419-Cure madness Xiaoliu practiced medicine
The old lady's move startled me again, and before the second fool and Niu Degui could stop it, the old lady had already rushed to the front of the kang in a few clicks, who knew that it was not me who wanted to pounce, but the bag of raw eggs I had just put on the kang edge.
Seeing that the old lady's eyes were round and round, she raised her thin hand and tore the plastic bag tied to her mouth, grabbed two eggs and knocked them, tilted her head and poured them into her mouth, and even smelled so fragrant that she couldn't wait to make a sound when she swallowed it.
When Niu Degui saw it, he immediately sighed, patted the old lady on the back and said, "Old woman, eat slowly, eat slowly." β
I hurriedly asked in a panic, "Uncle Niu, auntie, this is ...... What's wrong? β
"Hey, you don't know, my wife since she went crazy, I don't like to eat anything else, I love to eat this bite, we have a few chickens at home, and the eggs can't be provided for her to eat, sometimes I'm really greedy, I sneak into the yard, block the chicken nest and wait, the chicken takes out the egg and stuffs it into the mouth, and even the egg shell is chewed and swallowed......"
When saying this, Niu Degui shook his head again and again and smiled bitterly, and the atmosphere of the stalemate just now instantly relaxed, and he spoke this kung fu, the old lady had already taken out five or six eggs to eat, there is a saying called 'eat people's mouth is short and take people's soft hands', seeing that the old lady ate all the eggs I bought, she simply didn't pick me up again, patted the kang edge and said: "Since you are all here, then go to the kang and sit, let's not grab the eggs with her, wine, I will accompany you to drink some." β
As he spoke, Niu Degui went on the kang cross-legged, put the small kang table on the head of the kang, and then took the bag of raw eggs and put it in the kang.
I didn't dare to miss the old lady's every move, and after careful observation, I noticed that the old lady not only had a strange posture when she crawled, but also her whole body was as if she had no bones, and her body was writhing very uncoordinatedly, which was very strange.
And seeing her crawling around from the kang, she has never stood up, it's like she can't walk on a pair of legs......
Coincidentally, Niu Degui, who went out to get dishes and chopsticks, walked in, so I smiled and asked, "Uncle Niu, Auntie's illness is quite strange, she has been crawling around on the kang, and she never walks with her feet?" β
"Her legs are almost gone......"
Niu Degui sighed, glanced at the old lady, and said: "Since she was crazy back then, she has been like this, she was fine at first, but then it became more and more serious, and it was not as good as a year at the beginning, at the beginning, she was crying and laughing alone, and then she often stayed upside down against the wall when she was fine, and she didn't walk anymore, so she crawled on the ground with two hands." I used to want to cure her of this problem, so I pestered her to walk on the ground, but it didn't work, she couldn't walk, her legs were weak, and she fell down as soon as she touched the ground, and I suspect that she had hypochondriasis in addition to being scared crazy by too much stimulation back then......"
"That is, it has been like this for the past thirty years?"
"It has always been," Niu Degui sighed: "But no matter what she becomes, she will be harmed by me after all, and I can't throw her down Regardless of whether it is or not, for thirty years, I have been serving all the way, hey, no way, who told her to get this disease......
Niu Degui said this, picked up the wine cup and drank it all, the two fools were also greedy, and ate a bite of the bar and a mouthful of food, I was not in a hurry, I still stared at the old lady who was eating eggs with a smile on my face when the two of them ate and drank.
Niu Degui noticed my actions at a glance, took another sip of wine, and asked me, "Young man, why did I find out that you stared at my old woman as soon as you entered the door?" Could it be that you will cure this madness? β
"You can be regarded as to the point," Hearing Niu Degui's words, I took the wine glass and drank it all, and smiled at the old man and said: "Uncle Niu, to tell you the truth, in fact, I am a doctor, and I am dedicated to madness!" β
"Really?"
Hearing this, Niu Degui and the two fools immediately showed a look of surprise on their faces, although I was talking nonsense, but I was inevitably seen to be flawed, and immediately patted my chest and said with a smile: "Of course it's true, I'm going to go up the mountain this time, in fact, it's to go to the Cockscomb Mountain to collect medicine, I heard that there are some very precious herbs in the mountain here, and I plan to pick them back for medicinal purposes, but I didn't expect that this hasn't gone up the mountain yet, so I met you two first, this is not fate What else can it be?" Come, let's go one! β
As I spoke, I filled the three wine cups, and when I picked it up, it was another glass, and after drinking a mouth, Niu Degui said with a smile: "I said, big brother, if you are really a crazy doctor, can you show my wife?" We're far away from the hospital, even if it's close, I can't afford to go, you can take a look, what if there is still help? β
As soon as Niu Degui said this, a giggling sound came out of the kang, and we followed the sound to see that it was the old lady who was lying on the kang and eating eggs, and she trembled and said without looking back while laughing: "He can't be cured, it's useless to be a doctor, and ......he can't be cured."
Hearing this, Niu Degui immediately pointed to the old lady and said excitedly: "Big brother, have you seen it?" She's crazy, but every once in a while, it's like now, and she can suddenly pop out a few sober words! Big brother, doctor, can you just show it, okay? β
"Uncle Niu, don't worry, I'm not here for Auntie's madness!"
Speaking of which, I took out a bundle of rope from the mountaineering bag I brought with me, handed it to Niu Degui and said: "Uncle, can this disease be cured or not, I have to check my aunt first, but my aunt is crawling around, getting in the way, why don't you persuade my aunt, let's tie her first so as not to move, I finish the inspection, let's let go of the rut for my aunt, what do you think?" β
"Okay, okay, all listen to you! It's all up to you! β
After Niu Degui finished speaking, he walked towards the old lady with the rope, patted the old lady on the shoulder and persuaded him: "Son, you also heard the doctor's words, we will tie you up for a while, give you a check, and release it for you when you are done, you cooperate a little, okay?" β
At first, the old lady patronized and ate the few eggs left in the bag, ignoring Niu Degui, Niu Degui grabbed the eggs with her in a hurry, and the old lady was so frightened that she immediately nodded again and again and said: "Tie tie tie, I see what you can check out......
Seeing that she didn't object, Niu Degui hurriedly asked the second fool to also go to the kang to help, and tied up the old lady with a rope three times and five by two.
Seeing that the old lady was tied firmly, I took another sip of wine, and then walked over with a bag and smiled, and looked at the face of the old lady who was lying on the kang and licked her lips, and said with a smile: "Auntie, lie down well, I'll check it for you." β
After saying this, I began to pinch the old lady's arms, shoulders, and legs, and the coldness immediately passed through the skin to my fingers, and under the light pinching, I found that the old lady's skin and flesh were softer than the cold body, and the flesh was not at all like the delicate and delicate of ordinary old people.
Seeing me frowning and pondering, Niu Degui immediately asked me, "Doctor, what do you think?" Is there a cure for this madness? β
"There is a cure, and I will govern."
With that, I took out another bundle of cord from my bag, and after tearing it into small pieces, I began to wrap it around the old lady's hands, first tightly around her wrists a few times, then twice around the crooks of her arms, her legs, knees, and big toes, and finally around the old lady's neck......
When I did this, the old lady was still very cooperative, staring at me with a strange smile on her face, not moving, as if waiting to see my jokes, but at this moment, I had taken out a wad of yellow paper from my bag, and began to wrap it in the places where the red thread was tied on her body......
When I wrapped the last piece of yellow paper on top of the old lady's head and asked the second fool to help hold it, the old lady finally opened her mouth, gritted her teeth and let out a trembling soundβ
"You...... You're not a doctor......
"You're right, I'm really not a doctor," I smiled slightly, and for a moment Niu Degui and the second fool were also stunned, and I continued: "But I can really cure your disease...... Evil obstacles, when will you not show up? β
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