In Chinese history, the turtle is an auspicious beast, and the turtle is praised in "Erya": The turtle in the south has nine tails, and those who see it will be rich. Since ancient times, the unicorn, the phoenix, the tortoise, and the dragon are the four auspicious beasts, which shows how precious the tortoise is.

However, I don't know when I started to give the turtle an extremely obscene and dirty name: the husband of a wife, if the woman has an affair, the husband becomes a "turtle". Alas, a dignified seven-foot man, a big man who stands up to the sky and the earth, how sad and bitter he said.

However, what is the origin of the name "turtle"? It really has a long history and a long history.

Guan Zhong, that is the founder of the idiom "Guan Bao's Friends", a famous politician and military strategist in the Spring and Autumn Period of Qi, a historical celebrity, and the existence of a super Internet celebrity in history. It is such a famous star-studded figure who created the profession of "Qinglou Woman", giving his soldiers "chat and comfort", and is known as "the soldier's resting place", and since then Qinglou women have been flooded. The word "觞" is used very well, and I have to give great praise to Zhang Chunfan, the author of "Nine-Tailed Turtle". Women are like wine, prostitutes are like babies, and they are addicted. Okay, those two words are too ugly, there are insults, we are all cultural people, we can't be too rude, Nulu, you know, people gave a cultured name, called Nulu. Look, a politician deserves to be a politician, with a capital letter!

The Tang Dynasty, the well-known Tang Empire, the existence of the bullshit cock bombing the sky, modern people are playing through rebirth or something, crying and shouting to drill into the Tang Dynasty, making people Wu Zetian, Tang Xuanzong and other emperors directly mutter: I know that my world is awesome and coaxing, but what does it mean for you to be old enough to stir up here? No, you can't be allowed to make waves in vain, you have to pay taxes! Poll tax! Personal income tax! Crossing the tax! Rebirth Tax! Inherit the Memory Tax! Awesome plug-in tax! Occupy the ...... of the body tax, I will crush you to death with the tax, see if you dare to pretend to be forced!

Otherwise, how can I say that the Tang Dynasty was tall, and people set up prostitutes, cough cough, and female Lu in the teaching workshop. The teaching workshop knows that it is the "song and dance troupe". Don't get me wrong, ancient, ancient, don't get me wrong!

Teaching workshop, literati and ink writers, romantic scholars, the sound of the piano, and the place where poetry is right. Think about it, the handsome and elegant son, the red face of the flower and the moon adds fragrance to your red sleeves, they are definitely cultural people, so we have to be civilized, not shiny.

There can't be only beautiful women in the workshop, but also miscellaneous servants. But the dress of the handyman, there is something to say. Their overalls are absolutely distinctive, they are all wearing cuckolds and brown short-shirted fat pants, which is a fight with turtles. So I gave these people a name that shook the ancient and modern times and resounded in the sky: "Turtle Gong".

There is a legend that the two eyes of the turtle are turquoise, and there is also a saying, this is purely a continuation of Zhang Chunfan's statement, and does not represent a personal opinion. He said that the turtle couldn't do anything, so the female turtle went to find the snake, and the old turtle, who was the husband, could only stare dryly, alas, think about it and tear a handful of sympathy for the old turtle.

Therefore, the well-known labels of "cuckold" and "tortoise" were rigidly buckled on the head of the old tortoise, and they were also interpreted to the heads of human beings. What is especially sad is that this green tall hat has been worn for thousands of years, and it is deeply rooted and cannot be taken off, so that future generations will not dare to use green hats.

The turtle is also aggrieved, obviously the turtle only has green eyes, why does it diverge to the top of the head? Obviously, this turtle is a symbol of wealth and auspiciousness, why is it ruined like this, this turtle provokes you to provoke you!

Do you know the long history of "cuckolding" and "turtles"? How else to say that Chinese culture is broad and profound, and Chinese culture is the quintessence, which is well documented, has arguments, arguments and conclusions, and can withstand wind and rain.

Knowing this allusion, we know why Zhang Chunfan is named after "Nine-Tailed Turtle".

"Nine-Tailed Turtle", you know? One of the top ten banned books in ancient China, a well-known erotic novel. With such a famous story, we can't be too uneducated, so let's use the way of cultural people to tell the story of "Nine-Tailed Turtle".

In order to distinguish it from Zhang Chunfan's "Nine-Tailed Turtle", let's call it "The Charm of Eating in "Nine-Tailed Turtle". But don't get me wrong, this "eat" is not the other "eat"! Between men and women, it is called "eating"; cheating, that is also "eating"; And the corrupt officials in the officialdom, the super big rats, that is even more "eating". It can be seen that the allure of "eating" is simply infinite! As for how to eat, I didn't say anything!