Chapter 3 Paparazzi for Babies

The shopkeeper praised the county master Yin Jian, and Yin Jian's heart blossomed, but he pretended to be okay on his face, the second child didn't know Yin Jian, and he didn't know that the guest officer he was serving was the county master. Generally speaking, the county lord takes a sedan chair when he goes out, and he has to sound the gong to open the way, this lord travels quietly, it is definitely not the county lord, Xiao Er believes that the guest officer is a passing guest officer, and the county lord has nothing to do with it.

The shopkeeper's eloquence is very good, this makes Yin Jian feel that there are outstanding people here, and there are many talents, even the guys in the store, who have never read books, are also smart and clever, and they are really good at things, he said: "The dream you have may not be fake, if it is fake, why are so many people having the same dream almost at the same time?" This place of yours is either covered by God or covered by God, and you are going to be a big man. Fortunately, I got here, so as not to be confused, it is estimated that no one can interpret dreams in a huge place, and it is worth the trip today, otherwise I would have to grope in the dark for a long time. ”

"Thank you, guest officer, for interpreting the dream. What about me, obviously asleep, but awake, obviously awake, the result is like in a dream, this is distressing for a long time without an answer, today I happened to meet the guest officer, gave a good explanation, it's not early, the guest officer rests! No more interruptions. The shopkeeper said, seeing that Yin Jian was full of food and drink, his feet were soaked, and he was comfortable, so he took away the cups, plates and dishes, packed up the cage drawer, carried the barrel and cage drawer, and left the guest room.

The next morning, Yin Jian woke up, the sun was already high, and the birds were chirping, the sound was crisp and graceful. He thought to himself, "That's great!" It's a great place to retire.

However, it was time to hurry, so he called Xiao Er from the store, had a little breakfast, and asked Xiao Er to settle the bill, Xiao Er took the money to Yin Jian, he didn't want it, and said, "I'm rewarding you, as a tip." Disturbing you late at night and affecting your rest can be regarded as giving you a little compensation. ”

"Thank you, guest!" Xiao Er said, you're welcome, took the money, was seen by the boss, asked Xiao Er to hand it over, and said, "Next time it's like this, I'll ask you to make another high." ”

It turns out that the rules of the store are that any money received from the guest officer must be handed over in full, and the money collected for any reason, or the money that the guest officer takes the initiative to reward, belongs to the store, and then at the end of the month, the store will reward according to the performance of the second child of the store. The rules have been set, and sooner or later they must be enforced.

Xiao Er obediently complied and said, "Never like this next time!" There's no way, I'm scared of poverty, and I'm reluctant to lose money when I see it. ”

"This is my territory, so I have to follow the rules and not mess around. If they're all like you, and the guys are all two-minded, can this store still be opened? The boss said.

"Okay, boss, don't do it again next time. The blind man opened his eyes when he saw the money. I'm not blind, my eyes are bigger. The shopkeeper said with a smile.

The boss smiled and said, "Look at you, do you still have eyes?" Two threads on one dough, where are the eyes? ”

The shopkeeper stuck out his tongue and ran away, this shopkeeper is diligent, that is, the eyes are small, the head is big, the face is big, the eyes are not easy to find, the smile is slit, it is two lines, and the eyebrows are two points, like edamame that has been burned by fire.

The shopkeeper didn't mention it since he went to be busy, and then Yin Jian visited all the way, and he knew that the prostitutes were green and fat, and the prostitutes were not good at red and thin, and after this conclusion was reached, he returned to the county government and began to try the paparazzi baby case.

When the case spread, people talked about it, and when they passed the hall, there were many people on the third floor and the outer three floors. The shopkeeper took a leave of absence and also came to see the hall. People came to see the trial, there was no one who lived in the hotel, the past guest officers went to the county seat, the business was deserted, the boss also wanted to lock the door to see, and was worried that there were individual customers coming to eat wine and tea, so he couldn't help but not come, let the shopkeeper come to see the excitement, and tell him to listen to it after he went back.

Besides, Bu Huishu also heard about this case, and knew that he had to go through the court to try the case, but he had no choice but to have students to teach, and he couldn't leave, and he also knew that the news would definitely spread, so he naturally knew the reason for coming and going.

Lobby.

"Bring the bitter Lord." Yin Jian said.

The two women were brought to the front of the hall and knelt down.

"Master, the little woman gave birth to a baby, and Wen Po said it was a paparazzi. Please make a clear judgment and return the little woman's innocence. Green Manure said, crying loudly.

"Heads up, you're green manure?" Yin Jian asked.

"It's the little girl, why am I so miserable! became a dusty woman, fell into fireworks and willow lane, her parents died when she was a child, and she grew up with her uncle, but she didn't expect her uncle to be unkind, so she was lazy to eat, and she sold it to Qinglou at the age of twelve, and drank it for wine. Originally met a deep and righteous guest officer, promised to redeem himself, and he was pregnant, who knew that he was also a liar, until now there is no news, but also ask someone to find, but the money spent some, I didn't expect the sea of people to find nowhere to find, on the day of childbirth, found that the baby was replaced by a paparazzi, Wen Po did not admit it, insisted that it was born to a little woman, the defendant was red and thin and jealous of the little woman, and had already hit the idea of the little woman, bought the Wen Po, and replaced the baby, and later, the little woman had nowhere to redress her grievances, only to stop the sedan chair and beat the drum to complain, I also asked Lord Qingtian to call the shots for the little girl. Now, because the paparazzi changed the baby, saying that the little woman was a demon girl, and the defendant was red and thin and spewing blood, confusing the public, Yichun Yuan's mother was furious, and in order not to affect the business of Yichun Yuan, she expelled the little woman from the Qinglou. Now the little girl is homeless and temporarily lives in the house of a kind sister. Green Manure said, crying again.

Yin Jian knew that she had been wronged, and in order to convince the public, he asked Green Manure: "Hugh wants to cry!" I ask you, do you have any evidence that your baby has been replaced? ”

"The little woman knows the name and surname of the mother-in-law, and she will know when she catches it and asks." Green Manure said.

"Okay, come on, go catch Wen Po." Yin Jian said, took out a order stick, the green one, threw it under the hall, and quickly took the order to arrest Wen Po.

After a while, Wen Po was caught, and Yin Jian asked, "Who is kneeling?" ”

"My lord, I am in Xia Wenpo Wang's family."

"Are you guilty?"

"The villain doesn't know."

"Above the lobby, there is no room for you to cheat the official. The officer asked again, can you be guilty? ”

"The villain really doesn't know, Xiaomin just gave birth to a child, and he was arrested here, go early, I'm afraid I will die." Wang's Road.

"Be bold and make a fool of the people, you don't scare the official, there are so many stable women in the world! Without you, people will still be born. Yin Jian said.

"The villain really doesn't know what he was caught by the public for."

"Do you know the two women in the hall?" Yin Jian asked.

Wang Shi looked at the two women sideways, nodded, and said, "This is the green, fat, red and thin girl of Yichun Courtyard. ”

"Thank you for knowing! So, do you know who gave birth to them? Yin Jian asked.

"Green fat gave birth to paparazzi, and red thin gave birth to babies." Wang Po said.

"Really?"

"Seriously!"

"Where are the paparazzi? Where are the babies? Yin Jian said angrily.

"Didn't the county government accept it and entrust someone to take care of it?" Wang replied.

"Is that the case?" Yin Jian asked the master next to him.

The master must be white, and he may retire and be rehired, such an old man is on an errand, and he does give full play to his residual heat.

"Sir! Indeed! The master replied.

"Well, then, bring the paparazzi and the baby along." Yin Jian commanded.

"Back to the master, it's already here!" Catch it quickly.

"Where?"

"Wait in the hall." Catch it quickly.

"Okay, wait for now. Wait for the arrangement. Yin Jian said, "Wang, you are truthful, what is going on with the paparazzi and the baby?" Otherwise, a great punishment awaits you! ”

"Xiaomin has made it clear that the paparazzi are born of green manure, and the baby is born of red and thin."

"Wang, this official came to ask you, if it was born to Red Thin, then where is Red Thin's husband? If Green Fat gave birth to a paparazzi, then, is Green Manure's husband a dog? Yin Jian asked.

"This, this, this! The people don't know. ”

"This official asks you, since Green Fat gave birth to paparazzi and Red Thin gave birth to a baby, how did you deliver the two of them at the same time? Truthfully recruited. Yin Jian said.

"This, this, this! Xiaomin really doesn't know. Wang said, a little flustered, sweating profusely on his forehead and sweating profusely on his body.

"If you invite you truthfully, the official will spare you from death, and if you tell a lie, you will be severely punished." Yin Jian said, "Smack-" slapped the startled wood, making the Wang family tremble.

"Xiaomin is honest, Xiaomin has delivered countless babies, all of them are human beings, but they have never found a life dog, this is the first time I have seen it, I don't know if it is a demon girl."

"Boldly Diao Min, whether it is a demon girl or not, the official will judge for himself, and Hugh will play sloppy for the official. The official asks you again, what is the green manure? What is red and thin? Yin Jian asked.

"Xiaomin said that green fat gave birth to paparazzi, and red thin gave birth to babies!"

"Well, you don't cry when you don't see the coffin. You have to deceive your official to the end, you have to resist to the end, and you will have no chance to regret it in the future. Come on, bring the paparazzi and the baby. Yin Jian commanded.

After a while, a little paparazzi was picked up, the paparazzi was on the ground, swallowing slowly, staggering, standing unsteadily, the baby's eyes were closed, asleep, the small mouth moved, as if eating, the little face of the puff puff, wearing a tiger hat and tiger shoes looked very cute.

"Green manure, this official asks you, you have to answer truthfully, is this paparazzi born to you?"

"Master, I wasn't born to a little girl."

"Red and thin, were you born to the paparazzi?"

"It's not. Master! ”

Both squinted at the baby.

"Okay, the official asked again, the paparazzi were not born to the two of you, then, the official will deal with the paparazzi. What do you think? Green manure, you talk first. Yin Jian asked.

"Let the master do it." Green manure answers.

"What about you? Red and thin! ”

"No comment, sir!" Red replied.

"Okay, throw the paparazzi to death. Come! Yin Jian commanded, throwing out a red order stick.

The official received the order, picked up the red order sign, picked up the paparazzi, and went outside the court, everyone dodged a passage, the official threw the paparazzi into the sky, the paparazzi kept barking, the paparazzi wanted to struggle, out of the hands of the officials, but unfortunately it was unsuccessful, the paparazzi fell straight down from the sky, with the dull sound of "pop-", the paparazzi fell on the bluestone slab, the corners of the mouth were bleeding, the eyes were protruding, and the poor paparazzi had not seen the real dog mother, so he died and went to another world.

The green fat body moved, he didn't dare to look, he was still kneeling, the red thin was a little nervous, he secretly glanced outside, he wanted to see what the paparazzi had fallen and didn't dare to go, Yin Jian observed the performance of the two, and he also knew it in his heart.

After the temptation just now, Yin Jian changed his strategy this time, and first asked Hong Thin: "Red Thin, the paparazzi are dead, and the next one is the baby, you said that the baby was born by you, right?" ”

"It's true, sir, it's really born to a little girl. The happiness of the little girl in the second half of her life depends on this baby. I also hope that the old man will administer justice for the little girl, and the little girl will be sentenced to the little girl, and the little girl is willing to be a cow and a horse for the old man to serve the master! Red Thin said.

"A clever mouth! I don't need you to serve yet. Then, the official came to ask you, if you want to be fair, you must be fair. The paparazzi is dead, it seems that it doesn't matter whether you were born or not, the paparazzi has been solved, now solve the problem of the baby, you said that the baby was born to you, is there any evidence? Yin Jian asked.

"Wen Po Wang testified." Red Thin said.

"This official already knows. The judge asks you, if you want to get a fair judgment for this baby, the judge has decided to divide the baby into two, and you two are one and a half, and you don't know what to do? Red and thin? Yin Jian asked.

When the red thin heard this, he thought, one person and half, won't the baby die? What's the use of asking for a dead man? Then again, even if it's dead, I can't get it, and I can't let the dead hooves of green manure get it, if you can't get it, you can't get it, hum!

"Old man Gongming, it's really a big master, the little girl thinks this method is very good! It's great that you can solve the case in this way! Or the old man is smart and wise! Red Thin said.

"Okay, this official knows what you mean, you really asked for half of the baby to be given to you, right?" Yin Jian asked.

"Yes, really!" Red Thin said.

"Okay, please write this down, and I'll let you draw it later, and don't regret it!" Yin Jian said.

"No backtracking!" Red Thin said.

"Green manure, this official asks you, are you willing to share half of the baby? In doing so, can it prove that this official is Qingtian? Yin Jian asked.

When Green Manure heard this, he was shocked, and looked at the sleeping baby, tears falling down and wetting the green bricks on the ground.

"Green manure, answer the official's question, the official will record them one by one, wait a while!" Yin Jian urged.

Green Fat thought to himself, half of the child, the child will definitely die, it is better to let the red thin get the child, the child is complete and can live, this baby is not a dog, the county master does what he says, the paparazzi is an example, divide the child in half to the red thin, this will definitely not work.

She was hesitating, and Yin Jian shouted: "Green manure, if you don't speak, do you admit this practice?" Okay, come on, come with a saw, ready to divide. ”

"Master, master, no!" A scream pierced the lobby space and circled the beam for three days.

"What's not to do? Come, prepare to sawn the baby, so that it is fair, one and a half, each does not disturb each other, sign and draw back to the court. Yin Jian said.

"It can't be like this! Master! If so, it proves that the master is a confused official, not the master of the blue sky! Green Manure said.

"Bold! Do you want to be boarded? Left and right, pull it down, hit forty boards, dare to say that the official is confused! Yin Jian said.

"Master, beating the little girl proves that the old man is confused, the little girl is not afraid of beating, and she suffers less? I'm not afraid to play the board, I'm afraid that the lord will damage his reputation. Green Manure said.

"Okay, come back, this official will make a note of your beating for the time being, and you can talk about it! Yin Jian said.