The dinner party that welcomed me officially began as the sun went down.

The setting sun in the west has painted the city with its last rays.

The dinner was held in the largest seafood city on Nonglin Road.

There is a red carpet at the door, and walking on it makes you feel like you are a king.

At that moment, I felt as if I was the king.

The beautiful hostess held my arm, and as I walked through the red carpet, I felt as if I had been kidnapped.

Although the beautiful lady of manners gently supported me, I did not feel at all free, and could not move on my own, so I could only walk mechanically according to her support.

The hostess led me directly into a luxurious private room.

This private room is truly luxurious!

At least a luxury I've never seen before!

When I entered, the dozen or so people present all stood up.

In the applause of everyone, Miss Manners let go of her hand and returned my freedom.

In the applause crowd, half were handsome guys and half were beautiful women.

Aha, it's really handsome, and the beauties are like clouds!

Wang Wanting took the lead in applauding.

Everyone applauded.

The scene was so warm and grand that I didn't have time to appreciate the luxury of this large private room.

Wang Wanting said with a red face: "This is the newly recruited senior clerk of our company. Our President Fu was supposed to be there in person, but because he temporarily received a mission to go abroad, he flew abroad. Therefore, I was assigned to welcome me and Director Zhao of our planning department. As for Director Zhao, I was temporarily appointed as the presiding officer of this welcoming ceremony. Well, please give us another round of applause and welcome our protagonist tonight, Mr. Da, to take a seat! ”

Once again, everyone applauded.

I sat down to thunderous applause and felt very uncomfortable.

When I sat down, I saw that the table was full of delicacies from the mountains and seas.

After a day of hunger, my saliva was so hungry that I wanted to gobble it up.

Wang Wenting spoke.

She said, "Our newly hired senior clerk, Mr. Da, is a great person! He's not a man of culture in the ordinary sense! He's a great poet! Before drinking, don't we really want to see his poetic talent? ”

Everyone cheered in unison: "A must!" ”

A bespectacled young man shouted, "Definitely! There is poetry, there is wine, that is Niu A! ”

"Ox A!"

"Ox A!"

"Ox A!"

……

Everyone shouted in unison.

I couldn't resist my enthusiasm, so I had to force my hunger down.

Poetry? What kind of poetry do you make? If you want to see my poetic talent, what kind of poetry should I compose?

"Thousands of rivers and mountains are always about love, can you not tip?" No, no, it's not appropriate!

"There are only 100 yuan in your hand, please raise your hand, young lady"? No, no, it's not appropriate either!

After thinking about it again, I think it is better to take out my master's Shixian Li Bai's Niu A work to be able to hold down the position.

But I also considered a problem: when I first arrived, I should not be too loud, it is better to keep a low profile, at least what I should do is not only suitable for the situation at this moment, but also show a little bit of my poetic talent.

That's the best of both worlds!

"Ox A!"

"Ox A!"

"Ox A!"

……

A shout forced me not to be a cow!

But I really don't know where to start?

Fortunately, Wang Wanting saw my embarrassment and came forward to relieve me.

She said, "Mr. Da, you can take me as a starting point and write a few lines of poetry for everyone to enjoy." ”

I glanced back at Miss Wang and blurted out: "This thing should only exist in the sky, and it is rare to hear it in the world." ”.

Wang Wanting was a little embarrassed by my praise, her cheeks were flushed, and the two small dimples on her cheeks seemed to be filled with grape wine specially prepared by senior bartenders, which made people get drunk at a glance......

Everyone applauded and continued to be enthusiastic, and they all praised me as a master.

Wang Wanting looked at me affectionately, and said shyly: "Mr. Da, I don't dare to praise me like this." I think this honor is too high, it seems that this building is about to collapse, and I can't breathe, so you might as well write a poem for everyone......"

Seeing this scene, I suddenly remembered the poems of Du Fu who I studied in the cultural crash course, and felt that I could be emergency, so I played a round and said: "The dangerous building is 100 feet high, and you can pick the stars with your hands." Don't dare to raise your voice, for fear of frightening the people in the sky......"

As soon as I finished speaking, a sharp female voice exclaimed, "Oh my God, this is a poem about tofu!" ”

The sharp female voice comes from a young woman with gold-rimmed glasses. She stood up excitedly: "I can confidently tell everyone that our company's copywriters have been saved from now on!" ”

"Ah Fen, why do you say that?" A young man with glasses, a suit and leather shoes with shiny hair stood up and asked.

That's when I learned that the name of the girl with gold-rimmed glasses was Ah Fen.

Everyone was dumbfounded and waited for the following.

I'm also waiting for the following.

Ah Fen said: "Our company's previous copywriting has always been old-fashioned and old-fashioned, the boss is helpless, employees don't like to see, and it is not attractive to the outside world. ”

Everyone nodded in acknowledgement.

Ah Fen: "Today, our company recruited such a genius, blurted out, exported into chapters, steamed and sold, and said everything casually is tofu poems. So our company's copywriting in the future is still worrying? ”

"How can you write a good copy of a tofu poem?"

"What do you call tofu poetry?"

"Tofu brain or tofu flower?"

"Our company doesn't sell tofu?"

Everyone asked.

Ah Fen's face was flushed when she was asked, and she said, "What kind of tofu brains and tofu flowers?" Why are you so illiterate? Although I am a science and engineering major, I am also a college diploma after all. I know, this Mr. Daron blurted out that ...... O poem of the great poet Tofu! ”

"A poet is a poet, what does it have to do with tofu?"

"Tofu is tofu, what does it have to do with poets?"

"Yes, the poet tofu, the tofu poet, the wind and the horse and the cow are not related......"

Everyone was talking.

The discussion was full of incomprehension.

Doubts are implicit in the incomprehension.

"Oh, you're so uneducated! Tofu is not the tofu you usually eat, it is the tofu of the great poet who wrote poetry...... No culture, it's terrible, it's terrible......" Ah Fen was so anxious that he was about to jump.

I know where she struggles.

She must have said that Du Fu was tofu!

Or, her Mandarin pronunciation is inaccurate, misleading everyone.

Or, because she doesn't have enough knowledge and doesn't know Du Fu at all, she remembers that there is a person who writes poetry named Tofu.

No matter what, I should help her out, even if it's a hero to save the beauty!

I said, "This little beauty is right, maybe everyone heard it wrong." The poems I just mentioned were indeed written by the poet Saint Du Fu. ”

Everyone was relieved, and the applause thundered again.

At this time, Director Zhao stood up and spoke, he said: "Our Ah Fen, she is a computer programmer, using computers is her forte, she generally doesn't like to use her brain when she speaks, don't be surprised by Mr. Da." ”

Director Zhao's humor enlivened the atmosphere at once.

Everyone shouted in unison, "Computer!" Computer! ”

Wang Wanting stood up and gestured to everyone to stop drinking, and proposed that everyone raise a glass and drink and eat.