The emaciated old man wore a white-washed blue tunic without a patch, and tortoiseshell-framed glasses rested on the bridge of his nose.

One of the temples was wrapped in medical tape, and the tiny eyes behind the glasses shimmered.

The characters in my mind are on the same page again.

This person is a shrewd Yan Bugui, nicknamed Yan Lao, and has always regarded himself as a cultural person.

At the same time, it is also a big dung truck that has to stop before passing by the door to taste the salty master.

Although he is a shrewd person, and even exploits his own children, there is no major problem with his three views.

Yan Bugui stood up slowly, put a large handful of melon seeds in his pocket, and shook his head: "The hen of the Damao family is lost, it must have been stolen by someone, and the thief who stole the chicken is either from the courtyard or outside." But don't be sad, Da Mao. Lao Tzu said, blessings and misfortunes lurk, and misfortunes and blessings rely on. Maybe you'll be a blessing in disguise? ”

"Third master, you don't have a backache when you stand and talk, I ran to your house at night, then your pickle jar was moved, see if you are still happy?" Xu Damao was reluctant, pinching his waist and glaring.

"You can't teach your children, and you can't carve rotten wood!" Yan Bugui looked like he hated iron but not steel, shook his head and sat down.

Xu Damao saw that the three stewards were unreliable, and he stomped his feet with hatred.

"Pity my five-pound twisted old hen, who can lay a big egg every day, and it was stolen like this."

At this time, a yin and yang strange voice came from the crowd: "Xu Damao, can you husband and wife lay eggs, let's lay eggs!" ”

Not being able to give birth to a child is a problem for Lou Xiao'e, and when she heard Silly Zhu's nonsense, she was so angry that her eyes widened, and she wanted to scold Silly Zhu.

But she is from everyone's beautiful background, and she can't swear words, so she can only "oops".

Xu Damao felt insulted, and rushed up to hit the stupid pillar.

Stupid Zhu's big physique, can he be scared?

"Sun thief, do you want to do something with your master?"

Xu Damao pointed out that he was not a stupid opponent, but the neighbors all looked at it, and they couldn't hold their faces for a while.

Gritted his teeth: "Silly Zhu, I won't give you general knowledge today, and I will definitely kill you another day." ”

"Don't wait for another day, just put it on hold today, let me see how you can kill me?" The stupid pillar ate Xu Damao, and he didn't give an inch.

Xu Damao's face darkened suddenly, and he waved his hand: "I'm looking for a hen, I don't have time to play with you." ”

Silly Zhu arched the fire: "I see, your hen can't be found." ”

If you don't steam steamed buns to fight for breath, Damao is also out of the way!

Xu Damao suddenly raised his head and looked at the onlookers, "If anyone finds out the chicken thief, I will give him the remaining hen!" ”

As soon as these words came out, the onlookers were in an uproar.

"A chicken is not cheap, and the vegetable market sells it for 1 yuan, right?"

"A big rooster costs 1 yuan, and an old hen like the Da Mao family that lays eggs costs at least 2 yuan."

A hint of intention flashed in Li Donglai's eyes.

There are only steamed buns at home, and if you can get a chicken to open the meat, it's not bad.

As a person who has opened his eyes, he naturally knows who the chicken thief is.

The chickens on the planet are certainly delicious.

Before Li Dong could act, someone stood up.

"Da Mao, what you just said, is it true?"

An old woman in a soap-colored coat walked out.

She is about forty years old, one meter four tall, and weighs more than one hundred and thirty pounds, which makes her look like a moving stone pier.

In this era, there is a shortage of materials, and it is rare to see such a fat person, and Li Donglai instantly recognized her as the necromancer Jia Zhang.

Since Jia Dongxu died in an accident, Jia Zhang's family has also contracted a bad disease that can be used as painkillers, relying on Qin Huairu's salary of 20.5 yuan per month, and it is very difficult, even if there is a stupid pillar to help.

But she was still greedy, and when she heard that Xu Damao was willing to take out the old hen, Jia Zhang's had bad thoughts.

Xu Damao hated this old pious woman, but the big words had already been spoken, so he could only pat his chest and say: "My Damao words count!" ”

Jia Zhang's face bloomed with joy, and he raised his hands and shouted: "I know who stole Xu Damao's old hen!" ”

"Who?"

Jia Zhang turned around and pointed to the stupid pillar with a confused face: "Silly Zhu, I asked him just now that there was a smell of stewed chicken soup in his house." ”

In the blink of an eye, he became a chicken thief, and Silly Zhu should have refuted it immediately, but he was speechless.

I shouted in my heart, careless!

Today, Deputy Director Li entertained the superior leaders, and Silly Zhu was responsible for cooking, so he took the sheep and got half a chicken.

At this time, it was simmering on the coal stove.

One lost the chicken, and the other stewed the chicken.

No matter who comes, I can't tell.

The various expressions on Silly Zhu's face changed, and in Xu Damao's eyes, it was clear evidence of stealing chickens.

"Okay, you grandson thief, you scolded so vigorously just now, you dared to love that you stole my old hen!"

Xu Damao rushed into the house as he spoke, pointed to the stainless steel pot on the coal stove and said.

Catching thieves and catching stolen goods, the stupid pillar had no way to defend himself, so he could only stiffen his neck and refuse to admit it.

"You say this chicken belongs to you? You shout it and see if it will promise? ”

"You..."

Xu Damao couldn't argue stupidly, turned his head to look at Yan Bugui: "Three masters, you come to judge." ”

Yan Bugui often receives Xu Damao's mushroom pecans, so he will naturally help Xu Damao.

"Silly Zhu, the third master asked you, where did you get this chicken?"

"I... I bought it at the wet market! "How dare the stupid pillar say that he stole it from the cafeteria, he can only lie.

Although there is a saying in the catering industry that chefs don't steal and grains are not abundant, no one will say anything when a stupid pillar comes out with some leftovers on weekdays.

However, a chicken is worth more than a dollar, and once it is known by the factory, it may be punished.

A lie takes thousands or hundreds of lies to complete.

Silly Zhu was soon asked by Yan Bugui and his face was red and his neck was thick.

When Jia Zhang saw this scene, he clapped his hands and applauded: "I knew that stupid Zhu was not a good thing, and he beat my daughter-in-law all day long." ”

Silly Zhu was furious in his heart, and almost told the truth of the matter.

On his way off work, he saw the stick terrier with Xiaodang and Huaihua, hiding under the cement jar to roast chicken and eat.

Don't think about it, that chicken must be Xu Damao's family.

Silly Zhu involuntarily cast his eyes on Qin Huairu.

Qin Huairu was excited about being able to eat chicken at the moment, and unexpectedly saw a chicken feather in her hand, and her little face instantly turned pale.

Thinking of the loss of appetite of the three children just now, there was still oil on the little hands of the little locust flower.

She got it!

It was his own three children who stole Xu Damao's old hen.

The stupid pillar was wronged!

Qin Huairu's breathing suddenly became rapid, and she couldn't hold back her panic, and when everyone was not paying attention, she snatched the chicken feathers from the stick terrier and stuffed them into her pocket, which was a sigh of relief in her heart.

Well, now as long as the stupid pillar can admit it, then his three children can pass the test safely.

Qin Huairu stroked her hair lightly, licked her lips with her pink little tongue, and in her charming peach blossom eyes, spring water suddenly flowed.

The silly pillar was immersed in the spring water, and his bones were numb.

"Don't ask, I stole the old hen of Xu Damao's family, what's the matter!"

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