Chapter 10: The Two Pillars
"Knock-knock!"
"Knock-knock!"
"Knock-knock!"
After the stick sounded on the first watch, Xu Sancai supported his tired body and staggered back to Xu's grocery store.
He could have come back earlier, but he was delayed in the puppet army station.
He can speak Japanese, and the news that he hugged the thigh of the imperial army spread.
This makes a series of people who can't get along with the eight poles come to pull the relationship, including his top boss. Xu San estimated that it was the puppet army that followed him in the afternoon.
I wanted to calm things down and develop in a low-key manner, but when things developed like this, it could only be a little more high-profile.
So in a few words, a drinking party to promote friendship began at the puppet army station.
As for Prohibition, it only works for the regular army, and for these two-devil puppet army, it is an ornament.
The liquor game is unusually simple, with only earthy soju, peanuts, pickles, and a roast chicken.
Even so, not every puppet army can be on the table.
At least those who can serve at the table are the captains of the plus and minus squads.
Pushing the cup and changing the lamp, the wine has been passed for three rounds, and the food has been tasted for three flavors, and several puppet army leaders began to praise Xu San, wanting to take the opportunity to follow Xu San's line and climb a little relationship with the devil.
Of course, Xu San also understood the intentions of these puppet armies, and naturally he would not let them get their wish in vain.
Therefore, there will naturally be no shortage of bamboo poles, and they will blow nonsense with the strength of wine, and then they will reach out and ask for money.
It's a pity that even the leaders of the puppet army are poor ghosts, and when they blow down, they only receive 50 oceans.
In order to make the puppet soldiers pay for it, he also deliberately ran to the shooting range, planning to perform a matchbox shooting under 50 meters.
No matter how incompetent the puppet army is, it can be regarded as an army, and people with good marksmanship still admire it in their hearts.
It was dark, and the range was lit up by simple lighting equipment such as torches and wind lanterns.
The light was very bad, and even if it was only 50 meters, it was almost impossible to see the target on the opposite side.
However, Xu San's eyes were much stronger than these puppet soldiers, and he could clearly see the scarecrows on the opposite side as targets.
Weighing the box cannon in his hand, he didn't want to waste this opportunity to [must hit], "It's too boring to hit a fixed target, let's hit a moving target?" Let the brothers open their eyes. ”
"Moving target?"
The puppet army is a little unclear.
"Separate, San'er? What do you say about this moving target? Xu San's direct boss, squad leader Sun Changhai said.
"Brother Hai, of course a moving target is a moving target, for example, you are holding a matchbox and running from south to north, I will stand here and shoot, hit the matchbox in your hand, and one shot will be hit! What do you think? ”
"Si~~" When the puppet army present heard this, they gasped, and then began to stare at Sun Changhai with begging eyes, expecting him to accept this glorious and arduous task, and what's more, a thin puppet army also took out a matchbox from his pocket and handed it over.
Sun Changhai shook his head, woke up in an instant, and scolded in his heart, "A group of old immortals, why don't you go, the guns have no eyes, this black light is blind, what if a shot hits Lao Tzu's head?" Even if you can't hit the head and hit the arms and legs, the rest of my grandson's life will be over. ”
But at this time, Sun Changhai didn't want to be intimidated: "I said Lao Hu, I think this job is the most suitable for you, last time we met eight roads together, but your kid ran the fastest, I turned around, I can't even see your fucking ass." ”
Throwing the pot and pulling the back of the pad, Sun Changhai is very handy.
"Whoever the fuck ran away, I'm going back to report the news, otherwise none of you will come back."
Hu Delong naturally did not regard the desertion as a shame, but could say that it was a very honorable thing, which was a basic skill for the puppet army.
"Doesn't that mean you're fast? It's just the right thing to do. Sun Changhai continued, from the moment Hu Delong took out the matchbox, he looked at the kid unpleasantly.
Even if it's a relationship, it's not like this, isn't it the same as seeing the Eight Roads pushing Lao Tzu forward?
Something without conscience, last month's gambling debts of a large ocean were paid by Lao Tzu for you!
"Task? You're not fucking Lao Tzu on the peak, why did you send a task to Lao Tzu? ”
"Gee, you're still screaming, aren't you? Lao Tzu was a soldier for half a year earlier than you, what's wrong with letting you do some work, you rookie egg. Sun Changhai rolled up his sleeves as he spoke, planning to tear it with Hu Liang.
Seeing the puppet army's ugliness, Xu San despised it in his heart, but he didn't want to make a big deal of it, so he came out to persuade: "I said two brothers, or let's forget it, I'll just shoot two shots, we can't hurt our brother's harmony because of this, right?" ”
Xu San's appearance made the two puppet soldiers not pinch.
Wang Hai, who was a little chubby, sucked the chicken paw in his hand and said, "Brother Xu, can this moving target run?" ”
"Yes, just run? Brother Wang has the right candidate? ”
"You can go to the imperial army's prisoner of war camp to pick a kind of central army, but this time it will be a bit delayed.....," Wang Hai muttered in an inaudible voice.
Xu San's ear power is very good, Wang Hai's voice is very small, but he can hear it very clearly.
Prisoner of war camp, isn't that where Monk Wei is kept?
According to the plot of Bright Sword, he should not have escaped at this time, and he must find a way to catch this line.
I will find an opportunity to set out the location of the prisoner of war camp, and then send the news out to see if we can rescue the soldiers who are locked inside.
"Smack~" Wang Hai clapped his hands, "Yes, let's find a dog, we have it in the station, or a military dog trained by the imperial army, obedient, let it run as much as he wants, it's just that this dog runs fast, Brother Xu, are you sure?" ”
"Bang Bang Bang"
Xu San clapped his hands and stretched out a thumbs up to Wang Hai: "Brother Wang is witty!" Your method is good, even if I miss, we can still get a dog meat to eat, this dog meat rolls three times, but the gods can't stand steady. ”
"That's a good idea, I don't think we should bother to hit the matchbox, just hit the dog."
When Wang Hai heard this, he shook his head, so frightened that he almost sucked the chicken bones in his mouth into his throat, coughed for a long time, and then said: "Don't mind, brothers want to say that, then forget it, that dog is more expensive than our life." ”
"Why, isn't it just a dog?"
"Anyway, this dog is a German breed and has a Japanese name."
"Oh, isn't that a mongrel?" Xu San said with a smile.
Wang Hai frowned and smashed his mouth: "Our brothers are living well, they can eat enough, they can't be hungry, and they can occasionally drink a little wine." ”
Several puppet soldiers nodded, agreeing with Wang Hai's statement.
In this troubled world, if you can eat and drink enough, you are basically a human being.
"But that dog is much better than us, and he has meat to eat every day! ! After Wang Hai finished speaking, he couldn't help but burst into a foul language.
"!"
Several puppet soldiers also scolded together, these days, people are really not as good as dogs!
Xu San was not surprised.
Military dogs, naturally, are not ordinary dogs, from breeding selection to breeding, and training methods have specific methods. Moreover, the military dogs of later generations all have military ranks, which is not low!
After listening to Xu San's words, Wang Hai didn't want to be involved, but he couldn't stand the instigation of a group of unscrupulous colleagues, and finally took out the dog named "King Sas".
Looking at this oily and slippery German black back, Xu San couldn't help licking his tongue, what a good dog.
It's a pity that I was born in the wrong place, and it will become a hot pot sooner or later.
Wait a minute, although it is easy to kill this dog, it is not a small trouble.
"His name is King Sas!" Wang Hai pulled the dog to introduce it to everyone.
"It's a strange name, why isn't it called Wangcai, Da Hei or something, I remember a lot, this dog is really raspy than the name."
"Sass King is in Japanese, it means Sasuke, it's a personal name, and it translates to the meaning of two pillars."
"Brother Xu is amazing, he knows such a cowhide."
Xu San glanced at each other, and said in his heart, isn't it just two pillars? This broken name is almost known to a comic book fan in later generations.
"Come, Erzhu, shake hands." Xu San walked over and squatted down, ready to tease the dog.
The second pillar stuck out his tongue and spit white gas, looking at the puppet army in front of him.
Ignored him.
"Oh, you don't understand Huaxia dialect, do you?"
"Ha~Ha~"
Erzhuzi was still like that, spitting white gas and ignoring him.
"Shake hands!"
When Erzhuzi heard Xu San's Japanese, he immediately stretched out his dog paw and put it on Xu San's hand.
"Roar!" Xu San saw that Erzhuzi was quite obedient, so he rubbed its head.
"Brother Xu, the first time we met, I was able to make him obedient."
"It's a trivial matter, the dog is disobedient and will become a dead dog sooner or later, isn't it King Sas." Xu San stroked the soft fur under the dog's neck as he spoke.
Erzhuzi is very dissatisfied with his current appearance, and a group of puppet soldiers have no aesthetics at all.
I don't know what to use.,There's a matchbox glued to Ben's dog's head.。
It's like a big rooster.
It's not pretty.
If these were to see it, would they ignore the dogs?
Wang Hai approached Xu San and asked a little uneasily, "Are you sure?" ”
"Ten percent!" Xu San took out the box cannon, pressed down the nose of the machine, and said confidently.
"Okay, brother, I'll believe you this time, it's a big deal to end up together!"
Throwing a yellow ball-shaped object, he patted Erzhu on the back, "Go!" ”
After receiving the order, the two pillars rushed out like arrows off the string.
The lights of the shooting range flickered on and off, and the black two pillars were barely visible from ten meters away.
The puppet army only saw Wang Hai throw a yellow ball more than fifty miles away, and as for the two pillars, they didn't even have a hair.
"Woo~"
As soon as a gunshot rang out, Xu San put the box cannon in front of him and gently blew the gunsmoke from the muzzle.
It's done!
"What's going on, Wang Fatty, hurry up, report the target!"
"Wait!"
After a short time, Wang Hai led the two pillars back to everyone, "Let's see for yourself!" I can only say, Brother Xu, my brother will follow you in the future. ”
Erzhuzi seemed to be very dissatisfied with Xu San's use of it as a target, bared his teeth, shook his head and was ruthless at Xu San.
But it is no matter how well-trained the military dog, without orders, it cannot casually attack friendly troops.
"See?" Wang Hai said, pointing to the half of the matchbox on the head of the second pillar.
Terrifying!
Xu San is really terrifying!
This marksmanship is really not covered.
It's just a pistol, and if it's a rifle, wouldn't it be even better.
Two or three hundred meters, 100 steps through Yang.
The puppet guards inhaled the cool air, and their brains made up for Xu San's marksmanship.
"Let's go, don't poke your brothers outside, it's cold, go back to the house and continue drinking."
Xu San lived in the era of the big explosion of knowledge, movies, television, the Internet, all kinds of information were overwhelming, even if they didn't take the initiative to ingest, just passively received, they were hundreds of times stronger than this group of puppet soldiers with big characters from time to time.
Just find a few small jokes on the Internet, and you can fool these puppet soldiers.
For a while, Xu San became the king of the wine table again.
At the same time, it has also become synonymous with wise men.
The wine table is the best place to find information.
It's a pity that a group of puppet soldiers who are eating and waiting for death have not been able to provide much valuable information, and the most they have done is to provide Xu San with some firepower configurations for their strongholds, as well as a list of personnel.
Regarding the prisoner of war camp, Xu San only got the location, and the firepower configuration and number of detainees in it were unknown.
Although talking is better than nothing, Xu San still secretly remembers these things in his heart.
With this information, at least you won't be blinded and run around.
Seeing that there was no information to explore, Xu San found a reason to quit the drinking party, and when he left, he asked the yellow ball used to train the second pillar to leave.
Wang Hai didn't care about this, there were a lot of them, and they were also guns and ammunition, so he didn't care about this one and a half.
In fact, Xu San was in a hurry to go home for another reason, because there was a little girl at home who didn't know her name waiting for him.
Although I went back at noon, I was in a hurry at that time, and I was in a hurry, and I left without having time to say a word, and the devil was still searching the whole city, martial law, if I didn't go back quickly, Xu San was really a little uneasy.
Although the contact time was short, Xu San still felt that the little girl was very arrogant and unreliable, and it was really possible to do something if she was left in his own house for a long time.
If something really goes wrong, Xu San really doesn't know what to do!
Push open the door to your bedroom and light a kerosene lamp.
"Don't move!"
A tubular object pressed against Xu San's temple.
Without answering, Xu San took off his clothes and threw them at the head of the bed. "Girl, stop playing, have you eaten?"
The little girl put away the gun, "What's wrong with Brother Li, did you get out of the city smoothly?" ”
"Hey~" Xu San sighed.
This sigh scared the little girl enough: "Come on, how is Brother Li, is there an accident?" Did you betray him!? With that, she pulled out her gun again.
"Hehehe" Xu San sneered, "Your brother Li almost didn't kill me!" ”
"Nonsense! My brother Li's marksmanship is first-class, and his martial arts are first-class, how can he harm you, it must be that you can't do it! The little girl said angrily, and her face even flushed.