582 - Tricks to catch the tiger
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After listening to me, the old lady still gritted her teeth and was unwilling to let go, Bai Wei and I didn't want to talk about it, and Bai Wei was also a little angry after the stiffness lasted for a long time, so she simply moved out the god attached to the daughter-in-law of the Wang family, sneered at the old lady, and said: "Old lady, this is not a private matter between you and the negative person at the moment." There are many evil ghosts in Dushuo Mountain, and if the god tiger doesn't go back, it will definitely cause a catastrophe! Regardless of whether he is Luo Dayou or Zhong Chuhong, only this stammering immortal can resolve this matter at the moment, if you do it, it will be a great merit; If you don't do it, it's not just us who are a few little exorcists who are your enemies, you say that the two marshals of Shen Tu Yu Lei can spare your gray family? β
As soon as Bai Wei said this, the old lady was finally scared, and saw that the face of the possessed third girl was blue and white for a while, and after being silent for a long time, she finally relieved herself and nodded.
"Good! There is no other way to do it, then I will go back to the cave to release him, but we can talk about it in front, you can let him go, but once this thing is done, I will definitely have to arrest him, he deceived his grandmother's feelings, I still have to settle the liquidation with him, and you don't interfere at that time...; β¦; β
"Don't worry, when the time comes, if you really beat that bastard to death, it will be counted as a harm to the people, and remember to leave a sheep whip for us to serve as a snack and food...; β¦; β
Bai Wei smiled, this matter is done, so the old lady of the gray family did not delay any longer, and after sitting on the kang for a while, she saw that the third girl's body tilted and fell down with a 'poof', and when we helped her up again, she had opened her eyes weakly again, and she had regained consciousness.
Subsequently, Bai Wei appeased the Shen Tu who had been attached to the Wang family's daughter-in-law for a while, and promised him that he would definitely find the Shen Hu within two days at most, and the Shen Tu was finally relieved, so he was weakly carried back to his house by me to rest.
When I came back, I saw a few people sitting in Mr. Wang's house for a meeting, Xiuxiu and the three girls had already changed into clean clothes, and I sat down next to the kang. Seeing Bai Wei lying on the kang table writing, he asked her, "Bai Wei, is this really something that only a stammering fairy can do?" β
"Of course not," Bai Wei replied as she wrote, "Isn't it easy to handle such a small matter?" Anyone can do it. But I can see that this stammering fairy hurt the old lady of the gray family a lot back then, and the old lady is determined to kill him, so let's not save him. The Great Immortal Family, who has not been able to practice for thousands of years, is really going to be shabu mutton...; β¦; β
After Bai Wei finished speaking, I couldn't help but sigh, and asked again: "I'm also surprised, after all, he is also a great immortal family who has practiced for thousands of years, how did he cultivate this virtue?" Look at the thousand-year-old turtle we met under the reservoir outside the village. is also a thousand-year-old immortal family, how majestic are people? β
After listening to me, Bai Wei pursed her lips and didn't answer, but Yang died next to her and smiled, and asked me rhetorically: "Little Liuzi, I heard you talk about being framed by the Maoshan Tianbao Dao people and fighting the thousand-year-old turtle in the underground palace on the road, but let me ask you, since the thousand-year-old turtle Dao is so profound, why was it better to be trapped in the underground palace a hundred years ago?" β
"This...; β¦; β
I was silent for a while, and then replied: "It's not because it's bad luck to meet a master, I heard that a hundred years ago, the lord of Tianzhu Mansion, Luo Xisha, is profound, but it's not a fuel-efficient lamp!" β
Hear me out. Yang Death continued to smile and asked: "So, the stammering immortal is like this, except for running the train with his mouth full, he will only smear oil on the soles of his feet, but why has it been a thousand years." But he can live in a chic way until now? Since the establishment of Tianzhu Mansion for more than 600 years, before the establishment of Tianzhu Mansion, the four seas and eight wildernesses are also masters everywhere, that stammering immortal does not say that heaven and earth have the same life, but the age is never under the thousand-year-old turtle, is he so lucky, has he never met any masters in his life? β
"Well...; β¦; β
I can't get to the bottom of that.
At this time, I heard Bai Wei smile and say: "Little Liuzi, what Yang Death said is right, there have been more masters and immortals who have practiced Taoism throughout the ages, just talking about the thousand-year-old demon immortals, how many of them can still survive in the world today?" Either he was killed and eliminated by the exorcists of all dynasties and dynasties, or he moved to the mountains and didn't dare to show his face, but like this stammering immortal, he has been swaggering and deceiving everywhere for thousands of years, and he can always turn evil into good fortune, how many have you heard of? Just by the fact that he can be engraved on the eight sacrificial vessels of the Ten Thousand Sect Ancestors, you can see that this thing is this. It's never as simple as you see...; β¦; β
"You mean, this stammering fairy is hidden?"
"Or what do you think?"
Bai Wei said with a smile: "In fact, judging from the fact that he has no taboos for thousands of years, even if we don't care about him now, this old lady of the gray family can't kill him, but since we know this, why don't we sell his personal favor?" If you really don't care about him, wouldn't you just give this kid another excuse to smear oil on the soles of his feet? β
"Makes sense." I nodded.
At this time, Bai Wei had already written on the yellow paper, and then folded the yellow paper and handed it to me and said, "The stammering fairy will come back in a while." You give him this piece of paper, and when the old lady of the gray family and the god ask him if he has any good ideas, just let him read it according to the method on the paper...; β¦; β
It turned out that Bai Wei had already thought of a countermeasure for him, and this time, I finally put my mind at ease.
We waited around the house for a while, and at about eleven or twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, when we suddenly heard a noise in the orchard outside, and then there was a groanβ
"Ouch...; β¦; Ouch...; β¦; Wife, you are so ruthless, you really fight...; β¦; β
I looked out through the crack in the window, and sure enough, I saw that the stammering fairy had limped towards us, his face was blue and purple, and there were teeth marks and paw prints, no doubt just made people beat up...; β¦;
Seeing the stammering fairy enter the door with his head on the door, we couldn't help laughing while sitting in the room, so we heard Yang Danxian teasing: "Yo." Look, everyone, this is not Luo Dayou coming back, come on, give us the first childhood joy...; β¦; β
"I'm not in the mood to go!"
I sat on the edge of the kang and kicked him, and asked with a smile: "Stammering fairy, can't you see that you kid is very romantic, and you don't even let go of an old lady?" If you kiss and kiss your mouth, you will knock off other people's dentures again...; β¦; β
"Fuck your uncle, who is disgusting!"
Hear me out. The stammering fairy suddenly became annoyed, glared at me and shouted, "Can you figure it out?" Everyone calls her the gray old lady, that's just a matter of seniority, for you. She must be not young, but she is only three or five hundred years old at most, how many years have I lived? Let's compare, who is old? The peasants have long been in charge. The reform has long been opened, can't buddies fall in love freely? β
"Oh, you kid is not happy anymore, I have seen free love, but after the love is over, I will give others a 'roll bag party', and I will take away other people's belongings, I really see it for the first time!"
"What's the matter? Isn't it okay to be poor? Isn't it because of poverty, buddy, that even the mask in the sacrificial vessel was sold? β
Although he said it violently, when he said this, he couldn't help but blush.
Seeing that the stammering fairy was ridiculed by us and didn't dare to raise her head, Bai Wei smiled: "Okay, I'll make trouble when I'm done with this matter, stammering fairy, why did the old lady of the gray family let you come back, I should have told you, right?" I've already written down the method of catching the Divine Tiger for you, you can read it first, and just follow it for a while...; β¦; β
"You all see, it's still the best for buddies, where is it like you, one by one!"
When the stammering fairy complained, I handed him the yellow paper that Bai Wei gave me, and the stammering fairy only hurriedly swept it, then nodded and said that he remembered it, so Bai Wei asked me to go to the next room to invite the daughter-in-law of the Wang family who was possessed by the gods out, and asked the three girls to invite the old lady home again, as soon as the two arrived, Bai Wei immediately said to the stammering fairy: "Okay, big singer, everyone has arrived, what is a good idea to catch the divine tiger, you can come and listen to it for everyone!" β
As she spoke, Bai Wei blinked at the stammering fairy, signaling him to follow what was written on the yellow paper, and then saw the stammering fairy smile confidently: "My method is very simple, first of all, let's find Xiaofei and strip her of her clothes...; β¦; β
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