26. A male monkey with fiery eyes

At this time, the picture happened to show Wang Dazhui walking through the thatched pavilion, only to see a monk wearing a robe and a lotus hat and a monkey with a hairy face sitting in the thatched pavilion smoking, and Wang Dazhui also turned his head to look at the two people at this time, and suddenly said in horror: "Wait a minute, isn't that Sun Wukong and Tang Seng?" ”

Seeing this, Zhang Daming burst out laughing, not because Wang Dazhui felt that Tang Seng and Sun Wukong had succeeded in learning the scriptures, how could they appear here, making Wang Dazhui, a little goblin, frightened and laughed. Instead, I was laughed at by Tang Seng and Sun Wukong's funny appearance and smoking posture with cigarettes in their ears.

At this time, the picture flashed, back to the time when Wang Dazhui had not yet come, Tang Seng and Sun Wukong began to talk.

I only heard Sun Wukong say: "It's all in Tianzhu, what else is it difficult to say ninety-nine eighty-one, it's still a difficulty, Ma Dan, is the Buddha playing with us." ”

"I've played with me before, but not like that." Tang Seng took a puff of cigarette and said with a depressed face.

Seeing this, Zhang Daming was amused by Tang Seng's words, and said while laughing: "I've played with me before, but it's not like this." How did this Buddha play Tang Seng? Is that what I imagined to be playing? Is this 'playing' serious? Are the monks of the West Heaven so good at playing? ”

Before Zhang Daming finished laughing, the screen of the computer monitor flashed to Sun Wukong's side, and he saw Sun Wukong throw the cigarette butt in his hand to the ground, and said angrily: "Ma Dan, what should I do." ”

"The first few difficulties have been overtaken by your junior brother, and this last difficulty is either up to you" I saw Tang Seng take a puff ......of cigarette, two white smoke came out of his nostrils, and then said slowly.

It's just that before he finished speaking, he was slapped by Sun Wukong, and Tang Seng was slapped so much that a mouthful of saliva squirted out of his mouth, and this picture once again made Zhang Daming laugh.

At this time, Wang Dazhui came over in the picture, and I saw Tang Seng 'um~~', and then pointed to Wang Dazhui and said to Sun Wukong: "Wukong, look." ”

Hearing Tang Seng's words, Sun Wukong turned his head to look, and then pointed to Wang Dazhui and said, "Du~~~ Don't move, don't move, don't move." Say you, say you, say you. ”

At this time, seeing Sun Wukong coming over, Wang Dazhui thought in his heart: "What to do, he will definitely take out a big stick." ”

At the same time, the picture flashed, as if it was the picture imagined in Wang Dazhui's mind, only to see Sun Wukong shouting 'Eat my old grandson', and then a shadow of Sun Wukong in the picture stabbed Wang Dazhu's shadow on the buttocks, and suddenly a pillar of blood spurted out. Wang Dazhui also shouted: "Mom, I'm going to hang up." ”

The picture flashed again, and the reality was that Sun Wukong just stood up, walked to Wang Dazhui's side, pushed Wang Dazhui's shoulder, and then said, "Are you a monster?" ”

"Oh~~~ No, I'm a cute human being, not mainstream." The witty Wang Da Hammer immediately denied it.

"Who are you blinded by, don't you still have horns?" Sun Wukong flicked the horns of Wang Dazhu's hammer with his hand.

"Ah~~~ It's just an ornament to kill Matt." Hearing Sun Wukong's words, Wang Dazhui immediately pulled out the pair of horns on his head.

But after not wanting to pull off the horns, two pillars of blood suddenly soared on Wang Dazhui's head, Zhang Daming also smiled when he saw this, and felt that Wang Dazhui, the little goblin, was quite interesting.

"It's useless for you to pull it out, I'm a sharp-eyed male monkey." At this time, Sun Wukong in the picture poked Wang Sledgehammer with his finger and said arrogantly.

Hearing Sun Wukong's words, Wang Dazhui put the pair of horns back on his head, and at the same time thought in his heart: "Then if you don't ask, I will lose too much blood and will." ”

"Hahaha~~~ I'm a sharp-eyed male monkey, but it's okay, and what the hell is that? Dead words don't need to roll their tongues, right, are the subtitles also wrong? Seeing this, Zhang Daming laughed.

At this time, the screen on the computer monitor turned, and Tang Seng, who had been sitting there, suddenly stood up and said with a smile: "Hahahahahaha~~~ Come on." Mr. Monster, hello, hello, ah~ That's it, that's it, I hope you can kidnap me, because this ninety-nine-eighty-one is difficult, and I only need one difficulty to achieve a positive result. Hahahahaha.....ha

But Wang Dazhui was thinking in his heart: "So polite, I can't find a reason to refuse." ”

"Ah, no, my mother taught me to be a good and law-abiding monster since I was a child, goodbye." In reality, Wang Dazhui directly rejected Tang Seng's request, and turned around and wanted to leave after speaking.

At this time, Sun Wukong was not happy, threw away the golden hoop stick in his hand, didn't know where to pull out a watermelon knife, put it on Wang Dazhu's neck, and said arrogantly: "Oh, you are very draggy." ”

"Alas~~~ It hurts, it hurts, slow down, slow down, it's going to die, it's going to die." Wang Dafei, who was used by Sun Wukong to put it on his neck, shouted loudly.

"Where is this Monkey King, this is simply a little gangster." Seeing this, Zhang Daming said with a smile.

Soon, the picture turned, Tang Seng and Wang Dazhui sat opposite each other in the thatched pavilion, and Sun Wukong stood beside Tang Seng.

"Now, that's right, as long as you can kidnap me, I'll give you my flesh to eat, my flesh/body is very fresh. If you eat it, you can live forever, think about it. Come and taste my fresh meat/body. Tang Seng pinched the fat on his stomach as he spoke, and stretched his fingers in front of Wang Da Hammer.

"Is your fat really delicious?" Zhang Daming looked at Tang Seng, who was a little chubby, and said with a smile.

Wang Dazhui picked up Tang Seng's hand and made it look like he was going to bite it, and at the same time thought in his heart: "I'm rubbing, my eyes are so sincere." At the same time, Wang Dazhui's mind appeared again in his imagination, only to see Tang Seng shout: "Oops, it hurts...", and then Sun Wukong suddenly burst out and shouted: "Yo, dare to hurt my master, eat my old grandson." ”

Then there is the picture that appeared earlier, Wang Dazhui was ** by Sun Wukong again, and at the same time shouted the sentence again: "Mom, I'm going to hang up." ”

Back to reality, Wang Dazhui thought in his heart: "No, he must be tempting me to be fooled." ”

So, Wang Dazhui said to Tang Seng righteously: "No need, my mother told me that mature monsters must withstand temptation." Goodbye...", got up and was about to leave.

"I think you're just afraid of death, and you're mature enough to think that youkai should be able to withstand temptation." Seeing this, Zhang Daming smiled.