12. Low-cost martial arts dramas
I flipped through the homepages of some well-known short video makers, and I didn't find any updates. I also took a look at the homepage of a blogger who was recommended by a video review I followed, and this blogger has not posted new videos to recommend good-looking film and television dramas recently.
Xiang Mingrui had no choice but to go back to the homepage and flip down to see if there was anything he liked.
Flipping through it, Xiang Mingrui saw a picture of a man with a sluggish face, being held in the arms of a women's clothing boss, holding a toy sword in his hand, ready to kill himself. Written below are a few big words "Never Expected, Episode 1, Low-cost Martial Arts Drama".
Thinking about it, this is a short drama, and judging from the classification, it is still a funny short drama, and this is the first episode.
Anyway, there was nothing left and right, so Xiang Mingrui clicked in casually. Soon, an animation appeared on Xiang Mingrui's mobile phone, and then a magical voice came out of the mobile phone: "I never expected, lala~~~"
After the animation was broadcast, a word sponsoring the broadcast appeared on Xiang Mingrui's mobile phone. At that time, Xiang Mingrui was still thinking in his heart, when did such a short video be sponsored and broadcast?
But the voice that came out of the mobile phone made Xiang Mingrui not calm, what did he hear?
"This episode is sponsored by the Korean Aerospace Agency." When he saw this, Xiang Mingrui was stunned, is this short video so top? Can people be sponsored by NASA? When I looked at the classification earlier, wasn't this short video in the funny comedy classification? Will the Korean Aerospace Agency sponsor a funny short video?
But then the voice from the mobile phone suddenly made Xiang Mingrui laugh again: "We are going to a distant place to see, what else is ours, Smecta." ”
The South Korea of this world is as shameless as the stick country on the earth in Mo Wen's previous life. If they catch something good, they say that they are Koreans. This kind of operation also makes the Chinese people in this world feel unhappy, because the Korean stick likes to come to pick the wool of China.
What is said that the Dragon Boat Festival is their Korean, Qu Yuan is their Korean, and the Five Elements Gossip is their Korean. Anyway, everything good is their Korean.
"This short video is good, dare to ridicule Korean sticks like this, it's interesting." Xiang Mingrui smiled in his heart.
After watching the screen, the words of the first episode appeared on the screen of the phone, and there was a text underneath.
Is it hot like a dog, it's a hot dog
The crew's boxed lunch is unpalatable to death, but if you don't eat it, you will definitely die
I also have to work hard to act today, because fifty yuan a day, hehe
I'm the man who wants to be the best actor in Asia, oh, I can
Because I live in the West 5th Building, Sisan No. 1, Asian Community
It's a little joke, not very funny, but it's a bit of a point.
When Xiang Mingrui finished reading this text, exactly twenty seconds passed, so the feature film began.
What appeared in front of Xiang Mingrui's eyes was a man with a dull expression and a dull face, which was the man he saw on the cover earlier.
At this time, Xiang Mingrui's mobile phone came out of this man's inner monologue: "My name is Wang Dazhui, I am an actor who is filming a low-budget martial arts drama. ”
When he saw this, Xiang Mingrui didn't feel anything, so he introduced himself simply. But what did he see next? This man with a dull expression, named Wang Da Hammer, actually got on a toy sword.
"It's too low-cost, isn't it?" Originally, Xiang Mingrui thought that this man named Wang Dazhui was complaining about the crew, but he didn't expect it to be even more exciting next.
Because at this time, in the picture, the toy sword actually flashed a light.
"It's already of this quality, and it's still flashing." Who knows, this man named Wang Da Hammer just finished complaining, and the toy sword flashed even faster.
"Say that you are of poor quality, you are still not convinced." Wang Dazhui continued to complain.
Xiang Mingrui thought that he would fight back again after taking the toy sword, but he didn't expect that at this time, another man jumped out of the picture, he couldn't stand steadily, and he almost threw out the long sword in his hand, which made Xiang Mingrui smile knowingly.
"Hahaha, if you want to rescue the princess, just ~um~ just ~ um~ just step over my corpse from ~um~ ." This fake line pronunciation to a certain extent made Xiang Mingrui feel that this is really low-cost.
"Please, can you memorize the lines before you come up?" At this time, Wang Dazhui's inner monologue sounded again.
Xiang Mingrui also thought so in his heart, at this moment, Xiang Mingrui actually reached an inner resonance with Wang Dazhui.
"Come on, use your trick, Jiuyang Divine Fist." The man who couldn't remember the lines said.
"It turns out that I used a boxing technique, Jiuyang Divine Fist, which sounds so hanging." After Wang Dazhu's inner monologue, he threw away the toy sword in his hand, and made a few fist movements at the same time.
At the same time, Wang Dazhui's inner monologue sounded again: "I felt a powerful force converging towards my fists, my left fist was as hot as flames, and my right fist was as cold as frost. ”
Xiang Mingrui was interested in the special effects on the screen, and felt that a big war was about to break out next. However, the next picture on the screen of the mobile phone made him laugh.
On the screen, four big characters of flame special effects appeared on Wang Dazhui's left hand, and four big words of frost special effects appeared on his right hand, this scene stunned Xiang Mingrui, what kind of operation is this?
"I've got a big fork, something. I didn't even do special effects, and it was too perfunctory to type directly. Before Xiang Mingrui could react, Wang Dazhui's complaining sound came from his mobile phone.
Immediately afterwards, the voice of the man opposite Wang Dazhui also sounded, only to hear him say: "It turned out to be the ice/fire/nine/heavy/heaven of the Jiuyang Divine Fist." ”
"Hey, how do you see this trick, this name is too erotic/erotic." Hearing the words of the man opposite, Wang Dazhui also said with a confused face.
Just when Xiang Mingrui also felt that what Wang Dazhui said was right, the man opposite Wang Dazhui directly shouted: "It's too powerful." ”
Xiang Mingrui saw a bunch of fire effects and frost effects on the mobile phone screen, constantly impacting the man opposite Wang Da Hammer, the man's body swayed from side to side, and then fell to the ground.
Xiang Mingrui looked at the phone screen in a daze, what kind of operation is this? What about the good fights?
At this time, the man's voice came from the mobile phone again, and I saw the man lying on the ground, and said weakly: "I am worthy of being the successor of Jiuyang Divine Fist, and I have no regrets in my career." ”