Black Birthday!

After living for twenty-four years, I thought it was okay, but it was more than enough to be better than the top, but I was beaten back to its original form by my favorite Lin Manxi!

I'm a delusional 24K pure sling!

It was getting dark, but I didn't know where to go.

Lin Manxi is probably packing up his things in the rental house? Don't want to go back!

A few years after graduation, the students are busy making money to live, so it's hard to bother!

I have been working for two years, commuting from 9 to 6 every day, and I don't have many good friends.

It was too early to see that it was too late, so I decided to wander around the neighborhood and find something to eat to fill my stomach.

What's the matter, today is also my birthday, you have to eat something good, and you can't treat yourself badly.

With this in mind, I came to the Luohan Temple, which was not far from my home.

Luohan Temple is a very famous temple in Dragon City, which is said to have a history of more than 1,000 years. On the fifteenth day of the Lunar New Year, there is an endless stream of people who come to burn incense and pray. If it is just in time for the Chinese New Year, the people who come to burn the incense stick will almost break the gate of this temple.

Towards night, the doors of the Luohan temple have long been closed, but the nearby night market has only opened.

Dragon City is a casual city, and the nightlife here is just beginning, with all kinds of barbecues, snacks, and street stalls crowded with people.

I found a restaurant, ordered two or three dishes, and asked for a bottle of locally produced liquor, and poured myself a drink. A person eating, drinking, and thinking about the bad luck that happened to him, and before he knew it, he was drunk and hazy.

Outside, the crowd was crowded and lively, but the heart felt empty, as if a piece was missing.

I think I've lived for more than 20 years, and I actually live such a wretched life, it's really a beep! When is this day a head!

While drinking, he thought that he didn't eat much, and after drinking most of the bottle, he collapsed on the table in a daze, drunk.

By the time he was woken up by the boss, the street was already full of people, and the moon had climbed over the willows.

After settling the bill, I walked out the door, and was blown by the cold wind, and my drunkenness disappeared somewhat, thinking that I was not drunk or not, but I couldn't get out of a straight line.

It's late at night, there are few people, the night market has already closed the stalls, if it weren't for the fat boss to close, I'm afraid I'll have to sleep until the next day.

I had a headache and a dry mouth, so I went to a convenience store on the side of the road that was open all night to buy a bottle of water and a pack of cigarettes, hesitated for a few minutes, and bought a bottle of foreign wine of more than 100 yuan - I can't drink it outside, so I will drink it again when I go home! If you get drunk today, you will wake up tomorrow and we will be a good man again!

After wandering around outside for a while, I really don't want to go back, for fear of meeting the girl who cuckolded me again!

When he was about to arrive at the gate of the Luohan Temple, an old beggar with oily hair and gray hair was smiling at him with open eyes, and said in an authentic Dutch accent: "Little brother, I see you ......"

"Uncle, I already asked for a peace charm a few days ago, and it cost two hundred yuan! Don't fool me, you old man, we're half a fellow countryman! ”

I said, and also a few words of Dutch, to say that our Gaojia Town is not far from the Central Plains, and the buddy in the dormitory when I was in college was from there, so I learned a few words.

"Fellow! Then it's even more fateful! Guy, I see that your Yintang is black, I'm afraid it's not good for the passing years! The old beggar ignored my stubble and continued to fool around.

"Uncle, look at the Dragon City where we are now, who is not Yin Tang black? It's been haze for more than ten days, and it's almost dark for our fellow countryman. ”

I drank too much, and I was bored, so I joked with the old man and talked drunk. Thinking that the old man may be wandering, and he still has to solicit business on a cold day, it is also pitiful.

"Huh~~ You guy can quite talk! In this way, give the uncle a cigarette, do you miss it? "When the old beggar saw me like this, he seemed to lose his temper.

After lighting the cigarette, the old beggar took a deep breath, spit it out again, and when he saw the wine bottle I was carrying, his eyes suddenly flashed and said, "Young man, do you want to give me no more wine?" It's a cold day! ”

"Medium!" I took out the bottle of wine, opened it, and poured half a glass for the old man.

The old man drank it in two or three sips, and then stretched out the dirty cup again.

"This wine tastes good, a bit like the peach wine I drank hundreds of years ago! Some? ”

Hundreds of years? Peach wine? Old man, did I drink too much or did you drink too much?

However, my drinking volume was average, and I was already too drunk today, so I handed over the remaining half bottle of foreign wine, and sat down opposite the old man.

The old beggar was not polite, took the bottle, gurgled three or five sips, and drank the bottle of wine to the bottom. After drinking, smack your lips and say yes!

That's good! This wine is more than 100 pieces! Ahem!

Today is generous, and at the end of the month, there will be only soil to eat!

Looking the old beggar up and down, the old man looked not eighty, but seventy. The white eyebrows have a three-point fairy spirit, but it looks like they haven't taken a bath for a few days, and their hair is tired together. It smelled of water, and it smelled like a moldy and broken quilt. But the old man's eyes were dark and bright, his face was white and tender, and his face was even more red when he drank wine.

"I said uncle, your income should be good, right?" I asked, half-jokingly.

I have seen the news, saying that in many places, the old men and women of the whole village do not dance square dances, and they all go to big cities such as Longcheng to pretend to beg or pretend to be monks or something, and it is more than enough to build a few small buildings in a year, and some beggars are said to have bought BMW Audi or something, which is better than forcing small white-collar workers to work.

"This guy likes to laugh! I smoked your cigarettes and drank your wine, and I still calculated for you? "The old man didn't answer my words, presumably because he saw that I was drunk and confused, and he wanted to trick me for some money?

"Uncle, I'm really poor, don't blame me! I can talk to you! ”

"This guy is so stingy! I said I wanted your money? Look at your guy still has some wisdom, just look at the face, I'm afraid that there have been some troubles recently, and maybe there will be disasters. The old man said, looking at me.

"Uncle, you still work part-time as a fortune teller?"

"This art is not pressing! Come on, I'm not going to be foolish with you, for the sake of inviting me to drink a good wine just now, I'll give you an object to keep you safe this year! As he spoke, the old man reached out and touched something in his clothes.

"Uncle, don't! I can't afford that thing, so you might as well keep it! ”

"This guy is a chicken thief? I don't want your money! As he spoke, the old beggar shoved the object out of his bosom into my hand.

When I looked closely, it was a black bracelet, just like Xiaomi's pedometer bracelet, I was afraid that the old man picked up the tatters somewhere, but it was regarded as a treasure.

"Uncle, the tide! Still do smart hardware? I laughed and played with the swarthy object.

Those fake monks who tell fortunes everywhere on Longcheng Street also did the same. Send you a peace charm, say a few auspicious words, don't knock three or five hundred, don't you want to leave!

"Hey, this young man, I'm suspicious! Look at the green light on his head, is he wearing a green hat? If you don't clean up the women in the house, you suspect me as a kind old man? The old man said as he took the bracelet back.

When I heard the old man say that the green light on my head was shining, I was shocked, and I thought that the old man had some Taoism. I was cuckolded, and I actually had a green light on the top of my head? I was suspicious, but I took the bracelet, looked at it one or two, and then put it on my hand.

The old man laughed and said, "That's it! This guy has some Buddha fate, and he has a lot of fate with me, so his ancestors must have accumulated a lot of merit. It's a pity, I've been immersed in the world for a long time, and I can't help but be stubborn! ”

The old man said, and it was a slap on the back of my head.

This palm, with great force, directly stunned me.

I lay down on the ground and listened to the old man mutter, "...... What happens in the future depends on the creation of the Buddha! ”

I thought to myself, "Nima! Hit! ”

Before I could call for help, I fell to the ground and passed out......

Lying on the cold ground, I don't know how long it took, I just felt that when I was dazed, a hot breath came from my wrist and walked up and down my body, from the top of my head to the soles of my feet.

I can't move if I want to, I can't open my mouth when I want to shout for help, I can't move if I have consciousness, but my whole body is stiff and unable to move.

The most important thing in walking the rivers and lakes is to be cautious, thinking that I am unlucky to arrive home today.

Not only was he cuckolded, but he was also slapped by this weird old man, we can make it again when the money is gone, don't lose our kidneys - that kidney is worth a fruit 7!

Thinking, thinking, I don't know how long it has been.

I felt a sharp pain in my ribs, and I woke up and opened my eyes.

There was a bewitching woman standing in front of her, not Lin Manxi.

I saw that this woman was dressed in black, with a small face and big breasts, a bee waist and long legs, and two snow-white lumps on her chest were about to come out......

The woman was shouting something to herself, she was calling my name.