My name is Gao Chao, the Chaoyang Dynasty, don't call it wrong!

I am twenty-four years old and an ordinary second-hand house seller in Dragon City.

When I was a child, my parents said I was handsome and well-behaved, but later I found out that they lied to me. In fact, I am just an ordinary person who is thrown in the pile of people, and no one will take a second look.

Not tall, not short, not fat or thin, the appearance is average, but it is not ugly.

Except - there's a weird name!

Because of this unlucky name, I have received countless sarcasm and ridicule since I was a child.

It's all to blame on my dad for the elementary school culture!

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According to my dad, when my mom gave birth to me, it was the morning, and the sun was rising.

My dad discussed with my mother, who was lying on the bed and was struggling, that if she gave birth to a boy, she would be called "Gao Yang", and if she gave birth to a girl, she would be called "Gao Xia".

My mother was very competitive and added a handle to the Gao family - that is, me.

"Lamb? It's not good for a boy to call it that way! My mom was sweating profusely, but she looked excitedly at the little rabbit cub in her arms with her mouth open and her eyes closed.

"What's that called?" My dad looked depressed, and the boy's name was Lamb, which didn't sound like the name of the man.

"You ask me? Who do I ask! You look for the old man next door to borrow a dictionary to look it up! After my mother finished speaking, she breastfed me with pride and satisfaction.

"Oh yes!" My dad patted his head and went to the most learned Lao Wang's house next door in the whole Gaojia Town, and borrowed a Xinhua dictionary that was flipped over and covered with oil stains.

My dad dipped his spit and flipped through the stars for a long time, and finally decided on his son's big name "Gao Chao".

Well, good name! Energetic, chess is high!

What a pun on what a great name!

So, I have a name!

This name has been with me for more than ten years without any problems.

AT MOST, WHEN I WAS IN CLASS, SOME TEACHERS HAD TO PRONOUNCE "GAO ZHAO" AS "GAO CHAO", WHICH MADE ME FEEL A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE!

"TEACHER, MY NAME IS GAO ZHAO! The morning sun! Not a dynasty of dynasties! ”

Whenever this happens, I pout, correcting the teacher's name.

……

It was quiet for more than ten years, until one day in junior high school.

Wang Xiaopang, who has a runny nose all day long, sneakily got a tattered book that made people blush and heartbeat and couldn't stop.

It's really a good book, a thin booklet of more than 100 pages, and it has become a youth enlightenment book for our group of rural children.

Through the book brought by Wang Xiaopang, we finally figured out that we were not picked up by our parents from the garbage heap, nor were they given by relatives and friends for the New Year's holiday, but our parents made it naked in the bed.

This book, which makes people blush and heartbeat, quickly became a treasure for their friends to snatch.

"Hey! What is 'orgasm'? Wang Xiaopang snorted and laughed, and everyone gathered around when they heard it.

"Orgasm is a physiological response, that is, the state of sexual response at its peak......"

"Climax! High tide! A bunch of bear kids looked at the book, pointed at me, and laughed.

I finally snatched Wang Xiaopang's book in my hand, turned to the page they said and glanced at it a few times, my face was as red as a monkey's butt, and I finally understood why Wang Xiaopang and they were laughing.

That day, I had a fight with Wang Xiaopang, and I beat the girl's nose to the point of blood bubbles.

However, from then on, I was no longer a classmate of the high dynasty, but a classmate of the climax in the mouths of everyone.

I had trouble with my dad a few times and wanted to go to the police station in the town to change his name. It's just that my dad didn't buy it.

One is that because the name was given by him, he thinks it is very good and cultured; Second, my father asked Liu Mazi from the next village to calculate, saying that this name is full of life and successfully adjusted, which is a rare good name.

Actually, my dad didn't know what "orgasm" was, and by the time he finally figured out that he wanted to change my name, I was almost out of college. I didn't bother to change this untoned name, I resigned myself to my fate!

……

In a flash, I grew from a little kid to a big boy.

At the age of eighteen, I was admitted to an ordinary university in Longcheng, thousands of miles away from home, with a score of 1 point above the score line, and studied a jack-of-all-trades in business administration.

Although it is a very ordinary school, there are more than a dozen tables of wine at home.

Because I was the first college student in Gaojia Town, my dad felt that his face was shining.

That day, my father pulled me and clinked glasses with more than a dozen tables of uncles, aunts and aunts one by one, drank a big drink, and after drinking, he blushed and grinned loudly: "I know that my son is not an ordinary person!" Today is a college student, and after graduating in two years, I will have to be an official! Liu Mazi from the next village is right! ”

Everyone ate and drank a meal of big fish and meat, and their mouths were full of oil.

"Yes, yes, yes!"

"Our eldest nephew will definitely be stronger than our village chief in the future!"

"The village chief is an egg, we are going to make a lot of money in the future!"

……

The white clouds and dogs are like water.

After four years of ignorance, I graduated from college, and the graduation package was assigned or something, and it was already an old yellow calendar.

Since the expansion of university enrollment, going to college is no longer a new thing, as long as you are not stupid, you can go to college and get a diploma no matter what.

College students are the same as Chinese cabbage, they are worthless!

Later, more than a dozen college students came out of Gaojia Town, and one guy was actually admitted to the Imperial Capital Institute of Technology. That's one of the best colleges and universities in China!

My dad no longer has the capital to brag about, so the discussion about me has become "My family Gao Chao has found a job in a provincial real estate company, in charge of sales, can't you make it?" A house in Dragon City sells for hundreds of millions! ”

What my dad didn't know was that the house in Dragon City sold for millions or tens of millions, and it had nothing to do with me, and I couldn't afford it anyway.

……

When it comes to work, it's also a bunch of sad things!

Nowadays, college students are not worth much, and my academic qualifications are average. Approaching graduation, submitting hundreds of resumes, and attending dozens of interviews, I found a second-hand real estate agent as a salesperson.

"When you do sales with us, you have to be prepared to endure hardships! The basic salary is 800 yuan, there is no social security provident fund, go to work at half past eight in the morning, get off work at half past six in the afternoon, and the probation period is 3 months, is there a problem? The fat director of Longmai Real Estate surnamed Zhao said.

"No problem! I'm going to do a good job! ”

I quickly nodded yes, and if I couldn't find a job again, I would have to drink the northwest wind.

"Punch in and out of work every morning and evening, deduct 100 yuan for one minute late, fail to complete the minimum guarantee task every month, and only pay the basic salary, this is a probationary contract! Hurry up and sign up, after the training, you are the internship sales of Longmai Real Estate! ”

Director Zhao lit a cigarette, took a puff at me, and said expressionlessly.

What I don't know is that every year cannon fodder interns like me always come and go, and few of them stay. For the company, it's better to stay, anyway, the labor cost is low.

"Thank you, leader! I'll try to drop! I nodded, and was busy signing.

With this contract, I'm a person with a job.

After spending so many years of money from the family, I am too embarrassed to ask the family for money, and my parents have not been in good health in recent years, so I have to support myself!

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After working for two years, I caught the bus and squeezed the subway every day, coming and going in the wind and rain, and finally mixed up in Longmai Real Estate, thousands of dollars a month.

As a quasi-first-tier city, Longcheng is expensive and not easy to live in.

The monthly salary, in addition to rent, water and electricity, transportation, communications, food and drink......

Basically, there's not much left!

However, I am already satisfied. is more than enough than the top, not to mention that he has found a girlfriend.

My girlfriend Lin Manxi, who is still in college, is not the kind of beauty at first sight, but fortunately, she has a domineering figure, choppy and convex and backward. In addition, he is very good at dressing up, as long as he simply puts on makeup, he will have a return rate of more than 90% when walking on the street.

I don't know why Lin Manxi likes herself, maybe it's because she is a good person? Maybe it's because you're reliable?

Every time she asked Lin Manxi, she always smiled and said, "Guess! ”

I can't guess...... Maybe it's because I'm more honest!

A few days after I met Lin Manxi, she hooked me into bed, it was not her first time, but my first time.

Lin Manxi is very methodical, after the first cloud and rain were warm, touching Lin Manxi's smooth buttocks, I took the initiative to hand over my salary card.

It's not a lot of money, but that's all I have.