"Alright, alright." Lily grabbed Honghong and said, "Looks like this is really a chick, uncivilized." Honghong, don't worry about her, she doesn't have any money anyway, so it's useless to care. It's better to be like this, our sisters will make fun of him today. ”

"It's really nothing! Anyway, I was also brought into this line by you, you are the master, I listen to you. Honghong said.

"I ask you, what kind of person are you?" Lily asked.

"I'm a cultural person." I say.

Lily: "Cultural people? I'll go! Another cultural person! Then let me ask you, how old are you? ”

Me: "A cultural person who writes poetry, my master is the poet fairy Li Bai." ”

Lily: "Li Bai? Is that Li Bai who is in the bright moonlight in front of the bed? ”

"Do you know my master?" I was suddenly surprised.

"The bright moonlight in front of the bed, two pairs of shoes on the ground, it is very comfortable to raise your head, and you have to pay with your head down. Yes, yes, yes, it's this poem, it's this Li Bai who wrote it. ”

It sounds like this, but if you think about it, doesn't it taste right? My master Shixian doesn't seem to write much like this?

I corrected, "The first sentence is correct, but the bottom one doesn't seem to be right......"

"Are you embarrassed to say it down?" Honghong couldn't wait to interject and say, "You can't do it at all!" ”

"Okay, let's not talk about that topic for now. Let's start with the question of poets. You say that you are an apprentice taught by the poet immortal, then let me ask you, do you know how to compose poetry? ”

"Yes, you don't see, the water of the Yellow River comes from the sky......" I said the famous sentence of the poet Li Bai casually.

"What is the water of the Yellow River? You haven't even made my sister's red water out yet. Lily said, "What you said is not a poem at all, do it again!" ”

I suddenly remembered the poem of the poet next door just now, and said: "Thousands of rivers and mountains are always about love, can you not tip?" ”

"Aha!" Lily laughed, "The one I met just now was taught by a master?" Okay, this is a poem, and you didn't listen to the wall in vain. ”

I said, "I listened, and I listened very carefully." ”

"Then I ask you, do you know who come to us all the time?"

I shook my head.

Lily: "Let me tell you, there are all kinds of things, such as small bosses, retired old cadres, migrant workers, cultural people, and security guards......"

Me: "So many kinds?" ”

"Don't interrupt me, listen to me, I'm teaching you common sense." Lily interrupted me and continued, "We mean different things to different categories of people. For small bosses, we are the place where they spend their money and have fun; For retired cadres, we are the activity center for veteran cadres; For migrant workers, we are their dormitories; For cultural people, we are a place where we can get tired of it for almost no money......"

"I'm also a cultural person, I don't play anything else, I'll be tired of playing." I say.

Lily: "Why don't you say it, you cultural people, you're so crooked!" You can only get tired of it! You are the poorest, and those migrant workers are richer than you! ”

Me: "What's wrong with the migrant workers?" ”

Lily: "The migrant workers are very simple and have a good time, and they throw money away and leave." The little boss is not short of money, and he feels cool and adds a little tip. The old cadre is also good, the pension is there, and he is worried that he has nowhere to spend, and he is waiting well, and he is still pestering us to make an appointment for the next time. ”

Me: "Then what's wrong with us cultural people?" ”

Lily: "Just cultural people like you, you are tired, you don't have much money, you still want to play, and when you're done, you're tired of it, either you give half of it, or you don't give a third, or you owe it, and some play humor and write an IOU in person." ”

Me: "Then I'll be tired of playing crooked, and I'll write IOUs too." ”

Lily: "Is it possible to write an IOU for this?" But then again, this kind of crookedness is not completely useless, this crookedness often makes us feel very embarrassed, don't want money, we are not reconciled, we rely on this to make money. Forced him to ask for money, he didn't, he slept while playing, can't you force him to return it? ”

Me: "Why can't you get it back?" ”

Lily: "You're so funny! Is there a retreat in this matter? Especially when I meet those cultural people who are very good at playing tricks, when they are in a hurry, he will say, I played with you, but I don't have much money, or you can play me too, right? ”

Me: "Then you can play him once, won't you clear it up?" ”

Lily: "How stupid are you? Or pretending to be stupid? I'll tell you today, if you don't have money, you don't have money, cultural people are poor, less is less, but you can't give nothing! You know, the old lady has no true feelings, and she has to get at least 100 yuan! That's the price of the poet just now. ”

Me: "I...... I don't have any money, I really don't have any money. I didn't have any money to eat just now...... I ......"

Lily: "Do you really want to empty the gloves of the white wolf?" Don't have any money with you? ”

Me: "Yes, cultural people don't need to spend money. ”

Lily: "You...... You...... What happened to the cultural people? Your culture is in your head, is it possible for you to ...... Is your culture still running into the crotch? Didn't pay for eating and drinking? So how did you leave? ”

Me: "I came out singing." ”

Lily: "Can you sing?" Then you sing it to us. ”

I sang, "This world, I have come...... The red dust is rolling and chic, and go back ......"

Lily and Honghong smiled and bent over, and the two hugged each other with great joy.

I continued to sing: "If you have nothing, you will follow me, you will follow me......"

Lily laughed and stopped me: "Okay, okay, good singing, you can go." ”

"May I go?" I thought I misheard.

"You can go, you can go." Honghong laughed so hard that tears were about to flow out.

I grabbed my duffel bag and was about to head out.

Honghong "giggled" and laughed.

I glanced at Honghong and shook my head, indicating that I didn't want to.

"Honghong is teasing you, let's go, let's go." Lily was laughing to the point of tears.

I walked down the stairs and heard them talking about me behind me.

One said, "What a nervous disorder!" ”

The other said, "It's not bad, it's not light!" ”

I don't care, neurosis is neurosis, anyway, it's okay to be safe!

Aha, cultural people don't have to spend money, isn't this a cow?

I slipped out of the alley......