Van Gaal has a cold!

Yes, in this hot May, Lao Fan caught a cold by the wind because he didn't close the window when he slept at night.

As for the reason why the windows were not closed?

Quite simply, it's the upcoming 33rd round of the Premier League.

Van Sr. came to Manchester United to reinvent the Manchester United dynasty.

However, now Manchester United, Ougao was eliminated early, the League Cup was also eliminated by Manchester City, and the most hateful thing is that if his team loses in the league at the weekend, then he will become the first Manchester United manager to watch his rival win the championship in the game.

That....

That will definitely be a shame that Lao Fan will never forget for the rest of his life.

In this way, Lao Fan sat at his desk and studied the tactical arrangement all night, until the old man himself was so sleepy that he fell asleep directly on the table.

"Ahh

！」

"Ahh

After wiping his nose with a tissue, Lao Fan rubbed his sore head and stood up with difficulty.

On the table was the breakfast that had just been brought by the assistant coach and the results of the night's hard work last night.

Yes!

Although he was embarrassed, Lao Fan still finalized the tactical arrangement of the weekend league.

And at this time!

Inside the Manchester City club not far away.

Klopp was standing on the sidelines with a smile on his face, watching the disciples on the court do a game of grabbing circles.

For the weekend's game, Jurgen Klopp didn't pay much attention to it.

The league title is already secure, and he will not let a dispensable victory affect the Champions League final.

After all, the gold content of the Champions League is much stronger than that of the league.

"Hey, hey, give it to me!"

"Give it to me!"

"Haha, good ball, Sue!"

"Hey, don't just bully Sun, give it to me!"

Su Bai, Mane, Kante, Aguero, De Bruyne and others gathered around, while the poor little grandson kept running in the circle.

It's really hard for a professional player to snatch the football from their feet.

After a while, Sun Xingmin was a little out of breath.

"Fifty! Haha, here, Sun, you're going to be punished!"

After counting the fiftieth pass, Lao Gui directly picked up the ball.

And Sun Xingmin had a bitter face.

This is the third time he has been punished.

That's how Man City train.

Perhaps, this is the so-called self-confidence!

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May 1, 2015!

The whole city of Manchester is already filled with a strong derby atmosphere.

Since the morning, the streets have been filled with red and blue fans.

Unlike previous derbys, this derby, the Manchester United fans who have been arrogant for countless years have no signs of making a fuss uncharacteristically.

They just quietly headed towards the Yin Tihad Stadium.

Along the way, there was the raucous singing of Manchester City fans.

Not only singing, but even shouting for the champion.

Everything is so disgusting and irrefutable for Manchester United fans.

Oh, yes!

For Manchester United fans, they know that the Manchester sky no longer seems to have room for their proud red.

Seven o'clock local time!

On the Yin Tihad Square, which is filled with countless Manchester City fans.

….

A blue bus studded with gold trim slowly appeared on the horizon.

"Boom!

！」

「SuperbiainProelio！」

「SuperbiainPro

elio！」

"Champion!

！」

"Champion!

！」

Manchester City fans frantically flocked to the bus.

Mansour did a very thoughtful job.

Today's buses are completely different from normal times.

Because the buses are open-top.

Although there is no championship trophy, the high platform on which the trophy is placed on the roof of the bus has long been standing there.

Mansour is confident!

Manchester City fans are also confident!

They know!

In less than three hours, their favorite team will be pulling that crazy trophy out of the stadium.

"Hey, Sue, isn't it a bit too much, what if we lose?"

Aguero sat next to Su Bai and asked a little worriedly.

Just now Aguero also vowed that he would score a hat trick in today's game to regain the throne, which really saw such crazy fans, but Lao Gui was the first to be unsettled.

"Sergio, lose? How is that possible?"

Before Su Bai could speak, De Bruyne, who was sitting behind the two, leaned his head over and responded.

"Kevin, why are you so confident!"

"Haha, with Su Bai here, when have we ever lost?"

As soon as De Bruyne said this, Aguero was stunned.

Think about it!

Hiss!

This is really ah, in Aguero's memory, whether it is the national team or the league, since the game where Su Bai is present, this is really not a loss.

"You pervert!"

Looking at Su Bai, who was still humming and chirping with headphones and didn't react, Lao Gui complained helplessly.

This is only 18 invincible, and the hell knows how far this thing will grow in the future!

Surrounded by the frantic crowd!

Manchester City's Phnom Penh bus finally drove into the stadium.

As soon as he got out of the car, Lao Ke hurried to the scene of the press conference with a calm face.

It was just the right time for Lao Ke to enter the door almost with Louis van Gaal.

The two of them nodded in greetings and sat down in front of the press desk.

"Kacha!"

"Kacha!"

"Kacha!"

As soon as the two sat down, the reporters' flashes flashed desperately.

"Mr. Klopp, do you have the confidence to lift the trophy directly at home in this derby?"

"Mr. Klopp, is Messi sure he will join Manchester City?"

"Mr. Klopp........

Lao Fan listened to the reporters' questions, and reluctantly took out a tissue to wipe the snot that was about to flow to the corners of his mouth.

Lao Fan already knew what this press conference would be like.

Sure enough!

What used to be Manchester United is now so lonely that even journalists are not very interested.

Suddenly, some strange thoughts flashed through Lao Fan's mind.

In other words, if their Manchester United also has a Su Bai, then what will be the situation of Manchester United?

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The pre-match press conference is over.

It's flat.

Lao Ke had no interest in the fanning questions of the reporters.

What Manchester City can succeed in winning the title ahead of schedule or something.

….

Is it mentally retarded for a journalist to ask such a question?

Will there be any surprises for Manchester City to play Manchester United now?

After straightening his hair, Lao Ke directly pushed open the door of the locker room.

As Lao Ke entered, the originally noisy locker room suddenly fell silent.

Although Lao Ke has never been nervous these days, everyone knows that

To say not to be nervous is false.

After all, this is an almost impossible opportunity to come across again!

To beat them in front of the Manchester United and lift the trophy is something that many Manchester City people never dreamed of.

Really!

Just like the players thought.

Klopp, who finished the press conference, became different!

No touching the tactical board!

Lao Ke walked directly in front of everyone!

"Boys!"

"You know what?"

"On November 12, 1881, St. Mark's Church lost 3-0 to Newton Schiff!"

"It was the first meeting in the Manchester derby!"

"It's us Manchester City who lose!"

"Since then, there have been 175 Manchester derbys!"

"In these 175 games, we are far behind our mortal enemies with 48 wins, 58 draws and 69 losses!"

[In view of the general environment,

"This is history!"

"I'm not telling you this to tell you that our game today is to rewrite this history!"

"I'm saying this because that damn history has nothing to do with us!"

"All I know is that since I've been here, since I've been playing this season!"

"We got an opponent who was just a helpless lost dog that we beat!"

"Someone said that we are noisy neighbors, we are just a team of local tyrants who have been piled up with money and have no background!"

"But!"

"What I want to say is, fuck it!"

"We are Manchester City!"

"We are England! It's the strongest Manchester City in the world!"

"Today!"

"It's on our home turf!"

"I want you to make your history!"

"I want you to step on top of those damn Manchester United guys and win the title!"

"I'm going to make Manchester just one color!"

"That's the blue --- that belongs to us at Manchester City!

！」

「fuUtd！」

Lao Ke is rude!

Very unexpected!

But it made all the Manchester City players present enthusiastic.

Even Su Bai, who had been feeding Lao Ke's chicken blood porridge all the year round and wanted to vomit, suddenly felt as if his whole body was burning.

Lao Gui was the first to stand up and roar!

「fuUtd！」

Well....

I have to say that swear words are always the best way to vent hormones!

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"Zhuang Er Tai!"

"Zhuang Er Tai!"

"This is the 2014-2015 English Premier League that is being broadcast live for you!"

"Manchester City at home vs Manchester United!"

"I'm your old friend Huang Jianxiang!"

"I'm He Wei!"

On the commentary bench at the side of the pitch of Yoon Tihad.

Lao Huang was sitting in front of the stage.

The online exclusives of the Weekly's Weekly, on weekdays, are different because the Manchester derby, which involves the battle of the champions, is so hot.

….

Therefore, CTV directly coordinated the live webcast of the sports weekly newspaper and the live TV broadcast of the sports channel.

Well.....

Why would Sports Weekly agree?

......

"The players of both teams have already appeared in their respective halves!"

"The referee is looking at his watch, too!"

"Beep!

！」

"With the referee's whistle!"

"The race has officially begun!"

"First of all, both sides @

, The little black man in front of him was obviously in a state of falling to the ground, but almost in the blink of an eye, the guy got up directly and went straight to the ball by the way!

What the?

"Kanter!"

"Beautiful!"

"Over the past half season, Kante's tackles have gotten better and better."

"This tackle, Kante completely relied on prediction!"

"That's talent!"

"I have to say that there are very talented young players in every position in this Manchester City team!"

Lao Huang on the sidelines looked at Kante's coquettish tackle and said with praise.

On the pitch!

After stopping the ball at Nani's feet, Kante quickly handed the ball to De Bruyne in front of him!

Lao Ke has said countless times that as long as he grabs the ball, he will give it to De Bruyne as soon as possible.

And De Bruyne, who received the ball, did not live up to Kante's trust.

Swing the ball with your right foot and twist your waist!

At the same time, use your left foot to tip the ball back a little bit!

This one is a little smoother!

The football magically drilled directly between the legs of Rooney, who was rushing from behind!

At the same time, De Bruyne made a turn in an instant!

Rooney stood still!

And De Bruyne behind him has already seen Malvin frantically advancing on the right!

Without any hesitation!

De Bruyne slammed the outside of his right foot directly on top of the football!

"Bang!"

In an instant!

The ball sprang up from the ground and sped towards United's left wing.

That location!

Marvin has already received a clever pass from Kevin De Bruyne before Manchester United's left wing-back Luke Shaw!

"This ball is passing!"

"Absolute master's outer instep!"

"Malvern!"

"Caught Luke Shaw!"

"In the penalty area, Su Bai has already rushed into the forbidden area!"

"Tsk!"

"This Van Gaal really looks up to Su Bai, three central defenders plus Carrick who returns to the defense!"

"Su Bai was directly wrapped into zongzi in the forbidden area!"

As Huang Jianxiang said.

At this time, in the Manchester United penalty area, Su Bai was surrounded by four players of Manchester United almost instantly.

And Malvin on the sidelines had already hoisted the ball into the penalty area before Su Bai was surrounded!

Watching the football fly in!

Su Bai also didn't care about his active skills, and it wasn't too early to use them!

With the opening of the Golden Bomber skin special effect skill.

At this moment, Su Bai's header, bouncing, and physical attributes all soared to the full level in an instant.

Phil Jones, Smalling, and Rojo tried their best to squeeze Su Bai out of the penalty area!

….

It's just that a desperate scene happened.

Even if Phil-Jones and Smolin were about to bite their teeth, the perverted Su Bai in front of him was still carrying them to the ground!

Seem!

It seemed that the three of them were like tiny ants in front of Su Bai.

Su Bai flew into the air in an instant!

Right above their heads!

Su Bai smashed the football with his headbutt.

Door!

Manchester United goalkeeper David De Gea had moved to the right of Su Bai early on the start of Malven's cross.

He was ready for everything.

Even if the four members of his own team guarded against that pervert, De Gea still didn't dare to be careless.

Really!

Su Bai still grabbed the first point and brought the football over by the way.

Look at the direction in which the ball is moving!

De Gea

Jump in an instant!

De Gea is excited!

Because his previous prediction was right.

What he bet on was that Su Bai would push the ball to his left side!

Open your ape arms!

De Gea tried his best to put his left hand towards the ball.

Didn't touch it!

However, it was precisely because he did not touch it that De Gea was relieved.

With his experience, the ball will definitely fly out according to the flight trajectory.....

However!

The moment De Gea turned his head!

He froze!

Because he saw something almost incredible.

That perverted Sue smashed out the soccer ball that actually changed direction after it skimmed his fingertips?

Take a closer look!

De Gea saw that the ball seemed to be spinning at high speed.

This.....

The header can also be pushed out of the arc???

De Gea's brain seems to be down a bit.

However, the football in front of him was like a rainbow and finally drilled into the top left corner of the goal!

The ball went in?

De Gea fell to the turf in embarrassment.

And at this time!

The referee's whistle is also sounding!

Accompanied by a whistle!

「GGGGGG-----OOOOOOOO-----AAAAAAA----LLLLLLL!」

「GGGGGOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!「

「GOAL!!!!!「

「S----U---B---A----I!!!」

The live DJ at the Intihad Stadium roared hysterically.

More than just a live DJ!

In the stands of the Yin Tihad Stadium at the moment!

The whole of Intihad Square outside the stadium!

Even the whole city of Manchester seemed to tremble for a moment.

"Beautiful!

！」

"Beautiful!

！」

"The ball is in!"

"Su Bai!

！」

"Facing the bag of the Manchester United four!"

"Su Bai still squeezed through the four of them like a devastating one, and used a beautiful arc on his head to bypass De Gea, who was standing in advance, and got into the net!"

"Incredible header!"

"It's the perfect combination of strength and skill!"

"The fourth minute of the game!"

"Against Manchester United, who have an unprecedented back five!"

"Su Bai is still extremely easy to rely on his personal ability to help Manchester City rewrite the score!"

"The Bucklai Cup has been transported to the Intihad Stadium!"

"Su Bai!"

"Just four minutes into the game, he helped City hold on to a trophy with one hand!"

Lao Huang still continues his signature crazy commentary as always!

- [Haha, 1:0, damn, Manchester United shamelessly got on the back five and was still fucking scored, laughing at me!] 】

….

- [Hey! My Red Devils, you know you're going to lose, what kind of back five are you on, you play 4-3-3 against each other, even if you lose, you're going to die standing up, now what? It's a shame to be thrown home! 】

- [Think about the Red Devils when Ronaldo was there, damn, what about now? ] Beaten like a son by Manchester City! 】

- [Su Bai is too ruthless, can this header still top the arc? ] This is definitely a bug.,Or it's open! 】

- [The championship is stable, how can this Manchester United play with other Manchester City, this is still only Su Bai's Manchester City, if the outside report that Messi went to Manchester City is true, after this, there will be

Who can play with Manchester City? 】

- [Haha, I can't imagine that picture, Messi, Su Bai, Aguero! ] With just these three people, this can wash the whole world! 】

- [It's so invincible, this fucking also, FIFA hurry up and check Manchester City, how the fuck do you let others play!] 】

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Inside the Intihad Stadium!

"Ahh

"Ahh

"Ahh

Van Gaal pulled his handkerchief out of his trouser pocket and wiped his nose again.

He couldn't figure out why that pervert could still push the ball in under the bag of four?

Obviously, he has been studying for a full week, and under the attack of the four people, Su Bai has never scored a header at all, why did he ..... today

Lao Fan is desperate!

Not far from the Manchester City bench.

Seeing Su Bai so powerful, he helped the team win at the beginning.

Lao Ke excitedly rushed directly to the sidelines and raised his right fist high!

And then!

"Once!"

"Roar!"

"Twice!"

"Roar!"

"Three!"

"Roar!"

After the iconic farmer three punches!

Lao Ke also followed the fans at the scene and roared wildly!

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Noodles with rice noodles