20. Pipi Shrimp Most Perfect Shelling Award
You have a laughing scene, but the final effect is so perfect, isn't this obvious to tell others that you have a problem? Even if you want to use the system to modify and adjust, there must be a limit. At least it looks normal, and everyone thinks that the post-production team is a little more powerful, and it is not enough to say that it is open, so that there can be such an effect.
Although there were many reshoots in the middle, fortunately, the scene was single and there was no need for transitions, and in the end, all the scenes were filmed at noon.
In the afternoon, it was still the old rule, and Mo Wen hid in the room to make the post-production. Then upload it at night, and when it is close to nine o'clock in the evening, you can see it on Huaxia Video Network.
One day for three consecutive days, which made fans who never expected it happy. Zhang Daming was also very happy, he never expected that the more updates, the more his commentary videos would be, and of course the more money he would make.
is also the first time to click in to watch, after the end of an opening animation, the voice of the sponsorship broadcast link that the audience is most looking forward to sounded as scheduled.
"This episode is sponsored by the Asian Association for the Protection of Fat People, and the fat man is inherently dead, either heavier than Mount Tai or heavier than other mountains."
Since the sponsorship of those two games has not yet been negotiated, the sponsorship broadcast of today's episode will be replaced by a meme.
Seeing this, Zhang Daming was stunned at first, and then laughed and said: "Can fat people only be heavier than mountains?" Hahaha~~~"
Next is the feature film, I saw Wang Dazhui asking about his body in the picture, saying that he was very uncomfortable, whether he was sick. But the doctor sitting opposite him kept asking him why he didn't get married, and whether he was as good as Longyang.
The good of Longyang is the meaning of Gay, and the doctor seemed to be afraid that Wang Dazhui would not understand, so he specially explained.
After a conversation, Wang Dazhui was very uncomfortable, so he decided that he must end his singleness as soon as possible, and he was going on a blind date today, so he secretly swore in his heart that the blind date must be successful.
Seeing this, Zhang Daming didn't feel anything, and he didn't feel anything funny. But according to the consistent style, Zhang Daming felt that there would be an accident in the blind date scene later.
As soon as the picture turned, Wang Dazhui came to the blind date scene, only to see him holding a portrait of a beautiful woman in his hand, and thought to himself: "The matchmaker is really interesting, introduce me to such a beautiful girl, it is said that she is still very rich." ”
It's just that when he raised his head and saw a dark and fat woman opposite, probably thirty or forty years old, Wang Dazhui's expression was stunned for a moment, and at the same time, his inner monologue sounded again: "What a rich girl, who has bought the conscience of the matchmaker and the painter." ”
At the beginning, Zhang Daming also felt that Wang Dazhui was so lucky that he met such a beautiful blind date. Who knew that when Zhang Daming saw the black fat old woman opposite and Wang Dazhui's inner monologue, the sip of drink he had just drunk was sprayed on the computer monitor, and he was so frightened that he quickly took out a tissue to wipe it.
"When you don't expect it in the future, you must remember not to drink water or eat, otherwise if it goes on like this, my monitor will be destroyed sooner or later." Zhang Daming said while wiping the monitor.
At this time, in the monitor, the woman opposite Wang Dazhui said to Wang Dazhui: "You are very good, the old lady likes you very much." ”
At this time, Wang Dazhui in the picture suddenly changed his face, stuck out his tongue, and said with a smirk: "Actually, I am mentally retarded and psychopathic." ”
At the same time, his inner monologue is: "Hehe, I'm such a witty teenager." ”
But the woman opposite him looked disgusted, said a word of neurosis, and then took a megaphone that did not belong to this era at all, and shouted out the window: "Sisters, this person is mentally retarded, and he is also perverted, don't look for him on a blind date, you can't buy two yuan and suffer a loss, and you can't buy two yuan and be fooled." ”
The picture flashed chaotically, and Wang Dazhui stood up with a lost face, thinking that the blind date had failed. But he didn't want a figure to come across from him at this time, Wang Dazhui looked up, but it was a girl who was very wow, both in appearance and figure.
When Zhang Daming saw this girl, he also felt amazed, and thought to himself: "This girl is really beautiful, is she a newcomer?" I haven't seen him perform any works before, so I'll have to check the information later. ”
In the picture, the girl gently said to Wang Da Hammer: "Hello, are you Wang Da Hammer?" ”
At this time, Wang Dazhui was excited, and at the same time thought in his heart: "The opportunity is really reserved for those who are prepared, and I must take advantage of this opportunity." ”
"That's right, I am the king of the sledgehammer with talent and character." Wang Da Hammer stepped on the stool and said loudly.
Then waiting for the girl to sit down, Wang Dazhui continued: "Maybe you don't know me well, you see, this is my Abacus Calculation Level 3 Certificate, Khitan Language Professional Level 8 Certificate, and my horseback riding certificate." These are just the tip of the iceberg, and I usually like to make small inventions, small toys and so on. ”
As he spoke, Wang Dazhui also took out a paper airplane, took a sigh of relief, and flew towards the girl opposite, who knew that the paper airplane was directly inserted into the girl's head. Then Wang Dazhui took out another paper toad, put it on the table and pressed it, the paper toad jumped, and at the same time there was a toad cry. I also asked how the girl was? Isn't it interesting.
It's just that the girl on the other side was not attracted, and she looked disgusted.
This made Wang Dazhui very hurt, and at the same time thought in his heart: "Why is she not attracted to me, it must be that I haven't shown enough." ”
So Wang Dazhui said: "In addition, I also love life very much, and I once won the most perfect shelling award for pipi shrimp in the Central Plains." This is my certificate, do you particularly admire me, I am such a good young man with all-round development of moral, intellectual, physical and aesthetic education. ”
Seeing this, Zhang Daming laughed again, what the hell is the most perfect shelling award for Pipi shrimp?
At this time, the girl in the picture still didn't react, and Wang Dazhui felt that it might be that he praised himself for not being convincing.
So, the doctor before appeared in the picture, one appeared on the left side of Wang Da Hammer, one time on the right, and one time in front of Wang Da Hammer, and said to the girl: "Yes, Wang Da Hammer is talented, noble in character, and definitely a good man in the Central Plains, don't miss it when you pass by." ”
In the end, in front of the girl, he said to Wang Dazhui: "I can only help you get here." ”
Is this for fear that other girls won't know that the two of you are colluding?