"Sue, you damn fellow, you have to swear, it's not a lie to me!"

In Su Bai's home, poor Lao Gui looked at his bare brain and yelled hysterically!

"Selgio, you have to believe me! Besides, when have you ever suffered a loss since you got to know me? ”

Looking at Aguero, who was almost uncontrollable, Su Bai hurriedly touched Lao Gui's freshly shaved head and comforted!

"Sue, God, you can actually say such a thing, tell me yourself, after I know you, when have I not been suffering?"

His hair was shaved, and it seemed that Lao Gui's IQ had regained the high ground, and as soon as this sentence came out, Su Bai was suddenly embarrassed.

Originally, Su Bai thought that he had finally left his long hair until now, and it would be a pity to shave it like this, so after seeing Lao Gui, he immediately fooled Lao Gui home and planned to give Aguero a good assist in the Manchester derby, so that Lao Gui would reign in the Old Trafford stadium again.

But now it seems that I didn't shave my hair by the way, which is really a bit too much.

"Forget it, Sergio, you don't believe me so much!"

Say it!

Su Bai picked up the clipper in his hand that had just shaved Aguero's hair, and came directly to himself.

And after seeing that Su Bai actually shaved off his hair, Aguero really believed it now.

"Sue, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I... I'm this.... Damn, you say, I still need to shave somewhere, I can't do it, I shaved there too, Catherine begged me several times and I didn't want to! ”

", you ....."

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Manchester City's Sharks at Old Trafford? Manchester United's biggest crisis is born! 》

"Alex Ferguson: Van Gaal had better work out a specific tactic to defend against the Soviet Union, I don't want Manchester United to be humiliated by their noisy neighbours! 》

David Beckham speaks, the Manchester derby could be the biggest game of the season! 》

There are still two days to go in the competition,

But the media throughout England can't wait to start hyping up the game!

In fact, the first reaction to the media is the deep-rooted local football culture in the Manchester neighborhood.

English football hooligans!

This group is hated by fans all over the world, and unfortunately their home base is in Manchester.

And now is the hottest day of the year in Manchester, how can these football hooligans not take advantage of the Manchester derby to be presumptuous.

And so!

Before the game began, the fans of the two teams took the lead in the most fierce direct collision outside the stadium!

Right at the junction of the East and West blocks!

It became a battleground for the die-hard fans of the two teams.

At first, it was the fans of the two teams who raised each other's middle fingers across the street and exchanged verbal greetings.

Slowly, the fans of both teams rose from the initial greeting to throwing bottles at each other.

After that, the two sides rushed directly into the street and staged a large-scale group fight.

And Manchester City fans, who are used to living a hard life, seem to have become extremely brave this time because of Su Bai's joining.

In just one day, Manchester City fans in the east completely took over the streets.

Originally, occupying the neighborhood was already a victory for Manchester City fans, but I don't know what those drunks thought, many Manchester City fans took advantage of the drunkenness to rush directly into the home stadium of Manchester United fans in the west.

Then, there was a rout for the Manchester City fans!

Just before the game, the police directly mobilized the forces of the entire city to participate in the siege of the two teams of football hooligans.

........

Manchester is in chaos.

And the players of the two teams, who were at the center of the incident, also began to shout at each other on Twitter.

The first to speak out was the captain of Manchester United, Wayne Rooney!

Lu Xiaopang reprinted the latest report of Marca newspaper in his Twitter - "Manchester City Shark = Obscene Shark, Sue is the dirtiest carrion bug in football!" 》

After Su Bai publicly stated that he would no longer accept any interviews with Marca in the future, Marca Newspaper completely let go of himself and vaguely became the world's number one Black Soviet position.

Lu Xiaopang not only reprinted the report, but also named Su in Twitter and said that Su is not worthy of being compared with Messi and Ronaldo, he is a complete selfishist, and he will lead Manchester United at Old Trafford to let Su Bai have a good taste of what is called the horror of the Red Devils.

As the captain, Lu Xiaopang's remarks encouraging his team members to take the black opponent are not excessive.

However, Lu Xiaopang's mistake was that he provoked a person he couldn't afford to provoke at all.

After seeing Lu Xiaopang's remarks on Twitter @ himself.

Su Bai didn't say a word, and gave Lu Xiaopang a response on Twitter!

"Yes, I'm a selfish person, I'm not like some people who go to the hotel and order two, the most ridiculous thing is that I am still laughed at when people go out for being short and fast! Oh, by the way, it seems that Manchester United players have always been unselfish, their love is not only to recruit prostitutes when their wives are pregnant, but also to help their relatives take care of their wives! ”

Moment!

Su Bai's Twitter blew up.

Rooney's prostitution and cheating doors made fans all over the world drop their jaws, not only Rooney's affair, but Su Bai also brought Giggs's brother-in-law door by the way.

Now!

Lu Xiaopang, who was still babbling on Twitter, wilted suddenly.

“fuck！”

"This son of a bitch!"

In the mansion of Rooney, Manchester.

Rooney, who looked at Su Bai's new response, directly threw off the mobile phone in his hand in anger.

And Colleen Rooney, who was holding the child, stood beside Rooney with a silent face.

"Wayne, I told you, don't mess with that madman, you don't listen, you can't control your lower body, can't you even control your mouth?"

Since Rooney's prostitution door was exposed by the media, Colleen, as Rooney's wife, has never completely let go of her heart.

After all this time, Colleen finally eased up a little, and now the scar was picked up by Rooney's mouth again.

Colleen's stomach was full of resentment, and it poured out like a volcanic eruption.

"I'm sorry, Colleen, I..."

Seeing that his wife was angry, Lu Xiaopang suddenly coaxed Colleen and wanted to coax Colleen first, but it didn't work out, Colleen directly hugged her daughter and closed the door fiercely.

didn't feel disgusting to Su Bai, but made himself muddy.

Thinking about Su Bai's five-hour record of that damn pervert, Lu Xiaopang suddenly wanted to die.

His record is said to be the worst in England!

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Wayne Rooney was angry, and Giggs, who was sitting in the United building and working on the tactical set-up with Louis van Gaal, was not feeling well.

"Ryan, don't worry about that!"

Van Gaal, who was sitting next to Giggs, looked at Giggs, who was a little absent-minded, and could only comfort him.

"It's okay, boss!"

As United's new assistant manager this season, Ryan Giggs knows that at this critical juncture, he can't let his emotions affect his work.

Although it was uncomfortable, Giggs responded with a wry smile.

That's it!

The two men were back on the table and studied the tactics of the Manchester derby two days later.

Until two o'clock in the morning.

Louis van Gaal and Ryan Giggs and the coaching staff closed the office door.

However!

Just when Ryan Giggs drove out of the gate of Manchester United Club, he didn't expect that there were still a lot of reporters at the gate at this time.

They surrounded Giggs's Mercedes like mad dogs.

"Mr. Ryan, do you have anything to refute Sue's words?"

"Mr. Ryan, it's been so long, I wonder if you and your brother have reconciled?"

"Mr. Ryan, do you still have contact with Natasha?"

"Mr. Ryan, is it true that your brother Rodri said in front of the media that your whole family has isolated him, including your mother, has completely kicked Rodri out of the house?"

There was never any mercy in the mouths of English journalists.

Their words were like sharp knives piercing Giggs's heart.

Yes, for his younger brother, Giggs has always been guilty, but this guilt is not that Giggs feels that he has done something wrong, he is just guilty that his own affairs have been exposed by the media, so Rodri has no face.

And what the reporters said is true, Rodri said in front of the media before: "It's like I'm the one who did the wrong thing, I have 3 children, one is 5 years old, my mother has never seen me, and the other is 13 years old, she hasn't seen her for 3 years." And the two of us are only a mile apart, and God knows what they're up to? ”

The reason for all this is nothing more than that he gives his mother 200,000 pounds a month for living expenses, while his brother has no way to give her any financial help.

Putting all these troubles behind, Giggs directly increased the accelerator under his feet, and rushed away from the group of reporters who made him feel disgusted with the roar of the car.

It's just that!

Ryan Giggs broke away from the reporters, and Van Gaal behind him was unfortunate enough to be surrounded by the reporters.

After honking the horn countless times to no avail, Manchester United coach Louis van Gaal could only lower the window!

"Mr van Gaal, are you ready for the Manchester derby? What do you have to respond to Sue's remarks on Twitter? ”

"Mr. van Gaal, may I ask Giggs...."

Seeing that the reporters still wanted to pull those bad things in front of him, Van Gaal quickly spoke.

"I don't think it's great for a player who is focused on how to discredit the opponent, I just know that I'm coaching one of the greatest teams in the world and my opponent is just a noisy neighbor!"

"I want the Manchester City players to put all their attention on the game and not use this boring trick to affect the psychology of the Manchester United players!"

With that, Van Gaal closed his car window.

And the reporters looked at Lao Fan like this, so they could only helplessly let Van Gaal leave.

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A scuffle of fans!

A war of words between the players of the two teams!

Marca, Football, Athletic!

Countless reports from all football media!

Finally!

October 9, 2014!

The seventh round of the English Premier League has kicked off.

Seven o'clock in the evening.

The bus with the Manchester City blue badge pulled out of the gates of Manchester City in a frenzied shout.

And in the bus.

Su Bai and Aguero, who sat in the first row, were not assimilated by the crazy atmosphere of the fans at all.

On the contrary, the two of them were a little uncomfortable, and they kept touching their shiny big bald heads.

Su Bai is okay to say, originally Su Bai's appearance is the kind of handsome with fortitude, this kind of bald head not only does not make Su Bai look awkward, but makes Su Bai look more heroic.

It's just that I pity Lao Gui.

Originally, Lao Gui's head was not high, and Lao Gui, whose hair was destroyed on weekdays, looked more coordinated, but there was no hair on his brain all of a sudden.

Coupled with Aguero's somewhat handsome face, which is difficult to describe.

How to look at Lao Gui, how awkward!

"Haha!"

"Shut up, Hart, laugh again, I'll take you that day...."

"Ahem, I was wrong, Sergio, I don't laugh!"

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The pre-match press conference was very flat!

Louis van Gaal and Jurgen Klopp are already old acquaintances, having played each other several times in the Champions League before.

Moreover, neither of them is a manager who likes to spew trash talk, so even if the reporters on the scene tried their best to fan the flames to stir up the anger of the two coaches, in the end it was still fruitless.

It's just that the two head coaches, who were originally both kind-looking, returned to their respective locker rooms.

The disguised faces vanished in an instant.

"This is Old Trafford!"

"You know what?"

"It's the scariest home in all of Europe."

"It's been a place to see so much splendor!"

"And those damn Manchester City people have never taken a victory easily on this turf, and now the whole world is looking down on us Manchester United!"

"I want you to treat this game as if it were a Champions League final!"

"Don't let down the Manchester United fans in the stands who have been holding on for so long!"

"We have been preparing for this game for half a month."

"I know that Sue is very strong, but we should be glad that the current Manchester City team is only as strong as Sue alone!"

"As long as we follow our previous tactics and stay focused on the pitch at all times!"

"I'm sure we'll win this fight!"

"Jones, remember, your eyes should be fixed on that Sue at all times, don't let him have any chance to hit the door directly, Rojo will help you!"

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In Manchester United's dressing room, Lao Fan was flushed and mobilized his players.

Giggs stood beside Lao Fan, holding his notebook with both hands, and at this moment, Giggs couldn't wait to be able to wear that red jersey again to play for Manchester United!

And the Manchester United captain Wayne Rooney, who sat in the middle of the team, was even more exposed!

Wayne Rooney can't wait to teach the Manchester City sharks a hard time at Old Trafford.

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On the contrary, at the moment, in the dressing room of Manchester City.

All the Manchester City players looked at the bald duo sitting in the middle of the crowd with smiles on their faces!

As for the victory of the game?

In the face of this starless Manchester United team, the whole Manchester City team does not seem to be worried that they will fail!

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"Sports Weekly!"

"Sports Weekly!"

"Welcome everyone to watch the 2014-2015 English Premier League season with me in the live broadcast room of Sports Weekly on Sunday morning!"

"Today, Wang Tao and I will bring you the seventh round of the Premier League, Manchester United's home game against the Manchester derby of the rival Manchester City!"

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ps: The first update, continue to code words, tomorrow's train home!