Ziyang Zhenren called the three apprentices to him and said very seriously: "The three of you, one is treacherous, the other is slippery, and the other is the most unskilled!

The three apprentices were originally complacent, thinking that they had passed the test smoothly, but the master turned his face instead, but he didn't know what was wrong. It's just that the master doesn't usually teach anything, and he only follows him for a few days.

Ziyang Zhenren continued: I remember that the ancestor Hongjun Ancestor who was a teacher once said that treacherous knowledge is not as good as bullshit!

First for the ancestors, this is of course what Ziyang Dazhen said for the ancestor he had never seen. "Let me ask you, what is the simplest, easiest and most effective way for you to defeat him as a teacher?"

Li Yuan said domineeringly: Split him with a knife! Hehe, but the disciple can't split it, Master, you can definitely do it.

Yuan Tiangang said: It's safest to fool him. Fighting, killing, and killing is not a door. Fooling people is an old business.

Li Chunfeng said: Master, no, the apprentice will, he won't know how to do it, he can win by any way. Fair and square.

The three of them said that, they were so angry that Ziyang Zhenren's face turned purple. reversed Fuchen and slammed a headshot, and scolded: Three stupid talents! Each person copied Lao Tzu's 5,000 words 30 times tonight! Taishang Laojun made it clear how to win him, you ~~~~ You ~~~~~ be the teacher and ask you again, what are we doing here?

Three-person humanity: Enter Beijing to meet the Duke of Chu.

Ziyang Zhenren smiled bitterly: Fortunately, I haven't forgotten. Then let the teacher make an example for you, boys!

Sure enough, not only the three apprentices widened their round eyes, but even the others were all waiting for Ziyang Zhenren to show his hand.

Li Jing didn't dare to be careless, and shouted with a big gun: Old Dao, take out all your ability to press the bottom of the box. Hehe, I have a lot of friends today.

As he spoke, his hands were clenched, and his palms were slightly sweaty, this person was terrible, this was intuition.

Ziyang Zhenren immediately clasped his fists and saluted: "Li Gongzi, is the word friend also easy to call?

After that, in the sound of more than 100 eyeballs landing, Ziyang Zhenren turned over and dismounted, bent over, and walked steadily under Li Jing's big gun. Then he said: Thank you Li Gongzi for your mercy, poor Dao thinks about it, none of them can beat Gongzi, and I really don't admire Gongzi's friend. Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, there will be a period later!

Li Jing put away the gun, seemed to have an understanding for a while, and stayed on the spot.

Seeing the Pope walk by with his head bowed, the rest, including Tsing Yi and Ziyi, walked past him without a sound. Then get on the horse and hurry to the Jingshi.

The atmosphere of the group is a little weird, and the strength of Ziyang real people is obvious to all. The black sword and white sword are known as the number one master of the Kansai underworld. Not to mention that he is full of magic weapons, two spirit beasts! is such a master, and his status is noble, he is shameless to such a point.

(Ziyang scolded: If you don't open the house for three days, who do you say is shameless.)

The author shamelessly said: Hehe, I'm sorry, there's one word missing, it's "shameless".

Li Chunfeng said: Master, this kid plays with words, face and face, it doesn't mean the same thing.

The author hurriedly said: You have a great testimony, and there is a big difference between this. Shameless, shameless, shameless, unexpected, superior!

Ziyang Zhenren: Sounds a little reasonable.

The author wiped a cold sweat and said: It's finally over)

The book continues to the end: I don't want to be so shameless. (It still sounds lewd and shameless)

As for what he said, the most important way was to put up a white flag and surrender! Alas, speechless ~~~~~~~~~~

The people and horses couldn't get out of the three miles, and Xiyue suddenly roared: "I understand, I understand!

He came here and hurried over, and arrived in a moment. Stopped Ziyang Zhenren Ma Tou and said: Dao Chief, the kid has been taught. Doing nothing is better than doing, doing nothing and doing everything, as the so-called world has nothing to do, and mediocrity disturbs itself. I, Li Jing, am that mediocre person! If a real person wants to enter Beijing, why should he compete with an arrogant junior. You are humble and uncompetitive, and you have a dull meaning. Fame and fortune are like clouds to you, and money is like dung to you. Non-real celebrities can't be like this, it's really comparable to the Spring and Autumn Period@$##两汉%@%Wei Jinzhi*%#

Stop, Ziyang Zhenren shouted: Poor Dao will not make you a friend.

Li Jing was extremely embarrassed, he already had a master, and it was inconvenient to apprentice. I had to ask to be a registered disciple. Ziyang Zhenren was so annoyed that he should charge it immediately.

At this moment, not only the three apprentices were stupid, but the disciples of Huashan were stupid, and even Ziyi asked in a low voice: Dead, isn't it acting again?

The joy in Ziyang Zhenren's heart, what is this and what, with the talent of the poor way to learn the demeanor, what is the difficulty of impressing a little madman?

The three apprentices came together to talk about their experiences and the way of doing nothing. One to say that he would copy the Tao Te Ching a hundred times. It turns out that Lao Jun's mantra really works, and it is not to fool people!

Ziyang Zhenren scolded in a low voice: "It's still stupid! Li Jing is crazy, and it's strange to be a teacher! The master has already said that it is better to be professional, to be specialized than to be crazy, and to be crazy is not as good as to be weird. I still don't understand, for the sake of the teacher, you will be punished to copy the "Nanhua Sutra" a hundred times.

The three apprentices rolled off their horses on the spot. That's "Zhuangzi", this sub-sage is not as good as the most holy refinement in grammar. People have done all 5,000 words, how many tens of thousands has this kid written! That's a long one.

Ziyang Zhenren saw that the three apprentices didn't want to copy and scolded: If you dare to be wordy, you will be punished for copying "Huainan Honglie".

Dizzy, really dizzy, no matter how wordy you are, do you want to copy the great works of the starting point, it is millions at every turn!

The apprentices did not dare to talk more, so that they would never copy Sun Tzu if they copied "Lao Tzu", and they would never copy the village if they copied "Zhuangzi". Let the copying of "Huainanzi" never copy the starting point.

was so troubled by Li Jing that he couldn't catch up with lunch. After walking a short distance, I finally touched the gate of Jingshi. Li Jingzong immediately stepped forward and said to the named master: "Teacher, the apprentice has made a heavy oath that he must make a hundred friends before entering the city. Wait for the apprentice to make another person.

After that, I didn't wait for the teacher to make a statement. The horse spun around in half a circle. Look around. I saw a fruit seller on the side of the road, and he kept shouting: Ladies and gentlemen, famous friends, take a look at it, this fruit is very good! Li Jing pointed at the peddler with a spear and said: Okay, are you and I friends?

The peddler was well-informed, but he also replied calmly: Childe laughs, Childe hands in, how dare the little one say no, naturally it is.

Li Jingdao: Even if you are a friend, then you will give me ten fruits!

The peddler was also single, no wonder, in the face of a big gun, he was not a single, so he immediately grabbed the walnuts and sent them to Li Jing. Li Jing took over the big joy: Friend, my surname is Li Mingjing, the word pharmacist. If you are a friend, you have to be blessed and enjoy the same difficulties, although it is not as good as Liu Guanzhang, it is natural to take care of each other in the future. Brother one step ahead, the word Li Jing will definitely be famous in Beijing from today onwards!

The hawker sweated in the winter, and he didn't know how to rob it, but he also made friends. Looking at the guards standing like specimens on the upper floor of the city, he really sued him for inaction!

This friend is very fast. Li Jing gave the walnuts to the master, the master, the aunt, the second brother, the third brother, and Washington, etc., and so on. I heard the peddler shout: Is there any royal law, last month I only paid 20 wen, but this month I want 50 wen! You see how many catties I have, take it and sell it!

Li Jing looked back, and the fruit seller friend he had just made was in big trouble. Dozens of beggars gathered around the fruit stand. Li Jing scolded: Grandma, dare to bully me Li Jing's friend, master and brother, you go first, I will come when I go!

Then he returned to his horse and rushed to the beggar.

Ziyang Zhenren said to Ziyi: Sister, you go to meet the master first. Those people are beggars and disciples, and Li Jing will suffer a big loss