Chapter 191: Zhu Yeqing is disgusted
Li Hui was stunned, these words already had the flavor of the afterlife.
Is this materialism taking root in Datang?
What happened to the Tang Emperor today? I didn't even participate in the routine farming at all, and I am afraid that after going back tonight, Empress Changsun will punish Li Er for kneeling on the washboard.
No, Datang doesn't have such a thing as a washboard yet.
"What? Li Hui, what kind of eyes are these, do you think I am not right? ”
Li Hui shook his head, "Your Majesty, you are so right. ”
"I never felt that Your Majesty was so right as he is today!"
Li Er's face turned red and snorted coldly, "Actually, I just don't want to go back, I don't know why, since I ascended the throne, the complicated things in the world have made my heart smaller and smaller, and every day I look at the flowers and plants in the palace being surrounded in the deep palace, just like I myself, I seem to own the world, but in fact I am just a person who is imprisoned in the palace to work." ”
Li Hui is even more confused, this kind of thinking has appeared now?
Aren't the emperors of all dynasties caged birds, how can you come here, you don't want to?
You must know that everyone in the world listens to you, and you have to pay a little price.
Li Hui felt that Li Er had come to his house a little too much, and in the end he was a little stunned.
The thoughts of later generations and the thoughts of the Tang Dynasty today are two different things, Li Er, what have you experienced?
Suddenly, Li Hui remembered a few people.
Li Chengqian, Li Tai, Li Ke, these three little guys are open-mouthed, and they will definitely show off what they have learned to Li Er when they go back......
Li Er continued to sigh at this time, "Li Hui, I actually had an awkward relationship with Guanyin today. ”
Believe you ghost, you bad old man, very bad.
He Chen didn't dare to breathe on the side, anyway, what His Majesty said was right, Li Hui would not be wrong, when the time came, ask who was wrong, just take the initiative to take the mistake.
Suddenly, Li Er asked, "Li Hui, do you think I'm wrong?" ”
Li Hui was stunned, you haven't said anything yet, why is there anything wrong?
He Chen subconsciously felt a stirring spirit at this time, "Your Majesty, it's my fault!" ”
Li Er's interest disappeared in an instant, and his face was as if he had eaten pork liver.
Li Hui was also stunned, what Li Er said was about the quarrel between him and the eldest grandson, because of the child's education.
At this time, He Chen directly stood up and said that it was his own fault, what the hell is this!
Do you know what Li Er is talking about?
Li Er looked at He Chen coldly, "It's also your fault that my child is so naughty?" ”
He Chen was a stirring spirit, and finally reflected, he was too nervous just now, and he didn't hear anything clearly, and at this time he understood, His Majesty was talking about the child.
What does this have to do with the royal family's own contradictions? Hechen, Hechen, you are such a stinky idiot!
scolded himself in his heart, but his face was still silent, "Your Majesty, the grass people said that it was their own fault, but it was the grass people who created the newspaper and opened up the wisdom of the people. ”
"The grass people think that I am responsible for this matter!"
Li Er eased up a bit, "Hmph, sit down, eat your stuff!" ”
Yun Niang sent the glutinous rice balls, and the glutinous rice balls were wrapped in sesame seeds and frosting, and the delicate taste made Li Er addicted.
"This thing is good, much better than in the palace!"
The later generations of glutinous rice ball technology is the existence of crushing everything here.
As soon as the three of them ate, they forgot about those troubles.
Zhu Yeqing came back, holding a vase.
"Master Hou, fortunately, I am not dishonored!"
Li Er and Chen raised their heads, "Zhu Yeqing, what's in your arms?" ”
Li Hui immediately jumped up and stayed away, "Have you changed your clothes?" ”
"Didn't you bring this thing back?"
Zhu Yeqing scratched his head, "Master Hou, this thing has been disinfected, I have also taken a bath, the sulfur is blistered, and the clothes have already burned......"
Li Hui exhaled slowly, "You take this thing first, what about the tomb robbers?" ”
"Go back to the Hou Ye and send it to the Lantian County Order."
Zhu Yeqing is now the one who is disliked, and finally caught the tomb robber, and when he returned to the house, he was disgusted by the Hou Ye, and was disgusted by Zhang Zhongjian, Yun Niang came to deliver food, and was stopped by Zhang Zhongjian, saying that Zhu Yeqing had something unclean on him.
I'm depressed, but luckily the dog doesn't mind the smell of his body at all.
Obviously he has already washed it, so he almost washed his stomach again, why does Hou Ye still have to stay away from himself
Zhu Yeqing didn't know that some bacteria are not so easy to kill, people are a very fragile existence, and the germs carried by the body are definitely not one or two.
If Li Hui traveled to Datang with the body of the afterlife, then Li Hui was an existence like a dynamite bag, and as long as he passed by, the bacteria on his body would make anyone who came into contact with him in Datang sick.
Later generations of people formed resistance to those bacteria, but during the Tang Dynasty, these people had no antibodies in their bodies, and those germs that looked ordinary in later generations, such as influenza bacteria, were as terrifying as plague here.
What good things can be in the graves of the dead?
Zhu Yeqing sat on the roof, holding the dog's egg and his own vase, and fell asleep.
"Tang Law Shu Yi" is a good thing, and the eldest grandson Wuji now likes this printed book with the fragrance of ink.
For the sake of this book, he didn't even want a manuscript.
This is the first book to be printed, and He Chen sent it over for him to see.
Yesterday, although His Majesty failed to light the lamp, and did not go to the Taimiao Temple to participate in farming, but he was not uncomfortable at all, after all, His Majesty had a lot of opportunities, and it was not easy, and Chen sent this printed version of the book, the eldest grandson Wuji was extremely happy, looking at the content he wrote by himself, in an instant, the eldest grandson Wuji smiled in his heart.
"Hehe, old man of the eldest grandson, what are you laughing at?"
The faces of the people on the side were as black as carbon, and their mouths were extremely fierce.
"Wei Chi Jingde, if you don't speak, shut up."
"Cut, Lao Tzu just came back from the battlefield, and you did this to Lao Tzu? Lao Tzu wants to tell His Majesty! ”
Wei Chigong put down the rebellion for a long time outside Longxi, and after a winter battle, finally the homeless people and bandits in that direction were swept away by Wei Chigong.
Although it is not as meritorious as Li Jing in the Turks, at least for Wei Chigong, it is better to have something to do than the two fools of Cheng Biting Jin and Niu Jinda.
"Go ahead, Your Majesty will be happy when he hears it."
Wei Chigong didn't know what it was, he was just drinking on the side, it didn't matter if he took this sip, he spit it out directly in an instant.
"Old man, what kind of wine is this?"
"Lantian wine?"
"Lantian wine? Why haven't I heard of it, you lied to me! ”
"Hehe, what's the strongest wine you've ever drunk?"
"Hmph, that's naturally a three-legged pulp."
"Only women drink Sanle pulp, and real men drink Lantian wine!"
The eldest grandson Wuji opened his mouth and came, and in an instant, Wei Chigong's face became even darker.