I was satisfied with John's answer.

John said, "You ask me why I care about your business." I answer you, because your actions have gone beyond the cruelty of this world to people! I can't accept it, I can't bear it! I'm a citizen of the United States, you can't treat me like this! I'm going to accuse you! ”

John said this, and as a result, he was subjected to the same instruments of torture as me. Perhaps because of my infection, John was so strong that I admired him!

Liu Mazi, perhaps out of fear of diplomatic relations, added two bricks less than me when adding bricks to John's tiger chair.

Maybe it was because they didn't plan to add fewer bricks, but John promised them to write a letter of guarantee when the pain was unbearable.

"Devil! Devil! You don't torture me anymore, I'll write a guarantee, is that okay? John said bitterly.

The black dogs stopped their torture of John, brought paper and pens, and waited for John to write a letter of guarantee.

My mood suddenly became conflicted. I endured all this for the sake of my daughter-in-law Osmanthus, but what is John for? I shouldn't have given in, but why didn't John?

I hope he doesn't give in, but I don't want him to suffer innocently.

However, when he shouted that he wanted to write a guarantee, I still looked down on him, and felt that he was also an unbeaten character as a foreigner! I don't want John to continue to be tortured, and I despise him for not being tortured!

When he asked the black dogs to take out a pen and paper and plan to write a letter of guarantee, I completely looked down on him! I waited to see his jokes - the jokes of a hard-mouthed and weak-hearted hypocrite......

At that moment, I even had a sense of pride—proud of the torture instruments—foreigners, you are as fucking cowardly as mice, and you are also afraid of our home-grown torture instruments......

However, the truth is not what I imagined.

John took a pen and paper and wrote two letters that I will never forget: NA!

I'm an uneducated person, I don't know anything but Chinese, where can I understand what he wrote "NA!" What does that mean?

I thought what he wrote was a letter of guarantee for Liu Mazi, so I stared at him disdainfully and asked, "Did you write a letter of guarantee?" What do you promise? ”

Unexpectedly, John's explanation to me was: "Cow A! You're awesome! You're the real cow A! I'm going to learn from your cow A too! ”

I asked him, "What does it have to do with the two letters you wrote?" ”

John explained, "Our English NA is your Chinese Niu A!" The cow A in your Chinese is the NA in our English. Add an exclamation point, that's what the real cow A means. ”

I said, "I don't have a cow A?" It's that they've been bull A. ”

John said, "No, no, no, they're pretending to be Ox A, and you're the real Ox A!" You're the real cow A-man I've ever met! They're pretending to be cow A! I'm going to tell you a secret, that is, the only way to deal with people who think they are cow A or people who pretend to be cow A in the future is to ......"

"How?" I desperately wanted to get the secret.

"That's ......" Before John's words could be finished, he was interrupted by Liu Mazi.

Liu Mazi said: "Foreign devil, if you dare to talk nonsense, I will send you to see your god immediately!" ”

John smiled mysteriously and said to me, "Damn! I surrender to them, and I am willing to write them a guarantee. ”

"...... you?" I stared at John in surprise.

"Damn! Don't get me wrong, I swear to God, I'll make them happy! John said, and then shouted, "Liu Mazi, Inspector Liu, I admit defeat, I promise you ......"

Liu Mazi was overjoyed: "Okay, okay, you hurry up and write a guarantee." Add an article that it is not allowed to talk about this matter to the outside world, and it is not allowed to cause international disputes......"

John smiled and said, "You don't have to write, I can just say it." I promise, you will be responsible for the aftermath of his daughter-in-law! You must be responsible for him who is alive! I promise you that I will indict you diplomatically! I promise that if you do this to other women, I promise that my foreign gun will never shrink into the crotch of my pants! I'm going to put it on your head, bang—make your head bloom......"

Liu Mazi was annoyed and angry, but he was suffering from diplomatic relations and did not dare to do anything to John. So, he took his anger at me, and took it upon himself to pull out a red-hot soldering iron from the burning stove......

Liu Mazi, who was holding the red soldering iron, first admired the redness of the soldering iron, and then said to me slowly: "He is a foreigner, I dare not provoke him, for fear of causing international disputes." But I can afford to mess with you, a turtle pulling a foreign cart......"

Liu Mazi suddenly stopped, changed his words, and said, "Isn't it right? If this foreigner tells me about it, then I won't be able to eat and walk around! I've got to kill this foreigner first!" ”

To tell you the truth, I didn't see how Liu Mazi killed John, a foreigner, because Liu Mazi had already dangled the red soldering iron in front of my eyes, which made me unable to see anything else except the redness of the sparks.

In an instant, Liu Mazi came to me and said: "I solemnly declare that the foreign devil is dead, as for how I used to make him die, this must be kept secret from you." What I can tell you is that you will also die in three seconds, don't blame me, I didn't let you die, it was this soldering iron that made you die, and when you go to the underworld, don't settle accounts with me, settle accounts with this soldering iron......"

Three seconds later, I was burned to death by Liu Mazi's soldering iron......

It's three seconds, but it's not necessarily accurate, maybe three and a half seconds, maybe four seconds, or five seconds, six seconds, maybe ten seconds......

But in general, I just died when Liu Mazi announced that I was dead......

I don't know if I'm really dead, but according to the announcement of Inspector Liu Mazi before I died, I have to confirm that I am really dead......

It doesn't matter if you die, who doesn't die if you live for a lifetime?

The key question is that it doesn't matter if I die, after all, I died for my daughter-in-law Osmanthus, for my dignity as a man.

I die without regrets! Born for love, born for greatness! Die for love, die for glory! Die well deserved!

But I even burdened John, and let the family of the United States and foreigners also take their lives in vain, which makes me very unhappy...... I don't even know how to define this righteous foreigner......

A few years later, I became a man of culture.

After I crossed into the world, I read a peerless masterpiece in which he said, "What is the spirit of a foreigner, without self-interested motives, who regards the cause of the liberation of the Chinese people as his own?" This is the spirit of internationalism, this is the spirit of communism......" It is also said in the masterpiece, "A person has great or small ability, but as long as he has this spirit, he is a noble person, a pure person, a moral person, and a person who is free from low tastes......

This excellent work gave me a very important revelation: the actions of John, a foreigner from the United States, should be classified as "the spirit of internationalism", he belonged to a great internationalist warrior, and his death should be understood as "dying for world peace". His abilities are not great, and he only has a small pistol in his hand, but he has an internationalist spirit, and he should belong to the "noble man", "pure man", "moral man", "detached from low tastes".

Of course, that's what I was inspired by later.

At that time, there was a key question that was not solved, and that was that until I died, I did not understand the question of what to do with the person who is cow A or the person who pretends to be cow A!

Although I am dead, I have always remembered the words left to me by John the Foreigner, who did not have time to say the whole thing: the only way to treat the person who is cow A or the person who pretends to be cow A is to ......

No way! This foreigner is too incomprehensible to speak! No matter how brief you are, you shouldn't be incomplete......

The only way to deal with the person who is cow A or the person who pretends to be cow A is to ......

No way! This question continues to haunt me for decades after my death......

This torture made me always remember this unyielding foreigner John, and I can't forget it more and more......