Chapter 147: Tang Lu cries gold
Wang Shijin's cry of weakness was like he hadn't eaten for a few days, he was so hungry that he was so hungry that he was weak, and he seemed to eat beef instead of feeling distressed after killing a cow.
It's obvious that it's not his cow!
The state official asked: "Wang Shijin, don't perform!" This cow obviously doesn't belong to yours, and you're still fooling your own officials! It is a farce that you pretend to lead Wang Shiyin's cattle like this, in fact, you know from the beginning that it is not your cow, you want to say yes, the official depends on you, assuming what you say is true, Tang Lu's children came up with a very good method, the cow will go to the herd, and drive the cattle of each family over, obviously, the cow did not go to your herd, but to Wang Shiyin's herd, what do you mean? Cows don't lie, but you lie all the time. This official believes in you again, and it is to let you continue to perform. Let's see what the hell is going on. The official asked people to beat the cow, only the real owner of the cow will be distressed, it seems that your heart is not painful, not at all, the official will decide that you are not the owner of the cow, what else do you have to say? Say it! ”
"Lord Qiqi, the cow is indeed not small, the small one wants to take the lead, the small one is guilty, the little one is guilty, and he is willing to accept the punishment." Wang Shijin said.
"Forget it, I won't punish you, you go back! In the future, your brothers will live in harmony, don't be jealous of each other, what is yours is yours, what is not yours is not yours, you are not interested in arguing, how many serious things can you do if you have time to fight a lawsuit. Isn't it clear to you? Fighting a lawsuit costs the people and money, and then explains that you know that you can't do it partially, this is reluctant, you are destined to fail to achieve your goal, but it will affect your reputation, don't you say? Originally, you were a squire, but it turned out that you were not as good as the average ordinary person. Are you saying it's worth it? The governor said.
"Well said!" The crowd cheered.
"Thank you, sir!"
"Thank you, sir!"
"Your Excellency is wise!"
The cheers in the crowd came and went, and the sound of boiling was endless, and the governor was very proud, but Tang Lu didn't think so.
Later, Tang Lu grew up and went to Xiangyang County.
and then to Deng Cheng and Jin Shan.
Occasionally on the move, he loves freedom. Running around and playing.
Of course, this time I went to Sikkim and served as a thorn.
There are various tribes and chiefs in Sikkim, who are disturbed one after another, and they are divided for a long time, and they are called back and forth, and they are not fixed in one place to farm, but they are looking for grass everywhere, and when the grass grows well, they will move and then move away, and then move away to another place, and the wealth of the family will be measured by the number of cattle, sheep and horses, and also by the amount of gold.
Because it is not always peaceful, the imperial court sent someone to take charge, and there is no suitable one, taking into account that he likes freedom, in the great northwest, high heaven and earth, the world is vast, and he can fly freely. In addition, Tang Lu was talented, so he let him lead the people of Sikkim, reconcile all ethnic groups and tribes, and promote unity.
Tang Lu, as a assassin, also understands that he has a mission, but the master is the best, he comes and goes freely, but now he loses his freedom. Although the history of the assassin is said to be big in Sikkim, it is equivalent to the king of the west, and the power is great, which is equivalent to the prince, and the prince has prestige, so it is necessary for all parties to reconcile, turn hostility into jade silk, and settle grievances should not be settled, which plays a very big role.
In addition to the number of cattle, horses, sheep and other livestock as rich and poor, the tribes of Sikkim want to compare their own gold to see who has more and who has less, and does not count precious stones, agate and jade.
In this way, because of jealousy, fighting with each other, fights and brawls, and cases of hurting people keep appearing, but no one is killed, and it is not fun to do something at the two ends for three days, and it is like this in all tribes, the more gold you get, the more noble, the more dignified, and the more face. Those who flaunt wealth will eventually lose their footing or even lose their lives because of wealth, and those who flaunt their swords will eventually die under the sword.
In order to avoid robbing each other, Tang Lu issued a notice, saying: "Recently, there have been frequent cases of robbery, and after investigation, it is not the bandits, but the conflicts between various tribes. This cloth. ”
Not long after the announcement was posted, it still had no effect, and the robbery incident still occurred, which was not a big deal, but it happened frequently, and it was really a headache. The announcement came out, and people still went their own way and ignored it, which made Tang Lu very faceless. Speaking of it, it is also an official of the imperial court, a stabbing history, a local parent official, and the people are rebellious and disobedient, so it is right to think of some means to deal with it.
On the surface, they are still robbing gold, and they are also afraid that something will happen, and if the government seriously investigates and handles it, it is difficult to say that they will be arrested and put in prison, so the loss will be too great. Once caught, it's very shameless.
Face is dignity, and without dignity, it is better to die!
The key here is to maintain a good relationship with Tang Lu. If you don't have a good relationship, you're prone to problems. Relationships are everything. Gold is essential to maintain a good relationship. This thing is very useful, money can make ghosts grind, if you want to achieve the goal, that is, let Tang Lu's big umbrella protect yourself, you have to send gold to the big umbrella, in exchange for people's hearts, with people's hearts, there is protection, gold can buy people's hearts, people's hearts think, they will provide convenience, or service, or care, are essential.
The tribes began to secretly give gifts, to Tang Lu, Tang Lu did not dare not accept it, if they did not accept it, according to their habits, they would look down on it, they would be very faceless, without dignity, they could do anything, it was very unfavorable to this Sikkim State, if Sikkim was unstable, then, his assassin history would have to be transferred, or not transferred, and punished on the spot. No one can say for sure.
If they go back, they will be angry and angry, and if they don't go back, these chiefs will do even more evil, and make Sikkim even more chaotic.
Thinking about it, Tang Lu suddenly thought that there are several children in the family, who often cry, will especially attract the attention of their parents, and will take special care, so as not to affect other children by crying, once the crying child does not cry, the others will be obedient and quiet, once the crying child starts crying, other children will also learn, howl together, howl, and cry out without tears.
If you want to solve the problem, you have to cry, hard can't work, just come soft, children don't cry, parents don't care, if the child is stubborn, will be beaten, if you want to achieve the goal, you really have to learn to cry children, crying is a means, will achieve the goal, and will not be beaten.
When he had made up his mind, he ordered his servants to prepare a red invitation to invite the chiefs of the tribes to come to the house for a feast.
Tang Lu knew that they were all competing to give gold, and each one was giving more than the other, and if this continued, he would be finished sooner or later.
If you don't take action, wait for the passive investigation to be on the head, then it will be troublesome.
The next morning, the Tang Mansion was lit up and down, and the servants were busy, going in and out, so it was not lively.
The chiefs of the tribes rejoiced, and what a glorious thing! Lord Thorn Shi actually invited a banquet in person, which is really high!
Everyone is thinking, isn't gold playing a role? Look at these people who were invited to the banquet, none of them did not have gold, they were all local chiefs, and they were all heroes, all of them were worth a lot of money, and there was a lot of gold.
They all have the same idea, or money plays a role, not gold to make the devil grind, how can Lord Thorn Shi come to the banquet of the chiefs?
Didn't you get the benefits? If you get it, you will react.
This is obvious to take other people's soft hands and eat other people's soft mouths. Now it is fair and reasonable to let Lord Thorn Shi break his fortune.
Everyone is happy to drink, all of them are good drinkers, everyone is drunk, the wine has been three rounds of dishes and five flavors, all of them are delicious, happy, when it was time to be elated, Tang Lu waved his hand, everyone didn't pay attention, and when Tang Lu waved his hand, everyone saw it, and suddenly there was silence, what is Lord Shi going to do? Everyone seemed to be frozen, all of them were stunned, and the scene suddenly froze, without any sound or anyone talking.
The servants brought out all the gold and laid it out on a mahogany table, and under each pile of gold was a note with the name and weight of the gold written on it.
When everyone looked at it, they were dumbfounded, this, this, what kind of operation is this?
How embarrassing it is!
The bribe-taker is certainly hateful, but if there is no previous act of bribery, how can the bribe-taker accept bribes?
In other words, it is the bribe giver who makes the mistake first, and then the bribe-taker.
Everyone was puzzled, very puzzled, and there were all kinds of speculations, only to see what Tang Lu would do next.
I saw Tang Lu looking at the yellow gold on the table for a long time, and suddenly howled and cried, causing a commotion in the crowd, and the chiefs looked at each other, like falling into the clouds and fog, fluttering and misty, not seeing the ground, dizzy, I don't know where I am and where I am.
From your point of view, this is worth it, Lord Thorn Shi has fallen into such a miserable situation!
There was a bold and reckless person who asked recklessly: "Lord Tang, this, this, gold, is it disgusting that we give less?" ”
He thinks that everyone is greedy, being an official for thousands of miles, in order to eat and wear, no one dislikes less money, because money has no teeth and will not bite.
When Tang Lu heard this, he shook his head vigorously, like a rattle played by a child, crying louder, almost howling, crying while saying: "You, you, for, in order to fight for it, these yellow goods, jealous of each other, calling back and forth every day, day and night, thinking about it, year after year, every day, month and month, non-stop, and there is no peace in all seasons." As long as it is, your heart is there, and now, you have given me this harmful spirit, and deliberately let this yellow goods come to harm me, so that I will gain weight day by day, do you want to kill me and then come and rob these yellow goods? Isn't that harmful? If you want me to die, kill me as soon as possible, divide the yellow goods, everyone will be at ease, at least, I can go back to my hometown alive. If you don't get it right, if you throw your life here, the whole state of Sikkim will be in chaos again, and the people will not be able to live and work in peace and contentment. You have fallen me into unrighteousness. If the emperor knew that I was like this, he would definitely kill me, even if he left here, he wouldn't be able to return home, and when he got home, his head would move! You're borrowing a knife to kill someone! You're trying to kill me, and then you'll be fine! In fact, your hands are stained with my blood! Oops, wow, wow! ”
When the chiefs heard this, they were all anxious, this is the time to express their position, lest the time to assassinate Lord Shi die, and they have to settle accounts with them, this is terrible! If the head is lost, the matter is small, the reputation is lost, and the face is not big. This is important!
So they got up one after another, bowed their hands and gave gifts, and their movements were very skillful, and said: "Lord Thorn Shi, we will never harm your heart, nor do we mean to harm you, we do this completely out of a good intention, no other intention, adults do not have to worry, these yellow goods are our willing dedication, not bribery, because we are here under the governance of adults, very rich, everyone is doing well, signs of happiness, God looks down on us, let us have food, money to spend, and thank you to the benevolence of your parents, under the governance of adults, Sikkim is well organized and everyone is happy and healthy. This little meaning actually has no other meaning, it is a little heart, the adults laugh and accept, the adults are kind to us, we have nothing to reciprocate, we can only take gold to express gratitude, nothing else! Don't worry about it! ”
When Tang Lu heard this, he wiped his tears, in fact, where did he have tears, but he was just pretending.
Then he deliberately choked up and continued to cry and asked: "So, since you despise pornography so much, regard them as dung, worthless, and very understated, then, why do you fight for these harmful spirits?" ”
When the chiefs heard this, they looked at each other, and they were asked, and they didn't know how to answer for a while, and they were stunned, they had just drunk wine, they were dizzy, their heads were not enough, and their intelligence had dropped a lot.
At this time, Tang Lu saw that the time was ripe, so he stopped crying and instructed the servants: "Since all the chiefs are so generous and don't compete for gold, these harmful spirits still let their respective masters take them home and clean them up, punish them as they want, deal with them as they want, in short, I don't want to see these harmful spirits for a moment." Do you understand? ”
"Understood." The servants replied in unison.
Then, according to what was written on the note, the servants returned the gold to the chiefs one by one, and the chiefs looked at it and couldn't help but accept it, this was the arrangement of Lord Assassin Shi, if he didn't accept it, I was afraid that he would offend Tang Lu, then, the future life would not be easy.
Tang Lu said: "These harmful spirits, put in my house, sooner or later will kill me, you love me so much, I am very moved, then, everyone, the chiefs, you want to do good things to the end to send the Buddha to the west, these yellow goods, these harmful essences, or entrust you to take them back to help me deal with it, deal with it, it is to share it for me, to relieve my worries, I thank you here." Prepare a little thin wine, not a tribute, everyone is honest, treat each other with sincerity, you can drink in a big bowl, eat meat, enjoy food and wine, I care about you eat and drink well, be in a good mood, and do things well. Feel free to do so, everyone! ”
When you hear this, where are you still in the mood to eat? The gold was returned to its original owner, and everyone was a little shocked when they saw Huang Cancan's gold returned to their hands, but there was nothing they could do, this was the arrangement of Lord Thorn Shi, this arrangement, it was Lord Thorn Shi who cried a lot, and cried sadly for the gold. Whether it's true or not, the piles of gold are really terrifying.