Chapter 45: Tricky Marriage
"Big brother, this ghost has something to do with you, and I can't drive them away with this little skill."
"I can only help you appease you, so that they don't harm you."
I didn't give Sun Chuan a chance to ask, so I hurriedly finished speaking.
"I can't get rid of it! So what if they seem to want to kill me one day or the other day?"
Sun Chuan was still somewhat skeptical of my ability.
If I say that this matter is completely fine for me, Sun Chuan will not ask anything in his mouth, but in his heart he must think that I am a charlatan who is dissatisfied with a bottle, half a bottle is dangling, and his mouth is full of trains.
And I said so honestly that I couldn't do it, which made Sun Chuan believe more and more that I was a family with a family background.
Seeing that the expression on Sun Chuan's face relaxed, I knew that there was a play.
Hehe, after going around for so long, I can finally get straight to the point.
"There are many ways to keep them from harming you, but I don't know if the eldest brother wants to solve it permanently, or if he keeps boiling frogs in warm water."
I tapped my fingers on the table and said hesitantly.
"I wonder which is better and more practical between this permanent solution and boiling frogs in warm water?"
Sun Chuan is not stupid, he didn't choose immediately when he heard that it could be solved permanently, like ordinary people, but asked me what was the difference between the two.
"It's quick to fix it permanently, but there are some troubles, it's like a ghost covering your eyes, making them feel that you are their most important person, they will not only not hurt you, but will protect you."
"But if you do something or something that they remember in their lifetime, they're likely to come to their senses. Double down on you. ”
"Boiling frogs in warm water is a slow process, but basically it can be said to be safe and worry-free, and there are no hidden dangers."
"It's the same thing that makes you look like the person closest to them in their eyes, but little by little it makes them think that you are, instead of turning your image into the person they have an impression of."
After I finished speaking in one breath, I lay directly on the table, buried my face in my arm, and came out of sight.
"Of course, it's a boiled frog in warm water. But what am I going to do now? ”
Sun Chuan made a choice without thinking about it.
I sneered in my heart, sure enough, this guy is greedy and afraid of death.
"I don't know if my eldest brother is married?"
I asked without a clue.
Sun Chuan hesitated, obviously stunned by my question.
"Married. People in our village got married relatively early. ”
Although Sun Chuan didn't know why I asked this, he felt that the other party would not harm him.
If the other party wants to harm themselves, then they don't have to work hard to save themselves.
As long as you don't care about yourself, you will soon be tossed to death by ghosts.
"This is a bit tricky!"
I frowned and looked up at Sun Chuan with great embarrassment and hesitation, and then as if I had seen something terrible, I quickly withdrew my gaze.
"What's the matter? Isn't a brother's skill useful to a married person? ”
Sun Chuan asked so, but what he thought in his heart was that he shouldn't, if there was such a restriction, then wouldn't they have starved to death?
"No, it's just because the female ghost who haunted you had a child in her belly when she died. I want a name. ”
I sighed and said it hard.
"You mean you want me to marry a ghost?"
Sun Chuan couldn't hide the horror on his face in an instant.
Although his current daughter-in-law is not as good as Jiang Wanrou, and the things on the bed are not as open as Chu Hong, she is a literate and pampered person since she was a child.
Especially since her family is rich, since marrying her, he has really become a winner in life.
Don't grovel to the pleasing people who look at people's faces.
He doesn't have to work hard to earn so much money a day, it's not enough for him to eat a few barbecues and go to a few restaurants.
So even if the current daughter-in-law has a lot of problems, it can be compared with the benefits that can be obtained from her.
That's not a big deal.
"It's not like letting the eldest brother really marry each other. It's just a trick marriage. ”
"You burn incense for their mothers every day and make offerings. Enshrine them. So that they don't become lonely ghosts. ”
I looked up and glanced at the red and blue-gray faces of the female ghost Chu sitting next to Sun Chuan, and when I heard me say that I wanted Sun Chuan to worship them, I seemed to have a bit of popularity.
I still feel a little uncomfortable in my heart.
This female ghost is really in love.
I and my children were killed by this man, since I am not sober.
Until now, I still want to marry each other and become a legitimate husband and wife with each other.
didn't know that she was nothing in the eyes of the other party.
"This ......"
Sun Chuan hesitated, he didn't agree directly, but lit another cigarette.
He doesn't know how to do it differently with me.
But when he was a child, he also heard the old people say that a tricky marriage can keep peace and prosper the family.
It is equivalent to inviting a god of wealth that belongs to him.
It's just that you have to make offerings on time every day and treat each other as if they were living people in order to be blessed.
"The big brother is thinking and thinking. It's not early today, so let's do it first. ”
I'm not in a hurry to urge the other party to give me an accurate answer.
As long as the other party does not refuse, it means that he is just weighing the pros and cons, and sooner or later he will agree.
However, Sun Chuan knew in his heart that I was a foreigner, and I wouldn't stay here for too long, so even if he said that he would think about it, it wouldn't take too long.
In a day or two at most, they will take the initiative to find me.
I kicked off my sneakers, climbed onto the piecing table, and lay down and closed my eyes.
The body rested, but the mind was thinking about what to do with this marriage.
Sun Chuan saw me lying down with a look of "I'm tired, I'm going to sleep, you figure it out yourself".
Knowing that he would not be in danger for the time being, he simply stopped talking and went to the door to smoke.
Behind him was a Chu Hong female ghost who was floating behind him on tiptoe, dripping blood down her legs, and holding the infant spirit in her arms.
The ghost of Sun Chuan's father-in-law and mother-in-law did not follow Sun Chuan to the door.
Instead, they stood next to me, trying to push me with their charred and deformed hands.
"Young man, young man, don't sleep!"
"It's dangerous here, take your sister with you!"
"Young man, Sun Chuan is not a good person!"
"You can't be with him."
"Use you up, he'll kill you!"
I really have a big head, and after becoming a ghost, this husband and wife are still so kind-hearted, which shows how soft-hearted this old couple was when they were alive.
How do I tell them?
I can't say that I came here to avenge a poor man who was killed by Sun Chuan, and it is impossible to leave.
Let Sun Chuan get married, and I deliberately guided it!
I could almost imagine that if I told them the truth, they would be the first to speak out against it.
After all, how to say that their daughter is now pregnant with Sun Chuan's child.