I teased next to me, "It can't be stuffed in the ass, right?" ”

"Fuck off!"

Yang Death glared at me, blushed and said, "There's a girl here, don't talk nonsense!" I'm afraid of losing it, so I put it in the waistband of my pants and keep it with me, the information on this ID card is extremely important, Bai Wei, you can understand it when you read it......"

Bai Wei nodded, then took the ID card, took a closer look, frowned again in an instant, and exclaimed: "No wonder this human demon is still lustful even if he was pecked at his brain, it turns out that this is the reason." ”

Listening to Bai Wei's words, I also curiously leaned over to look, and saw that the ID card said that this person's name was Lu Guoxing, judging from the appearance of the photo on the ID card, it was really similar to the human demon we met in the forest, but the human demon was full of rotten flesh, black and rotten skin, and it was impossible to identify it carefully, and in addition to the photo, there was only the home address and a string of numbers.

I couldn't understand it, so I asked Bai Wei, "Bai Wei, what is the reason why the human demon is lustful?" Why can't I see it? Could it be that you helped him look at his face? ”

"It's not a face, it's a birthday."

Yang died next to him and said, "You look carefully at people's birthdays. ”

Hearing this, I followed the birthday line on my ID card and read again: "March 10, 1967." What's wrong with this birthday? ”

When I asked, Bai Wei was pinching with one hand, and before she finished the calculation, she heard Ma Hong say on the side: "Don't forget it, I just secretly calculated it, and the result obtained after batching this person's birthday is indeed 'five rampant' fate!" ”

"Five rampant? What is that? ”

I couldn't help but ask, and the second general of gold and silver also blinked his eyes and asked, "Yes, senior sister, what is the five rampant lifeforms?" Why haven't we ever heard from you and the master? ”

"Because you're too young," Ma Hong replied, "I'm afraid it's not good for you two hairy boys to come into contact with these things too early, so I haven't mentioned it much." This 'Five Rampant' is the name of the gods, but it has another name you may have heard, called 'Wutong God'. ”

As soon as Ma Hong mentioned the three words 'Wutong God', I suddenly realized that I really heard my grandfather mention this god when I was a child.

When I was a child, my grandfather often told me some strange stories about strange powers, and one of them mentioned the five gods, and according to my grandfather's character, naturally I would not have any taboos against me when I was a child, so I said it in great detail at that time, so that I still remember it vividly.

At that time, my grandfather told me that these five gods were originally demons and ghosts who roamed the countryside and lewd people's wives and daughters, and because they specialized in adultery, even if they later obtained the god position, they were also an evil god who was spurned by others, but among the people, secret prostitutes and thieves favored him to worship him, and regarded him as a "crooked and evil god" God of Wealth.

As for the origin of the five gods, my grandfather told me at that time that the origin of the five gods has been circulated in many versions, and it is said that when Liu Zong ruled Liuzhou in the Tang Dynasty, he killed the ghost who picked flowers; It is said that it was the resentful spirit of the five sons derived from the war in the early Ming Dynasty; It is also said that during the Yuan and Ming dynasties, they harassed Jiangnan and burned and killed the fornicators.

In short, this Wutong God is a group of evil ghosts who do a lot of evil, but also five famous 'obscenity', it is said that in ancient times often in the south to haunt, there was a "North Fox South Wutong" saying, Wutong God often goes to people's homes to find beautiful women scourge, so since ancient times by the ordinary world hated.

When I recalled the story of my grandfather, Ma Hong also briefly told the two generals of gold and silver the origin of the five rampants, and told us that in ancient times, the tenth day of March every year was worshiped as the birthday of the god of Wutong, so the fireworks and willow alleys and bandits' nests that usually worship the god of five links will be worshiped with good wine and meat at this hour of this day, so as to protect the god of Wutong and make a fortune.

And all those who were born on the same day and the same birthday as the five gods are mostly lustful. Chaos, wild and lustful, so this birthday moment was named 'Five Rampant Personality' by the metaphysical scholars.

Although the people of the 'Five Rampant Personality Personality' are born with the shortcoming of lust and madness, but all people with some brains also know how to suppress the evil thoughts in their hearts, so on the surface they look no different from ordinary people (to put it bluntly, it is a human-faced beast heart, well-dressed beasts), but it is also a coincidence that after the death of the human demon, he was first made into a lewd demon by the Huoyan Group as an experimental product, thus gathering a group of resentment, and then pecked by the black fairy in the area of Zhu Zhuangzi, and undoubtedly became a full lewd because of this. Demon beasts.

After that, Bai Wei stared at the ID card for a while, and after contemplation, she smiled and said, "Since he is a person with five rampant personalities, then I have a way to cure him!" ”

Speaking of this, Bai Wei got up and said to Yang Death: "Brother Yang Death, I will take everyone back to the scenic spot to catch the human demon and the black-robed man, as for the matter of the black family on Zhu Zhuangzi's side, as well as the search for General Yulei of Dushuo Mountain, I will leave it all to you and Xiaoxiao......"

"Go with confidence, wrap it up with me!"

Yang Death nodded, and said: "By the way, when I was in the willow tree at 0, Yu Lei came to the world to look for a tiger but was swept away by a rising black wind. Before I had an accident, I had interrogated a black family fairy who was bound by me, and after the interrogation, the other party said that the ancestor of the black family had indeed been to Willow 0 for a banquet in Sanhe County before, and visited the old lady of the Gray family who practiced in the mountains outside Willow 0 Village, and was dissuaded by the old lady of the Gray family, so he did not go to Sanhe County, but went back to the dojo directly. When leaving, the ancestor of the black family rose up with a black wind, and encountered a spirit falling in the air, shining like a divine object, this ancestor of the black family was originally a demon fairy who cultivated the evil way, so he had evil thoughts, cast a spell to roll the spirit back, trying to devour the soul to help the law, and at this moment the spirit was imprisoned in the cave......"

"That spirit must be General Yu Lei, no doubt!"

Bai Wei exclaimed, and Yang Dan also nodded and said: "That's right, I thought so too, but I just heard the news, and before I could continue to investigate, I fell into the trap of the black family and was sent by the ghost to the Thirteen Yin Palace!" I think, I'm afraid that the ancestor of the black family knows that I have found out the whereabouts of that spirit, and there is a ghost in his heart who knows that he has caused a big disaster with greed for a while, so he took the first step to attack me! I, Yang Death, have never suffered such grievances, I have to peel the skin of that old crow! ”

The more Yang Death spoke, the more angry he became, and he clenched his fists, and after all, there was no time for me, seeing that everyone was almost resting, so Bai Wei beckoned us to hurry, but now how we should leave the mountains and forests, and how to rush back to the scenic spot, has become a big problem.

I was chased and beaten by Mao Daochang for a while, not only did the magic weapons fall in front of the wooden house, but even Ma Hong's donkey cart fell, but where do we dare to go back to get it now?

When everyone was worried about what to do, a cry suddenly came from the direction where we came—

"Bai Wei! Little Liuzi! Where are you? ”

Listening to the sound of trembling, the three watches in the middle of the night in the mountains and old forests frightened us, but listened carefully, only to feel that the shout became more and more familiar, so follow the direction of the sound at a glance, and saw a white 'ball' is jumping towards us jumping and jumping, close to see again, where is the ball, it is clearly a wife.

"Wow! We're here! ”

I hurriedly waved my hand at him, and then I ran over, and when I got closer, I saw that my nose was blue and her face was swollen for some reason......

Bai Wei and I hurriedly walked over to reassure him and asked him what was wrong?

I only heard the mother choke up and said, "You little conscienceless people! Buddy is tired half to death for your next trip, and I can't help you anymore, so I want to take a nap next to me, who knows that when I open my eyes again, I have been surrounded by Mao Xiaofang and others, I know that you stinky and shameless people actually left your buddies and ran away by yourself, are you still friends? Wicked! ”

"Did Mao Daochang beat you like this?" Bai Wei asked in surprise.

"He didn't beat me, it was you!"

She choked up again: "Mao Xiaofang said, anyway, I won't be able to catch you for a while, I'm in a group with you, it's the same if you take me out, a few of you have a few people, just beat me a few times, you say buddies just sleep and provoke whom, it's really bad luck for eight lifetimes!" ”

The more she talked, the more aggrieved she became, there was no way, Bai Wei and I could only continue to appease, and I inadvertently swept Ma Hong, but I was staring at Yuan and sneering.

I asked her, "What are you laughing at?" ”

Ma Hong raised his eyebrows and said: "Sai Weng lost the donkey and knew that it was not a blessing, you see, our transportation is not coming...... "[.]