When I passed a cross booth, I was "superior" when I suddenly heard a loud shout: "You, come here!" ”

A man in uniform and a white hat crossed in front of me and grabbed my handlebars.

I saw that the man in uniform and white hat had two white belts on his body, on which were written the words "traffic police".

I don't understand why he stopped me? Why don't you stop the people in front of you? I'm less than a meter behind them, huh?

The traffic police let go of my handlebars and raised his hand for me to look overhead.

I saw a small red figure on a pole above my head. But I don't know what that means.

"Lack of thunder and shepherd!" said the traffic police.

I couldn't understand his Nanyue dialect, so I heard it as "Why ride slowly!" I thought he was thinking I was riding too slowly, reminding me to ride faster.

Yes, there are many people and cars, and if one person rides too slowly, it will affect the people behind and cause traffic jams. It's normal for people to urge me to ride faster. I hunched over and put my strength on my legs to accelerate, but the traffic policeman grabbed the handlebars with agility.

"Come here! License plate! "The traffic police dragged me out of the car and pulled me to the side.

The traffic police spoke Mandarin this time, and I understood. I thought, this traffic police probably saw that my car was too dilapidated, and my dress was also very old-fashioned, so they regarded me as a car thief, right?

When I think about it like this, I have confidence in my heart: I have a license!

I took out the license plate and handed it to him, full of respect and love for this traffic police comrade: too responsible, with such a good traffic police, the traffic order in Nanyue will definitely be very good!

The traffic police were checking my license plate, and I asked, "Is there a problem with the license plate?" ”

The traffic police didn't speak, they just looked at me, and then at the bicycle

I explained, "I borrowed this bike from a friend's house, and he gave it to me, so I don't know what the problem would be?" ”

"Borrowed from a friend?" The traffic police probably heard that I didn't understand Nanyue, so they spoke to me in Mandarin.

"yes, my friend is also a police officer, he ......"

"What? Your friend is also a police officer? The traffic police stared at me suspiciously.

"Yes, but he's a railroad cop."

"You, a railway police friend, are thrifty enough! Is this bike still in use? ”

"He doesn't usually use it, so he lends it to me. Any questions, please? Is there a problem with the car? Or is there a problem with the license? ”

The traffic police glanced at me and said, "The license plate of the car is fine, but there is a problem with the person." ”

I don't know who has a problem? I don't know what it has to do with people following the car if they have problems?

"You're riding a bicycle illegally, you're running a red light." He said.

"Then why stop me and not those in front of me? Am I following them closely? It's less than a meter away, huh? ”

"People didn't run a red light, although it was only a meter away, but you ran a red light."

"Then what do you mean by what you just said, why do you ride slowly? I'm riding too slowly, right? ”

"I didn't say that, I said that there was no thunder! Mandarin is to fine you five dollars. ”

I said, "Why are you going to fine me five dollars?" Even if I run a red light, I won't have to pay a fine, you ......"

"It's not that you ran a red light, but that you already ran a red light!" He said, his gaze was firm.

"Then next time I correct it, won't it be over if I don't run a red light again, why do I have to be fined?"

"Riding a violation, a fine is a necessary means of education, you run a red light, is a serious violation of traffic rules, a fine of five yuan is still less."

"I don't know what rules you're violating, I ......"

"It's not against my rules, it's against the rules of the road."

"I don't see any signs, do I?"

He pointed to the little red figure above his head and said, "That's the sign." And me, is my big living person a sign? ”

"You don't count as a sign, the uniform you wear can be considered a sign, but you don't have a word on your face that you are not allowed to pass!"

"Less nonsense, a fine of five yuan!" The traffic police comrade suddenly lowered his face, and he didn't plan to play humor with me.

In order to get out and leave, I put on a look of knowing my mistakes and admitting my mistakes, and begged for forgiveness, but I didn't expect the traffic police comrades to humor me again.

He said, "You pay a fine of five dollars, and I will forgive you immediately." ”

I was anxious and said, "Why do you want to forgive me for paying five dollars?" ”

"You can not forgive, but you can not not pay the money." As he spoke, the traffic police comrade took out the fine sheet.

When I saw that he was really coming, I panicked. Where do I have the money? I said five sorry in one breath with a smiling face, and told him that if I were asked to pay five yuan, it would be my life!

Look at the bike.

I explained, "I borrowed this bike from a friend's house, and he gave it to me, so I don't know what the problem would be?" ”

"Borrowed from a friend?" The traffic police probably heard that I didn't understand Nanyue, so they spoke to me in Mandarin.

"yes, my friend is also a police officer, he ......"

"What? Your friend is also a police officer? The traffic police stared at me suspiciously.

"Yes, but he's a railroad cop."

"You, a railway police friend, are thrifty enough! Is this bike still in use? ”

"He doesn't usually use it, so he lends it to me. Any questions, please? Is there a problem with the car? Or is there a problem with the license? ”

The traffic police glanced at me and said, "The license plate of the car is fine, but there is a problem with the person." ”

I don't know who has a problem? I don't know what it has to do with people following the car if they have problems?

"You're riding a bicycle illegally, you're running a red light." He said.

"Then why stop me and not those in front of me? Am I following them closely? It's less than a meter away, huh? ”

"People didn't run a red light, although it was only a meter away, but you ran a red light."

"Then what do you mean by what you just said, why do you ride slowly? I'm riding too slowly, right? ”

"I didn't say that, I said that there was no thunder! Mandarin is to fine you five dollars. ”

I said, "Why are you going to fine me five dollars?" Even if I run a red light, I won't have to pay a fine, you ......"

"It's not that you ran a red light, but that you already ran a red light!" He said, his gaze was firm.

"Then next time I correct it, won't it be over if I don't run a red light again, why do I have to be fined?"

"Riding a violation, a fine is a necessary means of education, you run a red light, is a serious violation of traffic rules, a fine of five yuan is still less."

"I don't know what rules you're violating, I ......"

"It's not against my rules, it's against the rules of the road."

"I don't see any signs, do I?"

He pointed to the little red figure above his head and said, "That's the sign." And me, is my big living person a sign? ”

"You don't count as a sign, the uniform you wear can be considered a sign, but you don't have a word on your face that you are not allowed to pass!"

"Less nonsense, a fine of five yuan!" The traffic police comrade suddenly lowered his face, and he didn't plan to play humor with me.

In order to get out and leave, I put on a look of knowing my mistakes and admitting my mistakes, and begged for forgiveness, but I didn't expect the traffic police comrades to humor me again.

He said, "You pay a fine of five dollars, and I will forgive you immediately." ”

I was anxious and said, "Why do you want to forgive me for paying five dollars?" ”

"You can not forgive, but you can not not pay the money." As he spoke, the traffic police comrade took out the fine sheet.

When I saw that he was really coming, I panicked. Where do I have the money? I said five sorry in one breath with a smiling face, and told him that if I were asked to pay five yuan, it would be my life!

The traffic police looked me up and down and said, "The renminbi is fatal to the people, and you can't let you not pay because you think money is more important than your life." ”

I explained: "The people are different from the people, and the same renminbi means different things to different people. ”

The comrade of the traffic police pulled down his face again and said: "But you must know that the renminbi as a fine, handed over to our traffic police, is the same, it is called a fine!" If you are verbose, you will be fined ten dollars! ”

Oh my God, I said five sorry, but I have to pay an extra five dollars in fines, so if I say ten more sorry, won't I have to pay another ten dollars in fines? How dare I talk about this anymore!

I understand, the traffic police are the traffic police, even if you meet a rare traffic police officer with a little sense of humor, don't expect him to be humorous with you to the end - because he doesn't eat by humor!

Looks like I'm going to have to expose myself.

I propped up the broken bicycle to the side and told the truth with a smiling face: "Comrade traffic police, I am from the north, today is the first day to report to work, I have not received a salary, I have not a penny, it is because I have no money to take the bus, I borrowed this dilapidated bicycle." Look at it or not. ”

I turned all the pockets of my clothes out and showed them to the traffic police comrades.

The traffic police comrade was convinced that I really had no money, so he put the license plate in his pocket and said: "Then I won't punish you, but this bicycle has to be confiscated, it is too dilapidated, it is easy to be dangerous, and it should be sent to the scrap collection station for forced scrap." You go back and tell your railway police friend to buy a better bike and lend it to you. ”

"I'm ...... How do I go back and explain to others? "I'm really in a hurry.

"It's your business how to explain, and if you are verbose, I will detain you with people and cars."

As soon as I heard that I was going to detain someone, I was scared.

It's my first day at work!

I was too scared to squeak, so I had to leave obediently and walk to work.

This traffic policeman is really awesome!