Seeing me staring at the big fat sheep with a disgusted expression, Bailong patted me on the shoulder and said: "Little Liuzi, don't look down on him like this now, he is indeed the legendary stammering fairy, although I don't know what he is, judging from his all-encompassing conversation, it is obvious that his life is not short......"

When Bai Long spoke, Bai Wei also came over and said to me: "Little Liuzi, do you remember when we first met, I was doing the work of removing corpses in the cemetery outside your village? ”

"Of course I remember," I nodded, and said, "That time frightened me, one night, first scared the living corpse Zhao Qian half to death, and then when I went to the cemetery to look for you, you only had one head exposed outside the soil, and your whole body was buried in the soil, I thought you had your head cut off......"

After I finished speaking, Bai Wei nodded, intentionally or unintentionally glanced at the stammering fairy again, and then said: "At that time, I used the strength of one person to deal with two walking corpses, and I was almost defeated, but at the critical moment, someone secretly dug a hole in the ground and saved me, do you remember this......"

I nodded again and said, "I also remember this, it seems that the man told you that there was something under the cemetery in our village, so we could follow the hole all the way to find the dry well of ten thousand bones......

"At that time, it was this stammering immortal who dug a hole to save me and showed us the way......

"What?"

As soon as Bai Wei spoke, I couldn't help but be shocked, and then I saw that the stammering fairy had already walked over with a fat body, and as he walked, he used a hoof to sew it with a ladder, and ripped it off the pants stuck on his buttocks, and stuffed it into his nostrils. ┡』Ｅ┡『『ΩΔ．

After stopping the nosebleed, I heard him say: "Little Liuzi, buddy, it's not once or twice that you've passed you, think about it carefully, in fact, we've met more than once, it's just that I, as a great god, don't want to meet you ordinary people, if it weren't for me, would you be able to find one after another stammering immortal sacrifice vessels so smoothly?" ”

"It's okay if you don't mention those sacrificial vessels," as soon as I heard this, I lost my temper, glared at the human-faced sheep in front of me with a pair of underwear stuffed in his nose and eyes, and said: "Stammering fairy, I don't care what kind of god or demon you are, why do you want to harm us!" If it weren't for your Zhenwan Immortal Bronze Drum, how could my grandfather have suffered so many sins when he was alive! As a result, I was half killed because of that brass drum! ”

"This is a chance, it only means that you have a relationship with my drum," the stammering fairy 'tsk' twice, and shook his head and pretended to be clear: "The black old lady hiding in the dry well of ten thousand bones, the big name Hei Lao Liu, is a python fairy who has been pestering me for hundreds of years, and has been coveting the mana on my sacrificial vessels, trying to take it for himself. I remember that it was also in Sanhe County, the python fairy couple found my traces, and actually attacked me, buddy, although I am a big immortal, but I am not a brave and ruthless person, they beat me up one of them, I can't do it, so I ran away, and as a result, I accidentally threw the four sacrificial vessels that I finally found back in the barren mountains. When I came back to look for it, I couldn't find a single one. Later, I investigated everywhere and found out that one of them was obtained by your grandfather twenty years ago, named Luo Qianling, and another was accidentally swallowed into the stomach by a pig spirit, called Swallowing Hundred Ghosts, and the third was snatched by the python fairy couple, and then it has been hidden in his own dojo Ten Thousand Bones Dry Well Cave Road, that is, Zhen Wanxian, and the fourth is called Tan Shifang, and after a few tosses, it was found by your master Bailong......"

Speaking of this, the stammering fairy sighed, and said: "This is called fate, I have been looking for these four sacrificial vessels for I don't know how many years, and finally found them, but I didn't expect them to scatter again by accident, and finally went around in circles, and three of them fell into your hands......"

After hearing what the stammering fairy said, I suddenly realized and asked, "But what do these sacrificial vessels have to do with my grandfather?" You just said that Zhen Wanxian was snatched away by the old lady black, why did it go to my grandfather? ”

"I asked him to help me get it back."

The stammering fairy said: "In your words, buddy, although I am a demon, after all, the Tao is so high, I have to have some face in the Tao, right!" I've known your grandfather for a long time, and I think you haven't been born yet when my buddies sneaked into Gesoap Mountain to peek at those female disciples taking a bath......"

When the stammering fairy said this, I felt smug for a while, and I couldn't help but ask Bailong again: "Bailong, are you sure that this grandson is really a stammering immortal, not a rogue immortal?" ”

"Don't worry, his identity has been determined, after all, throughout the ages, I am afraid he is the only one who looks like this and can speak......"

After Bai Long said this, Bai Wei also smiled beside him and said: "In the past few days, we have been trapped in this infernal prison and have nothing to do, my brother and I will accompany him to fight the landlord, take off our clothes when we lose, take the opportunity to chat, and ask a lot of things from his mouth, so you don't have to doubt his identity......"

As soon as I heard this, I hurriedly asked Bai Wei, "Then you didn't lose, right?" ”

"Lost," Bai Wei pursed her lips and said, "What kind of good thing are you to be this stammering fairy, he just wants me to strip naked." ”

Hearing her words here, I suddenly became anxious, and Bai Long hurriedly waved his hand next to him and said: "Don't worry, although this stammering fairy is not well-intentioned, but he stinks playing cards, and he has been playing inside and out for several days, Bai Wei and I took off two coats by ourselves......"

"What about the stammering immortals?" I asked.

Bai Long pouted and said: "There were originally a few corpse demons locked up in this infernal prison, all of them were wearing human clothes, and his kid stripped off all the men and women in order to play cards with Bai Wei and us, and he didn't even let go of the female corpse demon's underwear, no, I originally saved dozens of pieces, and now there is only this last one......

I was relieved when I heard this, but staring at the unsightly human-faced sheep, I couldn't help but sigh again: "But I still can't believe my eyes, this thing is really a stammering fairy?" I remember that even the black mother, who is the chief protector of the Shamanic Sect in the northeast, said that in the legend of shamanism, the status of the stammering immortal is supreme, and the magic power is extraordinary, how can it be this virtue? ”

"Grandson, what kind of fucking virtue should I be, buddy?"

As soon as he heard my words, he immediately grinned at me with disgust, and said angrily: "Boy, let me tell you, do you think I want to be this broken 'stammering fairy'?" Dude, I'm also an immortal beast who hasn't lived for I know how long, even if I really want to give myself an official, I can be named a 'handsome fairy' and an 'invincible fairy', how sick I am, I got myself the title of 'stammering fairy', and now the whole world thinks buddy I'm a big tongue......"

"If you don't appoint yourself, then who gave you this title?"

As soon as I asked, the stammering fairy exclaimed, "It's not the old sticks who founded the shamanism back then!" The so-called shamanism is not a religion, but an extremely ancient primitive belief and an ancient witchcraft that has been in existence since the time of people. What do you think, what did people see at that time? When you see a dog, you are offered as a fairy! But there were no dogs at that time, so I let them see me if I wasn't careful...... Later, these old apes offered their buddies as gods, and they served them with good food and drink for a long time, and the buddies naturally would not be unhappy, so they left. Later, I don't know how long it took, people became more and more intelligent, so they united their own people, relying on this primitive belief to create a shamanism, forging eight magic weapons with primitive witchcraft, and also engraved the appearance of buddies and me on them...... That's it, they are happy to praise buddies, buddies are more beautiful, but paralyzing to pass around and forget my name, in order to avoid embarrassment, they named me, some called me 'Sheep God', some called me 'White Pig Ancestor', the Song Dynasty looked at me white and pure, and there was a call me 'Steamed Bun Tianjun'! I pondered, this can't work, buddy can't be slandered? One time I secretly went to their head to reason, but as soon as I was excited, I stuttered twice, and since then the whole shamanism has spread, "Our god is not called the sheep god, not the white pig ancestor, nor the steamed bun Tianjun, but the stammering fairy", yes, I became a stammering fairy......"

The more he spoke, the more angry he became, and he pulled his pants out of his nostrils and wiped his tears.