Chapter 226: The Foolish Divine Monarch

On the long winding mountain path, the Northern Pluto Divine Monarch, dressed in a red light robe, had a dog's tail grass in his mouth in his mouth, humming a brisk tune, happily shuttling through the clouds and mist.

She was in a very good mood today, because she once again succeeded in fooling the rigid Elder Nianyi, evaded the pursuit of her own boring brother, and escaped.

As a very respected god monarch in Kunlun Immortal Mountain, she is really sorry for her noble bloodline, because she has neither the unique cultivation talent of her own brother, nor the strong ability of god respect and childbirth, the only thing she is good at is only two things, one is to eat and wait for death, and the other is to gag.

Belch...... Maybe a third thing, writing a script.

She is the only historian of the Protoss, but she loves to write a book of words that love you to the death than to write about the boring trivial daily life of the Protoss.

In the world, the book written by the Northern Immortal is very popular.

However, such talents who have passed through the heavens and latitudes of heaven and earth have fallen into the eyes of the gods and immortals, and they have only gained the notoriety of a plaything.

Because of this, Elder Nianda, who was revered by the two immortal clans, whenever he met her, he was either so angry that he blew his beard and glared at her, or he hated so much that he ran to the Cloud Hall to complain to her god king and brother.

It's a pity that no matter how respectable and lawless she is, she can't help her brother who doesn't smile on her face, but in fact has a bad stomach.

In view of the fact that there are too many people in the fairy clan who look at her unpleasantly, and in order to reduce the annoyance of his own brother having to take time out of his busy schedule to reprimand her, Beiming is very intimate and once again took advantage of the unpreparedness and ran away from home.

In fact, it has been a long time since she last went down the mountain, and if she doesn't go to the Nine Doubts Book House again, the shopkeeper of the bookstore will probably announce to the public that the Northern Immortal Monarch is dead.

With the face of that bookstore female businessman, it's not that she can't do it.

Walking quickly to the foot of the fairy mountain, Beiming bumped into the little fairy boy standing next to the ten mountain-guarding beasts, his eyes wide.

There are six tribes in the Qiye Continent, the two immortal clans live next to each other, the gods live in the Buzhou Mountain is slightly higher, and the immortals live in Kunlun, second, however, whether it is Zhou or Kunlun, it is a place where people, demons, ghosts, and demons cannot set foot.

However, the human race has cultivated for advanced people, the demon race has a strong demon, the ghost race has a great ghost with outstanding ability, and the demon race has many demons against the sky, so in order to maintain the sacredness of the poor and Kunlun, the two immortal clans spent huge divine power, at the entrance of Kunlun Mountain, not only set up a large array to guard the mountain, but also sent ten ancient beasts to watch the door every day.

For thousands of years, people, demons, ghosts, and demons, there is indeed no one, a demon, a ghost, and a demon have come to the two immortal mountains, and the two immortal clans have been complacent, boasting of the blessed land of the immortal mountains, and no one dares to invade them.

But Beiming, who often wanders elsewhere, knows that people, demons, ghosts, and demons don't go to the fairy mountain, where they dare not come, but are too lazy to come.

It is also a great place for the two immortals to be two mountains.

"Cut-" Bei Ming snorted disdainfully, although she was a Divine Monarch, she really didn't look down on the Divine Monarch and the Immortals, as if the Six Clans were the most amazing.

Hearing the cold snort, the little fairy boy who guarded the mountain turned around angrily, crossed his waist and scolded angrily: "Northern Immortal Monarch, why are you again?!"

Beiming smiled and beckoned: "Xiaoxiao, look at what you said, Benjun hasn't been here for a few days, where do you use another word for labor?"

These words made the little fairy boy blushing with anger: "Northern Immortal Divine Monarch, do you still want face? Three months ago, you just walked in front of the mountain gate, and because you went out of the mountain gate, Xiaoxian was sent by the God King to clean Kunlun for three months, and he was just freed yesterday!"

"So miserable?" Bei Ming couldn't help but show sympathy for the little fairy child, "Xiaoxiao, Benjun's brother is indeed very bad, don't be like him."

"......" The little fairy boy was stunned by Beiming's words, and his eyes, which were already wide open, almost burst out of his sockets, "Beiming Shenjun, you are really-"

"What's wrong with Ben-kun?"

The little fairy boy shook his head, too lazy to talk to the North Immortal: "The little fairy doesn't want to talk nonsense with the Northern Immortal Divine Monarch, in short, unless the little immortal dies today, the little immortal will never let the Northern Immortal Divine Monarch cross the mountain gate!"

"Huh?" Bei Ming scratched his head in annoyance, "Benjun just wants to go to the human world

After a few days, why will you be so tired that you will have to die or live?"

The little fairy boy replied loudly: "Go back to the Northern Shenjun, there are rules in the mountains, whether it is the god of Zhou Mountain or the immortal of Kunlun, you are not allowed to go out of the mountain gate unless necessary!"

"But it is very necessary for Benjun to go out of the mountain." She didn't want to be agreed to be a dead person by an unscrupulous woman, and let him make a windfall alone.

The little fairy boy took it for granted in the Northern Underworld, and his face turned blue with anger: "The Northern Immortal Divine Monarch, you are not the Divine Monarch on the side, you have the ability to be busy with human affairs. When you go to the world, apart from eating, drinking, and having fun, you are fighting and making trouble, and you are useless except for ruining the reputation of the Protoss!"

Beiming smiled, slightly unhappy: "Xiaoxiao, don't let your head have a good temper, and you don't know how important it is."

"Huh?" The little fairy child was directly laughed angrily, "Is it that the little fairy doesn't know the importance of what he says, or does the Northern Immortal Divine Monarch never care about the prestige of the God Clan?

Shenjun, don't forget, the last time you went to the world, you pulled out the three green and yellow bamboos that the Demon Venerable had finally raised on the bank of the Nine Shadows, and the Demon Venerable was so angry that he grabbed your collar and came to Buzhou Mountain***!"

"Uh......"

Can you blame her for this?

Langfeng, where the demons live, is a rare and good place on the Qiye Continent, where there are mountains and mountains, water and water, not to mention planting bamboo, even if it is a golden peony, planting a piece is also a piece of life.

But that Demon Venerable's brain was pumping, and he had to get along with the half-dead Nine Shades, wasting three hundred years in vain, saying that he wanted to turn the Nine Shades into a paradise of peach and willow green.

The cow was blown down, but after three hundred years of tossing, the nine shades without grass were all asked to make three green and yellow thin broken bamboos. "Xiaoxiao, what you said is not right, this gentleman is all for the sake of the Demon Venerable, if it weren't for him crying so pitifully, this gentleman would not be merciful and nosy."

The little fairy boy trembled all over, and roared angrily: "Northern Pluto Divine Monarch, the Demon Venerable is crying with joy, not crying bitterly!"

"Huh?"

The little fairy boy tugged at his hair and gritted his teeth and explained, "Demon Venerable has planted bamboo for three hundred years, and seeing the bamboo break through the ground, do you think he is happy?"

Bei Ming half-tilted his head, full of puzzlement: "If you are happy, why do you want to cry?"

"......" The little fairy boy was so angry that he couldn't speak.

Worried that the little fairy boy was angry, Beiming said very kindly: "Okay, then when you are right, then Benjun will definitely apologize to him when he sees the Demon Venerable this time."

"Huh." The little fairy boy didn't answer, only flicked his sleeves, and when the divine power flew out of his sleeves, the ten divine beasts standing quietly in front of the mountain gate all raised their heads angrily, "Northern Shenjun, Xiao Xian has said, unless Xiao Xian dies today, don't think about leaving the mountain gate."

"......," Bei Ming sighed helplessly, "Why not?"

As she spoke, her feet moved slightly, and she couldn't see how she moved, but after a while, the heads of the ten grinning divine beasts and the courageous little fairy boy were each labeled with a fixation spell.

Bei Ming chewed the dog's tail grass in her mouth, walked forward, and when she was about to rub shoulders with the little fairy child, she patted the little fairy child on the shoulder approvingly: "With your qualifications, you dare to stop this king, which can be regarded as commendable courage."

"Woo." The little fairy boy was unwillingly angry, as if he couldn't accept that Beiming had such a ability.

"Alas......" Bei Ming sighed sadly, "Xiaoxiao, Ben Jun, is indeed mediocre in qualifications, if you ask Ben Jun to fight with the gods of the mountains or the immortals with real swords and guns, Ben Jun will be defeated.

But if you have to be so violent?

Ben Jun is not good at wielding knives and guns, but Ben Jun's runes and formations are quite good, otherwise, why do you think Elder Nian Yi should be so persistent with Ben Jun?"

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There is only one elder in the Divine Clan, but the Divine Monarch and the immortals combined, not to mention millions, so many immortals, all have to read the teachings of an elder, even if he has the ability to reach the sky, he can't be busy.

If she is really a bastard and useless, can Nian Yi be angry with her every day?

I can't do it.

"As for the Ten Beasts Guarding the Mountain Array, it has been improved by this monarch to have the current anti-heaven effect, so you don't have to be too surprised."

"Woo......" A tear slipped from the corner of the little fairy's eye. new

Seeing that the little fairy boy was full of despair, Beiming, who claimed to be a living Bodhisattva, added with a smile: "Little relaxation, this gentleman's cold-faced brother, although he is cold-hearted, but he has a good face, for the sake of his good reputation as a god king, he will not embarrass you too much, at most he will punish you for cleaning Kunlun for a hundred years."

The little fairy child burst into tears in an instant.

"Alas......

So, the rules of the two immortal clans are really bad, and I don't know where the gods can't think of it, so they have to turn the good Buzhou and Kunlun into a cage, although the scenery in the cage is good, but no matter how beautiful the scenery is, it is tired of seeing too much.

Beiming, who was staggered, waved his hand in a dashing manner, and then beckoned Ma Liang, jumped into the clouds.

The gods and immortals love to ask for their own hardships, and she can't take care of it, but if she also asks for her to ask for her own hardships, she won't do it!

As for whether her brother will be crazy again after coming back, it doesn't matter, anyway, no matter how fierce her brother is, can he still kill her? Thinking about it this way, Beiming's mood couldn't be better.

Sitting in the north of the floating clouds, chuckling and holding his cheeks, where to go first this time?

Langfeng can't go, the demon venerable has lost the green and yellow bamboo, if he sees her, she will have to shed her skin if she doesn't die.

Then go to Chongquan?

Belch...... Remembering the last time I drank with Zeyu, I drank and slept for more than half a month, wasting a lot of fun, although Zeyu made wine really delicious, but I can't get drunk every time.

Let's play tricks on the world, this is the Mid-Autumn Festival, the most lively time in the world. When you've had enough, you'll go to Jiu Suspicion to hand in the manuscript.

Beiming, who had made up his mind, smashed his mouth, and pointed his index finger in the direction of Zengcheng: "Brother Liang, quickly take Benjun to rub it happily!"

Ma Liang twisted his ass and almost asked Beiming to plant floating clouds.

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