I knocked on the door.

And the door opened.

A fat, pig-like man appeared in front of me.

"It's you, come in." He said.

I thought I was going to the wrong door.

Shen Xiaochuan? What a romantic and poetic man? How do you relate to the fat man in front of you?

"I ...... I'm sorry, I may have gone to the wrong door......"

"No, I knew you were coming, I've been waiting for you. Come on in. However, everyone in the family is asleep, just be quiet. ”

I was graciously invited through the door.

I looked at the living room, it was indeed the place I had been last night.

The fat man invited me into his bedroom.

I saw that the bedroom was exactly the same as the one I had slept in the previous night, with a mess of books next to the wall and at the head of the bed.

The fat man hugged me all at once.

He said: "I haven't seen you for several years, and I am so happy to finally meet the students of our Literary Youth PEN Club again!" ”

I was a little out of breath when he hugged me.

Besides, it's the first time I've been held like this by a fat and sensual man, and I'm not used to it.

He said, "You're so much more handsome than you used to be!" ”

What was I like before? I don't even know!

But I can't say. All I can say is, "You're ...... than before."

"I wasn't so obese before. At the pen meeting, I was still a little bit of a jade tree in the wind, remember? ”

"Ah...... Yes...... I remember, I don't seem to be so fat...... "I'm stumbling."

"Not so fat. In the past few years, I have been too lazy to exercise, and I have gained weight. Plump! ”

"I ...... I...... I'm still not comfortable with it, can you let me go? ”

"Ah, I'm sorry, I miss our PEN students so much."

He finally let me go.

"It's not good for me to disturb me so late......"

"What do you say? I'm so happy if you can come! You see, my condition is not good, the house is full of books, don't be surprised. I came back from the car in the evening, and I heard from my parents that a friend from the pen club came, and I didn't expect it to be you. But no matter who it is, I'm happy! ”

"I'm also very happy that when I came to Nanyue, I found the home of you, a literary friend. Even though you weren't at home at the time, I'm glad too! ”

"Tell me, then, how did you find my house? There must be a lot of stories in it, right? ”

"There aren't many stories, it's like a normal song." I say.

"When you say this, it's very humorous, and I believe that you are my student in the Literary Youth PEN Club!"

"I ...... I was originally a PEN student with you! I really experienced a bit of a risk before I came. ”

"Tell me, what risks have you experienced?"

Shen Xiaochuan looked serious, as if if if I didn't say the risks I had experienced, he wouldn't recognize me as a literary friend!

I was a little sleepy, but I couldn't spoil his interest, so I simply told him about my experience at the train station.

Shen Xiaochuan laughed so hard that his stomach hurt.

I was very worried and said, "You laugh like this, it makes me tremble!" ”

Shen Xiaochuan smiled and said, "No, no." It's just funny. ”

I said, "What's so funny?" This is my real experience. They say I'm seven stars, why am I seven stars? Me, Seven Stars? ”

Shen Xiaochuan said: "Seven stars, in Nanyue dialect, that's neurosis." ”

"Huh? They say I'm insane? Where am I going crazy? ”

Shen Xiaochuan said: "This is a conventional term in Nanyue dialect, just say it if you are unhappy, it doesn't mean that you are neurotic, don't be careful!" ”

So that's it!

"So, let me ask you again, what do they mean by losing the old cat?"

Shen Xiaochuan smiled and hesitated for a long time before saying, "This...... This one...... It's a curse, it's what it means to fuck you, no, no, it's not exactly that...... Anyway...... Not a good word. ”

"Then let me ask you, those ticket inspectors saw everyone crowding out, why did they say that they lost the old cat?"

"They were unhappy when they saw the passengers crowding out and the order was chaotic, so they said so."

"Then those phone booths in the square, how can they say that they lost their old cats?"

"Well, you don't understand. Those phone booths are all making a fortune by scamming people. I know too well, if you make a phone call, they will charge you dozens of dollars, if you admit it, then it's fine, if you don't admit it, or call them out, then you will definitely be scolded for losing the old cat! ”

Lose the old cat? It turned out to be a swear word in Nanyue dialect! It turns out to mean "fuck your mother" in Chinese! No wonder when the owner of the phone booth said to me, "Lose the old cat", he said to me, "What do you do with me if you lose the old cat", and he almost hit me with the telephone......

I said, "How did I know that your Nanyue dialect is so complicated?" So vulgar? ”

Shen Xiaochuan said: "Lingnan, the land of the Southern Barbarians, is uncivilized in history, how can there be so many civilizations!" ”

I nodded thoughtfully, in acquiescence

"It's still a trivial matter to scold you, it's their purpose to make you pay, and if you don't give money, you will beat people. I'm not surprised to see it. ”

"That'...... Then there is no royal law? Don't those patrolling cops care? ”

"What's the matter? Can it be managed? I'm also a police officer, I know, I can't do it! Besides, the police officers at the station and the owners of the phone booths all wear a pair of pants, and they both have a stake. They patrol just to save face. There are really people from other places who are bullied, so they don't bother to care. ”

"I didn't expect Nanyue to be so complicated!" I say.

Shen Xiaochuan said: "Don't discuss this issue, since you have come to Nanyue, you probably just know, just stop making jokes." I'll show you some of my recent poems, probably love poems. ”

I said, "Okay, it should be a pleasure to look at the love poems of this southern barbarian land!" ”

Shen Xiaochuan said: "It's not that I'm bragging, my love poems are in southern Guangdong, no, in Guangdong, they are all very influential, the deputy ** of the Provincial Writers Association has said, if my love poems are ranked second, then the first one has not yet been born." ”

"Ah, such a cow?"

"It's so good!" Shen Xiaochuan said 100% confidently: "Many people say so. If you don't believe me, I'll give you a copy of my love poem first, which is why I'm called 'Shen Xiaochuan'. ”

"So, isn't your real name Shen Xiaochuan?"

"Of course not! Let's take a look at this classic love poem of mine. If you don't agree, you can talk to me again. ”

As he spoke, he took out a small notebook and flipped to the poem to show me.

To be honest, his handwriting is good, although it is sloppy and not calligraphy, but it has the spirituality of calligraphy, which is very pleasing to the eye. I took a serious look:

In the lake of love

Fragrance wafts to the silent shore

With golden sand and beautiful dreams

Build a palace of love

I can't blame you

Take my boat

Wayward stranded on a lonely beach

You're gone, really gone

Pretty thin shoulders

Carried away the sculls

Carry it away

I love the wings

"This is indeed a classic love poem! Not bad! I exclaimed.

"Of course it's good, otherwise, why would everyone call me 'Shen Xiaochuan'!" Shen Xiaozhou said proudly, "It's because of this love poem that I'm called Shen Xiaozhou." ”

I said, "After the literary pen meeting, the name of the correspondence you left me is Shen Xiaochuan?" Do your parents and your brother also know that you are Shen Xiaochuan? ”。

"Hahaha......" he laughed, "who doesn't know?" I know it. Shen Xiaochuan, a famous love poet in Guangdong Province, knows it as soon as he says it! ”

I'm really happy for him.

Whether he said it was or not, I'm glad he dared to say it.