525 - Eccentric Villager
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Along the way, we couldn't convince this stammering fairy, although it was a good thing that someone could accompany and chat with us after a long journey, but we can't always say it, right?
We walked for a day and a night, and we were so tired and tired that our mouth was dry, but only the babbling mouth of this stammering fairy was not idle, and I saw a pheasant on the road who could talk for a long time, a rabbit who could talk for a long time, and Li Xiuxiu ran to the ravine to relieve myself. After chatting for a long time, it was like a mantra that had become fine, and his teeth were tanned.
The key is that if he speaks usefully, it's okay to listen to it, but he runs the train with his mouth full of useless words, and splits one sentence into eight petals, or teases Bai Wei, flirts with Xiuxiu, flirts with the three girls or something, and tells us a few pornographic jokes at every turn, and then makes himself quacky before he finishes it, and we annoy him, so we make each other look at each other and deliberately ignore him, as if there is no him, and then people sing songs by themselves, and when they are tired of singing, they talk to stones, grass, and trees, similar to what-
"Hello grass, don't feel inferior because you grow too small, in fact, you have a lot of strength, haven't you heard an allusion, a group of grass can lift a big stone...; …; But you need the nourishment of the water, there is no water here, it is not far away from you, if it is too far away you will definitely be difficult to absorb...; …; ’
"You're a big tree, why is your ass still being gnawed and bitten by rabbits, right?" It's a pity that you're not a stump, if you're a stump, you'll be a stump...; …; ’
Something like this, etc., caused us to be scared as soon as we heard him speak, and before he could say another word, Yang Death immediately shoved the reins of the horse in his hand into my hand, and ran into the woods with an arrow step...; …;
"You wait, I'll go and see the situation, don't let this grandson talk about it anymore...; …; ”
Yang was dead for about three or four minutes, and then he came back again, and when he went alone, he came back with another on his back, which was all unexpected, and the man on his back was moaning in pain all the way, apparently the moans we heard before came from his mouth.
Then we saw Yang Dead carrying the man on the road, and when we sat down on the ground carefully, we saw that the other party was a middle-aged man in his forties, dressed in tatters like a beggar, with a slingshot pinned to his waist.
When we looked at him, he also kept looking at us vigilantly, and then asked in a panic, "You guys are from out of town called Hanako Group, right?" This is blind, and if you want to eat, you will come to our poor place, and you must starve to death here...; …; ”
"You are mistaken. We are just ordinary passers-by, who came by overnight, only to get into the dust...; …; ”
Bai Wei smiled at the other party, and was regarded as a beggar by the other party, and the smile was somewhat embarrassing. Li Xiuxiu and the third girl also hid beside them, and began to tidy up their clothes and hair embarrassedly.
After Bai Wei finished speaking, I quietly approached her and asked, "Bai Wei, I can't recognize the level of yin qi and demonic energy, look at this person, shouldn't there be anything weird?" ”
"No, it won't. It's just ordinary people. ”
After saying this, Bai Wei turned her head to look at the man again, and said with a smile: "This uncle, why did you go to the mountains and wander around if you didn't go home to sleep honestly in the middle of the night?" ”
The middle-aged man listened. The expression on his face suddenly became more aggrieved, and he sighed and said, "Hey, girl, I am a villager from Yangguan Village at the bottom of the mountain, and I am a hunter. It is said that the mountain eats the mountain and the water is draught, I went up the mountain early in the morning to hunt, who knows that the dog shit did not hit after a busy day, and let the wild dogs in the mountains run straight, and the hunting guys are lost, and I have broken my feet, I really can't walk down the mountain, so I can only scream in pain in the forest, what a coincidence to meet you...; …; ”
After hearing the middle-aged man say this, Bai Wei still didn't completely relax her vigilance, and glanced at Yang Die again. I heard Yang Die say: "That's the case, when I went into the forest just now, I saw that he was limping forward, and he couldn't pretend to be out, so I carried him out...; …; ”
Hearing this, Bai Wei was relieved. So he pointed to the back of a horse I was holding and said, "Since this is the case, it will be easy to do, uncle, it just so happens that we have horses, and since you are from the village at the bottom of the mountain, then we will carry you back to the village with horses...; …; ”
After Bai Wei finished speaking, she wanted to help Yang Die to help the middle-aged man on the horse, but the middle-aged man screamed in pain after taking two steps with a lame leg, waved his hand and said, "No, no, I'm afraid my leg won't be able to get on the horse...; …; ”
"That's fine, we still have a pig here."
After the third girl finished speaking, she pointed at the stammering fairy who was resting on her stomach on the side, and she was so angry that the stammering fairy glared and wanted to scold the street, but as soon as she opened her mouth, Bai Wei glanced at him, and the stammering fairy quickly closed her mouth again.
After all, in the middle of the night, surrounded by barren mountains and old forests, a 'pig' suddenly spoke human words, which had to scare the middle-aged man to death.
So the stammering fairy can only eat this dumb loss, Yang died and we helped the middle-aged man on the back of the 'pig', and the stammering fairy really learned the steps of the old sow and walked forward, and hummed twice from time to time. The middle-aged man sitting on his back praised him, 'How did you train this pig, you are so obedient'.
We took the middle-aged man all the way down the mountain, and when we went down the mountain, Bai Wei also specially inquired about the situation in the village with the other party, and asked him if he could borrow a night at his house tonight, but the middle-aged man was not ambiguous, after all, we rescued him from the mountain, so Lehehe agreed, which made us happy for a while.
When he was about to arrive at the entrance of the village, the middle-aged man riding on the back of the stammering fairy suddenly changed his hexagram. slapped his thigh and exclaimed, "Oh, how did I forget this!" Guys, I'm afraid you won't be able to stay at my house tonight. ”
"Huh?"
Hearing this, everyone was immediately deflated, so they asked him why, only to hear the other party say again: "It's not a secret, today my daughter-in-law's mother-in-law's eldest sister-in-law and sister-in-law all came to my house with their children to visit relatives, and they have already decided to live in my house with their children tonight." My family is not big, and now I can't squeeze you anymore...; …; ”
Everyone was stunned when they heard this, and the third girl and Li Xiuxiu were even more angry, like a deflated ball, but Bai Wei didn't show any frustration, smiled at the middle-aged man and said, "It's okay, since your home is inconvenient, then we can't force it to stay." There are always people in this village who are familiar with you, or you can introduce a family, we will stay for one night and leave, and give money. ”
After Bai Wei finished speaking, the middle-aged man pursed his lips in embarrassment, then shook his head and sighed: "It's a lot of work, after all, it's so late." The doors of every house are tightly closed, and besides, the one I know best in the village is a widow, and I am embarrassed to knock on people's doors in the middle of the night...; …; ”
After hearing this, Bai Wei was about to speak again, but before the words could be spoken, the middle-aged man suddenly slapped his leg again, and said excitedly: "Oh, yes, yes, I really have a way!" ”
As he spoke, he saw the middle-aged man raise his hand and point to the wasteland on the left side of the entrance of the village, and said, "You follow the direction I pointed out and go that way, and after walking a short distance, you will see a small river ditch, and next to the river ditch is a small forest, and there is a separate house next to the grove where no one lives." Although it is a little tattered, there are all kinds of kang stoves inside, and you can make your own fire to burn the kang. By the way, why don't you go there and spend the night? ”
As soon as I heard this, everyone instantly rekindled their hopes, and I thought to myself, wouldn't it be better to have a house with a single courtyard for us to live in?
Bai Wei also nodded immediately, and said, "Then we'll send you home first." Then he went to live on his own. ”
"No, no, several, you all sent me to the entrance of the village, that's enough, it's not far from the village to my house. I'll just walk back on my own...; …; ”
As he spoke, the middle-aged man jumped nimbly off the back of the stammering fairy, thanked us for a thousand kindnesses, and limped towards the village...; …;
Until he walked away, Bai Wei and Yang Death were still staring at his back, and I couldn't help but ask curiously, "What else are you two looking at?" ”
"It's okay, you'll know in a moment."
Bai Wei didn't say it explicitly, Yang Death smiled mysteriously, and then led us towards the empty house outside the village...; …;
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