Bai Wei's sudden action startled us, and Chen Guosheng hurriedly asked, "Little master, what's wrong, what's wrong?" ”

Seeing Bai Wei staring at Xiao Chen for a while, she couldn't help but pick her thumb up, and smiled with surprise in her eyes: "I can't see it, Xiao Chen, your literary cultivation is really good!" ”

Chen Guosheng's face turned red when he heard this, and he hurriedly waved his hand and smiled: "Accept and accept, I am also a graduate of Peking University, I was relatively idle before joining the 749 Bureau, and I also like to dance and ink when I have nothing to do......"

Chen Guosheng had just finished speaking, and suddenly he heard a 'snap', and the fourth child was already slapping the table with a gloomy face, which startled Chen Guosheng again.

I saw the fourth child shaking his head and snorting twice: "People will praise you casually, see what you can!" Look under your feet, your tail is about to fall out of the groove of your ass! Quick, quick! ”

When Chen Guosheng heard this, he was not happy, and he frowned and asked, "Hey, fourth brother, what do you mean by this?" If you think it's wrong, you say, you're being attacked by others! ”

"What's wrong? Hmph, then I'll make it clear, you can't do this poem! The fourth shook his head again, pursed his mouth, shook his head and said, "Do you know what is wrong with your poem?" In the first sentence! Yu, Chu, Lu, Ru, I don't think you should pronounce 'Thirteen Fish' in the first sentence, and if you change it to 'Thirteen Pigs', won't it all rhyme? ”

"Forehead ......"

Chen Guosheng's face darkened when he heard the fourth child's words, and he wanted to argue with him, but he didn't know what to say, so he simply waved his hand and said helplessly: "You have to get it, mine can't do it, you come!" I see what your poems look like! ”

"Hmph, don't you know what the finale is?" The fourth child sat down on the stool again, pointed at me and said, "Little Liuzi, you go first." ”

"Okay, I'll come, I'll come." I'm not polite, just now Chen Guosheng's poetry recitation, I have already figured out a poem that I read when I was in junior high school, don't say, I really haven't forgotten it after so many years.

Seeing that everyone's eyes were gathered, I shook my head unceremoniously and said: "Dongdu Miaoji, a beautiful woman in the south, with a good heart, a jade appearance and a ...... lips."

As soon as I finished reading, I saw Xiao Su sitting next to me and nodded and said, "Not bad, Xiao Liuzi, I'm not surprised that my boss can recite a few poems, such a good sentence can pop out of your mouth, I really can't believe it, you can!" ”

"Hehe, admit and concede, in fact, I am also a very introverted person, but I don't usually like to perform......"

When I said this, I glanced at Bai Wei several times, just waiting for her to praise me a few words, but I didn't know that this old lady was holding two fritters in one hand and drinking a bowl of tofu brain in the other hand, and she didn't even look at me.

Unexpectedly, the fourth child stood up again, and after clearing his throat, he let out a long sigh.

I hurriedly asked, "Fourth brother, what are you sighing for?" What's wrong with it? ”

"Hey, little Liuzi, little Liuzi, what are you asking me to say about you? You know that this poem is a big problem? ”

Lao Siji looked at me in disappointment, stretched out two fingers, and said, "There are two main problems with your poem, first, you don't rhyme?" Can you call poetry without rhyme? Chickens, people, hostages, lips, what kind of thing, chickens and people, who can understand this? And the second point, are you stupid for everyone? Poetry is a thing, either five words or seven words, you have four words in a sentence, and the rest of the words make you eat? Is this a poem? Hey, if you don't say you're uneducated......"

"Hehe, brother, this is called ......"

"What are the words, you just can't say you can't do it, you both are poor in Taoism......"

The fourth child waved his hand, his face full of disdain.

For a while, Chen Guosheng and I both had dark faces, and Bai Wei, Xiao Su and Xiao Fei on the side also held back their laughter and didn't dare to say more, I couldn't help but say to the fourth child: "Okay, fourth brother, we can't do both, then you can listen to ...... of us."

As soon as he heard this, the fourth child became triumphant, smiled confidently, and said: "Listen to it, let you see what the real seven-word quatrain is!" ”

The fourth child cleared his throat, put his hands behind his back, shook his head and muttered: "The beauty of Hangzhou is so good-looking, her little face is round like an egg, she twists her waist when she walks, it's better for the two of us to do it!" ”

didn't wait for the fourth child to finish reading the poem, Bai Wei Xiaosu glanced at each other, and sat on the empty table next to him with the bowl, as if he was afraid that someone would know that he knew the fourth child, Xiaofei also laughed so much that a mouthful of soy milk squirted out directly from his nostrils, and Chen Guosheng and I couldn't cry or laugh, and I was numb when I heard him read the poem......

After slowing down for a long time, I finally eased up a little, shook my head helplessly, and said to the fourth child who was still proud: "Brother, you read it wrong, this is not Hangzhou, it's Yangzhou......"

"Ouch, mistake, mistake! I made a mistake in a hurry! ”

The fourth child was stunned, hurriedly scratched his head and laughed: "I'll do it all over again!" Yangzhou beauties are so good-looking......"

"Don't! Don't read it! I can't afford to lose this man! I can't afford to lose this man! ”

As soon as I saw the fourth child coming again, I was so frightened that Chen Guosheng and I hurriedly stopped him, begging him to shut up quickly, where does the fourth child care about us, we stopped it even more vigorously, and shouted at the top of our throats......

Who knew that we were shouting here, and suddenly we heard a shouting from across the road—

"If you don't have any money, get out, you are a good hall here for us!"

It was a woman's voice, the voice was sharp and imposing, and as soon as it came, it immediately attracted the attention of the fourth child and Bai Wei.

We turned our heads and looked in the direction from which the sound came, and saw that at the door of a small hotel diagonally across the road, a fat woman in her thirties was holding the collar of another middle-aged man, carrying the man out of the hotel, and pushing it with both hands to the door, the man was thrown to the side of the road with a 'poof', rolled on the ground twice, sat up and covered her buttocks, and screamed in pain......

The middle-aged man looked like he was thirty-five or sixteen, skinny, with a pair of gold-wire glasses with cracked right lenses on his face, and his body was even dirtier and torn......

The big man was thrown out of the hotel by the fat woman, and anyone would have wanted to fight in the street, but the man still had a wretched face, sitting on the ground and wiping his tears in frustration, and he didn't even dare to say a word.

Looking at the fat woman again, she turned around and took out a large suitcase from the hotel, walked to the door and shook her hands, and the suitcase fell in front of the man with a 'snap', and fell wide open, and the clothes, shoes and socks and various daily necessities such as alabaster and toothpaste and toothbrush were scattered all over the ground......

If I had been the same man, in the face of such a shame, I would have rushed up to slap the fat old lady's face, but looking at the man again, he still lowered his head and was silent, choking up while reaching out and starting to pick up things in the suitcase.

At this time, I heard the fat woman pointing at the man viciously and scolding: "Where do you say you still look like a gentleman?" I know all day long that if you eat and wait for death here, how much money will you lose me? Yo, you really don't dare to coax you, am I your mother or your grandmother? Fuck off, get out of here, you shit! After eight lifetimes, you are such a wreck, and you are hopeless! ”

The fat woman scolded more and more intensely, but the middle-aged man didn't reply a word, just choked and wiped his tears, letting the fat woman scold more and more ugly.

Seeing this, I can't stand it anymore, not to mention the fourth child with the most practical personality, where can I still sit still, I was so angry that I slapped the table and got up, and when I turned around, I wanted to rush over and fight unevenly.

Seeing that the fourth child was about to be impulsive again, Bai Wei hurriedly shouted behind her: "Don't be nosy, it's important to hurry......"

Hearing this, the fourth child stopped, although he was unwilling, but he also understood Bai Wei's hardships, after all, we still have something to do, where can we still have the kung fu to care about this kind of idle business.

How do you know that at this moment, I suddenly heard the fat woman pointing at the middle-aged man and scolding: "You're not just a fucking waste, you're still a psychopath!" If you are sick, go and treat it, what the fuck are you doing here? What else did the daughter-in-law say that she let the money string go, have you ever seen such a big money string? ”

Hearing this, my heart shook suddenly, and when I looked at Bai Wei again, I had already stood up with a 'pout', and walked straight towards the small hotel without saying a word......