135. It's a pity that he preempted it
It's just that when the audience saw Ruhua appear, they were immediately not calm, this is too spoof, how can there be such a yellow flower girl? I didn't expect the so-called back killer to appear in Tang Bohu's time.
Especially Zhu Zhishan's sentence: "Shemale, I like it." ”
and Wen Zhengming's sentence: "It's a pity that he took the lead." ”
It made the audience in the cinema laugh breathlessly.
After that, it was Tang Bohu who met Qiu Xiang played by Yang Dami, and Tang Bohu made a lot of jokes again in order to get close to Qiu Xiang.
When the audience saw the part where Tang Bohu sold himself to bury his father, they were suddenly not calm, and the one who laughed was unscrupulous, and they couldn't care that this was a movie theater anymore.
Since then, many viewers have renamed the family puppy Wangcai. When everyone sees a puppy, they are all called Wangcai, and when they see a cockroach, they are all called Xiaoqiang.
The names Wangcai and Xiaoqiang have become synonymous with puppies and cockroaches.
In the end, Tang Bohu got his wish and entered Washington, D.C., and became a low-ranking subordinate, codenamed '9527'. This also makes the inexplicable number 9527 popular on the Internet.
After that, there were a bunch of laughs, until Tang Bohu went to help Qiu Xiang pick up kites, and the audience also saw Dong Xiang played by Mei Zuer.
It's just that when everyone saw Wu Zhuangyuan say that Tang Bohu secretly painted a portrait of his beloved woman, the audience thought that Wu Zhuangyuan and Qiu Xiang were a couple, until Wu Zhuangyuan said that his beloved woman was Sister Pomegranate, and the audience laughed again.
Especially the painting that Wu Zhuangyuan took out, it simply shattered the three views of the audience in the movie theater.
Next is that Tang Bohu was beaten by the four fragrances of spring, summer, autumn and winter, and when it got dark, Tang Bohu's classic monologue rhythm sounded, but before Tang Bohu's words were finished, he was punched by Sister Pomegranate, and a dark circle appeared on his so-called handsome appearance.
Just when Tang Bohu and Sister Pomegranate were entangled, the four hidden heroes of Jiangnan appeared, (not a typo, I wrote this word on purpose, I was scared by the small black house, and I tried not to write some unsafe words.) knocked Sister Pomegranate unconscious and took Tang Bohu away.
In the case that Tang Bohu did not use martial arts, he used his wisdom to deceive the four hidden heroes of Jiangnan and came to Qiu Xiang's room.
After a confrontation, Tang Bohu also knew Qiu Xiang's affection for him, but when he revealed his identity, Qiu Xiang didn't believe it, but beat Tang Bohu out with a stick.
At this time, Qiu Xiang also discovered the four hidden heroes in Jiangnan and shouted. In the end, the four hidden heroes in Jiangnan were arrested by Mrs. Hua, but Tang Bohu, who was about to be pulled out and chopped up and fed to the dogs, came to count the boards, plus the last section of the drum, which not only stunned Mrs. Hua and the maids in Washington, but even the audience in the movie theater was shocked.
After that, Tang Bohu was promoted to become a scholar, and he also accepted the two young masters of Washington as younger brothers, which made the teachers of Washington angry, and finally because he played too much, he was mistakenly killed by Hua Taishi when he opened the door.
In this way, Tang Bohu has become a senior scholar again, and the loser teaches the two young masters to read.
Now Tang Bohu is majestic, and he teases those maids in Washington every day.
Until one day, Wu Zhuangyuan arrested Zhu Zhishan and said that Zhu Zhishan was Tang Bohu and wanted to kill him.
It turned out that Zhu Zhishan took advantage of Tang Bohu's absence and stole a lot of Tang Bohu's paintings to sell for money, only to be caught by Wu Zhuangyuan who mistakenly thought it was Tang Bohu.
And the reason why Mrs. Hua hates Tang Bohu so much is because Mrs. Hua is the one who came to Tang Bohu's mother with Tang Bohu to rob Tang Bohu's father Tang Tianhao, which scared Tang Bohu even more so that he didn't dare to reveal his identity.
Later, Tang Bohu went to the firewood room in order to save Zhu Zhishan, and Qiu Xiang also came to the firewood room for the same reason, but what they didn't expect was that Zhu Zhishan and Sister Pomegranate got together, and then Qiu Xiang knew that this so-called Tang Bohu was fake.
Next, the audience in the movie theater saw another climax of this movie, that is, King Ning brought people to Huataishi's Mansion to make trouble, but was crushed by Tang Bohu in terms of talent and martial arts, which made King Ning very angry.
Especially Tang Bohu's competition with the intestine piercing made the audience in the cinema excited, and the laughter never stopped.
In the end, King Ning left, but Mrs. Hua also guessed that the 9527 in their house was Tang Bohu, but Tang Bohu didn't dare to admit it, and in the end, Mrs. Hua said that as long as Tang Bohu admitted it, she would marry Qiu Xiang to Tang Bohu, which made Tang Bohu admit it.
It's just that the treacherous and cunning Mrs. Hua really turned her face, and put the world's first strange poison in that bowl of ginseng soup, 'one day to die', and Tang Bohu also said that his Tang family's 'smiling half-step madness' is the most poisonous poison in the world in order to save his life.
The two argued over this matter, and finally Tang Bohu tricked Mrs. Hua into eating his fake poison. Tang Bohu wanted to exchange antidotes with Mrs. Hua, but Mrs. Hua didn't do it, so Tang Bohu was locked up.
And because King Ning was unwilling, three days later, he sent a life-killing scholar to kill Hua Taishi, and in the end, Tang Bohu saved everyone in Washington.
Tang Bohu has made such a great contribution, and Mrs. Hua plans to marry Qiu Xiang to Tang Bohu.
It's just that when they visited the church, they made a bunch of jokes that made the audience in the cinema laugh.
However, in the end, Tang Bohu still had a lover with Qiu Xiang and finally became married.
Just when the audience thought that this was the happy ending, when Qiu Xiang said that mahjong pai gow was still a four-color card, Tang Bohu was immediately stunned.
When the audience saw this, they naturally knew why Tang Bohu fainted, because the eight wives in his family were also a group of gamblers, if Qiu Xiang was married back, it would not be gambling with the eight wives in the family, it was originally because the eight wives in the family liked to gamble, and Tang Bohu felt empty, lonely and cold, and now Qiu Xiang is like this, so what is the point of him Tang Bohu marrying Qiu Xiang?
The movie ended here, but the laughter in the screening room never stopped, and the laughter was loud, which made the moviegoers waiting outside to enter the theater very curious about which movie was playing in that screening room.
After some inquiry, I found out that it was Tang Bohu, who was Mo Wen, who ordered autumn incense, so many viewers who bought other movie tickets went to refund their tickets. changed to Tang Bohu's movie ticket for Qiu Xiang, they wanted to see how funny this movie was and could make the audience laugh like that.