Chapter 161 The Problem of Giving Birth
It's not that they don't want to say anything, it's just that they don't know what this thing means.
Li Ruoyun and Li Ruoyu hid on the roof and eavesdropped on the two guys reading the newspaper, and when they heard the two mention Penglai in the East China Sea, they immediately pointed out the mistake.
"Then did your brother say that there are no gods in this world?"
This sentence was asked by Zhang Zhongjian, and he has always wanted to know, in this world, where do the immortals who have been feared by him since childhood come from?
Are there really immortals? Or is it only the worldly masters?
Can immortals really live forever and fly away?
Li Ruoyun laughed, "What kind of immortals, they are all made up by people." β
"That is, if there are immortals, why do they look exactly like people." Li Ruoyu was not to be outdone.
Zhu Yeqing smiled at this time and said, "Hehe, how do you two little girls know that there are immortals in this world." β
"Isn't Doctor Sun an immortal? If it's not a fairy, where can there be such a good heart? β
This stumped the two little girls, and they ran down the stairs and went to find Li Hui.
Zhu Yeqing said quietly: "Actually, Lao Zhang, there is really a fairy in this world, called Xiao Taohong, when I was sixteen years old, the first time I entered the Qinglou, she entertained me......"
Zhang Zhongjian was originally immersed in the yearning for fairy stories, and thought that Zhu Yeqing would say something shocking, but in an instant, his face changed dramatically.
"You rascal!"
Li Hui didn't want to deal with the two little girls, but he couldn't stand the two little girls pestering him.
"Brother, where do all the immortals in this world live?"
"Hehe, where are the immortals, didn't I tell you?"
"Brother, if there were no immortals, why did you fall off the roof, your head was bleeding, Lang Zhong said that you couldn't survive, why did you climb out of the coffin."
Li Hui's face darkened, which pot is not opened and which pot is mentioned, isn't this a crossing! If you don't cross it, the guy who is also named Li Hui won't have died a long time ago!
The little girl is annoying, ask what to ask.
"Immortals are actually the result of people's creation of a perfect image in their hearts."
"If you want to say that someone has the ability to get close to the immortals, then the next time the national teacher comes, you should ask carefully."
This kind of work is more suitable for Yuan Tiangang, anyway, he is not responsible for explaining, the two little girls asked, and said no.
Why not, then you have to ask the national teacher!
"Brother, I think you are a fairy!"
Li Ruoyu didn't talk much, but as soon as she opened her mouth, she didn't talk shockingly.
"Huh? How am I a god? β
Li Hui saw that Li Ruoyu's big dark eyes flashed with a light that did not match this age, and he immediately panicked, couldn't it be this silent little girl who saw something?
"If my brother is not a fairy, how can I know so much interesting knowledge, we can use the knowledge taught by my brother to do a lot of unreasonable things and create things that are not available outside."
Li Hui let out a sigh, and sure enough, he was just curious.
"Hehe, then you have to keep it a secret!"
Li Hui's mysterious smile made the two clever little girls surprise in an instant, and ran out excitedly.
Wang Zhuozhuo looked at everything that happened, and his face showed embarrassment.
"Li Hui, my aunt said that as long as I sleep with you, I can have a baby, but there is no reaction in my stomach."
Wang Zhuozhuo's face was sad and bitter, with a crying tone.
Li Hui's face suddenly darkened, what is this?
"Well, who told you to sleep together and have a baby." The concept of gender still needs to be improved.
Li Hui is okay, there are countless teaching videos to watch in later generations, all kinds of teachers go into battle in person, one move and one style, showing the brilliance, but the Tang Dynasty is different, these need to be passed down from generation to generation, before a woman gets married, her mother will generally teach the night before.
Isn't this unmarried, you're in a hurry now.
"Hehe, burning, sleep is not just sleeping."
Li Hui smiled, in the past two days, Wang Zhuozhuo slept in front of him, lifting the quilt on the huge bed, grinding his teeth, and snoring, and Li Hui was also miserable.
Later generations are right, the perfect goddess in your mind is just an ordinary person, she can fart, grind her teeth, snore, and pick her feet, but you don't want to believe it in your heart.
"And what is sleeping?"
Wang Zhuozhuo is like a curious baby.
"Why do you have to have a baby?"
Wang Zhuozhuo was stunned, yes, why do you have to be in a hurry to have a baby?
"But, but my aunt said that when you have a baby, you can be regarded as a proper lady."
Li Hui was speechless, who told you.
is worthy of being a teenager, and now it looks really naΓ―ve, and his soul is really unbearable.
Although they are nominally similar in age, their actual mental age is very different.
Anyway, it's also his wife, the wife who hasn't passed the door, just coax.
"I'll tell you a story!"
As soon as Wang Zhuozhuo heard that he was going to tell a story, he immediately became interested.
"This story is about a child who asks his parents how he came to be......"
The night is long, and some things have to be explained clearly, at least the basic concept of gender is easy to understand
Let Wang Zhuozhuo know.
"Your Majesty, why did you order the major clans to be moved?"
Ma Zhou was puzzled, tonight in Chang'an, the black cavalry was dispatched, and the target was the forces of the Shandong Shi clan and the Guan Long family in Chang'an.
Li Er smiled faintly, put away the brush, and there were four big characters written on the desk in the imperial study: Xu Xu Tuzhi!
Ma Zhou has doubts, Empress Eldest Sun has questions, and even Wei Zheng has questions.
Of course, Li Er knew the reason.
Can the current Datang withstand the toss?
The power of the Guan Long family and the Shandong Shi clan was only partially reduced by the last turmoil, and they couldn't break their muscles and bones.
Last time, it was only their vassals who were partially cleared by Li Er.
This time, they have to pay a price.
"Hehe, Ma Zhou, what do you think of my thoughts?"
Ma Zhou is a smart person, but the smarter the person, the more clumsy he looks in front of the emperor.
"Your Majesty, I don't know."
Li Er sighed, "You guys, you only know one thing, but you don't know the other." β
"The world says that it is me, but in fact, it is just me who snatched it from them, I became the emperor, but they are still the same as before, can I sit firmly as the emperor?"
"With Li Hui's things, Datang will not be worried, and the existence of these scholars is a burden to Datang."
"You have been by Li Hui's side for so long, you should have heard a sentence that there is no need for bloodsucking worms on the carriage of Datang."