On Friday night, a platoon leader in the toilet saw smoke coming out of a toilet room and asked sternly, "Which one smokes in it?" ”

During the new training period, smoking was strictly prohibited, and the people in the toilets did not dare to make a noise for half a day.

"Pretend to be deaf and dumb, okay!" As he spoke, a long line of people walked out of the toilet and slammed the toilet door shut, stood at the door of the toilet and blew the assembly whistle, shouting: "All assemble in a row!" ”

Class one, two, and three quickly assembled in place.

"Count the number of people in each class!" A long line shouted without fighting.

"Count!" "One, two, three......"

The number of students in each class began to be counted.

"Count each class!"

"There should be ten people in one class, but there are ten people!" A squad leader reported.

"There should be ten people in the second class, but there are ten people!" The second squad leader then reported.

"There are ten people in the third class, but there are nine people!" Xiang Haotian reported, his face was a little ugly.

"What about people!" A long line of people asked in a loud voice.

"Toilet!"

"What is the toilet for?"

"Tuba!"

"When you hear about the assembly, drop everything and quickly assemble and return to the team! Half of the has to be clipped! The platoon leader yelled at the whole platoon, "How did you squad leaders lead the troops during this time, I don't have any awareness at all!" If it is on the battlefield, we are very likely to be exposed because of this one person, do we risk the destruction of the whole platoon to rescue this comrade-in-arms or suppress and evacuate the stronghold under firepower? ”

"Report, this is the soldier I bringed, I will educate it well!" Xiang Haotian reported loudly.

"Okay, squad leader Xiang, we are all convinced of you! I don't want to know who this soldier is, and I don't want to have it again! Disband! The platoon leader angrily gave the order and turned to leave.

Everyone dispersed and returned to their respective classes.

Xiang Haotian opened the toilet door and saw Ouyang Ming standing in front of him with his head down, and the toilet still smelled of smoke.

"I like to hide in the toilet and smoke, don't you? Very good! Xiang Haotian said coldly.

"Squad leader, I'm sorry, I know it's wrong!" Ouyang Ming hid behind the toilet door and heard all the lectures outside, realized his mistake, and begged for mercy.

"What's wrong, let's go, go back to class and smoke well!" Xiang Haotian walked towards the dormitory with Ouyang Ming's shoulders on his shoulder, with a strange expression.

"Squad leader, don't smoke anymore, don't smoke again!" Ouyang Ming realized something and hurriedly said.

"Ahh Is it comfortable to squat in the toilet and smoke? Xiang Haotian sat on the chair and asked in a strange tone.

"Ahem... Uncomfortable, squad leader! I saw Ouyang Ming squatting on the ground (squatting is an extremely painful punishment for recruits, often talking about squatting posture and changing color), his body began to shake a little, his calves trembled, he wore a big-brimmed hat, and a few cigarettes in his mouth at the same time, the smoke rose and accumulated under the brim of the hat rose and rolled, and the whole person was weeping, and said with a miserable face.

Seeing that Jiang Xiao and the others couldn't help but feel a little uncomfortable, they also silently prayed for Ouyang Ming in their hearts.

"Liar, uncomfortable and dry! Now you squat and smoke well! Finish this pack of cigarettes! ”

"Squad leader, I was wrong! Never smoke again! ”

……

A platoon leader passed by the door of the third class, "worthy of..."bullies'" thought in his heart, a smile crossed the corner of his mouth and walked away.

"Are you alright, Ouyang?" After the end, Jiang Xiao and the three of them threw garbage together, and Ge Xiaoliang said with concern on the way to the garbage dump.

"What do you say, try it for you!" Ouyang Ming said aggrievedly.

"Think about it from another angle, I think you probably quit smoking, it's not a bad thing!" Jiang Xiao comforted.

"You're optimistic, it's a miserable day! I will see that the smoke has a shadow in the future! Ouyang Ming muttered.

"These veterans of the army, the means of punishment are all set in a set, and they are endless! Two days ago, a buddy in the first class secretly ate spicy noodles, and the squad leader knew about it, and the squad leader asked each of them to buy a bag of spicy noodles for him, so that the buddy ate them all ten minutes before the lights went out. Hahaha! Ge Xiaoliang said to himself, laughing, and Ouyang Ming's face next to him sank as if it were cloudy.

"Isn't it funny!" Ouyang Ming said unhappily, and the pronunciation of his mouth seemed to be a little funny.

"Funny, hahaha!" Hearing Ouyang Ming's somewhat funny voice, Jiang Xiao and Ge Xiaoxian looked at each other and said in unison, laughing.

"You two traitors!" As he spoke, he raised his fist and prepared to punch the two of them.

Seeing that the situation was not good, the two ran away.

"Don't run, you two traitors!"

"Fools don't run!"

The three of them ran on a section of the Gobi Desert in the direction of the garbage dump, and all the pain and tension of training were gone, and more of it was the warm friendship rising between comrades-in-arms......

On Saturday afternoon, it was the weekly bathing session, and the group went to the large bathhouse to take a bath, which was the part that the recruits were looking forward to.

Of course, it's not just because of the bath, but there is also a secret that can't be said, and that is the service company next to the bathhouse. Due to the great intensity of the new training close to the actual combat, the time limit for eating is limited in minutes and seconds, and it is difficult to grab, and the young men with strong blood and strength are always not full, and even a big man of the Z clan who is more than two meters tall and strong as a cow can't sleep every day, and even sends a box of beef jerky to fill his stomach at home.

Snacks are forbidden in the boot camp, so recruits will always take every opportunity to secretly "stock up" for themselves.

Usually, only when I am on duty on the mountain, I have the opportunity to buy some food at the service club.

Saturday group baths are a rare opportunity, and every time they take a shower and wait for the group to bring them back, the recruits sneak up to the service club to prepare some rations for themselves.

After taking a shower, Jiang Xiao and the three of them slipped towards the service club as usual.

"No, every time I came here before, the company commander would deliberately emphasize the matter of snacks, but this time I didn't mention it, it's a little strange." Jiang Xiao suddenly said thoughtfully.

"Maybe I forgot, I've mentioned it so many times, there's no need to say it every time." Ouyang Ming said disapprerovingly.

"That's it! Let's go, everything is robbed late! Ge Xiaoliang continued.

"It's not that simple, you try not to take as much as before, I have a hunch!" Jiang Xiao said seriously.

"Got it, hurry up!" Ge Xiaoliang pushed Jiang Xiao to speed up his steps and walked towards the service club.

At this time, the service club is always so lively, it is crowded with people, and all kinds of snacks are sought-after. The recruits looked at the dazzling array of snacks with their eyes lit up, and they couldn't stop swallowing their saliva, and the refugees generally took the snacks they wanted, only hated that there were too few pockets in their clothes, and some thought of putting them in their clothes, and the long queue at the checkout became longer and longer.

Jiang Xiao took a piece of his favorite sandwich bread and a bottle of drink and walked towards the checkout counter, "You pay attention to the amount of control, I'll go to the queue first." ”

"What's the situation, you just take this!" Ouyang Ming wondered.

"Well, you're done looking for me!" Jiang Xiao said lightly.

When the team brought it back, everyone was stuffed with large bags and small bags, and some of them were stuffed into their clothes, and the whole person looked bloated and fat.

When the team came to the company, Company Davaro was waiting for them at the door with a smile on his face, but the smile seemed to make everyone feel a little uneasy.

"I thought that taking a shower would allow everyone to wash off the mud accumulated during the week of training, and people would lose a lot of weight. Unexpectedly, everyone washed their fat, and some comrades got up in their stomachs! Ha ha! Unexpected! Davaro said with a smile, "How can a soldier be blessed, where does the combat effectiveness come from!" So now I'm here to help you lose weight collectively! ”

All the recruits had a sense of foreboding. Jiang Xiao raised his head slightly, and a trace of light flashed in his eyes.

"Everyone listens to the command, and uses the right row as the benchmark, leaving a distance of one meter between the front, back, left and right when looking to the right. Look to the right, look forward, take a breath, stand upright, and sit down! The platoon commander on duty commanded loudly.

Everyone sat down at the door of the company, and for some reason, they couldn't help but start to panic a little.

"Okay, let's sit down, it's uncomfortable to stuff a bunch of things on your body, take them out!" Davaro chased after the group, looking at everyone and smiling.

All the platoon and squad leaders began to scatter around the line to check on the recruits as they took out their snacks.

"Don't keep it on your body, take it all out!" The platoon commander on duty said in a loud voice.

In the blink of an eye, almost every recruit had a mountain of snacks piled up in front of them.

"It's not that the troops don't let you eat, and it's not that you don't want to eat! Each meal is limited to a few minutes, and snacks are prohibited, and there is a natural reason! It's all about being close to real combat! Why can your squad leader let yourself eat enough under the same conditions, they also came here like this! Davaro's tone became serious, "I hope this situation won't happen again after this time!" Now that you have bought it, you can't waste every grain of food! Everyone eats what is in front of them and leaves, solves it separately, does not distribute, and ends one by one. After saying that, even Davaro turned around and left angrily.

"I knew I would listen to you!" Ouyang Ming glanced at the pile of snacks in front of him, and turned his head to Jiang Xiao and said bitterly.

"It's good that I bought water, otherwise I would have choked to death!" Ge Xiaoliang looked at the pile of bread, biscuits, and spicy strips and comforted himself.

"Hurry up and eat, don't grind, don't finish eating, just keep basking in the sun here until you finish eating!" The platoon commander on duty said in a loud voice.

Everyone started to eat with the broken jar mentality of "early death and early care", and this "feast" gradually changed from enjoyment to endurance, and finally became torture......

Jiang Xiao leisurely finished enjoying the bread and drink in his hand, and left under the envious gaze of everyone.

One after another, some people left the venue after eating, and most of them rushed to the toilet to buckle their throats as soon as possible, and returned to the class to drink water......

I can't bear to look at the scene.

The weekly call was open, and Jiang Xiao still dialed Jian Wen's mobile phone.

"Hey, Xiaowen, are you off work?"

"No, I'm working overtime today."

"Have you eaten dinner?"

"Not yet, eat later. Have you eaten? ”

"Just ate it, haha!"

"Laughing at what?"

"It's okay, it's inconvenient to talk about the phone, I'll tell you when I have a chance later." Jiang Xiao glanced at Ouyang Ming, who had just come back from the toilet and was sitting on the ground with his stomach in his stomach, and stopped talking.

"Talking to my daughter-in-law on the phone again, haha!" Ouyang Ming laughed evilly, said a little awkwardly, and sighed bitterly with a painful expression.

"I can't stop your mouth after eating so much, so let's rest quickly!" Jiang Xiao grinned like Ouyang Ming.

"What the hell!"

"It's not about you, it's about me as a comrade-in-arms, haha!"

"Oh, well, by the way, you said before that you can't eat enough in the army, I'll send you some snacks!"

"Don't use it yet, we strictly prohibit snacks, I'm fine, don't worry! The daily life system of the army is very standardized, but you should pay attention to regular diet! ”

"Got it! Think about how much more than a year to see you! I miss you! ”

"I miss you too!"

"How much do you want?"

"I think about it every day, I think about it all the time, I think about it every minute, I think about it every second, in short, I think about it all the time!"

"Gwoe~ I just vomited and wanted to vomit again!" Ge Xiaoliang, who had just come back from the toilet, happened to hear Jiang Xiao's sentence and smiled evilly.

"Fuck off!" Jiang Xiaochong Ge Xiaoliang said.

"What the hell!"

"It's not about you, another comrade-in-arms! Ha ha! ”

"Uh, well! The boss called me, so let's not talk about it. Remember to miss me, okay, huh~" After speaking, Jian Wen hurriedly hung up the phone.

I will, you take care of yourself too. Putting down the phone, Jiang Xiao said secretly in his heart, and layers of ripples appeared in his heart.

Long-distance relationship, it's really difficult, how much it is tested, can't be by each other's side, can't hug, can't take care of.

I can't see each other, and even the once a week call always hangs up in a hurry for various reasons, and it becomes difficult to even talk.

For a better reunion, choose temporary separation.

I always feel that the distance is very far, but the bond of two hearts allows the soul to be by each other's side.

Opening the first-line window, Jiang Xiao quietly felt the cold night breeze blowing, which cooled his hot mind a lot.

"For the people you love, for everything you want to protect! Keep getting stronger! Jiang Xiao's heart echoed with his beliefs, and gradually sank into the night and fell asleep......