"Little Liuzi be careful!"

When I questioned my wife, a hooligan rushed over and was about to smash my head with a pickaxe, but fortunately, she noticed it at the first time, and kicked it with a hoove, kicking the hooligan straight over, and then smiled at me: "Little Liuzi, don't be angry first, you listen to your buddy explain to you!" ”

"Explain? What is there to explain, you can't fight without you, you wait, I'll take you shabu mutton when you go home! ”

"Oops, you kid knows a!"

As she spoke, she squinted her eyes and swept Li Xiuxiu, who was standing on the roof of the van to watch the excitement, and replied, "Haven't you understood the current situation?" Huang Zu got so many people to come over, and it was a hooligan ruffian to open the road, and it was an engineering team engineering vehicle, this is to go up the mountain to carry a big project, these villagers can't withstand it no matter how hard they carry it, sooner or later they have to let people go up the mountain, and on the contrary, it is a delay in time. What do you think, why is Huang Zu in such a hurry to take the engineering team up the mountain? ”

"What's it?" I asked.

"You ask me, who the do I ask?"

She pursed her lips and said, "So, instead of a stalemate here to no avail, it's better to put Huang Zu up the mountain as soon as possible, so as to see what kind of wishful thinking he wants!" ”

"But what about these villagers?"

As I spoke, I glanced around, and saw that the villagers were still resisting amid the roaring and scolding, but neither the number nor the 'combat experience' could match this group of battle-hardened hooligans, and they were gradually showing signs of defeat.

At this time, she smiled again, patted me on the shoulder with her hoof, and said, "Don't worry, I can let them fight, and I can separate them again." ”

"How?" I asked.

"You don't care about that, please!"

He smiled, stood up and took a deep breath, and shouted at the top of his throat—

"Oh mama! Done! The village chief was beaten to death! Someone's killed! Run, wow! ”

When we shouted this, the village chief was holding his head not far from us and was beaten by the crowd, and he was stunned when he heard the shout.

Immediately after, I heard a 'crackling' sound from the crowd, I followed the sound to see, it was the frightened pale villagers began to throw down the 'guy thing' in their hands, so frightened that they ran in the direction of the village, men and women did not dare to go back, after a while, dozens of villagers had already scattered more than half of the birds and beasts, and the remaining half were trying their best to escape and retreat.

When she saw it, she immediately smiled and said, "Little Liuzi, have you seen it?" The common people are the common people, loyal and kind, and the courage is small, if someone takes the lead in making trouble, they will follow the coaxing, and as soon as the lead is finished, the slightest scare will disperse immediately, I have lived for so long, this kind of thing has been seen too much......"

She shook her head and was smug when she spoke, and I admired him even more when I heard it, and he was so impressed that this kid solved the most difficult problem in one sentence, and it was impossible to be unconvinced.

But although this idea was good, it made the village chief suffer, and when he saw the villagers scattering, the village chief exclaimed: "Don't run, I wasn't killed!" I'm still here! You're all coming back to me! ”

But the crowd was full of chaotic voices, who could care to listen to him.

As soon as the villagers retreated, more hooligans and ruffians surrounded them, and the village chief was dumbfounded, knowing that there must be no place to run, so he simply continued to hold his head and wait for death.

I and my wife naturally didn't have time to care about him, seeing that the villagers were almost running, I jumped on my back, and was ready to smear oil on the soles of my feet, but I didn't wait to run, I suddenly felt a tight scalp, accompanied by a sudden sharp pain, I was grabbed by the hair from behind, and pulled off my back, and fell to the ground with a 'poof'......

Before I could get up, a few ruffians had already suppressed it, and I looked up angrily, and it was Li Xiuxiu who didn't know when to blend into the crowd who pulled me off, no, to be precise, Huang Zufeilian.

Seeing that I was arrested, I yelled 'I cherish myself' and ran away, and it didn't take long for me to slip away without a trace, and then I heard Xiuxiu staring at me and sneering: "You still want to run?" Boy, see I'm not going to break your legs and make you crawl back! ”

Xiuxiu's eyes were full of fierceness when she said this, and she shuddered at me, and before I could open my mouth to curse the street, she had already snatched a pickaxe from the ground beside her, raised it above her head and aimed at it, and slammed it down on my leg......

I was bound by a few ruffians and couldn't move at all, and I could only grit my teeth and wait for death for a while, who would have thought that I didn't wait for the pickaxe handle in Xiuxiu's hand to fall on my leg, but one leg stretched out of the crowd first, and kicked Xiuxiu first with a slam foot, and the pickaxe handle also came out of his hand and fell out of the distance......

"Who is it?"

Xiuxiu, who fell to the ground, stared at her and shouted angrily, and heard an old but angry voice from the crowd: "It's me!" ”

When I heard the voice, all the hooligans were eyeing the voice, and I couldn't help but look at the people in astonishment, but I saw a white-haired old man dressed in black, who had stood beside me at some point, and several ruffians who had been standing around were lying on the ground screaming miserably......

In recent years, although it is almost spring, it is still outrageously cold, and this old man is only wearing a black Tang costume single clothes, and if you look closely, the seemingly simple Tang costume is more like a set of shrouds worn by dead people.

I looked at the old man's face again, and I was even more surprised, this old man was not only wearing a shroud, but also painted a very thick dead man's makeup on his face, and his face was smeared with a thick layer of powder, which made the whole face look frighteningly white, and also caused the blush on his face to be more prominent and obvious, which made it look even more weird and terrifying, and people shuddered to see it.

As soon as the ruffians came back to their senses, they took the lead and immediately began to pounce on the old man in order to grab the merit, who expected that the old man shot fiercely, kicked the crotch and ankle of his pants, punched the throat and temples, and a set of 'hooligan punches' hit hard and accurately, and several people were knocked to the ground in a few moves, and the skill was simply more agile than that of a young man.

Before the other ruffians could rush forward, the old man snatched two kitchen knives from the hands of one of the ruffians, and carried them in his hand with a frenzy, and the ruffians didn't dare to get even half a step closer......

Seeing this, the old man was full of pride, stroked his beard and laughed loudly: "Haha, even with your group of vegetables, you dare to fight with the old lady?" You don't know where to pee and mud when you mix with society! ”

The old man was clearly an old man in his seventies and eighties, and he actually called himself 'old lady', and this time, not only the surrounding gangsters were stunned, but even I was taken aback.

At this time, I heard Xiuxiu grit her teeth and ask viciously: "Where did you come from, a bad old man, dare to come and ruin my good deeds!" ”

Hearing this, he saw the old man raise the blade in his hand and point at Xiuxiu, glaring at Xiuxiu with horizontal eyebrows and roaring: "Stinky yellow wolf spirit, you wait for me!" Sooner or later, the old lady will come back to settle accounts with you! ”

Before the words fell, the old man swung his knife again, frightening the surrounding ruffians to retreat again and again, and at the same time, he took the opportunity to help me up, and dragged me with a kitchen knife in one hand and rushed out of the crowd with the other......

I was not ambiguous, holding the boning knife and cooperating on the right flank of the old man, but there were too many opponents, and the two of us were surrounded in the middle, so it was not easy to fight out of the predicament.

Who knew that at this critical juncture, a cry suddenly came from all over the world, and the ruffians who were surrounding me and the old man were stunned for a moment, and looked at the cry, but saw another group of people running along the mountain road, each of them cried and cried non-stop, and the leaders were all wearing filial piety clothes and hats, some were holding flags and some holding black and white photos, crying while running, and the crying was connected into one, and the team was followed by four shirtless and sweaty strong men, Heli carried the coffin with the uncovered lid and ran forward, so tired that he stuck out his tongue......

Seeing this lineup should be a funeral, but it is the first time I have seen the funeral so earth-shattering, seeing this strange funeral procession crying and rushing into the crowd, almost all the gangsters were stunned, the old man took the opportunity to take my hand, and after another rush to kill, he finally took advantage of the chaos to rescue me from the crowd and rushed all the way towards the entrance of the village......