Why toilets?

There is more grass in Lei Luo's heart than in the HLBE prairie.

He was so hungry that he thought he would finally be able to eat a full meal, but when he saw the toilet on the table, he felt like ......

It's a crack that can't stick to 502 glue!

Seeing Lei Luo's shocked face, Odkaline proudly introduced: "Although the [White Valley Spring] is only an ordinary bronze-level relic treasure, most of the ruins have been unearthed, but with such a intact [White Valley Spring], Storm City can't find a few. ”

Her every word is full of pride.

Lei Luo's eyelids jumped, and he didn't know what expression to make on his face.

"This ...... Are you sure what the White Valley Spring is used for...... Food? Lei Luo asked.

Odekarin glanced at Lei Luo suspiciously, and replied: "The [White Valley Spring] has been identified by the nine-star appraiser Kailiman more than ten years ago, and the power of the God of Wisdom at that time gave several hints - water flow, human body, metabolism, it can be seen that the [White Valley Spring] is a container for drinking water. ”

"Now, after more than ten years of development, [White Valley Spring] is no longer limited to drinking water containers, but only utensils used by nobles."

Odkaline rolled his gaze and asked with a smile, "Your Excellency Lei Luo is also an apostle of Numon, could it be that he has any new insights into the [White Valley Spring]?" ”

Lei Luo held back the churning vomit and shook his head, "You won't want to know. ”

Relo didn't say anything, and Odekarin became more and more curious.

"Odkaline, why don't you tell us about your friends?"

On the main seat of the table, a man wearing a white wavy wig, a white-bottomed gold-trimmed shirt, and a pot-bellied poop said to Odekarin with a smile.

Lei Luo estimated that this man was the current head of the Roman family, the earl of the Storm Kingdom - Oguel.

"Father."

Oldkaline lifted her skirt, bowed very ladylikely, and introduced, "His name is Raylo, and he is an apostle of Noumun, the god of wisdom and knowledge. ”

Odekarin introduced her family: "Augal Roman, Count of the Kingdom. ”

Ogell nodded slightly at Relo.

Apparently.

The status of the apostles of the gods is quite high, and even the nobles of the kingdom are given enough respect.

"She is my sister, Anne Vena Roman, an apostle of the god of swords and courage."

Lei Luo's gaze swept over a red-haired girl.

She was petite, fair-skinned, and her hands and feet looked very slender, not like a sword warrior.

"She's a heterochromic pupil?"

A flash of surprise flashed in Lei Luo's eyes.

Anne Vena's left eye was as red as fire, but her right eye was as blue as the sea.

What Lei Luo didn't know was that Anne Vena looked petite, but she was worshiped by the warriors of Storm City as the [Crimson Eye Sword King]!

"My brother, Orsay Roman."

Odyskarin introduced the next family member.

A fat boy who inherited the earl's belly, with his fat palm, quietly lifted a toilet lid, twisted a chicken leg from it, and began to gnaw, eating his mouth full of oil and water, and did not mean to pay attention to Lei Luo at all.

"My mother, Okace Roman."

A red-haired lady had a cold face and did not smile.

"I also have an older sister and an older brother, my sister has married into the royal family, and my brother is out fighting the ruins. ”

"Hello."

Relo said to the members of the Roman family.

In line with the principle of saying less and making fewer mistakes, Lei Luo tried to say as little as possible, and his head constantly sorted out the words he heard and converted them into effective information.

Earl Auguel clapped his hands and said, "Let's eat." ”

The maids, who had been waiting for her early, immediately stepped forward and either lifted the toilet lid, prepared knives and forks, or folded napkins.

After Lei Luo took his seat, he looked at the toilet on the dining table.

It is either filled with red agate-like wine, piled with all kinds of fresh fruits, or stuffed with a fat roast chicken roasted with brown and oil, which is worthy of a rich aristocratic dinner.

But......

Lei Luo really can't whet his appetite!

That feeling of hunger and nausea made Lei Luo greet the God of Crossing a hundred times, a hundred times.

Relo glanced at Odekarin.

Because the dining table is very long, everyone sits far away.

Lei Luo coughed dryly and said to Odekarin, "In the country where I came, I never used the toilet to eat ...... [White Valley Spring], if I could, I would like to go to the kitchen and get something to eat." ”

"Oh? I don't know what Leiluo's country does with [White Valley Spring]. O'Gel asked curiously with his hands on his big belly.

After all, different appraisers have different opinions about relics.

These different opinions inevitably lead to different uses.

However, the purpose of the toilet has basically been finalized, and it is a vessel used by the nobility to hold food.

Lei Luo thought for a moment and replied, "In our country, the White Valley Spring is generally used for ...... Well, use it as an ornament! For example, arrange flowers in it or something! ”

He was afraid that after telling the truth, he would be thrown into the dungeon in the next second.

O'Gel patted his belly and laughed, "Interesting use, fun use!" ”

"However, using bronze-level relics as decorations is obviously not atmospheric enough, and it does not have the pattern of our Storm Kingdom."

Lei Luo nodded hurriedly and said, "Ah, yes, yes, it's obvious that you have won!" We bow to the wind. ”

Hearing the "hype" of the stranger in front of him, Auguel seemed to be in a good mood.

The maid had already prepared the meal.

Odekarin said, "Martha, go to the kitchen and take a look, and if there's any food, bring some on a plate." ”

"Yes, Second Miss."

The maid named Martha nodded and bowed and exited the dining room.

Raylo watched as Martha left.

He had planned to go to the kitchen to get some food, and then smear the soles of his feet with oil.

After all, he was just an imposter of God's apostle.

It's not even clear to Relo why Odekarin thinks he's an apostle to Noumon, the god of wisdom!

"It looks like there's no chance to slip away right now."

Lei Luo sighed inwardly.

He didn't notice that Anne Vena, known as the [Crimson Eye Sword King], was looking at him with interest.

Anne Vena's heterochromatic eyes flashed with a hint of slyness, and a wicked smile spread out at the corner of her lips.

She showed her shiny little tiger teeth, a pair of smooth calves in maroon boots, swayed under the table, as if she had found some fun toys, and asked happily: "I don't know what powers Your Excellency Lei Luo has been endowed by the God of Wisdom, how many stars is there." ”

The eyes of Odekarin, O'Gaell and the others all fell on Lei Luo.

Lei Luo sat on pins and needles, and a BGM automatically sounded in his head:

The most beautiful flower of the grassland, the fiery Sarilang, is full of flowers when I dream of the world......

The corners of Lei Luo's mouth twitched, and he replied with a smile: "I am a three-star appraiser. ”

After all, he wasn't entirely sure what power Noumon could give, and he couldn't answer blindly.

Based on the information he has collated, Lei Luo can determine a piece of intelligence:

That is the apostle of the god who believed in Nomon, and derived a profession - appraiser!

Ogell clapped his hands and praised: "Hello appraiser, I happen to have a relic treasure here, I need to identify it, and when the dinner is over, I will trouble Lord Lei Luo!" ”