Chapter 1 Fragments of Memory about Niu A
I remember when I was declared dead, it seemed like a certain year during the Republic of China.
I don't remember exactly what year it was.
Whether I'm really dead or not, I don't remember.
All I remember is that I felt like I was declared dead, and I thought I was dead.
Before I was declared dead, I was a cart puller.
I said it was pulling a foreign car, but I didn't know a single letter in foreign languages.
I only know Chinese in China.
I came into contact with the foreign language before I was declared dead, that is, I came into contact with the foreign language before the temporary, and it was only two letters: NA, plus an exclamation mark, NA!
I remember that there was another "foreigner" who was pronounced dead with me.
At that time, we did not call foreigners foreigners, but "foreigners". The name of this "foreigner" is John or something, I can't remember it clearly, only the word "John", and the two letters "Niu A" are what he taught me to know.
The exclamation point doesn't need to be taught by him, and I've always lived in it.
For example, "Come here!" "I knew it was a male employer who called me, and I was not polite.
Another example is "Coachman!" "I knew it was the female employer who called me, and I was polite and unkind.
Another example: "It's time to pay this month's protection fee!" "I knew it was the snake talking about me, and it wasn't a discussion.
"You're so honest! Want to die? "I knew that this was the black dog Liu Mazi yelling at me, and it was definitely not asking for advice.
That's how I live in an exclamation point.
So, it was John or something who taught me the letters "NA", and I didn't need him to teach me the exclamation point, which I was born with.
I'll stop talking about this for now, and I'll tell you when I remember.
Before this, in my understanding, there were only two kinds of people in the world, one was Niu A!
The other is a person who is not a bull!
Those who are officials, those who are rich, those who live a nourishing life, those who are powerful, those who have ability, those who are capable, and those who can kill people all belong to Niu A!
Those who have no power, no money, who have a hard time, who are not powerful, who have no ability, who are incapable, who are incapacitated, who will only be killed, all belong to people who are not bullish!
I'm a typical person who is not a bull A!
Liu Mazi is a typical Niu A person!
Who is Liu Mazi? Don't sell it, let's just say it, Liu Mazi is the Niu A person who announced that I was dead.
Liu Mazi's official position is detective, the clothes he wears are black, and he flaunts his might on the street all day long, so everyone calls him Inspector Black Dog.
I was declared dead by this black dog Liu Mazi.
In other words, I died from Niu A, which shows that I am not Niu A!
In fact, I've never been a bad guy. So, whoever is a cow A can bully me!
So, all the people who are cow A or the people who pretend to be cow A can me!
In other words, I was killed by that black dog inspector Liu Mazi of Niu A!
Liu Mazi, who had enough of me and finally announced that I was dead, is really a very good person, or rather, he is a person who is very good at pretending to be a cow A.
But no matter what, he belongs to the category of Niu A.
And I, no matter how I say it, belong to the category of not being a cow A, and I can't even pretend to be a cow A.
Liu Mazi is really good!
Liu Mazi has an electric baton, which is electrified, and it makes a sizzling sound when he pokes at a person, which makes people's hearts beat, and it is more terrifying to live than to die! Liu Mazi also has a gun, ****, raised towards the human brain, and the fingers "snapped" with a slight movement, making people's heads bloom, and the brains splashed before they had time to leave their last words, just like the tofu brain flowing out after a porcelain bowl filled with a bowl of tofu brain was broken......
Look at this cow A! It's so awesome!
Under this bull A, whoever wants not to die, then he has to be honest!
I was declared dead because I was dishonest.
But to be honest, Liu Mazi is not without benefits at all.
Liu Mazi has an advantage: whoever admits him Niu A can live!
Whoever doesn't admit him Niu A will have to flow out of his brains......
Liu Mazi also has two characteristics.
First, never let anyone who bows down and admits that he is a cow A's brains go to the tofu brain.
Second, never let go of anyone who doesn't admit him Niu A, even if he doesn't admit it a little, or if he doesn't admit it happily, then he will let this person's brain flow into his brain......
Actually, I'm not dishonest. I've always been honest, I just didn't admit Liu Mazi Niu A or didn't admit it happily, so he announced that I was dead. I don't remember if he let my brain flow out of my tofu brain, because I'm dead.
Dead people have no memory.
I admit I deserve to die!
It is said that because I not only did not recognize Liu Mazi Niu A, but also thought that he was pretending to be Niu A. I want to be more awesome than him!
Going against Liu Mazi is destined to not be lived.
I think Liu Mazi is pretending to be a cow A, but it's not what I think, it's the tall American foreigner named John who taught me to think so.
I want to be better than Liu Mazi, and it's not my willingness, but it was also taught to me by a tall American foreigner named John or something.
I'll tell you a story about this foreigner named John or something. Because the words he left me when he was pronounced dead were about Niu A, and incomplete about Niu A. What he wrote on the paper at that time was the two letters "NA", plus an exclamation mark, but what he said was in Chinese with a foreign accent "ηA!" He said, "The only way to deal with the person who is ox A or the person who pretends to be ox A is to ......"What is the point? Before he could finish speaking, he was pronounced dead. This incomplete sentence made me die without understanding a question: what should be done to the person who is cow A and the person who pretends to be cow A!
Later, after I traveled into the world, I eavesdropped on a poetry reading, and a poet who looked fat like a fat pig recited a poem he had written. The poet's name is Dian Qiu, and the name of the poem is "Who Cow A I Cao Who", which reminds me of the foreigner John's sentence "The only way to treat the person who is Niu A or the person who pretends to be Niu A is to ......"
Aha, I see, it's cao! The secret is here! The second half of John's sentence was originally reserved for this poet named Dianqiu, and it was for the poet to tell me this secret......
This delay is a big delay, and it hurts me, let those people who are cow A or people who pretend to be cow A me so many times until I am killed......
That's a later story, so let's stop for now.
Anyway, I've been killed by someone, and everything before death is meaningless.
As for how I ended up messing with those people who were cow A or people who pretended to be cow A? How to them? To what extent? You'll find out if you look down patiently.
I can only give you a hint hereββ-
Where there is oppression, there is resistance!
Where there are people, there are people!
This is the law of nature and a philosophical question.
I follow the laws of nature and more philosophies.
Philosophy, in fact, is to explore the laws of the world.
The story begins in earnest --
Inspector Liu Mazi, the black dog, wanted to fuck my daughter-in-law Osmanthus, in the sense of a hooligan, and he stripped off my daughter-in-law Osmanthus's clothes......
Thankfully, I arrived in time to stop it......