Chapter 142: Jokes

After the current emperor was deposed as the crown prince, the siblings gradually tightened the power of the abolished prince and closely guarded the mansion of the abolished prince, naturally many sage books and martial arts resources that should be read were drained bit by bit, and in the end they even forbade several of their brothers to study and practice martial arts, and when King Jing was born, King Miao's mansion was in a state of urgency, so it was Lu Weizheng who secretly helped him to enlighten his martial arts.

And King Jing also competed, day and night in his own room to set up a horse, practice his skills, and pretend to be wild, running and jumping in the very strict guard of King Miao's mansion, this can be regarded as maintaining his physical fitness.

Later, when the current emperor returned to the position of the crown prince, everything returned to normal, and Lu Weizheng also began to go in and out of the prince's mansion to teach the prince's heirs, and after teaching for a long time, he gradually picked out his favorite "apprentice" - King Jing was the only one.

Lu Feijin, as Lu Weizheng's grandson and the same age as King Jing, was naturally found by Lu Weizheng as King Jing's training object, and every battle was made ruthlessly under the instruction of the current emperor and Lu Weizheng, so he later developed a tacit understanding and became the most effective assistant among King Jing's direct subordinates.

Lu Weizheng didn't say anything unpleasant when he was exercising King Jing in the past, but in general, he was still right about things and not people, and he would only speak like this when he could really find out King Jing's faults, but now......

Lu Feijin looked left and right, and only felt that King Jing's siege had to be solved, but looking around, Feng Xu didn't have to count on it, and King Qinghe next to King Jing looked helpless and couldn't speak, let alone Liu Dunfu beside him! Although these high-ranking and powerful people will not treat Liu Dunfu from seeing him because he is just a small eight-rank official, Liu Dunfu has always been a person who does not stick to the pot, and the mantra he often blurts out is "conform to the destiny of heaven", and it seems that he will not go down and stir it up together, let alone himself! If you make your grandfather unhappy, you will definitely be caught and put into a fight when you go back......

Don't look at Lu Weizheng, who is already seventy years old this year, it is already polite to fight a fight!

So, Lu Feijin, who has always been calm and independent, finally set his sights on Feng Zhirong.

With his battle-hardened sharp gaze, he shot straight at Feng Zhirong, more like an order than a requestβ€”an order to relieve the siege.

Feng Zhirong received such a gaze, but she didn't plan to pick it up, just looked at the atmosphere between Lu Weizheng and King Jing.

Everyone may feel embarrassed and worried, but she thinks that the atmosphere between Lu Weizheng and King Jing is good, just like a master and apprentice who are generally fighting and making trouble, they are very relatives, and this can be regarded as letting her see the unknown side of King Jing, which is also fresh.

King Jing looked at Lu Weizheng, who said that he had taken the wrong medicine, and only said: "Old General Lu, this king is in good health and does not need to take medicine." ”

Lu Weizheng glared at him and reprimanded: "If you say that you take the wrong medicine, you are taking the wrong medicine!" You can make up for the damage of the body, but you can't make up for the damage of the brain! ”

King Jing's brain is broken?

King Jing was not annoyed when he heard Lu Weizheng's almost childish speech, but said: "General Lu is a dignified Marquis of Wuding, a powerful General Jinwu, and such childish words will make people laugh if they are spread - but please rest assured that this king will shut up those who dare to gossip." ”

"Good boy! Haven't you learned to talk back at Nan Xiang's end! When Lu Weizheng heard this, his temper came up: "The old man hasn't been looking for a hairy boy to practice for a long time!" This ruined garden happens to be wide, so let's find an open space to fight! Let's see who makes people laugh! ”

It's you! It's you!

Feng Zhirong read silently, just thinking that such a farce would end soon.

Although such a farce could successfully divert Feng Xu's sharp attention for herself, if she continued to make trouble like this, if the entire banquet was in a hurry to see the excitement, she would definitely have to drill down on the spot!

But unexpectedly, when Feng Zhirong lowered her head and prayed silently, Lu Weizheng smashed the stubble again: "Doll! I'm going to fight with this hairy boy, you're young, you definitely can't lie, just judge us objectively and see who makes people laugh! ”

Feng Zhirong just looked aggrieved when she heard this: "Grandpa General, even if you don't have to fight, Zhirong has an answer......

"Good! What a smart baby! You said! Lu Weizheng seems to be very confident in himself.

Feng Zhirong took a deep breath and plucked up the courage to say: "If you want to say it's a joke, someone must laugh." But the general's grandfather looked at the looks of everyone present, but someone laughed? ”

Lu Weizheng was stunned for a moment, and sure enough, after looking around, he found that everyone's expressions were so subtle, but after all, he was stubborn and unwilling to admit defeat, so he also snorted and said, "Then doll, what kind of joke will it be?" ”

This is a brain teaser?

Feng Zhirong quickly found a piece of data from her mind in her previous life and this life, and decided to change the joke she heard from her friends in her previous life, and asked, "Does Grandpa General know about lotus flowers?" "Lotus cabbage is Brussels sprouts, commonly known as cabbage, cabbage or lotus white, and it was a foreign plant that was passed down from Guangsar in this era.

Lu Weizheng was stunned and said, "I know, but ...... What does this have to do with lotus flowers? Lu Weizheng's question was also everyone's question, but at this time, everyone once again projected their eyes to Feng Zhirong, with full curiosity.

Feng Zhirong just tugged at the corners of her mouth and said with a smile: "There are two lotus flowers that have made an appointment to compete in martial arts, but they wear a lot of jackets and thick clothes, and it is inconvenient to move their hands and feet, so the two sides took off their jackets one by one before the competition, and in the end, this martial arts was not competitive, and the two lotus flowers were gone." ”

Not.

Seems like a chill?

After hearing this "joke", everyone in the audience fell silent again, but this subtle atmosphere was not as heavy as before, but all kinds of complex emotions drifted in it.

Feng Zhirong silently felt such an atmosphere, and at the same time, her apricot eyes widened, showing a slightly nervous appearance waiting for everyone's reaction.