There are times when you think of a problem that doesn't happen. Sometimes, problems that you didn't expect can happen at any time.

From this, I have come to a conclusion: many things in this world are really unimaginable and elusive, don't resent your stupidity because of the problems you didn't think of have caused you trouble, and don't think that you can avoid disasters if you are smart and think very well!

I thought that if I delayed work and was found sleeping in the same bed with Ah Fen, I would definitely be scolded and criticized by the president, but the president did not lose his temper at all, but talked to me about the project and invited me to eat and taste wine alone. This made me feel a lot more relaxed, and I even thought that it was okay, everything was still the same.

Just when I thought everything was all right, it happened.

First of all, Wan Ting's attitude.

She started calling me "Mr. Da."

I said, "I still like you to call me Brother Long." ”

She said: "Colleagues can't be commensurate with brother and sister, and it is appropriate to call Mr. Da." ”

I tried to ease the atmosphere with a joke.

I called her, "Wan Ting." ”

She said: "I have a surname, please call me Wang Wanting." ”

I called her, "Sister Wanting." ”

She said: "I'm sorry, I'm not a compound surname, my name is not four words. There is no surname Wanting in the compound surname. ”

I called her, "Sister." ”

She said: "I don't have a brother, so I won't be anyone's sister." ”

No matter what I called, she scolded me back, leaving me no chance to talk.

Then there is Ouyang Nine's attitude.

She also called me "Mr. Da".

I said, "I love it when you call him Daron." ”

She said: "I'm sorry, I was offended a lot before, but the little girl was young and ignorant, and she made an unintentional mistake, please bear with me." ”

I said, "Or, you can call me Deputy Section Chief." ”

She said: "It was when I was collecting debts in Zhongzhou, and I forgot about it. ”

I tried to ease the atmosphere with a joke.

I called her, "Ouyang." ”

She said: "I have a name, please call me Ouyang Neon." ”

I called her, "Neon." ”

She said, "I'm sorry, I'm a compound surname, and my name is four characters. ”

I called her: "Ouyang Neon." ”

She said, "Mr. Da, is this a roll call?" Arrive! Then he said, "You don't seem to be my leader, and I don't belong to you, so your name is not appropriate, right?" ”

No matter what I called, she was scolded back, and like Wanting, she didn't leave me a chance to talk.

In addition to the change in the attitude of Wanting and Ouyang Ni Hong, Ah Fen's attitude has actually changed, but the situation is different.

I called her: "Chen Shaofen"

She said, "Call me Ah Fen." ”

I said, "You are Chen Shaofen." ”

She said: "Yes, Chen Shaofen is my name, but I like you to call me Ah Fen." ”

I said, "If you don't have that among your colleagues, you should call them by their first names." ”

She said, "Brother Long, just call me Ah Fen." ”

I said, "I prefer you to call me Mr. Da." ”

She said: "That was before, and now, everyone knows that you are my boyfriend, so I should call you Brother Long"

I said, "Ghost friends? It's also a boyfriend! ”

She said: "The two of us sleep in the same bed, and everyone knows about it." That means I'm already your man, and you're responsible for me......"

I said, "Be responsible!" It was you who were drunk and couldn't walk, so you relied on me, why should I be responsible? ”

She said, "I know that's the case, but people don't believe it, so I just admit it......"

I asked her, "What do you admit?" I didn't do anything to you? ”

She said, "I didn't say what you did to me, I just admitted that I slept in the same bed with you......"

I said, "I'm responsible for sleeping in a bed?" Why! ”

She said: "The understanding is that since you sleep, you have to be responsible. In the future, you will call me Ah Fen, and I will call you Brother Long. ”

I said, "What Ah Fen, Brother Long's?" You figured it out! As like as an apple to an oyster. You are Chen Shaofen, I am Mr. Da! ”

I scolded her for whatever she said, and I didn't want to give her a chance to talk at all.

If it's just because of the change in the attitude of these three girls towards me, that's fine. After all, they didn't affect my work and status in the company.

What I didn't expect was that there was a Cheng Biting Jin halfway through the way - the infamous stinky tofu!

That morning, the day after I accepted the distillery's advertising assignment, I was in my office meditating over the distillery's advertising words.

Strange to say, the wine of that winery is really good, I and the president think it is very good after drinking, the degree is not high, but the taste is very pure, the price is mid-range, but the taste is high, it should be the best choice for wine lovers. But I just couldn't think of a suitable advertising slogan. After thinking about it, I listed several of them, and I felt dissatisfied, let alone dare to show them to the president and the other party.

At lunchtime, Wanting knocked on the door politely as usual, put a fast food lunch box on the table in front of me, and politely said, "Mr. Da, please eat." Then he left, and closed the door for me with great cultivation.

But today's fast food box lunch is different from the past, with a small lunch box.

And the smell of this small lunch box is very exciting, as soon as I opened the plastic bag, before I could open the box, a very rushing smell came to my nose. I immediately smelled what it was – stinky tofu!

I think it's strange, how can there be stinky tofu?

I opened the door and walked to the bar and asked Wanting, "Girl, today's fast food is very special, isn't it ......?"

Wanting said, "Please call me Wang Wanting or Miss Wang." Is there something wrong with Mr. Tat? ”

I looked a little embarrassed and said, "Did the company give us extra food?" How can this fast food box lunch have stinky tofu? ”

Wanting said calmly: "I don't know, anyway, give what to eat." ”

I awkwardly returned to my desk and opened the small lunch box, only to find six small pieces of stinky tofu inside, three black and three white, emitting a strong and tempting smell.

I love this bite, and I ate the stinky tofu in one fell swoop, and I felt that I couldn't get enough of it.

At that moment, Ah Fen came in without knocking, and left the door wide open.

As soon as she came in, she said, "Brother Long! ”

I remembered the indifference I had just received from Wan Ting, and I got angry in my heart and said, "Please call me Da Long, or Mr. Da." ”

Ah Fen obviously raised his voice deliberately and said, "What Mr. Da is not Mr. Da, you are my Brother Long." ”

I said, "I'm not your brother Long, I'm my own, and I don't belong to anyone." ”

Ah Fen ignored my attitude and said, "Brother Long, have you noticed that today's Chinese food is wrong?" With that, he put the lunch box on the table.

I said, "Everyone will find out, isn't there just a few more pieces of stinky tofu, what's the fuss?" ”

She said: "You say, this company is really, if you want to improve our lives, then we should also add a good dish, why is it stinky tofu?" ”

I said, "It's good, it's good, it's called an appetizer." I think the company's arrangement is very humane! ”

She said, "You're done eating?" Looks like you like this stinky tofu. Well, I just don't like it, I don't like the smell very much, I'll give it all to you. ”

I said, "You better keep it for yourself, and you can write tofu poems after eating." ”

She said, "Brother Long, you are laughing at me again!" Everyone has changed it, knowing that it is Du Fu's poem instead of a tofu poem. As he spoke, he pushed the small lunch box containing stinky tofu in front of me.

I pushed her away and said, "I've had enough, I'm appetizing, and I'm ready to eat in a big gulp." With that, I opened my lunch box and began to eat.

Ah Fen said, "If you like it, then I should like it too." I eat. As he spoke, he sandwiched a small piece of stinky tofu and gnawed it in his mouth, and then grinned as if he couldn't eat it.

I said, "Don't embarrass yourself, if you can't eat it, don't eat it, throw it away." ”

She said, "If I don't, I'm going to eat!" Then he swallowed it in one gulp, and the whole person was "not afraid of sacrifice to overcome all difficulties".

I solved the lunch box by dividing it by two, and said, "You better go back to your place and eat slowly, I'm going to take a lunch break." ”

She said, "Okay, I won't bother you, you can take a good lunch break." If you don't have a good rest, I'll be distressed. ”

I said, "No, you better feel sorry for yourself." ”

She said: "We both have to feel distressed. Then he got up and left.