Hearing Shixian say this, I was happy, and said anxiously: "Then please ask the master to quickly turn me into a cultural person, what are you waiting for?" ”

Shixian said slowly: "How can I turn you into a cultural person? ”

"Teach me culture!" I say.

"How can I teach you culture?"

"You are a master, I am an apprentice, you should teach me culture!"

"I'm a master? Are you an apprentice? When did you perform the Prayer Prayer? When did I promise to take you as an apprentice? ”

"As you said earlier, you can teach your children."

"Just because you say that your children can be taught, doesn't it mean that you have to teach them? You have to bow first. ”

"That'...... You say, I promise you any conditions, except money! ”

"Don't talk to me about money! When I had a lot of money, you were still playing with pee! As for me, first of all, I want you to know what is the dignity of the teacher. ”

I asked, "Then what is the dignity of the teacher?" ”

Shixian said: "If you want to worship me and me as a teacher, the first thing you have to remember is that when you call me in the future, you must use the word 'you', not the word 'you', remember?" ”

"Remembered." I say.

Shixian said, "No, I should say, 'Remember, master.'" ’”

I said, "Remember, master!" ”

"Do you still remember the purpose of wanting to be educated and being an official?"

"Remember, master!"

Shixian said: "That's good, count your apprenticeship completed, the two of us will have a formal master-apprentice relationship from now on, I have to be responsible for your apprentice, and you have to be responsible for my master!" ”

I said, "Remember, master!" ”

Shixian said: "From then on, for you, I will not be a poet or a great poet, that is the title given to me by others, and you are not qualified for this." For you, I'm just your master. ”

"Yes, master, you are my master!"

"That's fine." The master smiled slightly and said, "Next, I will arrange a cultural crash course for you, specifically to teach you to learn culture." ”

I said, "Yes!" Master, I must study hard and make progress every day! ”

The master laughed and said, "Study hard and make progress every day!" That's a good thing to say! ”

Next, the master arranged a "cultural crash course" for me.

The specific courses are as follows:

Step 1: Learn Du Fu's poetry.

Step 2: Learn Bai Juyi's poetry.

Step 3: Learn Li Bai's poetry.

The first step is to learn the content of Du Fu's well-known poems.

Two yellow orioles are singing green willows, and a line of egrets is in the sky.

The window contains a thousand autumn snow in Xiling, and the door is berthed in the Dongwu Wanli ship.

The country is broken by mountains and rivers, and the city is deep in spring and grass.

When I feel the tears, I hate the birds.

The beacon fire lasted for three months, and the family letter was worth 10,000 dollars.

The whitehead scratches are shorter, and the hairpin is overwhelming.

Hold the bow as strong, and use the arrow as the long.

Shoot the man first and shoot the horse, and capture the thief first and capture the king.

There is a limit to killing, and the nations have their own borders.

If you can control the invasion of the mausoleum, how can you kill more?

Step 2: The content of the study is Bai Juyi's famous poems.

The south of the Yangtze River is good, the scenery is old, and the sunrise river flowers are red.

In spring, the river is as green as blue. Can you not remember Jiangnan?

A remnant sun spreads in the water, half of the river is sorrowful and half of the river is red.

Pity the three nights of the first month of September, the dew is like a pearl and the moon is like a bow.

Leaving the grass on the plain, one year old and one withered.

Wildfires burn inexhaustibly, and spring breezes blow and regenerate.

Yuanfang invaded the ancient road, and the clear green connected the deserted city.

He sent Wang Sun to go, full of farewell.

The third step is the master Li Bai's own poems.

I was puzzled and asked him, "Why did you arrange your own poems in the end?" ”

He said: "First of all, you have to keep a low profile. The two in front of them are all famous poets of the Tang Dynasty, Du Fu is known as the 'Poetry Saint', and Bai Juyi is known as the 'Poetry Demon', they are all my junior brothers, their poems are all very well written, and they should be studied first, as for my poems, you also have to learn them, so as not to be unknown in the future. ”

The bright moonlight in front of the bed is suspected to be frost on the ground.

Look up at the bright moon and look down at your hometown.

A pot of wine among the flowers, drinking alone without a blind date.

Raise a glass to invite Mingyue, and the shadow becomes a trio.

Five-flowered horse, golden qiu,

Hu'er will exchange for fine wine and eliminate eternal sorrow with you......

Li Bai was about to go on a boat, and suddenly heard the sound of singing on the shore.

The Peach Blossom Lake is thousands of feet deep, not as deep as Wang Lun to send me love.

I am born to be useful, and my daughter will come back when I am gone.

Look up to the sky and laugh and go out, how can my generation be a Penghao person.

How many days the cultural crash course lasted, I don't remember. Anyway, the master said it was a crash course, so it must be very fast.

I only remember that under the guidance of my master, I was familiar with many poems by Du Fu and Bai Juyi, and I also dabbled more in many of my master's poems.

Suddenly, one day, the master put a poem in front of me for me to read, but I didn't know that the master was testing me, but I just thought those words were very familiar, so I blurted out and read them.

I want to dream of Wu Yue, and fly to the mirror lake and moon in one night.

The lake and the moon shine on me and send me to the river.

Gong Xie's residence is still there, and the green water is rippling and the ape is crying.

With Xie Gong's clogs on his feet, he climbed the green cloud ladder.

Half of the wall sees the sea and the sun, and the sky smells the chicken.

Thousands of rocks are uncertain, and the flowers leaning on the stones have suddenly been twilight.

The bear roared and the dragon sang Yin Yanquan, and the deep forest was terrifying.

The clouds are green and green, and the water is surging and smoking.

There is a lack of thunderbolts, and the hills are destroyed.

The stone fan of the cave is suddenly opened.

The blue and dark are bottomless, and the sun and moon shine on the gold and silver platform.

Ni is the clothes and the wind is the horse, and the kings of the clouds come down one after another.

The tiger drum is rushing back to the car, and the immortal people are like hemp......

"Okay, don't read any further, you're already a cultural person." The master interrupted me and said, "I didn't expect you to have such a good understanding and learn so quickly. ”

I was pleasantly surprised: "I didn't expect it to be so easy to become a cultural person, I knew this, why did I pull a foreign car in the first place?" It's not enough to be a cultural person directly. ”

The master said, "There is no regret medicine in the world, and you should not get carried away." Besides, your years of pulling foreign cars to serve people are also a kind of experience process for you, and it is also a rare wealth, which will be beneficial to you in the future. ”

I said, "So what's next?" ”

"It's been arranged for you to go somewhere." The master said.

"Listen to you, master, I will go wherever you arrange me to go."

"It's good to obey the arrangement, but it's still a question of whether you can complete the task if you go."

"Guaranteed to complete the mission!" I patted my chest and said.

"It's not a question of whether you pat your chest or not, the key is whether you can have the world in mind."

"I promise to keep the world in mind!" I patted my chest again.

"Okay, then you say, what happened to you in the past is not a big deal?"

"Compared with what happened to others, what happened to me is nothing but worth mentioning!"

The master stroked his beard and praised me and said, "Okay, not only has my ideological understanding improved, but my speech has also become more literal, and even the word "little witch" can be used accurately. I can rest assured. ”

"The master has won the award, I am a class with an axe, and I play with a knife before closing. Still work hard, still work hard! ”

The master looked at me suspiciously and said, "It's an idiom to get an axe in the class, but this ...... What does it mean to play with a knife before shutting down? Why haven't I heard of it? ”

I smiled and said: "It means that Lu Ban plays with an axe in front of the door and plays with a big knife in front of Guan Gong, both of which are manifestations of self-indulgence." ”

The master looked at me with satisfaction and said, "Yes, I have made great progress!" However, there are some things that still need to be explained. This time, I sent you not to eat, drink and have fun, but to fight in a different way. ”

"Master, just say, where to send me?"