Chapter 44: Brothers
Speaking of their brothers, there is still a story, when their troops competed in martial arts, the first battalion commander Wang Qiusheng and the third battalion commander Wang Kui looked down on the little brothers of the special service company that had not been formed for a long time.
Both of their battalions are trump cards, they all started from fighting devils, and they all fought hard battles, they all have glorious histories and glorious titles, and you are a doll company commander under twenty years old, with a group of recruits, and you want to challenge us, just kidding.
Needless to say, he was slapped in the face, and the leader, in order to unite, asked the three of them to eat and drink together and exchange experience and knowledge.
As a result, the more you talk, the more speculative it becomes, the younger brother admires the eldest brother, the eldest brother appreciates the younger brother, the big bowl of wine is drunk, and he drinks it carelessly, fortunately he maintains a vigilance, and does not burn incense and kowtow, which is a mistake, that is, the three of them bow verbally and throw the bowl for the number.
"I heard Zhao Zongqing say that you want to come over, I'm so happy, I've been waiting, if I don't come again, the appetizers I prepared are all bad, go, come home with me to drink!" Wang Kui has a bold personality and is very aggressive.
"I'm not going to visit a few soldiers, and I'm going into the mountains to hunt, so I'm not here to ask you for help." Xiao Yuan explained with a smile.
"No matter what, as long as your second brother can do it, just ask, go home now, and we'll talk while drinking." Wang Kui patted him on the shoulder and said solemnly.
Entered a large courtyard in the back, not far from a small area, built a very good small yard, the front car stopped, it should have arrived.
There are four halls, or blue brick houses, two east houses, and a stone road is paved from the gate to the hall, which is very good, after all, it is the number one.
"Shuying, we're here, our third child is here, come out quickly." Wang Kui shouted as soon as he entered the courtyard gate.
"I heard, this is Brother Xiao Yuan, your brother heard that you were coming these days, and he couldn't sleep happily, and he didn't drink well." Dong Shuying looks a lot smaller than Wang Kui.
"Hello second sister-in-law, I'm also anxious, I'll rush over as soon as I'm free." Xiao Yuan understood that this might be his wife who married again, Wang Kui's wife and son, who died in retaliation for the defeat of the skinhead army before liberation.
"This is your sister-in-law Dong Shuying, ten years younger than me, one year younger than you, people don't dislike me as an ugly bastard, they have to marry me..."
"What nonsense, don't let our brother into the house to drink tea, your son and daughter are in the hall, you also look at it, don't rebel." Dong Shuying is also very spicy, otherwise she wouldn't dare to marry this fierce man.
"Okay, let's go into the house and show you my dragon and phoenix fetus, how about it, the second brother is amazing, right?" Wang Kui hugged Xiao Yuan, couldn't help but be proud, and smiled frighteningly.
"Second brother, you'd better laugh less, I'm afraid you'll scare my nephews and nieces." Xiao Yuan saw that he was proud, and couldn't help but attack with a poisonous tongue.
"Fuck off, dare to laugh at your brother. I know you are jealous, it's not easy to be an old bachelor, Lao Zhao said, you even want to rob his daughter, and adopt a boy, what's the matter, it's hurt below? Wang Kui glared and immediately counterattacked, and it was even more deadly.
"You're just hurting down there! I'm very good, don't listen to Lao Zhao's nonsense, that child is now my cousin, and he took it back for my uncle. Also, I got married when I went back, my daughter-in-law is beautiful, she is still a doctor, Lao Zhao knows what a fart! Xiao Yuan was furious.
"Braggadocio you, do you have a partner Lao Zhao can not know, he is homeless and you are poor, poor Baba, he always goes to live in a guest house with him in the middle of the night, you have a fart object, who believes it?" Wang Kui is very suspicious, after all, many men are blowing to the death for the sake of face!
"Why should I tell him, he is black and ugly, and he opens his mouth with a smell of green onions and sauce, which scares my daughter-in-law? Even if you look at it, it will affect your appetite, what should you do if you are hungry and thin? Xiao Yuan hated Zhao Zongqing to death, and he didn't have a door.
"You bastard's mouth is still so stinky and poisonous, Lao Zhao is a normal person compared to me, isn't your daughter-in-law scared to cry when she sees me?" Wang Kui said angrily.
"I've thought about it a long time ago, when my daughter-in-law is pregnant, you and Lao Zhao are resolutely not allowed to see my daughter-in-law, what if it affects my child's appearance? Besides, it's not good for my daughter-in-law to vomit..."Xiao Yuan was spraying with pleasure, and a forty-three-gauge military boot kicked over.
"If you bastard, if you weren't a guest, I'd crash you!" Wang Kui was angry with this kid, and he looked forward to it for several days, wasting his feelings in vain.
"Oh, what's the name of such a beautiful little girl? What's your kid's name, I'm your third uncle, who told me to give the White Rabbit toffee. ”
Xiao Yuan stepped into the hall and saw a pair of dragon and phoenix fetuses on the kang, both three or four years old, very cute, he couldn't help but take out the candy cubes, and the white rabbit milk candy in Wangfujing bought him a little and a half.
"My name is Yuanyuan, and I'm my sister." The little girl's eyes were full of longing, and she answered immediately.
"My name is Brother Doudou." The little boy was so anxious that he didn't even speak clearly.
"Yuanyuan is so good, come to eat candy, who am I?" Xiao Yuan peeled a piece of candy and seduced the child.
"You are the third uncle, thank you the third uncle." The round little girl is very smart.
"That's good! Do you want to eat Doudou? Who am I? Xiao Yuan saw that the little guy's saliva was dripping.
"If you want to eat, you are the third uncle." Wang Doudou was anxious to remember.
Xiao Yuan looked at it, don't tease, it's not fun to cry, "How is it at home, you should have a good life, right?" ”
"It's a good fart, the stick noodles aren't enough to eat, so we can't be special, right? I'm scared to death, there were wild vegetables mixed with food before, and now the snow is covering the mountains, and I'm freezing to death, I've applied to the old man eighteen times, and I've solved it myself, I'll solve it with a hammer! Wang Kui said angrily.
"Can you still go hungry while guarding the mountains? You won't organize your brothers to hunt in the mountains, will you? Xiao Yuan couldn't help but ask.
"Why is it not organized, otherwise I would have starved to death, but I can only change some coarse grains to supplement, many times there is no black market here, and I also arranged for someone to go to Shengjing to change." Wang Kui is worried, so many people watch him eat.
"How many appetizers do you have at home? Do you want me to contribute? "Xiao Yuan is to find out the situation and prepare gifts, if you can't eat the meat, you still send a fart, at most send some tea to relieve your greasy!
"Give me an ambush, don't go and get it, I won't be polite to you, Lao Zhao said that your kid is very powerful now." Wang Kui smashed Xiao Yuan with a cigarette case, and asked me to open my mouth.
"Zhao Zongqing is a bastard, I will definitely clean him up, this old guy can't do it below, and he wants me to make him deer whip and tiger whip wine, I'll get him some tiger deflated wine, let him become a bitch, his mouth is like a trouser belt." Xiao Yuan walked out in a huff.
"Ahem... Ahem! Wang Kui was choked by himself all of a sudden, is this still a person, he has been in the mold for eight lifetimes and has such a sworn brother!
Xiao Yuan carried two sacks into the yard, stopped at the door of the kitchen, untied one, took four bottles of canned food, and a pig's rump, estimated to have more than 20 catties, 20 catties of beans, put them in the kitchen, and turned around and came out without waiting for Dong Shuying to speak.
took another bag of fifty catties of rice and fifty catties of potatoes, and sent them to the kitchen, "Second sister-in-law, you can watch and do it, and I will take the rest of the things to the hall." Xiao Yuan said to the stunned Dong Shuying.
Picking up the rest of the things, Xiao Yuan entered the hall, and first opened the sack that had a small half left, four bottles of Xifeng wine, two large front doors, four catties of brown sugar, four catties of milk candy, four bottles of malt milk essence, four bottles of peanut oil, and two bottles of sesame oil.
A two-pound bucket of tin milk powder, which he made himself, stole the milk powder on the package, which was local and could not be risked.
Some people say canned food, buddy, you know, just in the Great Patriotic War, they produced 450 million bottles, which were sold all over the world, World War II was even more exaggerated, and the ** army as an opponent praised them, five-star praise, valid for 50 years, and is still in production today!
Some people say that your gifts are unfair, and the gifts of superiors and ordinary people are different, you don't understand this, he has a lot of space materials, will he be stingy? It's not a good thing that you can't keep it if you send too much!
In fact, gift-giving is a science, not measured by value, for example, if you give a beautiful woman with a lot of money, a Ferrari, she will be happy.
If you want to send a village flower, it is estimated that you will be scolded for being sick, insurance maintenance can make her desperate, the village road can't be opened, and the chassis will be scraped.
You might as well buy a truck for her dad and his brother, not only practical but also to make money, and then buy a four-circle Audi for the village flower, the village and town have face, and the county town buys a façade house, and the cost is less, she will definitely knock you down!
Some people say that you can't sell the car, that's a stupid fork, you can cash out the gift I gave you, it's better for me to send you money directly, and you don't have to lose a lot of taxes and fees!
Just like Wang Kui, if he turns around and sells these things, what does Xiao Yuan think, he will immediately break off his friendship!
Since you can use money to smash the lying person, others can too, so you don't want to use it for a while, you won't cherish it, and the gift itself contains something else.
You say send money directly to certain people? That's bribery, kickbacks, favors, and clearly marked prices, not gifts, and you have to distinguish clearly!