"Let's eat." Ah Fen said.

When I looked up, Ah Fen was already standing in front of me.

"When did you come in?"

"Just came in."

"What are you doing?"

"I'll bring you food."

"I didn't ask for food."

"It's not the meal you want, it's that people who work overtime have a box lunch."

"Then you don't have to deliver it!"

"Who will I send if I don't come? Now only I care about you the most, and only I am the most sincere to you. ”

"I don't care, I don't want any sincerity, I don't want anything, I just want to be pure!"

"Let's eat, don't talk angry. Hey, by the way, you like to eat stinky tofu, why don't I go buy you a few pieces and come back, or call them to deliver takeaways? ”

I said, "Still mentioning stinky tofu?" I'm even more angry when I mention this! ”

Ah Fen said, "I know who said this. ”

I asked, "Who?" Who the fuck is so lacking in morality? ”

"It's the one surnamed Ruan in our planning department, and he said that the two of us slept in the same bed. This surnamed Ruan is not a thing, he is insidious and cunning, and he loves to play tricks the most. ”

I remembered that the surname Ruan was Ruan Ningying, the team leader in charge of the drawing in the planning department. Although we are all in the same department, because my office is independent, there is a certain distance from their big office, and I usually have very little interaction, only meet at the weekly meeting, there is almost no intersection, and there is no serious conflict, why did he come to me?

I said, "What is he doing to slander me like this?" ”

Ah Fen said: "I don't know about that. Let's eat. As he spoke, he opened a lunch box in front of me, and then opened his own lunch box, and gave me the meat in her lunch box, saying, "I don't like meat very much, so I'll give it all to you." ”

I said, "What else can you give me?" ”

She said, "Anything goes, as long as you want." ”

I said, "I don't want it, I don't want anything!" ”

As she spoke, I knocked off the chopsticks she was holding the slices of meat, and the chopsticks and slices of meat all fell on the table.

Ah Fen stopped, glanced at the table, and stared at me.

I saw her tears running down her glasses, and instead of wiping them, she stared at me motionless.

I suddenly felt a little out of shape and a little excessive, so I said, "Don't give me all the meat, you are so skinny, you should eat more meat." ”

She continued to weep and said, "Can I understand that these words are your concern and love for me? ”

I said, "No." I mean, one lunch box for each person, and you don't have to give me all the meat. ”

She took off her glasses and set them aside, and said, "I'll just ask you, do you really hate me that much?" ”

I say; "Actually, I don't hate you."

"Then you don't like me a little bit?"

I said, "No, for example, when I first approached you, I still liked you a little, but later, I ...... Later......"

"What happened next? Is it because I called Du Fu's poems tofu poems? But you must know that I studied science and engineering, not liberal arts, and of course I don't have your cultural and artistic cells. For you, I put in a lot of effort to buy a lot of literary and art books to study, just to make you look up to me, but you ......"

I said, "I appreciate your affection for me and respect for your affection." However, feelings are a matter of both parties, and a slap can't be slapped. It's a good thing that you're willing to read more and learn more, and it's helpful to improve yourself. You don't have to study for the sake of others. ”

She said: "I studied and studied for you, but I didn't expect that not only did you not appreciate it, but you also hated me." ”

I said, "You don't have to study for me, it's not necessary!" I kind of hated you later, mainly because you shouldn't have told people that I slept with you. ”

"What if I don't say it? People have already seen me spending the night in the same room with you, and I can't admit it if I want to! ”

I said, "But you know, it's not good for my reputation." ”

She said, "What about me? What about my reputation? Is my reputation better? ”

I said, "Then you can't blame me, I was trying to call a taxi to take you home, and you didn't tell me where your home was, but you had to go to my place." You can't walk steadily, I can't just leave you on the street? So I had to help you to my room, you lay on the bed to sleep, I was sitting on the floor drinking, you didn't sleep, I went to bed, who knew that you also went to bed. You say, who caused this? Do you blame me? ”

"I don't blame you for this, I am willing."

"Besides, although I slept in the same bed, I didn't touch you."

"You didn't touch me, that's your business, and I didn't say I wouldn't let you touch me."

I said, "I've drunk too much, I'm sleepy and tired, how can I have the strength to touch others." ”

She said, "So, it's not that you don't want to touch me, it's that you've drunk too much and have no strength, right?" That is, if you haven't drunk much, if you have the strength, it's still possible that you're willing to touch me, right? ”

I suddenly realized that I had fallen into her trap and quickly reversed the subject.

I said, "No, even if you don't drink too much, you can't touch it, we are colleagues, men and women don't kiss, how can we touch casually." ”

She said, "But I'll tell you the truth, you didn't touch me, but I did." I fell asleep with you in my arms. What's wrong with sleeping with the man I like? ”

I said, "I don't know about this, I'm asleep, I don't know anything." But you shouldn't tell people that I've slept with you. ”

She said, "Okay, I'll tell people in the future, it's not you who slept with me, I slept with you, is that okay?" ”

I said, "Don't just sleep and sleep, don't talk about it anymore, okay?" ”

"No, anyway, everyone knows that I have a boyfriend and girlfriend relationship with you, and we sleep together, so you will be responsible for me!"

I said, "What kind of logic and attitude do you have?" What am I responsible for? What is my responsibility? I didn't do anything to you? ”

She said: "My attitude is: Evil! I want to know you and live a long life. The mountains have no tombs, the rivers are exhausted, the winter thunder and earthquakes, the summer rain and snow, the heaven and the earth are combined, and they dare to be with the king. ”

Good boy! My good girl, this is really hard work, even the poems describing love in the Han Dynasty have been learned! That's what I am!

In order to get rid of her entanglement, I said ruthlessly: "Ah Fen, let me tell you, I have no thoughts about you, I don't care about your winter thunder, and I don't care about your rain and snow. All I know is that you and I will always be colleagues! ”

Ah Fen stood up and said, "It seems that you don't understand love, so I'll teach you a lesson......"

"Don't don't, don't, don't, even if I don't know anything about love, I don't want to learn, so I'll be exempted from class." As soon as I heard about the class, my head was big. In less than a day, three girls came to teach me a lesson, who can stand it!

"Okay, if you don't want to listen to the class, then I won't talk about it, but you have to remember to me that you and I are not colleagues, but bedmates! Heaven and earth are together, but dare to be with the king! As he spoke, he grabbed the glasses in his hand and fell to the ground with a "snap", twisting his ass and leaving.

After she left, I looked at the two lunches in front of me that I hadn't eaten a bite, and I was angry, I picked up my arms and swept them violently, and they all rolled to the ground.

Compared with Ouyang Neon and Wanting, Ah Fen's course is the most difficult for me to accept and digest, "what is close is not inferior, and what is far is resentful", it simply makes me die and live!