Chapter 394: Miss Ji's eloquence

Xu San turned his head to look over and saw the two girls returning from the water, the two of them walked very closely, talking and laughing, and it seemed that the relationship was not bad.

The relationship between the two girls was better than Xu San expected, because Xu San felt that there would inevitably be a conflict when the two problem girls got together, but it didn't seem to be.

It's just that he seems to faintly see a trace of disdain and disgust in Xiaohong's eyes.

I don't care, that girl is a drama spirit, maybe this is for outsiders to see.

The kettle has been lowered to the ground.

Seeing the kettle, Xu San hurriedly walked over, picked up one, and then brought himself a glass of water.

I blew it, and drank it "Boom~Boom".

After a few sips, the dryness of his throat was relieved, and he said, "Then you can talk about it!" How did those people die? ”

"It's a long story, please listen to me slowly." Ji Wushuang said slowly, looking like a storyteller in a teahouse.

Xu San took another sip of water and said, "Then make a long story short!" ”

"Ahem~" Miss Ji cleared her throat, "It was a dark night where you couldn't see your fingers, and just after the third watch, a large dark cloud floated from the sky, and the golden light in the dark cloud was shining, and you could faintly see a golden armor god." Looking from afar, I saw that this god was as pale as a pill, his eyes were like a mirror, his hair horns were three feet long, and he looked like six animals, like a monkey..."

Hearing this, the corners of Xu San and Zhang Fengling's mouths couldn't help twitching.

But Ji Wushuang didn't seem to see their unnatural expressions, and continued, "I saw that this god slapped his stomach, and a bolt of lightning pierced the dense black clouds, pierced the silent night sky, and rushed down towards the substation on the ground. It's a pity...."

When he said this, Ji Wushuang also pinched it, and he had the momentum of a storyteller in a teahouse.

Xu San and Zhang Fengling behaved mediocre, and they didn't take Ji Wushuang's words seriously at all.

But Xiaohong was very interested, if this was in the teahouse, she would probably pay for the reward.

Ji Wushuang put on a shelf and didn't say anything further.

Xu San sighed, "I think your physics should be re-learned, and when I go out, go back to school and find Teacher Zhang to make up for your physics this holiday." ”

"Uh....." Ji Wushuang's originally embarrassed little face suddenly darkened, and said with flattering luck, "Don't, Mr. Edogawa, I'll finish the rest of the story, long story short." ”

After pondering for a while, Ji Wushuang continued: "It's a pity that the lightning didn't reach the ground, and it was resisted by a white sail. There was a red blood stain in the center of the white sail, which was rumored to be a shadowy thing produced by the woman's menstrual affairs, which happened to be the nemesis of this thunder and lightning. ”

Hearing this, Xu San said three times in his heart, I rely on, I rely on, I rely on it!

Who is this TMD's arrangement, is it Mr. Storyteller or Miss Ji herself.

No matter who it is, this passage is too lethal to say in Miss Ji's mouth.

Miss Ji, she is really a heroine among women!

Ji Wushuang picked up the cup, took a sip of water, and continued: "But after resisting a lightning bolt, the bloody white sail went down in the dark, like a footcloth, floating half-dead in the air!" The golden-armored gods in the sky were furious when they saw such a scene. So he slapped his stomach a few more times in a row. Then, countless lightning bolts fell from the sky, and one after another silver arcs illuminated the entire night sky, and countless heavenly thunderbolts pierced the thick clouds, like countless sharp swords, straight into the earth. In the face of such heavenly might, the white sail turned into powder in an instant, floating between the sky and the sky. ”

Xu San waved his hand, holding back his joy and displeasure, "Okay, you can tell the result." Don't exaggerate again, I'm afraid I can't help it.... Beat you! ”

Ji Wushuang stuck out his tongue and said, "Four Dongying people died in that substation, and when they were carried out, they were all black, as if they had been burned by fire. ”

"Anything else? The blackout is in the morning, not at night, there must have been witnesses around the substation, you must have paid for the news, right? ”

Ji Wushuang smiled, "Hehe, the teacher is smart, and he can't hide anything from you." In fact, the witnesses couldn't tell clearly, they just saw a few shelves in the substation, popping sparks, and then burning. ”

Xu Sannao made up the scene at that time and asked. "What about the inside of the substation, is there an arc, a fire, or an explosion or anything like that?"

Ji Wushuang pouted, "No, the substation is built in the wilderness, it's good that I can find witnesses, and it is an important facility for your Dongying people, ordinary people get too close and shoot directly to drive it away." ”

"Well, indeed! So what do you think, based on what you have learned, try to restore the cause of the accident that was too far away for the power outage. ”

When Ji Wushuang heard this, he immediately looked at Xu San with disdain, "Teacher, you also think too highly of me, you don't know how many people are looking for the cause of the accident too far now, if I can find out, the mayor who is too far away will not be able to offer me." ”

"What are you doing, three incense sticks in the morning and evening?" Xu San said sarcastically, and put the drained water cup on the table.

Seeing Xu San's dry water cup, Xiaohong obediently came over to pour water.

When the water was full, she found the sanitary napkin on the table.

Curious, she picked it up and looked at it, not knowing what it was, so she asked, "What is this?" ”

"This is called a sanitary napkin, which is used by us women during menstruation." Wushuang also walked over and explained, "My family plans to open a factory specializing in this kind of thing. ”

Xiaohong pinched it with a few hygiene tables, it felt soft and soft, and it felt good when pinched.

"This one is good, it's better than the tape." As he spoke, he turned around and looked at it repeatedly, and then asked with confusion, "Is this cotton?" But I didn't find an opening for cotton? Do you have to cut it every time, put it in cotton and sew it on? ”

Xiaohong, whose female red skills are about equal to zero, is not very interested in this design, and even feels troublesome.

"This thing is disposable, use it once and throw it away."

"Isn't that a little.... Waste! Xiaohong said a little regretfully, he felt that this sanitary napkin was used a lot of cotton for nothing, and it would be too wasteful to throw it away after only using it once.

"How about a sanitary napkin? Hygiene, hygiene, of course, for cleanliness. We are all women, we must know how to be kind to ourselves, and important things like menstruation must not be sloppy. Ji Wushuang said with a superior face.

"How much does this stuff cost?" Xiaohong asked.

Ji Wushuang wrinkled his cute little eyebrows and looked at Zhang Fengling, "How much do we sell." ”

"Haven't priced it yet? However, the [reliable] produced by the magic capital is a box of five tablets, and the price is five pieces a piece. ”

"Ocean?" Xiaohong asked?

"Hmm!" Zhang Fengling nodded.

Xiaohong couldn't help but say when she heard this price, "Isn't this a money grab?" ”

Miss Ji didn't care, "There is a reason why it is expensive, let me tell you why it is so expensive." With that, she picked up a cup and poured the tea on top of the sanitary napkin.

A cup of tea arrived, and the sanitary napkin was also dyed yellow-brown, and then she picked up the sanitary napkin that had become a fat man and said to Xiaohong, "You come and touch it." ”

Xiaohong stretched out her little hand, touched it, and then said with a look of surprise, "It's dry, it's not wet at all!" ”

"You know what? In order to buy the recipe for this fabric, we spent seven thousand oceans. Now only the magic capital produces this kind of thing on the market, and their cloth doesn't have the same function as ours. ”

"Awesome!" Xiaohong sighed, and then couldn't help but touch the chubby sanitary napkin again, but when she thought of the price, she felt pain again.

Ji Wushuang nodded, and pointed to the quilt where the water was poured just now with a smug expression, "Do you have such a large amount?" ”

Xiaohong shook her head and said no, but she suddenly thought of Xu Sanye next to her, so her little face immediately turned red, and then secretly looked at Xu San.

Xu San pretended not to see it, and continued to watch Miss Ji promote her own products.

"The cotton in this is also made with a special process, and there are ..... There is a ....." Ji Wushuang was speechless, because she couldn't remember how much the cotton adsorbed for a while.

turned his head to look at Zhang Fengxia, but found that due to the seat, Zhang Fengxia was not facing her at the moment, and he didn't look at her.

However, she saw Xu San stretch out five fingers and give her a hint.

Although he wondered how he knew, he still said directly, "There are five times the amount of blood sucked!" ”

"Huh? Then the recipe of this cotton also cost a lot of money, right? Xiaohong asked again in surprise.

"Haha, this didn't cost anything, I came here for nothing by relying on the relationship of my Ji family."

"Your Ji family is amazing!" Xiaohong praised it from the bottom of her heart.

"Papapa~" Xu San slapped his face and said, "Wushuang sauce is so eloquent, if I were a woman, maybe I would be tempted." ”

was praised, and Ji Wushuang naturally showed a smug look.

"Miss, what you just said is indeed good, the functions of our products are reflected, especially the act of pouring water is the finishing touch." Zhang Fengling also praised sincerely.

Someone praised himself again, and Ji Wushuang was even more embarrassed.

Looking at Miss Ji who was in Desse, Xu San immediately poured a basin of cold water mercilessly: "It's just that the price is still a bit high, and it is difficult to open the market if it is sold at the price of the magic capital [reliable]." ”

"I've thought about this too, but the cost is really high, and the cost of a single piece is a dime, not counting the packaging and transportation." Zhang Fengling said.

"Optimizing the production process should be able to reduce it a little bit, and besides, didn't I just say that? This size is shrinking a little bit, so that it can be compressed a little bit, and the packaging is a little simpler, but it needs to be beautiful, how about using plastic? I don't know if the Ji family has a way? ”

"The Ji family knows the factory that makes plastics, but the cost of plastic boxes is probably higher than that of wooden boxes." Zhang Fengling replied.

"You don't need a box, you can make it into a film like paper, and then you can heat seal it."

"I'll consult."

Looking at Xu San and Zhang Fengling's questions and answers, Ji Wushuang was very confused, "Sister Zhang, what did you let him do as an outsider in our family's business?" ”

Zhang Fengling smiled slightly, "Mr. Edogawa is not an outsider, this trade route was first proposed by him, and the appearance we use is different from [reliable], and this better design was also proposed by Mr. Edogawa first." The most important thing is that the lord said that if he participates in the management, he will be given 30% of the dry shares. ”

"Ah~~" Ji Wushuang listened to Zhang Fengling's words, his mouth opened wide in surprise, and then picked up the sanitary napkin again, "You mean that the appearance of this thing was designed by him?" ”

Xu San also asked suspiciously, "Have I ever designed it?" ”

"You didn't draw the drawings directly, but you drew a rough picture for me on the window on the train that day, and there are some details. And you also say that this design is called ergonomics. ”

Xu San smashed his mouth, he still did that.

At this time, Ji Wushuang looked at Xu San with surprise, panic, and disdain.

"So what are you doing with me?" Xu San asked.

"I'm thinking, how many women are you doing to design the look of this thing?" Miss Ji grinned and said unabashedly.

Xu San had the heart to go back, but in the face of Ji Wushuang, he felt that he had no bottom in his heart, and he really didn't know what words could come out of the eldest lady's mouth.

"Peerless! Pay attention to proportions when speaking! Zhang Fengling reminded again.

Miss Ji stopped talking, and then gave Xiaohong a look, meaning, I'm right, your man is a big pervert, and he is an old and unserious.

As an audience, Xiaohong also listened to the conversation of the few people just now, and she was also very concerned about Ji Wushuang's last words, and at this moment she was already re-examining her top boss.

Seeing that Xiaohong's eyes were also full of disdain, Xu San only coughed lightly and continued, "I saw it from a book? ”

"Which book?" Xiaohong Yin Yang asked angrily.

"Forget." Xu Sanhao replied without hesitation, because he didn't know which book, and advertisements for this thing were too common on TV.

"Humph!" Xiaohong snorted coldly, looking a little angry.

Seeing Xiaohong's pettiness and emotions, Ji Wushuang was happy in his heart, and felt that he was one step closer to saving Xiaohong from the sea of suffering.

Xu San ignored Xiaohong, who was playing petty, he was thinking about advertising.

Advertising in this era is still in its infancy, and it is still simply at the level of introducing products, although the effect is very good, but it is not yet deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

Xu San lowered his head and pondered, and didn't speak for a long time, Xiaohong couldn't help but ask, "Are you right by Miss Ji, and you can't refute it." ”

"No, I'm thinking about the slogan." Xu Santou replied to Xiaohong's words without raising his head.

Xiaohong's eyebrows raised, and she felt a green tendon on her head seem to jump, "Answer me, how many women do you have!?" ”

"Hmm..... Let me think about it. Xu San replied absentmindedly.

"Do you have to think about it? If it's less, do you need to think about it? It seems that Miss Ji is right, you are too much, and you haven't counted them yourself. Xiaohong said angrily, and then turned around and was about to leave, but was caught by Xu Sanyi.

"What are you doing? Anyway, you have a lot of women, and there is no shortage of me. Xiao Hong said sourly, tears falling down her eyes.

Looking at Chu Chu's poor Xiaohong, Xu Sanxin said, you did a really good job in this play, but it's a pity that you let me out.