are excessive, I thought that only one person was hateful, I didn't know that the princess was beautiful, it turned out that even the little uncle was so hateful, I don't understand your cuteness!" ”
On the way, really on the road.
This demon princess is not stupid at all, I don't know how many times smarter than Lu Li and the like, she simply met her late.
The princess nodded deeply, and said very sincerely: "Taoyao, this princess supports you." ”
So, the so-called moral standards are always used to discipline others, but they are not ropes that bind themselves, which is well proved by the demon princess.
However, Tao Yao doesn't hate the princess's concessions at all, this is true~
Hehuan, who agreed with Tao Yao, actually blushed, and shed a tear for Tao Yao: "Tao Yao, you are so pitiful......"
"Huh?"
Hehuan patted Tao Yao on the back and said very sympathetically: "Although it is not that I ignore me, there is only a racial distance between me and him, at most, I was killed by lightning after rolling the sheets, but at least I had a good time, and I didn't lose anything." But between you and your little uncle, there is a constant ethic, and although you will not be struck by lightning, you will be drowned by a sanctimonious mortal with saliva. ”
Is this really sympathetic to her?
Looking at Hehuan with red eyes, Tao Yao thought that she should be sincere, but if Hehuan's sympathy was sincere, it made her even more depressed!
Does she need a demon to sympathize with?
"Princess Hehuan, don't you think...... Actually, you're still miserable? ”
Hehuan was dazed: "Will it?" ”
"How not?" Tao Yao raised his eyebrows, "You see, my master and I are now masters and apprentices, but the building near the water will be the first month, and when I hook my master to make a mistake, and then let him expel me from the mountain gate, then I will not be his apprentice, and the so-called Gangchang ethics will no longer exist." ”
"Also...... Is it okay like this? ”
"Why not?"
Shangxian is the strongest in the world, if everyone agrees, it is the same celebration of the whole world, but if someone disagrees, she will call Shangxian to beat up, and beat the other party to cry and call his mother.
She didn't believe that mortals could have more rough skin and thick flesh!
After a while, Hehuan let go of the peach and hugged himself and cried: "Wow, wow, wow...... Taoyao, this princess is so miserable...... Whining...... The father said that he loved the princess, but he refused to make peace with the princess......
It's not worse, what is this princess is a princess on the top, he is not worthy of this princess...... Woowoo...... Princess Ben doesn't mind if he is worthy of Princess Ben, what does he have to mind if he does......
He didn't have to mind, and he came to the world to hide from this princess...... Woowoo...... The princess finally found him, and his father called the little uncle to look for the princess, and he had to arrest the princess......
Woowoo...... But when Princess Ben goes back to the Demon Realm, her father will definitely lock Princess Ben until she never sees the light of day...... Woowoo woo ......"
It's noisy......
Hehuan's cry directly thanked Tao Yao. What's even more thankful is that the people on the hill, all looking here, can see that Tao Yao can't dig a pit and bury the acacia.
This thing is earth-shattering in what it does, so angry and so bitterly weeping.
But the more painful Hehuan cried, the more she couldn't give up the ghosts and demons, wouldn't it be more beneficial to her? As long as she can get rid of the ghosts and demons for the princess, then she is Hehuan's great benefactor.
"Okay, okay, at most, I want you to hold it, that's it."
"Huh?" Hehuan raised his head, his eyes were blazing, how could there be a tear?
Tao Yao sighed, when she met such a nonsense master who was comparable to her, she either admitted it or had a headache, but it was just a matchmaking marriage? She's doing it!
"It's not my spiritual pet, naturally he should listen to me in everything, and when he recovers from his injury, I'll let him pole dance for you."
"What is pole dancing?"
Tao Yao leaned into Hehuan's ear, muttered for a while, and when he finished speaking, he retreated, and Tao Yao saw a line of hot blood flowing out of Hehuan's nose.
Alas...... I didn't expect the demon princess to be really an infatuated species, digging out her heart and lungs for such an ugly ghost, and she didn't know what to do?
That's it, there's nothing wrong with that.
Shangxian wants to send Hehuan back to the demon clan, and on the way to the lonely man and widow, who knows if something will happen that shouldn't happen? Now the princess is infatuated with ghosts and demons, and she will not empathize with her.
It's just that thinking of Hehuan, a beautiful demon princess, who actually thinks ugly is beautiful, Tao Yao can't help but feel three points of pity for her: "Princess Hehuan, it's not that she is injured, it will take a while to recover." Why don't you listen to your master's words and go back to the demon world first? ”
"No return!"
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