Director Zhao's suggestion was affirmed by Yan Xiaoguang and me.

The three of us drank three glasses in a row very seriously.

Director Zhao proposed: "Since we are already three righteous alliances, and we are sincere and willing to each other, we should further understand each other, talk about the words of the heart, and present our true selves." I'll take the lead. ”

Yan Xiaoguang said, "I'll come first." I'll dig out my heart first. ”

Director Zhao said: "That's okay, I won't fight with you, you say it first, if you want it to be good, let the big let the small." ”

The following is Yan Xiaoguang's self-statement——

I am a native of Meixian County, Guangdong, I grew up in the countryside, and I have an older sister who is legal, and I was born unplanned and illegally overborn, that is, I was born illegal. Because of me, my parents were fined more than 10,000 yuan. In other words, I was born ashamed of my parents, and I was burdened with the obligation to repay my debts......

Fortunately, I have been smart since I was a child, in other words, I am not stupid. From primary school to middle school, my grades were still at the top. During the college entrance examination, I was admitted to South China University of Technology for five years as a bachelor's degree. Supposedly, I could have been assigned to a better unit, but I was disqualified because I was implicated in an accidental incident......

It was just before graduation, and one of my classmates was celebrating his birthday, and we were having dinner and drinking at a food stall, and we had a verbal conversation with a table next to us, and we ended up fighting. The classmates were scared away, and I wanted to run too, but I saw the birthday boy being knocked down under the table. I went to rescue him, but I was beaten up by the other party. When the police came, the two of us were beaten and bruised and swollen. After arriving at the police station, the other party was let go, but the two of us were locked up for one night. The next day, the school sent someone to take us back, only to learn that one of the other party was the son of a certain director. My classmates and I were given major demerits by the school. I can't participate in job assignments until I graduate......

I can only rely on part-time work to find my own job, and I applied for the current company, but fortunately, I have some expertise, and thanks to Director Zhao's care for me, I have mixed up until now. I suffered a loss on the word "righteousness", but I don't regret it, I still insist on being a man without paying attention to righteousness......

After listening to Yan Xiaoguang's self-report, Director Zhao said: "When Xiaoguang first came to the company, he told me truthfully about his situation. I sympathize with his plight, and at the same time appreciate his righteousness, and considering his expertise, I have always put him in the computer area. Now I'm going to talk about my heart-wrenching words. ”

The following is Director Zhao's account -

I was born in a town on the outskirts of Wuhan, Hubei Province, as an only child. Xiaoguang is 21 years old, and I am eight years older than him. The conditions in my family are also relatively good, my parents are engaged in engineering design, I was admitted to a famous university in the provincial capital in the college entrance examination, and after graduation was assigned to the government department of my hometown county, the work on the surface is environmental protection monitoring, but in fact, no one pays attention to environmental protection, every day is to drink tea in the office and read the newspaper and chat, the whole person is about to rust......

Later, I found that many employees of enterprises left their jobs without pay to work in the south to start a business, and I was tempted. But unfortunately, I am not an employee of the enterprise, and my work unit belongs to the government department, and I am not allowed to leave my job without pay. But I really didn't want to live as a walking corpse, so I simply quit my public office and went south to work and start a business......

At first, my parents disagreed, and my wife was adamantly against it, even threatening to divorce. But later, when they found out that I had made up my mind, they acquiesced. In this place in Nanyue, I worked for three years, and I earned more money every year than the three of them combined for a year, so they understood me......

I used to work as an executive in a foreign company, and my income was quite good. I met Mr. Fu three years ago, and he admired me very much, so he poached me and handed over the company's planning department to me, so that I could give full play to my creativity. When I took over, the planning department only created more than 600,000 yuan in profits for the company that year. Now, the annual profit of our planning department has approached three million......

After Director Zhao finished speaking, it was my turn next.

As the two of them spoke their hearts, I kept thinking about what I was going to say. Yan Xiaoguang's hometown is in the countryside of Meixian County, Guangdong, and Director Zhao's hometown is in the county seat of Wuhan Suburb County, Hubei. Besides, both of them graduated from college. As for me, I traveled from the Republic of China period, I don't know where my hometown is, and I don't have any diplomas to talk about. I was a foreign cart puller when I was alive, where would I have any diploma!

Let's be honest, the situation of crossing by themselves is exposed, or it will scare them. Two normal people, who wouldn't be afraid, suddenly met a person who came through the country!

If you don't tell the truth, you don't want to go. The two of them are telling the truth from their hearts and lungs, and they are righteous with me, but I use lies to deceive people, which is very immoral and unauthentic!

Thinking about it again, I chose to basically tell the truth, except for concealing my identity through the crossing, the rest had to be the truth. But here's a trick here, and that's that I can only tell you what I lied about when I filled out the form.

Here's my half-truth, where the word "lying" is in parentheses, it's all made up, and the rest is true—

I am a person from a small ravine in Shangzhou, Shaanxi (lie: I don't have a hometown at all), after graduating from high school, I was admitted to the Chinese Department of Northwest University (lie: I don't know where this school is), specializing in classical poetry (lying: in fact, I only read Li Bai, Du Fu, Bai Juyi), because I especially like Tang poetry (lie: I don't actually like Tang poetry), I took the poet fairy Li Bai who I had never met as a teacher (lie: I actually met). My foundation in Chinese and classical poetry was actually taught by the poet fairy Li Bai. After graduation, because he did not have a strong social relationship background, he was assigned to a unit in his hometown small county town to work as a driver for the leader (lying: in fact, he was pulling a foreign car), and married a wife named Osmanthus ......

The leader of my unit (lying: it's actually Inspector Black Dog) is named Liu Mazi, and he covets the beauty of my wife Osmanthus. Once, this Liu Mazi took advantage of my absence from the car to run errands (lying: in fact, he was soliciting customers on the street, pulling foreigner John), and wanted to be a hooligan against my wife Osmanthus, and I happened to bump into me when I came back. I angrily pulled him away and stopped his hooliganism. Liu Mazi didn't succeed, hateful, summoned his little brothers (lie: it was actually a group of black dogs under him) to catch me and beat me (lie: in fact, all kinds of torture tools were used once), and framed me to beat the leader (lying: in fact, it was because I ruined his good deeds), and openly fired me (lie: it was actually a red soldering iron that burned me to death)......

My daughter-in-law Osmanthus could not bear the humiliation and committed suicide by hitting the pillar. I left the small county town in despair and took a spaceship (lie: it was actually the tiger drum arranged for me by my master Li Bai to return to the car) and went all the way south to Nanyue (lying: it was actually not difficult, the moment I closed my eyes and opened my eyes, it was there). Then I applied for our company......

After stumbling through the narrative, Director Zhao and Yan Xiaoguang both said that I was not truthful, that I was not telling the truth and did not treat them as brothers. After all, there is a considerable part of the content that I made up temporarily, and they naturally saw traces of the fabrication. And I, of course, can only deny it and try my best to defend it.

Yan Xiaoguang asked: "You are from the Chinese department, why did you become a driver for the leader?" ”

I said, "The assigned job doesn't match my major, and I can't help it." ”

Director Zhao asked, "As far as I know, no university has a Chinese department that offers a car driver course?" ”

I said, "I taught myself to drive and got my driver's license while I was in school. ”

Director Zhao asked: "Your entry resume says that you worked as a senior copywriter in an advertising company in Xi'an, why didn't you mention a word about this, but said that you left the county and went south?" ”

I said, "I deliberately omitted this link because my time in that company was very short, and I didn't have time to perform well, and it was lackluster." Moreover, my leader had all his hands and eyes, and when he ran to this company and hacked me, the boss had to persuade me to quit. So, I don't want to mention that. ”

Yan Xiaoguang asked, "You said you came to Nanyue by spaceship?" What's going on? Can you fly in a spaceship? ”

I explained, "I was using a metaphor and a description, but I was actually on an express train, and because it was the first time I was on an express train, I felt that it was very fast, like flying, so I described it as a spaceship." ”

Director Zhao asked, "Since you are taking the express train, it is not difficult?" How can you say that it was difficult to come all the way to Nanyue? ”

I explained: "I'm not talking about physical hardship, it's psychological hardship. The daughter-in-law osmanthus is gone, the iron rice bowl job is gone, and I found a part-time job, but it is still gone, can the psychological feeling not be difficult? ”

Fortunately, I am naturally smart and quick to respond, and I have dealt with all the questions they asked. I feel like I'm admiring myself. I said to myself in my heart: Dalong, Dalong, you are simply a genius white liar!

Yan Xiaoguang said: "I didn't expect Brother Long to have such a tortuous life, no wonder you always suddenly mention osmanthus, it turns out that you really have a wife named osmanthus." All this is really like a novel written by a novelist! In this case, then our three knots are even more valuable. ”

Director Zhao said: "Real life is often more exciting than the novels written by writers. ”

The three of us toasted together.

I'm secretly glad that I finally got through this hurdle!