326-Peach Blossom Fairy borrowed clothes to send each other

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Seeing that the situation was not good, Tao Xian's face turned pale and he exclaimed: "Boy, don't mess around, this is Dushuo Mountain, you think it's your village!" ”

"Love is there!"

With the strength of the wine, my head is hot, where can I manage so much, but to be honest, even if I don't drink, I can't stand this Shen Tu Yu Lei's attitude, and the Shenhu can't borrow it. will disappoint Bai Wei, what face do I have to go back to see her?

But at this moment of tension, the god who was holding a steel fork suddenly laughed wildly, he laughed, and Yu Lei on the side actually laughed too, but he and Taoxian were directly stunned.

After a while, Peach Fairy knew that there was a slowdown, although she didn't know what the two were laughing at, but she also covered her teeth and laughed on the side, I was even more confused, and I couldn't help but play tricky again, holding a knife and pointing at the two of them angrily and yelling 'Laugh at you paralyzed', as soon as Peach Fairy heard this, her face that had just eased up turned pale with fright again, and she was so angry that she rushed over and slapped me on the back of the head. Squeezed his eyebrows and said, "I can see it, you are not here to borrow the tiger, you are self-killing...; …; ”

"You care about me!"

I glared at the peach fairy, and shouted at Shen Tu Yu Lei with great momentum: "What are you two laughing at? Did I open the zipper or did I marry your mother? ”

When Shen Tu heard this, he immediately smiled and replied: "Hmph, stinky boy, you are arrogant, and the two of us laugh because you are a mere mortal who is arrogant and arrogant, and you don't know the height of the sky...; …; ”

"Mere mortals? Generalissimo, you are on high above you, and there is no shame in saying this. If it weren't for us, the 'mere mortals' who were worshipping you down there, you would be an egg...; …; ”

"Say no more...; …; ”

When listening to me and Shen Tu talking to each other, Tao Xian was so frightened that her face was blue and white for a while, and she wanted to interject several times but couldn't insert it at all, so frightened that tears began to drip and roll in her eyes, and her body was paralyzed, and she hugged my legs and cried: "Little Liuzi, count yourself as an immortal!" Stop it! I'm going to die! ”

"Death is death! When I was a child, my grandfather often told me to be a person who dared to act, laugh and scold and talk from the heart, and Lao Tzu couldn't stand the wronged anger of these so-called immortals! The birds and beasts on the ground, even the lumps of wood like you are called immortals, and the generals and marshals in the heavens are also called immortals, and the heavens and the earth are all immortals, but we mortals are caught in the middle and suffer from your splints! The yellow wolf hedgehog said that it harmed us and harmed us, and the big black insects dared to call themselves old ladies, and a nest of rats had to send gifts to intercede, please give you a wooden lump and give you wine. Now that I have arrived at Dushuo Mountain, I can be regarded as seeing the true immortals of the upper realm, and I thought that the otherworldly would definitely make me change, go to your uncle's, and don't do anything after receiving the money. What's the fucking difference between this and the human world? What kind of gods are you, what kind of immortals are you? In Lao Tzu's eyes, you are...; …; One...; …; Group...; …; Dog...; …; Fart...; …; ”

I pointed at Shen Tu Yu Lei and scolded him like a cannon, so angry that the two of them also stared at each other, and spewed white smoke out of their noses. Tao Xian was stunned and lowered her head, and she couldn't say a word.

Seeing that the two of them clenched their teeth and remained silent, I yelled again: "What's the matter, why don't you two laugh?" Would you like to kill me right now? Come on, although Lao Tzu is not a god, I am afraid that there are many more demons that he has killed in the world than you two Dushuo Mountain 'doormen' who ignore mundane things! In this life! I'm fucking straight! That's enough! It's complete! ”

The more I spoke, the angrier I became, and I only felt a burning heat in my chest, as if anger was surging, indescribably suffocating.

And when he saw that I didn't scold anymore, Shen Tu couldn't help but snort coldly, and said: "Okay, so as not to be said to be that our two gods sincerely bullied you as a little mortal, you want to borrow me to spend the divine tiger of Shuo Mountain, right?" ”

As he spoke, he raised his hand and pointed to the towering peach tree in the sky, and shook his head and said: "The divine tiger is tied to the sixteenth branch of this peach tree, since you are so capable, you don't even care about us immortals, then you can climb up and lead it yourself, and if it is willing to go with you, you will take it away...; …; ”

Hearing Shen Di's words, Yu Lei on the side couldn't help but be stunned. exclaimed to the gods: "But this kid's body can...; …; ”

"Hmph, isn't that what you and I mean?" Shen Tu sneered, but this was not explained, Yu Lei seemed to have understood the meaning of the words, and began to laugh out loud.

"Okay, deal! Wait until I climb up and take that tiger away, and don't regret it! ”

As I spoke, I walked towards the big mountain-like tree roots, and suddenly I thought of something, and turned back to the two gods and asked angrily, "Hey! If I take the tiger away, I won't borrow it. Do you still need to pay it back? ”

As soon as I heard my words, Shen Tu Yulei laughed and waved his hand, and said, "No, no, haha, no...; …; ”

I'll hear it. The heart is called a happy, and the heart says that there is nothing wrong with this? Earn a tiger for no reason, this is a good deal!

After I finished speaking, I wanted to climb up the tree, but I didn't know that Taoxian suddenly chased after me, hugged my leg and said, "Silly boy, are you crazy?" Are you really going to climb? ”

"Or else?"

I blinked and said, "You don't want a tiger for nothing." Are you stupid or what? ”

"Oh, what is the tiger for nothing, the two marshals want you to die, can't you really see it?"

"You want me to die? What do you mean? ”

I was stunned for a moment, and when I asked carefully, I only heard Taoxian reply, "Do you know what this divine tiger is used for?" The Divine Tiger and the Golden Rooster are the gods of the Divine Tiger who are here to deter the gods of the Ghost Gate when they open the world, and the Divine Tiger has the ability to devour the ghosts and turn evil into evil, and all the ghosts who escape from the Ghost Gate will be fed to the Divine Tiger by the two marshals of the Divine Tiger with a reed rope lock, and the Divine Tiger can distinguish between good and evil, if it is a ghost who is not right. If it is a ghost who is extenuating and is full of righteousness, he will let it live, and then the second marshal will press back to the ghost gate, but there are a few ghosts in the world who can cultivate a righteous spirit. Therefore, being locked up to feed the ghost of the tiger is almost lifeless...; …; ”

"That's not right, I'm just upright!"

I smiled, so angry that Peach Fairy stomped her feet, and said, "What nonsense are you talking about!" There is an extremely strong demonic aura hidden in your body, even I have seen it, let alone the two Upper Realm Marshals of Shen Tu Yu Lei! Although ghosts are yin things, but there is a good heart and the fate of cultivating positive results, the world is divided into yin and yang, yin and yang are all ordinary qi in the world of ghosts in the eyes of the gods, but the demon qi is different. The demon is incarnated by ordinary things in the world, and it breeds in the Three Realms and does not belong to the Three Realms, so it is regarded as the most evil qi, and you are full of demonic energy, and the tiger will definitely swallow you on the spot when it sees it. This is exactly ...; …; Precisely...; …; ”

Tao Xian hesitated for a moment, and suddenly leaned close to my ear and muttered, "This is exactly the act of the second marshal of Shen Tu Yu Lei to kill people with a knife...; …; ”

Suddenly, a scent of peach blossoms rushed to my face, and I was refreshed and refreshed.

But to tell the truth, when I first heard these words, my heart couldn't help but tremble, but after thinking about it, I came here, and I couldn't just go back empty-handed after all, so I smiled at Taoxian and said: "There are always exceptions to everything, if I don't try, how do I know the result?" ”

"Try? There's no going back on this try! Tao Xian persuaded in a panic: "Don't say that the tiger will definitely not let you go, and even you can't even climb the branch, do you know?" There are thousands of peach ancestral branches. Between each layer of branches is a pole, and if you climb the sixteenth branch, it will be like crossing sixteen worlds, going straight down to sixteen levels of hell, and it won't be long before you will be gone... …; ”

"But I still want to try...; …; ”

"Boy, if it weren't for drinking your wine, I wouldn't have helped you so much, don't you know how to lift!"

Taoxian couldn't help but be furious, Liu frowned and tried to dissuade her, but I had already raised my hand to gently block her little mouth, and smiled: "Don't say it, what else will I say when I come back...; …; ”

At this point, I jumped on the root of the tree and strode in the direction of the trunk, but I didn't know that after a few steps, a cluster of flying peach petals had come from behind, and in an instant I was enveloped in it...; …;

Immediately after, Peach Fairy's voice came from behind again-

"Boy, if you insist on going, I won't force you to stay, I drank three bowls of wine from your house, and finally gave you three peach blossom clothes to repay your favor, if you can't come back, it has nothing to do with me...; …; ”

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