"My sun?" one of the judges wondered, "Is there a classic track?"

"I don't know, why don't you call Broadway and ask. ”

Next, the program team really called the Broadway theater and finally got an answer.

There is no track "My Sun", and there is really no such song in this world, but in another world, this is a super classic that has been passed down for hundreds of years.

America's Got Talent's three judges were stunned.

A Chinese athlete who doesn't seem to understand English comes to the stage of America's Got Talent to perform an original piece "My Sun", and he has to perform it in the form of an opera?

Is there anything crazier in this world than that?

Is there anything more subversive, more ridiculous?

After a long while, the first judge said, "Then, please start your performance, Mr. Wang Huan." ”

Wang Huan said: "I'm sorry, I will only perform on the official stage, not here." ”

Once again, the judges were shocked.

"Sir, is your translation wrong?" the judge couldn't help but ask the translator next to him?

The Chinese translator shrugged his shoulders and said, "My translation is 100% correct." ”

The judge said, "Then what does he mean?"

The translator said: "Mr. Wang Huan, the judges asked you, what do you mean, what do you want to do?"

Wang Huan said: "My meaning is very simple, that is, my repertoire, which is only officially performed on the stage of America's Got Talent. I only perform for a lot of people, and I don't do it during the auditions. ”

When the judges heard this, they immediately hugged their heads and exclaimed.

"That is, you don't want to go through the interview and go straight to our show. The judge said, "Do you know our program, but it's in the form of a live broadcast." That's why there is a rigorous interview session, and we have to make sure that every show shown to the audience is very exciting. And now you don't want to pass the interview, you want to go straight to TV and perform for countless American audiences?"

Wang Huan said: "That's right, that's the case. ”

The three judges suddenly showed extremely exaggerated expressions.

"The world is just crazy. The first judge said: "Mr. Wang Huan, please know that this is the United States, not China. ”

Wang Huan said: "Of course you can refuse me. ”

The judges said, "What would you do if we rejected you?"

Wang Huan said: "I went to find another TV station, until I found a TV station to agree." ”

The judge shrugged his shoulders and said, "Okay, then I think you can leave." ”

Wang Huan said: "Goodbye." ”

............

Next, the American Got Talent program team discussed.

Whether to agree to Wang Huan's request.

If you agree, it will be a bit against the rules, and it will make Wang Huan too presumptuous.

But if you don't agree.

Then Wang Huan will go to other TV stations.

Every TV show needs a gimmick, and Wang Huan is very, very gimmicky.

First of all, he was an Olympic champion, and he was notorious in the United States, he sent his ex-wife to prison, and he used doping and so on.

But...... The name is still very famous.

Moreover, his recent remarks about conquering the United States have won a huge eyeball effect.

So getting him on the show is very good for the ratings.

As for whether Wang Huan will take advantage of the TV show to make any extreme remarks?

Sorry, but is there less extreme rhetoric on American TV shows?

Besides, this is a fake live broadcast, and it is completely too late to deal with it.

So, the program team waved a big pen.

Agree to Wang Huan's request.

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NBC TV broke the news.

Chinese athletes will take the stage of "America's Got Talent" and perform the original song "My Sun".

Once again, this news caused a certain sensation.

Next, NBC TV broadcast a video of Wang Huan's interview.

Suddenly, the audience across the United States was once again scorched by thunder.

Is this the Chinese?

There is a very ridiculous seriousness.

In the whole video screen, Wang Huan is not smiling and looks very serious.

And the whole time I communicate in Chinese, I don't speak half of English, and I don't seem to understand English at all.

It's crazy in this world.

I really can't understand English.

A Chinese who does not know English at all came to conquer the United States?

And with original repertoire? And in opera?

And he kept saying that he would not accept the interview, and that he would perform directly on the stage and sing to the world.

He...... What is this not their own original track?

Is it a baby?

But in our minds, your original track of bullshit isn't even as good as a piece of shit.

That's ridiculous.

It's ridiculous.

The world is crazy.

In 2004, the American people were still lacking in China.

Even in the eyes of some people, do Chinese still have braids?

The vast majority of Americans have a stereotyped image of Chinese, short, restrained, with a ridiculously serious attitude, and so on.

Wang Huan is tall.

But this stereotype, and ridiculously serious, is completely in line with their imagination.

It's ridiculous.

..................

Next, countless media reported the news that Wang Huan was about to participate in "America's Got Talent".

"Chinese athletes, without going through an interview, will perform the opera "My Sun" on "America's Got Talent." (Actually, My Sun is a classic Italian folk song, not an excerpt from an opera)

"We were filled with infinite curiosity about what a disaster his performance would be. ”

"We were very curious about what kind of unsightly and unbearable work he sang in the opera. ”

Next, some China experts went to find Chinese songs related to the sun.

Then, they found it.

There is a song "Dongfang Hong", which has a description of the sun, and compares the founding leader to the sun.

So, everyone judges.

Wang Huan must have written a song in praise of China's top leaders.

That kind of song must be a celebration of merit, maybe a song similar to a model play from decades ago.

Next.

Television stations in the United States found Chinese songs from decades ago and broadcast them on their programs.

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Wang Huan once again became a laughing stock.

The picture of his interview in "America's Got Talent" spread all over the United States.

"I don't go through an interview, I just go straight to the stage. ”

"My opera is going to be sung directly to the whole world. ”

His serious, unsmiling expression was ridiculed by countless people.

His face, which does not know the height of the sky, has completely become a symbol of ignorance.

Even these people in Chinatown are full of slander against Wang Huan.

Mr. Wang Huan, we Chinese in the United States are already difficult to get ahead, and our image is already more stereotypical.

Now you've become a clown right now.

You're completely vilifying the image of the Chinese.

Are you here to conquer the United States, or are you here to tarnish the image of the country?

You'd better go.

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Wang Huan came to the Baorui Hotel again.

"I'm very sorry, Mr. Wang Huan, your hotel has checked out. "Hotel front desk.

Checked out?

Li Changsheng obviously booked a room for him for two months.

Soon, Wang Huan received a call from Li Changsheng.

"I am very dissatisfied with Mr. Wang Huan, you have created a miracle in the Olympics and helped us make money. Li Changsheng said: "And also promote the national prestige, although countless Americans feel that you have used doping, but in our Chinese circle, you are still a hero." But your recent series of performances have really disappointed us, you have scandalized the image of the Chinese, and you will make our situation worse, so I suggest that you return to China as soon as possible. ”

Wang Huan was silent and said, "What did I behave?

Li Changsheng said: "Your series of performances have spread all over the United States, and you already have a nickname, Chinese clown." ”

Wang Huan said: "I just don't have a hippie smile, I just speak in Chinese, this is also a clown?"

Then, Wang Huan said: "Mr. Li Changsheng, in the American Got Talent program, I don't accept interviews, I speak appropriately from beginning to end, no exaggerated words, no exaggerated expressions, just a calm explanation." Americans think it's ridiculous, they call me a clown. Why is this happening?"

Li Changsheng was silent.

Wang Huan said: "From beginning to end, did I behave out of line? Not at all, it was because they were full of hostility and prejudice against me in their hearts, so my normal performance was also interpreted as a clown." Because they treated me like a clown in the first place, so no matter how I behave, I will be a clown. Because they already have a pair of contact lenses on their eyes, called clown glasses. ”

Wang Huan hung up the phone and paid for it himself.

Then, he went back to his room, turned on the TV, played his interview for America's Got Talent, and pressed mute.

Is the picture of Wang Huan's interview with America's talent ridiculous?

Not ridiculous.

It's not out of line.

It's just a very bland expression, a very bland speech.

But it is directly interpreted as a ridiculous clown.

Wang Huan said that he wanted to sing the song "My Sun".

There is no such classic track in this world, and they have not heard it.

But this did not stop countless Americans from ridiculing and ridiculing this track.

Under this trend of public opinion, the Chinese circle in Chinatown also instinctively felt that Wang Huan was scandalizing the image of the Chinese, like a kind of clown.

Wang Huan understands this behavior very well.

Because under the mainstream public opinion, the power of minorities is very weak.

I can't resist it at all.

So most of the time, minorities are coerced by the mainstream consciousness.

Even if they have the will to do so, they will quickly give up and join the mass consciousness in search of a sense of security.

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Wang Huan walks in Chinatown.

Many people will still greet him, but some people have an embarrassed face.

It's not like when he first came, many people regarded him as a hero, and he was greeted by lion dances.

This was normal, the greeting was organised and was just in the aftermath of the Olympics.

Next, everything has to return to the ordinary, and everyone has to beg for life.

And Wang Huan's recent series of performances, in their hearts, have indeed affected the image of the Chinese.

"Mr. Wang Huan, I heard that you are going to be on that TV?" asked an old man.

Wang Huan nodded and said, "Yes." ”

The owner of the small supermarket said: "Don't go, play around, and then go back to China." ”

Wang Huan said: "Uncle, do you also think that I am a shame for the Chinese?"

The supermarket owner said: "That's what Americans say, and Americans think so." ”

Wang Huan said: "I have seen that countless Americans think my behavior is ridiculous and ridiculous. But what do you think? I just said that I want to sing "My Sun" and I don't want to be auditioned, I want to go straight to the stage. Is this ridiculous?"

The supermarket owner said: "So many people think it's ridiculous, then it should be ridiculous." Mr. Wang Huan, there is no way for us to come out, we are here to make a living. You are doing well in China, you are rich and powerful, why do you want to come out? You don't understand the United States, go back, go back. ”

Wang Huan said: "Do you think I'm embarrassed for you?"

The supermarket owner smiled and said, "I didn't say that. ”

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Teasing is making fun.

But the gimmick was at least successful.

Countless Americans are looking forward to Wang Huan's performance in "America's Got Talent".

Because compared to the excellent performance, they are also very much looking forward to the ugly performance.

In another world, "American Idol" once had a Chinese young man who became popular, his name was Kong Qingxiang.

Not because of the good singing, but because the singing is so bad that it is simply unbearable.

And the expectations of countless Americans for Wang Huan are like this.

Deliver an unsightly performance, and then make it ugly.

On the Chinese Chamber of Commerce, he has been calling Wang Huan more than once.

persuaded him to give up his performance on stage and return to China.

This is the power of public opinion.

Because almost all public opinion has shaped Wang Huan into a farce.

all felt that he was going to perform a song on the stage, which was extremely embarrassing, extremely ugly, and extremely vulgar.

You, a Chinese athlete who doesn't understand English, still want to sing an original opera?

Do you know what opera is?

"How many Olympic champions did he win with this kind of thing? If he didn't inject doping, would you believe it?" Russell, who was already ruined, told a television interview.

Honestly, what does this have to do with Olympic champions?

Russell continued: "Obviously, this mysterious stimulant destroyed Wang Huan's brain, which is why he had this neurotic performance. ”

"Next Tuesday, I will definitely lock in NBC, and I will definitely see what a disastrous performance Wang Huan will put on. ”

Next, the second person wrote on his blog: "Next Tuesday, lock in NBC for a disastrous show." ”

"Next Tuesday, lock in NBC for a disastrous show. ”

The United States is very developed in terms of information, especially on the Internet.

Anything can become a trend, so any pop-up events and the like appear here very early.

So this sentence soon became a short-lived trend as well.

Countless celebrities, celebrities, have written blogs.

"Next Tuesday, just go to NBC TV and watch a disaster show. ”

In the end, even the host of NBC TV interjected after the news was broadcast: next Tuesday, lock in NBC TV and watch a catastrophic performance.

..................

It is in this kind of public opinion that more and more people are paying attention to "America's Got Talent" next Tuesday.

NBC TV was overjoyed, and under their promotion, it really set off a tide of public opinion.

Countless Americans are waiting for Wang Huan's ugly performance.

In this way, the ratings of "America's Got Talent" next week are likely to surpass Fox's "American Idol".

Coming next Tuesday!

The long-awaited "America's Got Talent" began.

The host said: "I don't know what's going on, why is today's audience looking so strangely and frequently looking behind me, is there a ghost behind me?"

"Or maybe there's something different about today's show?"

Then, the host said seriously: "This Tuesday, lock in NBC and watch a disaster-level show." That's what I write on my blog, but I can ask, what is a catastrophic show? Where is it?"

"Alright, alright, alright, I think you're getting impatient, now let's get the first talent on the field. ”

America's Got Talent is also known as a cruel bite.

The three judges can clap the bell at any time, stop the performance, and a huge sound effect will appear on the stage, and then make a big cross.

When there are three crosses, the person on the stage immediately stops the performance.

The first talent is on the field.

It's a dance performance.

Robot dance.

The performance was wonderful, very, very much like a robot.

However, only half a minute after the performance.

"Ding!" the first judge pressed the electronic ringtone.

Immediately followed by the second, the third.

This robot dancer is directly eliminated.

"It's a very good performance, but it's too much, I've seen too much and I'm not surprised. ”

"Too many people perform, too many people can, then it's not a unique job. ”

Then, the second player takes the field.

This is a stand-up comedian.

His performance is very exaggerated and full of passion, as is the case in America's Got Talent, where passion is more important than normal play.

It's better to act without being amazing and dying.

However, after less than a minute of performance.

The judges took another picture of the electronic bell.

The second, the third.

The three judges all rang the electronic bell and went straight out.

"Did you perform on stage after taking drugs?"

"It's so clumsy, I don't think your talk show is interesting at all, but you're desperately trying to break my mouth open and make me laugh. ”

In this way, the few players who played in front of them were all quickly eliminated.

But the effect of the show is very, very good.

Because America's Got Talent not only watches the performances of the actors, but also the performances and comments of the judges.

Especially seeing many actors cruelly out of the game and being complained about by the judges, this is the fun part.

Moreover, the three judges understand the psychology of the audience very well.

Everyone wants to see Chinese athlete Wang Huan on the field.

Recently, this name has been too hyped.

Countless people are eager for his disastrous performance and want to see him make a fool of himself.

So before he played, let a couple of players play, and keep knocking them out.

In this way, the atmosphere can be set.

Finally, in this atmosphere, the audience in front of the TV is already impatient.

What about the Chinese?

Why haven't you played yet?

Hurry up, hurry up, we want to see the disaster performance of that Chinese Wang Huan.

And the three judges have already decided.

They don't shoot the bell to stop.

Once Wang Huan sang his original red song, the three judges were in pain, as if they were scorched by thunder, and they listened to it with their heads in their hands.

After listening to it, he showed a dying expression.

In short, it is necessary to carry out this catastrophic performance to the end.

Finally, the host said: "Next, I would like to invite Wang Huan from the Games of ancient China." ”

However, the first person to come up was not Wang Huan, but a young man of Chinese descent.

"Are you Wang Huan?" the host asked.

"I'm not, I'm a translator. The Chinese youth said.

The host said, "What about Wang Huan?"

The Chinese youth said: "He is still in the background. ”

The host said, "Why didn't he go on stage?"

The Chinese young man said: "Because he can't understand English, I don't know if you're calling him on stage?"

The host said, "What then?"

The Chinese young man was expressionless and said loudly in Chinese: "Next, I invite Chinese athlete Wang Huan to perform on stage." ”

The audience burst into laughter.

Soon, Wang Huan, who was dressed in a tuxedo, walked on the stage meticulously.

Of all the performers, he was dressed in the most modest and wore a bow tie.

The host said, "Mr. Wang Huan, are you going to attend your own wedding?"

There is no translator for young Chinese Americans.

Wang Huan turned a deaf ear.

The host said, "Mr. Wang Huan, what kind of program do you want to perform?"

Translator for young Chinese Americans.

Wang Huan said in Chinese: "Opera, "My Sun." ”

The host asked, "If I'm not mistaken, you are an athlete, when did you start studying opera?"

Wang Huan, a young Chinese translator, still said in Chinese: "I started learning after the Olympics, and I have been studying for about a few months. ”

"Wow...... the host's face wrinkled, "opera, how many months have you been studying, and which teacher did you learn from?"

Wang Huan said: "I listened to the tape at home and taught myself. ”

"Wow, wow......" The host couldn't stand it, an athlete, listening to cassette tapes at home and teaching himself for a few months, was going to perform an opera?

The host asked, "I heard that you are going to challenge the world's No. 1 tenor, the king of Broadway, Pavaroni?"

Wang Huan said: "Yes. ”

The host's expression was already a little painful, and said: "You have been studying opera at home for a few months, and you are going to challenge the world's number one tenor? Are the Chinese so blind? This reminds me of your former ***, mu yield 10,000 jin, that is really a disaster era." ”

Then, the host said: "Mr. Wang Huan, I heard that you are still an original track?"

Wang Huan said: "At least before that, there is no such track in this world?"

The host said: "You don't know English, and you still have original opera repertoire?"

Wang Huan said: "Why not?"

Now the show hasn't started yet, and everyone is already creepy.

Now everyone knows that there really will be a disastrous performance ahead.

But everyone wants to know, how far will the disaster be?

How unbearable will it be, and to what extent will it be unbearable?

And most of the TV in Chinatown is broadcast on NBC TV, which I can't bear to watch.

But there are still some people who can't help but open it and look at it.

"Turn off the TV, turn off the TV, and watch the Chinese lose face, is it so interesting?"

On the stage, the host said, "Audience friends, are you ready?" Three judges, are you ready?"

The judges of the Big Three of America's Got Talent also showed exaggerated expressions.

The first judge covered his ears, then took a deep breath and twisted his neck.

In short, it is to warm up first.

seems to be able to withstand Wang Huan's next performance.

"Take a deep breath, take a deep breath, take a deep breath......" The first judge took a few deep breaths.

Then, he said, "I'm ready, Mr. Wang Huan, please start your performance." ”

Wang Huan took out a dubbing disc from his pocket and said, "This is dubbing." ”

The host was stunned and said, "And dubbing? And you're only taking it out now?"

This is more in line with the expectations of a disaster show.

Countless American spectators huddled up on the couch, holding their heads, gritting their teeth, ready for the unbearable performance.

The accompaniment sound sounded.

Wang Huan closed his eyes slightly.

Suddenly, countless viewers were slightly stunned.

This accompaniment is excellent!

After a short accompaniment.

Wang Huan's singing began.

What a brilliant sunshine

How clear the sky was after the storm passed

The fresh air is refreshing

What a brilliant sunshine

Ah, your eyes are shining

It was as if the sun was shining brightly

Eyes sparkled.

That's right, he sang the most classic song "My Sun" from another world.

And the singing is still in Chinese.

After singing the Chinese version.

He sang the Naples version again.

The degree of classicism of this piece is completely needless to say.

In another world, it is extremely rare for a folk song to be so widely circulated.

Definitely a world-class classic.

Wang Huan is in the Tower of the Last Days, using genetic technology to transform his voice.

And let the civilization star completely engrave the opera singing skills and rhythm in his mind.

Next, there are the technologies of the future that transform the acoustic force field.

So......

His voice is unparalleled.

The penetrating power of his voice is unparalleled.

The power of his voice is incomparable.

plus such a world-class classic-level track.

So......

This stage effect.

The effect of this performance.

Absolutely dominant.

The audience, as well as the audience in front of the TV, were already mentally prepared for a disastrous performance that was unbearable and unbearable.

Get ready for a trashy song.

After all, this is an athlete's work that has been studying at home for a few months.

The original expectations have been reduced to a minimum.

If the perfect score is 100 points, their expectation is minus 20 points.

And now......

Wang Huan's singing, coupled with the world's classic repertoire, soared directly to plus 120 points.

So......

Wang Huan just sang a few words.

In an instant, the audience fell silent.

Everyone was completely stunned.

The three judges were shocked.

The host was stunned.

The audience was completely shocked.

Countless viewers in front of the TV were also completely shocked.

I couldn't react at all at once.

It was as if I couldn't believe my eyes at all, I couldn't believe my ears.

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